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The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex comes with the best phone sluts. I know men often prefer a cute coed over a mature sexy woman, but you can’t go to a young girl for certain things. What I know now, is not a fraction of what I knew as a young woman. I used to believe that if I loved a man and he loved me, the sex would be fabulous. When it wasn’t, I blamed myself. I would tell myself I didn’t arouse him, or he was just tired from a long day at work. All that was bullshit. My ex had a small dick. The only problem in my lackluster sex life was his small cock and his refusal to accept it. When you are young, you believe in love. When you are mature, however, you believe in cock size. Younger girls have a better chance of understanding that size matters because of the Internet. My generation didn’t have Internet porn or even know terms like cuckold or small dick humiliation. I have been teaching younger girls to respect themselves for a decade now. As a sex education teacher and therapist, young girls seek my counsel on how to make their sex lives better. My first question is always, “How big is your boyfriend.” Anything less than 7 inches, I tell them to ditch the guy and get a real man. I would tell your wife the same thing. She can’t begin to have a good sex life unless she makes you a cuckold and takes a lover with a real cock. Perhaps you are more enlightened than my ex husband and know you can’t please your wife. Perhaps, you have found her a suitable lover. If you aren’t so enlightened yet, you need some phone sex therapy. I am a cuckold expert and a size queen trainer. Put her pleasure first.

Cum on Boobs

 

cum on boobsDo you like cum on boobs? I do and so does one of my young students. I was being a bad teacher this week. We never had school because of the weather. It has been cancelled every day this week so far. One of my female students lives near me. She stopped by yesterday morning to see if she could get some extra tutoring. She struggles with writing papers. Honestly, everything was innocent until her boyfriend showed up. I knew him. He was a former student. I used to bang him daily after class for a semester. Lucy told him all about her hot teacher and he knew who she was talking about. A young guy never forgets a naughty teacher who taught him how to eat pussy and fuck. I got horny as fuck seeing him again. It didn’t take me long to realize I had been set up. This was a planned threesome and I walked right into. I am not complaining, however. Been awhile since I had a threesome with another couple. This was no ordinary threesome. The guy was a former student and lover. The girl is a current student and neighbor. If anyone found out, I would be in trouble. My tenure might not matter much in a situation like this. I knew they wouldn’t tell. My former student is hung like a horse and will always be hot for teacher. My current student is hot for the teacher’s bald pussy. I am hot for both. I guided his cock into her pussy which I licked sloppy wet. I got his cock too. When he was about to cum inside me, Lucy told him to pull out and cum on me. His jizz shot all over my body. It was a Peter North cum shot. Lucy wanted to lick her boyfriend’s cum off my body. If we are buried under snow, I think they will be here daily. Suddenly, I love winter.

Do You Need Phone Sex Therapy?

phone sex therapyDo you need phone sex therapy? This sexy therapist is always in. I love talking to men about their kinks and fetishes. My favorite type of therapy is cuckold therapy. Some men just need to pay money to hear that they are a loser. In my opinion, nothing says you are a tiny dick loser more than paying a phone whore for a phone fuck and she thinks you are too small even for a virtual fuck. I know you are paying for a service, but phone sex with me is not a guarantee.  I need big dick. It is not possible for me to say, “Fuck me hard and deep with your two-inch wiener.” I can’t say it with a straight face. I can give awesome small dick humiliation, however over the phone. I believe men need a wake-up call if they think I will be happy with their little dick just because they are paying me. Consider yourself warned.  I will not fuck you if you possess a shrimp dick. I will help you come to terms with your glaring shortcoming, however. Sometimes, men need just one woman to tell them the truth. Let me be that woman. I won’t give you the excuses you have heard before, like “I don’t feel well,” or “something came up.” I don’t lie to a tiny dick man. He needs to hear the truth. Do you need to hear the truth? Do you think you can handle it?

Naughty Teacher Threesome

naughty teacherDo you have naughty teacher fantasies? Most of my students do! I would be lying if I said I fuck all my students. Honestly, I try to be proper around them. I could get fired for sleeping with a student. Hell, I could get fired for this job. Some of my students are very persistent.  My schedule changes each semester, as does my student roster. It seems every term, however, I have one or two teacher’s pets. I have two this semester. I didn’t think they knew about each other, but I was wrong. They both showed up at my office hours at the same time yesterday. I tried to play it off, but they busted me. One of them said bluntly, “We know about each other, so let’s make it easier on you.” I got a bit nervous. I wasn’t sure what they meant, but then they undressed in my office and took me together on my desk. I heard porn music in my head. It felt like a sexy girlfriend porn where a woman fucks her boyfriend and his best friend or something. I was bent over the desk with one cock in my mouth and the other up my cunt. Both boys are well endowed, which is why I picked them as my semester pets. I felt wicked getting tag teamed by two students on my desk, but it is every woman’s fantasy to have two young and hung studs ravaging her body at the same time. They made this easier on me. Now that they know, I can fuck them together. I will have more free time to fuck other men, plus it will be hot as fuck to have a teacher threesome all semester. Are you hot for teacher? Do you like mature phone sex? My offices hours are always open for hung studs.

Best Phone Sex is with a Mature Woman

best phone sexThe best phone sex is with an older woman. Did you know that? That is what all the younger men tell me. I picked up a barely legal guy at this bar last night. It was a college bar filled with coeds and college studs. The coeds didn’t look happy to see me, but the young men flocked to me like I was the last woman on earth, or at least the only woman in the bar. A few boys were chatting me up, saying they were so glad a real woman came in to the place. Even those young hunks valued what a sexy mature woman can offer. Young girls want romantic sex; a mature sexy babe wants fucking. Young girls need spoiled and pampered; mature women just need a hard cock. I took three of those frat boys home with me. One boy for each fuck hole. We played musical holes, so each guy could experience my ass, pussy and mouth. Girls their age have nice pink pussies, tight too; however, they never give up the ass and cock sucking to them is giving a dick a lick or two. Those young boys gave me the time of my life too. Been a long time since I had three boys at once. I think I will go back to that college bar tonight.

Naughty Teacher Farah

naughty teacherNaughty teacher Farah is happy school is back in session. I was getting worried that with all the cold and snow, I would never get to see my horny students again. New semester, new meat. Would it surprise you to learn that my classes often have wait lists? Mostly boys who are hot for teacher. After my first class, Todd approached me for extra credit. Classes haven’t been going long enough to need extra credit yet, but he was already begging to bang my erasers. He was a hot young stud. I knew he wanted the teacher’s pussy. There are always a few each semester who want to be the teacher’s pet from day one. Starting school a week later than normal, had me horned up more than usual. I am a hot sexy woman. I can find dick on every corner, but I like barely legal boys because of their stamina. They don’t need Viagra to get hard. Hell, they don’t even need foreplay. Todd ate my pussy for close to two hours. He drained me. It is rare that a young stud eats my pussy so well that I squirt a dozen times, but Todd was teacher’s pet from the first lick.  It is going to be a great semester. We fucked for a few hours until I drained him. If he does slip in his grades this semester, he can lick and eat his way to an A in my class any day.

Naughty Neighbor Porn

naughty neighbor pornI made a naughty neighbor porn this morning. The hunk next door offered to shovel my driveway. He is a married man with a bitch faced wife. He was home from work due to the blizzard. He had no angle for assisting me. He didn’t want money or even pussy. He is just a nice guy. In my book, only nice guys with small cocks finish last. There is nothing small about Henry. His wife is just a shrew. No one likes her. She is one of those spoiled bitches that likes denying her husband sex. She is crazy. If you are lucky enough to be married to a man with 9 inches dangling between his legs, you fuck him. You fuck him daily. Hell, you fuck him several times a day. All my ex-husbands had small cocks. I know what I am talking about. I knew he was just being nice by shoveling the snow, but I was just being nice back when I invited him in to warm up. I have fucked him before, but he felt guilty for cheating on a wife who doesn’t appreciate what she has, so I backed off. We drank some hot chocolate, talked and then I pounced on him like a cat in heat. I couldn’t be good any longer; I was horny. Being snowbound makes me extra horny. This sexy babe always gets her man. We were writhing around on my floor naked, making out when he suggested a hot shower. I have not had shower sex in far too long. His long hard cock fucked me up against the shower door while the hot water cascaded down my back. He is a good man. He reached around to rub my clit so we could cum together. He told me the only reason he has not left his bitch wife is because he has the hottest neighbor ever.

Cuckold Phone Sex with a Size Queen

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is what you get when you lack the equipment to satisfy me. Not everyone gets to enjoy my pussy. My days of acting like every dick is the best dick for me are over. I enjoy turning tiny dick losers into my cuckolds. I met Adam on Tinder. I knew he had a small dick. Normally, I would have swiped left, but he was acting all macho like he was god’s gift to women. He had 4 inches tops. Last time I checked, 4 inch dicks don’t make women scream and shout. They also don’t make women wet. You don’t see 4 inch dicks in porn for a reason. Women were bantering with him on Tinder. Calling him out for having a shrimp dick, but he called them blind whores. Adam needed a reality check and I was just the phone sex therapist for the job. I had no doubt, I could give him a wake up call. I invited him over to fuck. I just wasn’t clear about who was doing the fucking. When he walked in, he found me riding a 10 inch cock. Stupid man thought the cock I was riding was simply the warm up to the main act. A four inch cock is never the main act. Never. He wanted in my pussy, but he was rejected. My hung lover and I took turns shaming him for his lack of manhood. He was struggling to understand that this was real and not a joke. “My pussy is for big cock only and a 4 inch nub is not a big cock,” I said sarcastically. I invited him to watch the real man in action, but he threw a hissy fit. Reality is a hard pill to swallow, but I least I gave him a healthy dose of reality.

Foot Fetishes

foot fetishesFoot fetishes are something I enjoy. I find feet phallic. Do you? That is why if a man wants me to suck on his toes or feet, he better wear at least a size 11 if you know what I mean. If a man has small feet, that means he has a small cock too. If a man gets back to my place wanting me to give him a foot job and he has tiny feet, he is getting the same treatment he gets if he has a small cock. Since I let small dicks lick my pussy and ass, I will let small feet give me a foot job. I made Mr. Size 7 suck my toes as I cock teased him. I wouldn’t let him cum, because only big feet and big cocks get that privilege. I do enjoy having my toes sucked. It is sensual for me, often humiliating for the man, especially if my feet are bigger than his cock. Mr. Size 7 enjoyed sucking my toes and he enjoyed the small dick humiliation too. Dare I ask, what size shoe you wear?

As a Phone Sex Therapist, I Love Cuckolds

phone sex therapistAs a phone sex therapist, I talk to all sorts of men with a slew of kinks, fetishes and issues. I must be honest, however. Cuckolds are my favorite. Why? Because it takes a special kind of man to be so pathetic he would suck cock and take it up his back door to please a woman. I have a theory on cuckolds. I think many cuckold men are just gay for cock and either in denial or in the closet about their cock desires. I know the saying, “anything for love,” but does love make a man swallow another man’s cum or is it homosexuality? A real man has limits, even for the love of his life. I cuckolded two ex-husbands. If they didn’t want to suck dick and offer up a warm hole to keep a big cock hard, they would not have done it. They took cock because they had either latent or blatant homosexual tendencies. Under the guise of pleasing their cock size queen wife, they sucked dick and got fucked in the ass. Men with small dicks are just as curious about big cocks as women. Admit it; cuckold phone sex, being a cuckold, fascinates you too. You want to know what a big cock feels like in your mouth and back door pussy as much, maybe even more, as your wife or girlfriend. I get it. You don’t have to lie to me about just wanting to please the goddess in your life. I will have just as much fun with you as a submissive man as I will as a gay man. Think back. I bet there has been a time or two when you checked out the men in the locker room and realized one of these things was not like the other. You got a little chubby looking at all the real dick that surrounded you. Phone sex therapy can help you embrace your gay side. You don’t have to lie to me or yourself any longer.