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Empty Pussy; Full Ass

mature phone sexUnemployment sure has been great. I can say that, now that I have an offer on the table and I am going back to work soon; but if you have a curvy ass and a healthy thirst for cock you can spend hours each day putting wear and tear on your fuckholes and when you have an ass like mine, your pussy is nothing more than decoration. I mean I’m divorced now. I have no need to get pregnant so why on earth would I use my cunt anymore on a daily basis? So these last few months of being without a job helped me open my asshole to every man in town. Occasionally I like to measure my anal gape day by day, to see how much my rosebud is growing. This past week I did what I had only dreamed of until now; I got two big black cocks shoved into my backdoor blowhole at the same time. As you can guess, now my asshole is an open gaped door and welcome to all. Empty pussy, full ass. Its the only way to live.


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My Favorite Marine

Cocksucking phone sexYesterday was USMC Day.  The US Marine Corps was established in 1775 and known as the Continental Marines. There is nothing sexier than seeing a service member in their Dress Uniforms, especially Marine Officers.  They pack a whole lot of hot into those Uniforms.  I have the honor of knowing a Marine who I have had a crush on since I first met him when he was rather young.  Of course he wasn’t a Marine then, however he still looked very tasty.

I was very surprised to hear from him last year.  He was overseas fighting the good fight, and he wrote to me.  One thing lead to another and I divulged the fact that I had a crush on him, and how silly he would think I was because I am very much older than he.  He wrote back saying that he always loved when I would come over to visit his Mom because he would always try to get a peek of my tits. 

We started to Skype while he was deployed, he asked me not to tell his Mom about our chats.  I told him that he did not have to worry about that because she would kill me if I found out.  He agreed with me. Imagine my delight when he showed up at my house!  He was on leave and never told me that he would be home.  He was dressed in his Dress Uniform and my pussy almost gushed!

I was actually nervous, fore it is one thing to flirt online, but another thing to have the person you have been unabashedly flirting with standing before you without notice.  He came in, we had a few drinks, I fed him and then he fed me … his cock that is.  His amazing cock was much bigger than what I thought it would be.  I decided that I would give him the best sex he would ever have in his life. He jammed that thick piece of BBC deep into my throat and coated it more than once with his creamy cum.

My pussy is still tingling from him fucking me.  The man can fuck like crazy!  He told me that he would stop by a couple more times before his leave is over.  I am looking forward to spending more time with my favorite Marine.

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Murder Mystery Party

Mature phone sexThere is nothing more lame than a Murder Mystery Party.  I have been to a couple and they bore me to tears.  When my best friend Brenda invited me to one that she was hosting I couldn’t say no.  Sometimes you do things for friends just because they are your friends.  This was one of those times.

However, this time was a bit different.  I was actually one of the actors in this Murder Mystery.  This was different, so I thought that maybe it wouldn’t be as bad as those I have attended in the past.  Once we actually got into it though, it was just as bad as the others.  I was bored out of my mind!  I played victim number three.  I was an old rich bitch who was stabbed.  I took this description personally. 

After everyone left the room after taking notes (yes, people actually take notes) I walked upstairs to the master suite to wait until someone figured out who the killer was.  I wasn’t sure where victim number one or number two were but I knew from experience that figuring out who the murderer was could take awhile, and I was tired.  I thought I would just take a nap. 

To my surprise when I opened the door to the bedroom, not just one of Brenda’s sons were in there, but both of them were.  They were looking at their phones and texting away.  Brandon looked up at me and smiled, I asked them if they would mind if I just laid on the bed for a bit because I was tired and bored.  They didn’t mind at all. 

Now Brenda’s boys are not the most good looking guys on the face of the earth, but they play rugby so they have really nice bodies.  I couldn’t help myself, I started to think about them.  They were near the foot of the bed, so I didn’t think they would notice. I slipped my hand into my panties and started to play with my pussy.  Once in awhile one of them would turn around but I would roll onto my side quickly and pretend that I was sleeping.

I was masturbating away while they were in the same room, and they didn’t even know it.  Now that I think about it, I should of perhaps made some moves on them.  I am not sure if they would of wanted to fuck around, but now I may never know.

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Halloween Treat

Mature Phone SexHalloween is one of my favorite Holidays.  I just adore all the parties that I get to dress up for.  There are so many to attend. Some are with friends and their families, and some are with friends who are more on the raunchy side.  Although I do enjoy spending time with the families the type that really gets my blood pumping are the more adult themed parties. 

Last year was amazing.  The costumes were absolutely beautiful!  The Theme was Downton Abbey.  I found the most incredible cover up from the 30’s that was see through.  I know the time period was off, but the length and style fit the bill nicely.  I decided not to wear a stitch of clothing under it.  Even though I am older I think I have a hot body which I really do enjoy showing off.

Best phone sexI slapped a witch’s hat on my head and off I went.  I couldn’t wait to arrive.  I knew there would be plenty of alcohol along with plenty of nice cock.  I knew I would be taking someone home with me it was just a matter of finding that perfect man.  I was halfway to my destination when I hit a pot hole and blew a tire.  In my haste to be on my way I neglected to grab a coat.  This was not at all a good situation.  I would have to change a tire in a sheer cover up.  Anyone with headlights on their car; which means everybody; would see me in all my glory. 

I decided that perhaps this was a perfect time to call roadside assistance.  I was so very happy to see Henry when he arrived to save the day.  When I got out of my car Henry’s cock decided that it was happy to see me also.  It was straining against his pants the whole entire time he was changing the tire.  I stood on the side of the road wearing Henry’s coat that he so generously offered to me.  I asked him how much I owed him but he didn’t want money.  He wanted something else.  He wanted me to follow him to a dirt road, then stand in front of his truck and finger myself in the full light of his high beams, while he whacked off inside the truck.  I was all for it because I would be able to get to my Party, and he would get the best Halloween Treat ever.

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Playing Pool

Mature phone sexOne of the things that I like to do to relax is play pool.  There are only a few places where I live that I can go and do so.  Unfortunately the last two times I went I ran into my ex-husband.  I didn’t care that he was there, but apparently he cared that I was there.  Told me I was following him.  I wouldn’t follow him if he was leaking gold doubloons from his ass.  He can be somewhat of a royal twat when he wants to be. 

Because of this I decided that I would purchase my own pool table.  Sure I will miss the comradery of the other people who would be at the places I would go, but knowing I will not bump into my ex-husband makes it all worth it. For a little while it made me sad to know that most times I would be playing alone, until they delivered the pool table.  My oh my the most gorgeous young things delivered it.  

Sexy chicksI saw them get out of the van and decided that I was way over-dressed.  I shooed my Assistant into my office, took off everything that I had on except for my lingerie, and waited for the doorbell to ring.  When it did, I hurried down the stairs, holding a silk robe around me.   I told them I was sorry that I was in the middle of dressing.  The two young men were smiling, as was the younger lady whom was with them carrying the invoice.  I let them in and showed them where I wanted the pool table to be placed.

Watching them lug that heavy thing into the house was too much for me.  I “accidentally” allowed my robe to slip open.  My panties were saturated with juice.  Their muscles were bulging, as were the front of the one guy’s jeans. I decided to go for it!  What is the harm I told myself.  None as it turned out.  After we were done breaking in the pool table I told them that every Wednesday night they were all welcome to come to my home to play pool.  I would have drinks, food, and of course, a wet and waiting pussy.  I think I am not going to miss the people I used to play pool with after all.  

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When The Best Sex Leads To The Best Phone Sex Of The Morning

Best phone sexI have been friends with my next door neighbor for a little while now.  She too is divorced but she is a prude, through and through.  I think that she must wear granny panties all the time along with a 17th century chastity device.  There are times when I will say something sexual and she will blush and change the subject right away.  I feel badly for her to some degree.

Last week her son was visiting her.  She brought him over to meet me and I immediately wanted him.  Gorgeous young man, newly engaged, new collage grad, and sexy as fuck.  He smiled at me when he took my hand and I smiled back.  The next day he was outside making preparations to close up the pool and I just happened to wander outside in my lingerie.  Hey, it happens.  I made sure that he could see me and I started to strip.

He watched for awhile as he jacked off.  I could tell he was rubbing his dick from the movement of his upper arm.  When I turned around to fully expose my tits (which I must say are in pretty terrific form for my age) he ran inside.  For a moment there I thought he came and that would be that.  I went back inside thinking that I was too forward and had blown my chance at some College Grad cock.

He rang the doorbell.  He wasn’t running from me, he was running too me.  That boy could eat pussy so well.  I was so impressed.  For the rest of the week, every time I was home and his Mom wasn’t he was over here and we were fucking.  Sadly he had to leave yesterday.

However, this morning when I logged onto work he phoned me!  I was surprised as hell.  He told me that he will try to visit his Mom more often, and in the mean time we could just have phone sex.  Who knew that some of the Best sex in my recent memory could lead to some of the Best phone sex of the morning!

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Mature Phone Sex Is EXACTLY What Your Cock Needs

Mature phone sexThere are times where the experience of an older woman is what a cock needs.  That is where Mature phone sex with me comes into play.  I have been having sex for a looooooooooong time.  Not that I am ancient by any means, but I am older as you can tell.  For most of my life I was married.  The sex was boring as hell.  I’m not going to lie about it.  I was married right out of school so I thought that was it.

When I had my divorce however, things changed for the better!  For instance, I bought toys galore!  I am surprised that I didn’t put myself in the hospital from all the self fucking I was doing.  I may have even threw some sparks from all the friction.  What can I say.  I was excited.  Then of course there was the cock hunts. 

I was pleasantly surprised by how many young men really loved being with someone my age.  Good Lord the things I have done.  I have had the most enjoyable time!  I never even knew some of these position existed!  Learn something new every day I suppose.  What I found out about myself is that I am a bit of a freak.  Who knew? I certainly didn’t, but luckily for you I found out!

Grand Slam Home Run!

Mature phone sexWhen I was much younger we used to tell how far we would go sexually with someone by using baseball vernacular.  There was first base which meant that you kissed.  I think everyone at least got to First Base, or at least I hope they did.  Second Base meant that you were touched above the waist.  Third Base meant you had oral or touched below the waist.  Then came the Grand Slam which meant you fucked.  I am not sure if these terms are still used but in my time they were used a lot. 

Sexy girlfriend pornI bring this up because I have a new boyfriend who is much younger than I.  He loves the fact that I am older and I seriously love the fact that he is younger.  He will have me pose for pictures and we have even made a few videos together.  He told his Father that he has been dating someone for awhile and his Father asked him what base had he gotten to.  He had no idea what his Dad meant.  He brought it up in conversation while we were watching a game on T.V. and I had to laugh.  Then I went on to explain what all the bases meant to him.  He told me that the next time he sees his Dad he is going to tell him that he hit a grand-slam…four times in one day. 

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April Showers Bring Cock Showers

Mature phone sexMost of the country is still experiencing the icy grip of winter, even though it is Spring.  Luckily I live where the weather was extremely mild this past winter.  No snow, no below zero temperatures, just lovely weather.  However, now that it is Spring here we are having a ton of rain.  It also means that there are a lot of very fit men outside doing landscaping and gardening.  I myself have a lot of yard work to be done.  My ex-husband was such an ass during the divorce proceedings that he actually requested that I not use any of the companies that we used at the house because he wanted to use them at his new house.  What a douche!

Best phone sexThis morning I contacted a few places and set up appointments to meet with them so I can discuss my needs.  However, I have plans on including my sexual needs in with my landscaping needs.  My house is on a lot of property so I really do not need any window coverings for any of my rooms.  Including my bathroom.  I plan on bathing in my huge tub when those men are working outside.  I’ll pretend I do not even see them, even though I know full well they can.  I will have my own Springtime Showers going on in my bedroom, as those cocks shower me with cum. 

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