I like ass sex porn. When I was growing up, there was no Internet. I got my porn education from old VHS tapes or dirty magazines. If I was lucky, a friend’s parents were kinky and had a couple porn videos around we could watch or maybe some one had cable TV and you could see a little bit through the squiggly lines. You never saw much anal sex in the 80s. Now, it is everywhere. I love a cock in the ass. Not just any cock, however. It must be a certain size. Big cock for my ass only. Big cock for any of my fuck holes. I am a size queen, even for my pretty pink asshole. I have this college boy who is a frequent flyer with my pussy. I have been fucking him for a few years now when he is home for summer break. He is not a student at my college. He goes to school out of state. His family are former neighbors and we have stayed in touch via social media. When he went to college, he started sending me dick pictures. I guess he had a milf crush on me. Once I saw how big his cock was, I was a fan. He had never expressed interest in my ass until recently. I asked him if he was developing an ass fetish. He discovered ass sex videos at his frat house and wanted to try anal. He was afraid of my reaction. Silly boy had no clue he was banging an ass sex queen. I let him fuck my ass for hours last night. He was worried about hurting me, but I have had cock up my ass for a couple decades now. His 8-inch cock fits like a glove in my milf ass. Now that he has discovered my ass, he may never fuck my pussy again!
Cuckold phone sex is the most popular fetish out there nowadays. Hard to believe this but on the phone more guys lie about their dicks being small than large. The reverse is true in real life. I wish for once a man would say to me, “Hey, I want to fuck you, but I have a small dick.” Almost every guy that calls me, starts off with, “I have a small dick.” Even if they don’t have a small dick, they lead with that. I have become good at sizing men up. Or maybe I should say sizing them down lol. I was at the beach yesterday. My usual beach spot which I love because it is never very crowded. This loser comes up to me in a Speedo suit talking shit about how good he could make a hot sexy woman feel. He was talking like he had an elephant trunk in his Speedo. You can’t hide jack shit in a Speedo. You can tell if a man is circumcised of not in one of those. I told him unless he had his dick hiding in his asshole, I doubted he had anything I wanted. He didn’t go away easily. I told him to pull out this snake he claimed to have hiding in his skimpy bathing suit. I laughed loudly for a solid ten minutes when he whipped out a cock so small it just looked like he had big droopy balls. Erect he would be 2-inches at best. I called some other ladies sunbathing over for a second opinion. They laughed too. They couldn’t believe he had the audacity to brag that he could bring me pleasure all night long. One of the women started snapping pictures and uploaded them to her Snapchat. The comments came in so quickly too. Small dick humiliation on Snapchat was what made this loser leave me alone. I went home and signed up for an account. Apparently, some men don’t like being blasted on social media. Well, if you don’t have the goods to back up your claims, keep your mouth shut.
I have been asked to teach a summer school class. This naughty teacher jumped at the chance too. Originally, I turned down summer school. I taught last summer, but I wanted a summer of fun. The weather has been awful here. Not a good start to the summer. The pools have been closed and I have only been able to get to the beach a few times. The beach and pool are my hunting ground for younger studs when school is out. The teacher slated for Human Sexuality this summer broke her leg in a car accident. The dean of the department called in a favor. The favor was for me because I need fucked more than I am getting fucked. The weather is cock blocking me lol. Wednesday was the first day of my summer class. I have been fucked by college studs more in three days than I have since May. Yesterday, stud after stud showed up at my office hours. They didn’t have questions about class. They knew my reputation as a naughty milf. A mature sexy babe needs younger men. College boys are in their sexual peak and I am at my sexual prime. I should be fucking men in their teens and 20s. I was starting to feel like the universe was against me getting laid, but then Veronica broke her leg. I know that sounds awful. I don’t wish that on anyone, but if her tragedy is my blessing, I am going to make the best out of it and fuck college boys all summer long.
I reserve great blowjobs for superior cocks. Although, I am a cock sucking milf, I don’t just wrap my lips around any dick. I need a cock that is at a minimum 8-inches long and a several inches thick. I should struggle to give you head. I am a seasoned pro when it comes to cock sucking, so I rarely struggle giving head. If I do, I know I have a winner of a dick in my mouth. I struggled with James. I met him at the beach over the weekend. He was sexy in a beefcake way. Normally, many beefed up guys take steroids and those shrink the goods. Not in his case. We were frolicking on the beach and I felt how big his cock was and it was not even fully erect. I have a cabana at the beach. I pulled him around the back like I was a horny slut. I am an exhibitionist slut, so I didn’t really care who saw me. It was an adult beach. I was sure there were some ladies there who could use some cock sucking lessons. I pushed him down on the sand, pulled his cock out of his trunks and blew him. I was some what obscured, but there were plenty of folks who could still see me giving head to a hung stranger. I didn’t care who saw me. I was cock hungry. I was gagging and slurping on his hard rod until he ejaculated a thick creamy load of man seed in my mouth. After I got his cum, I went right back to sunning my hot body. I had a belly full of cum and a sore jaw, but I didn’t care. I also had a bunch of men looking at me wanting a turn. None of them had superior cocks, so I just continued to sun my sexy body.
Do you need cuckold phone sex therapy? Ask yourself a few questions. Is my dick over 7-inchs? Does my girl really cum or is she faking it? Is my woman cheating on me? If your dick is under 7-inches, your woman doesn’t cum when you fuck and she is likely cheating on you, then you need me. I have been saving relationships with cuckold therapy for decades. Men with small dicks have options. They can masturbate alone or can be a cuckold. Cuckolds are at least invited to the party. My first husband didn’t want to be a part of me fucking other men. That was 20 some years ago. He has never married again. In fact, he never has a girlfriend very long because of his two-inch dick. He could have been my cuckold. He could have eaten my cream pies. He could have watched me fuck other men but instead he decided to be an alone loser. Don’t let that happen to you. You need phone sex therapy to accept your fate and save your relationship. My ex-husband is miserable. He could have been happy being my cuckold, but he let pride and ego fuck things up. Don’t let that happen to you.
I don’t always have a hairy wet pussy, but it has been awhile since I had a Brazilian wax. I am not a jungle down below, but I am a far cry from bald below too. I had an impromptu date with Taylor last night. It was Father’s Day and his daughter had taken him out but then she went to her boyfriend’s place for the night. He is a hot single dad. His daughter is 18, so he must suck it up that she shacks up with her boyfriend more than she stays at home. He normally comes to my place because she is home. It is not that he is ashamed to be fucking me. She is one of my students. Well, at least she was last semester. Taylor and I were fucking like wild animals in heat when we heard the front door. He thought it might be his jealous ex-wife. She stalks him and still has a key because of their daughter. It wasn’t her. It was his daughter. She had a fight with her boyfriend. She was shocked to find him banging her naughty teacher. She took one look at my hairy pussy and went down. Down as in on her knees between my legs. She shooed her dad out of the room because she wanted me all to herself. She admitted she always had the hots for me but was afraid to do anything about it. I told a white lie because she was eating my pussy so good. I told her I used her father to get to her. She just licked my clit faster. That was what I wanted. I could hear her daddy at the door. I knew he was jealous that I had replaced him with his daughter in his bed, but she was loving my hairy pussy. He complained about it. He wouldn’t go down on me until I got my wax. I might just keep my furry pussy and enjoy me some young sexy chicks instead of men my age this summer.
MILF phone sex is what summer is all about. I love younger men and they love me. I did something I rarely do yesterday. I went to the community pool. I have a pool in my backyard. The public pool, however, is better cougar hunting ground. Teen and college boys home from summer hang out there. I won the lottery. Almost no women were there. Some school girls, but they have nothing on a sexy milf. I was in a bikini showing off my milf body. I had the attention of the guys there, even the lifeguards. It was hard to narrow it down to one to take home. I decided on this Hispanic boy. He had just turned 18 and was a virgin. I speak some Spanish and he spoke some English, so we communicated. I took him home and made him a man. He had a nice cock, about 8 inches, which is the low end of my cock size limits. I am a size queen, after all. I just like teaching young men how to be good lovers for other women. Behind every good male lover is an older woman. He was not my first virgin and he won’t be my last. either.
I love being a phone sex therapist. I can help men out with a variety of problems they are experiencing. Fetishes too. Because I teach psychology, even my friends come to me for advice and help. Tony is a colleague. He is a History professor with a trophy wife he thinks is cheating on him. I asked some questions about why he thinks that, explored it some more and concluded she likely was cheating. Now, the issue was why was she cheating. Women cheat for different reasons than men. Usually, it is either sexual dissatisfaction or lack of emotional support from their partner. Tony is a nice, empathetic man who dotes on his wife, so my guess was he had a small dick. Just because you are my friend and not paying for my services, doesn’t mean I will sugar coat the truth. He pulled his dick out and it was not what I was expecting. I thought average dick or limp dick syndrome. He had a micro penis. That is a dick so small it looks like just a helmet head and balls. His wife is 15 years younger and a super sexy babe. Of course, she was getting some dick on the side. There was no way Tony was going to be able to compete with some young lothario with a big cock. Not even all the best pussy eating in the world can make up for a micro dick. I gave him some cuckold therapy. I explained the good, bad and ugly of being a cuckold husband. The other option is a divorce or complete shame. Being a cuckold is the only option for a guy with a super small dick and a wife well out of his league. I will continue to provide cuckold phone sex therapy to him, but in the end, it is his only choice. It is the only choice for any man with a tiny dick and a hot wife.
Cum on boobs is a nice look. At least it is when you have sexy boobs and a lot of hot cum from a nice cock. School is out for the summer, so I need to find my younger men elsewhere. I am lucky though because I live in area where milfs are super popular. I can’t go anywhere without the attention of a younger man. Yesterday, it was at yoga class. The 23-year-old stud behind me loved my downward dog. It accentuates my ass. I do have a nice ass for a forty something woman. My ass is nice for any age woman. This young stud had an ass fetish and I have a young stud fetish. He was back at my place in no time. He slid his cock between my ass cheeks like he wanted buns on his ample hotdog! He titty fucked me too which was wicked hot since his cock was big enough to go thru my boobs and hit my chin. One measure of a cock’s size is if it doesn’t get swallowed up by my big boobs. This young stud came on my tits then turned around and got hard again in 5 minutes and wanted to fuck my ass. I think yoga is my new college campus, at least for the summer.
Some men deserve sissy humiliation more than others. I often say men fall into two categories: the haves and the have nots. Some have cocks worthy of fucking and others have cocks worthy of shame and sissy training. I met a man on Tinder who used a stock photo that wasn’t him. I should have known he looked too good to be on Tinder. I was horny. Now, I am not stupid. When I met him, I was like whose photo was that. He tried to tell me it was him 10 years ago, but the eye color and height were off. I called bullshit. He told him to believe what I wanted but he wasn’t lying. So, I said well that means you have an 11-inch cock, so let’s get to the fucking. We met at Motel 6. He added an extra one to his cock size. He had no dick. My clit was his size. I didn’t sign up to fuck a clit stick. Get this. The fucking short dick loser that he could get rough with me. He started spouting off some stupid shit about I can’t go back on my consent. And I said I consented to fuck an 11-inch dick not a fucking 1-inch nub. I hurled a bunch of small dick humiliation jokes that he didn’t find as amusing as me. Then, I tied him up with my pantyhose, handcuffed his hands and wrote all sorts of small dick slurs on his body in red lipstick. I called 911 from his own cell and let the cops find him like that. I snapped many pictures and assured him if he talked about our encounter, they would go viral. No man wants his small dick plastered over the Internet. He may have not learned his lesson that cock size matters, but I know he won’t try to hook up on Tinder again anytime soon.
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