Mature phone sex women give the best head. I think every young man knows that too. I was using an Uber ride the other day. The guy who picked me up was college age. In fact, he told me he was a first year law student. Being an Uber driver is his way of making some extra money without committing to regular work hours. Makes sense. I wish it was a job option when I was in college. I hated working retail. We were talking, when we came to a standstill. There was a huge pile up on the Interstate that was going to leave us where we were until crews cleaned up the wreckage. He kept apologizing for the inconvenience, but I didn’t mind being stranded with a handsome, smart young man. He put the car in park, turned off the ignition to save the gas. I invited him in the back seat with me to talk face to face. We had an hour or more to kill.
I really just wanted to fuck him. He seemed a bit nervous next to me. Great blowjobs kill nerves so I unzipped his pants. He looked awe struck, like a deer in the headlights. His nerves dissipated once my mouth worked its magic on his cock. A very nice cock too. About 10 inches. Where was a boy like this when I was in college? I was not going to be satisfied with giving him head alone. I masturbated myself as I worked his stiff dick in and out of my mouth. It was a pleasure suck such a big. It was going to be my pussy’s pleasure too to fuck that cock. I was already dripping wet when I slid my pussy down his shaft. He knew how to fuck. His hands slid under my ass as he helped move me up and down his cock. We fucked for a good hour before he came. Stamina is a mature woman’s best friend. The traffic started moving again. I stayed in the back seat with a pussy full of cum. Best Uber ride of my life.
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Mature phone sex women understand size matters. Most likely, a sexy mature woman is a cock size queen too. I know I am. I am well past the act like it is no big deal phase of my life. As young girls, we are often brain washed into believing that we just need to be silent in the bedroom. We are spoon fed crap like a man’s sexual needs are more important than our own. I called bullshit on that early in my life. During my first marriage actually. My husband had a small pecker. At least it was painfully average. I was naive until I had an affair with his best friend who turned out to be three times bigger than my husband. Much thicker too. I have since dumped that husband. In fact, I have dumped husband number two also. He had a decent cock, it just NEVER worked.
I am single now. I am on Tinder and Cougar Life. I demand to see a man’s cock before arranging any kind of hook up. I was feeling mean the other day. It happens. This one guy on Tinder started stalking me through social media. He wasn’t happy I rejected his proposal to let him give me his huge 5 inch cock. That is a far cry from “huge.” I arranged for a hook up with a college boy twice that size the same time average dick loser was to show up to my place for a threesome. Not exactly the threesome he envisioned. I cock teased them both, but I only blew one guy. I only fucked one guy. Only one guy saw the cuckold phone sex therapist side of me. I talked about how one of these cocks was not like the other. I giggled at his thin average dick. I even sat on his face with my pussy full of cum. Perhaps now he knows what is really a huge cock. Do you understand?
The best phone sex stories come from mature babes. I think it is because we are uninhibited and horny. Since I hit my sexual prime, I see a guy that makes me wet, I am bold. I just tell him I want to fuck his brains out and wear his cum. Guys never turn me down either. Not even married men. I was doing a little holiday shopping at Kohls last night. They are actually open until like midnight now. I hate crowds, so I went later in the evening. I am so glad I did too. I met a tall handsome man. A married man, but I just wanted to blow him, not marry him. He was checking me out. His wife was keeping close tabs on him, but even a kept man finds a way to break loose from a shrew’s grasp to get some pussy. I ducked into a changing room, signaled him to follow me. I waited patiently because I knew he would figure out how to lose the ball and chain. I only waited a few minutes when he came into the dressing room with his cock out. I wanted to fuck him, but I knew there was not enough time for that so I settled on head. Great blowjobs, especially random ones, always make a man feel good. My last boyfriend said my middle name should be Hoover because I can suck better than a vacuum cleaner. I could feel his phone vibrating in his pocket. No doubt his wife was looking for him. I sucked faster, using my hands too. I have amazing oral technique. Within a few minutes, he was dumping his jizz in my mouth. He tasted salty. He gave me a wink, zipped up his pants and fled the scene quickly. No way his wife wouldn’t know he was up to no good. I went back to shopping with some random man’s cum dripping on my chin.
Phone sex therapy? I love talking to men with various problems and fetishes. I had a pretty wild session with a guy today with a strong foot fetish. I have my own theory on men who like to suck on toes. With this guy I was exactly right too. I think toe suckers are not only submissive but that they have bisexual fantasies too. Toes are phallic symbols. When Tony was sucking my big toe, it became painfully clear he wanted to be sucking a fat cock. That man was devouring my toe with such intensity I thought he might suck my toe clear off. He said his wife won’t let him suck her toes. I put on my phone sex therapist hat to explain to him that she likely knows he wants to suck on something much bigger. He acted perplexed at first, but as soon as I provided some sexual imagery of dangling cocks over his mouth he went ape shit. He started sucking harder and moaning loudly. I could hear him rubbing his little clit stick too. When I explained that he needs to be a cuckold to his wife so he can suck some real cock, he asked a ton of questions. The way I see it, being a cuckold is a closeted man’s best shot at getting some real dick without coming across as a total fag to his wife. It’s a win win situation. The wife gets some big dick that can satisfy her properly and you get to finally suck that cock you have been fantasizing about for awhile. Your wife can think you are just a subby hubby trying to ensure her sexual pleasure, but you and I will know that you are nothing more than a cock sucking faggot hiding behind a cuckold façade. Think about it. As a cuckold you get all the cock your wife does!
Mature phone sex girls are the best cock suckers. Fuck. We do everything better. I did the family thing last night. After a few hours of family bonding with my offspring and my parents, I needed some adult beverages and cock. Before going home, I stopped by my local watering hole. It is a dive bar, but a bar filled with men looking for women who know their way around a cock. When I walked in, I felt all eyes on me. Exactly what I was hoping for, actually. The men in the bar swarmed on me like a pack of hungry wolves. I did what a sexy mature woman does best. I fell to my knees and blew as many guys as possible. A post turkey day celebration involving the stuffing of my mouth with cock and nut sauce. My belly was already full, but I swallowed cum like I had not eaten in days. Well, I swallowed most of it. My face got some jizz too. I took some numbers for another day, went home and said thanks for all the men who love a dirty old whore.
Sissy humiliation is what you get when you call me with a pathetic pinky dick. Guys try to act all macho on the phone, but I know. A cuckolding mistress knows a real man when she sees one and when she talks to one. Losers don’t ooze manliness. I understand that you are paying for a service, however, that is not a guarantee that you get to cum. Cumming is not a right, it is a privilege. A privilege of only the well endowed. So, you are asking yourself the painful question, “Do I get to cum?” If you have to ask, then no. Men with big dicks to pleasure a sexy babe like me, know they can get the job done. They are not second guessing their manhood. Only tiny dick losers and sissy bitches trying to act like men ever wonder if they got what I need. So if you don’t get to cum, what do you get? You get a lot of things actually. You get a wake-up call about your pussy status. You get to worship a hot fine woman by licking her pussy and ass clean of any and all cum left by a real man. You get to do humiliating tasks if I deem you sorry enough to put you in the sissy category. You will get your money’s worth, because you are pleasuring a hot woman. My pleasure and my amusement are what matters the most. Consider the $2 a minute an inconvenience tax for having to deal with your pathetic ass. You couldn’t get a hot mature woman like myself to even talk to you in a bar without shelling out far more money than that first. Consider yourself lucky that you have the option to pay to talk to someone like me.
I love being a naughty teacher. It is true I could get fired for some of the shit I do, but I have phone sex as a backup career if that happens. All schools and universities have rules against inappropriate student teacher behavior, which I find sexist and antiquated. First, the youth of today is way hotter than the youth of my youth. Impossible for a woman in her prime to stay hands off with some of the young boys of today. Second, male professors have been banging female students since the dawn of education. I think young men who get some MILF pussy focus better on their studies. Not to mention they don’t require drugs for ADHD and the ilk. The number one reason for hyperactivity is pent up energy. The number two reason is boredom. A young guy fucking his hot MILF teacher is neither bored nor suffering from pent up energy. I can burn off energy better than the Energizer bunny. All boys need is a good daily ball draining. And, what most mature sexy hot women need is a young stud to rabbit fuck us with a hard cock that stays hard until we are filled with cum. I didn’t give boys my age the time of day when I was in school. I was all about older men. They were better lovers to a young girl. Well, now that I am in my 40s, that has all changed. Older men to me now have dick issues and baggage. Younger men, however, get hard at the wind and rarely go soft even after they cum. Plus, they don’t think they know it all yet sexually so I can teach them how to work my body. Every day during office hours, I tutor the important things like pussy licking. I sit on the edge of my desk with my lips spread wide and show them the ABCs of cunnilingus. School is always in season with me.
I have a confession. I have an ass fetish. It is more than just enjoying a good hardcore ass fucking for me. I like to have my ass probed with your fingers and tongue too. Last week, it was time for my anal lady parts exam. My first time with a male OB/GYN. I was a bit nervous at first, but when I saw how young and handsome he was, my nerves turned to arousal. I felt vulnerable under the bright lights in those stirrups. I kept thinking will he find my shaved pussy nice to look at or will he think I have a well used vagina lol. I mean I do like big cock and I am a mother. When he said, “You will feel a little pressure, ” I lost it. I squirted on him. I was so embarrassed but he clearly found my G spot. A spot that alludes even the guys with big cocks who fuck me. I was stumbling for the words to say. I couldn’t leap off the table in embarrassment; I was stuck in the stirrups. He was quiet. He stood up and looked at me. I thought I was about to be scolded, shammed, ridiculed, but I saw the massive boner in his scrubs. Suddenly, I was feeling better. He dipped a latex clad finger in some petroleum jelly, looked at me with a sexy grin, and slid his finger in my ass as he said, “So what does this do to you?” I moaned loudly as I started to rub my clit. Within minutes, I was squirting again. I think I actually had an assgasm. My entire body was shaking. He flipped me over and fingered my ass and cunt simultaneously making me squirt even more. I wanted him to fuck me right then and there, but he said he had to remain professional. Not going to lie, that made me sad. I gave him my number, hoped he would call so I could return the favor with some awesome head and a good fuck, but so far all I have is just the hot memory of going to the pussy doctor and ass sex porn on the Internet.
Great blowjobs are a lost art form. I hear that from men every time I give skillful head. Personally, I love giving head. I could suck cock 24/7. But not just any cock. I am a cock size queen after all. I have some steadfast rules. One: I do not suck small dicks. No exceptions. If you are under 6 inches, head is not what you will get from me. You might get cuckolded, sissified or a heaping dose of small cock humiliation, but you will not get head from me. Two: I do not blow men who aren’t men. I mean if you are a panty wearing sissy boy or a cock sucking fag, my lips will not touch your pansy pecker either. Three: If I suck your cock, you better eat my pussy. It is called manners. One good hand deserves another one, right? Fair is fair. I don’t mind going first or even playing a game of 69, but if I give you the head of your lifetime, you better be prepared to bury your tongue in my cunt for hours. As far as I am concerned, selfish lovers don’t get rewarded with my cock sucking skills or my tight pink pussy. I am a hot sexy woman. It is a privilege to fuck me. I am not trying to sound conceited, but I have been a sex education therapist for decades. I know things. I do things. Things wives and girlfriends won’t do if they even knew how to do them! I enjoy talking to men with little to no pussy eating skills because I can train them on the art of cunnilingus with head they never knew existed. You give a man good head, he wants to keep getting it no matter what. Who wants a blowjob from a sexy milf?
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