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The Best Phone Sex is Sissy Humiliation

best phone sexThe best phone sex for me is with sissies and cuckolds. Why? Because I get to be a mean bitch. Over the weekend, I met this man. We actually went to college together, but lost touch over the years.  Face Book reunited us. I agreed to meet him Saturday for drinks. Attractive man. Educated, articulate, nice and a wealthy.  Just not very masculine. I figured his more feminine voice and mannerisms were from low testosterone, which usually means small dick. I was right. He had a 2 inch willy at best. When I saw it, I burst out laughing. The gall of any man who thinks he can fuck me with a shrimp dick pisses me off. I gave him a healthy dose of sissy humiliation that began with putting him in a pair of my panties. Anything less than 5 inches belongs in panties because it will swim around lost in boxers. I am a sissy trainer. Sometimes guys come willingly to me for help on becoming a sissy, sometimes they need nudging like my college pal. He was an old friend. I couldn’t delude him into thinking he had anything that could please a woman.  That’s just setting a man up for failure. Sissies can become a very integral part of a woman’s life if they just get a little training and accept their fate. The sissy training began with panties and an honest conversation about cock size. We discussed ways he could still please a woman without actually fucking her since that would be no pleasure at all. During training, he couldn’t stop rubbing his nub. I smacked his hands away from his dick several times before I put him under lock and key. Sissies are here for a woman’s pleasure.  I only allow a sissy to touch his willy as a reward for something quite remarkable. My sissy in training can barely lick my pussy. Until further notice, he is under lock and key. I love being a sissy trainer. He will learn to worship my pussy eventually. At least if he ever wants to touch his dick again, he will.

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The Best Phone Sex is Cuckold Phone Sex

best phone sexThe best phone sex is with mature sexy women. We know stuff. Stuff young girls are clueless about like cuckolding. My niece just started college this year. She was all excited because she met an older man. Older men make great lovers for young women, just like older women  are the best lovers for younger men. My poor niece has no experience sexually. She went to college a virgin. She called me all excited about her first boyfriend, but she had some questions for me. She knows I am a sex education teacher, so she was blunt. Apparently her 40 year old boyfriend falls out of her pussy. Now, no way any cock should  fall out of a barely legal, just starting to fuck pussy. Unless of course it is a small cock. The best phone sex is honest phone sex. I tell men when their dicks are too small to do me or any woman any good.  If I can tell strangers that cock size matters, I could tell my niece. I gave her some tough love. I asked her about her boyfriend’s dick and she admitted it was about two inches. I couldn’t help but laugh. I suggested that she dump him or make him a sugar daddy cuckold. I had to explain how to do that and what it meant of course, but she is family. No woman in my family should ever fuck a tiny dick. We are better than that!  A sexy hot woman of any age deserves the biggest dick she can find! And any woman, even the fat and ugly ones can get a cock bigger than 2 inches. Grace apologized for disappointing me, but she is only disappointing her pussy by fucking a tiny dick loser. The best phone sex  is cuckold phone sex when a man has a tiny pecker. I am happy to report that after a couple of hours with my niece, I made her a cock size queen too. Now I just need to find a huge cock to fuck her so she knows what I am saying is all true.

Cuckold Phone Sex: Tiny Clits Belong in Panties

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is my favorite if you want to really know. Guys ask me all the time what I enjoy most about phone sex. When a tiny dick loser calls me, and I can hear it in his meek voice, my pussy drips. I love shaming little clit sticks. If you call me with a short dick, be prepared for humiliation. I will immediately size you up, well in your case, size you down!  Then, I will enjoy putting you in panties. You belong in panties. Boxers and boxer briefs are so balls and cocks have room to move; room to grow. Cocks can’t be in restrictive clothing because it kills sperm over time. But you don’t need to worry about that now do you? You should not be reproducing anyway. But the real issue here is your little dick gets lost in boxers and boxer briefs. Panties are for clits. Yes, that is what your pathetic excuse for a dick is; it is a clit stick. No worries about panties being too restrictive on a 2 inch dick. You will feel better in panties. Not a day goes by that I don’t put some loser in panties. It is better than a chastity belt. Any hot chick starts getting busy with you and she discovers you wear panties, she stops the action. Women don’t fuck guys in panties. We all know that if you are in a pair of women’s underwear it is because you bring NOTHING to the bedroom. Mature phone sex women know this better than young girls because we have seen a lot of cock in our lives. We have birthed babies and don’t have tight cunts like a coed, so we demand dicks we can feel. Length and girth matter; so if you don’t measure up, access denied. Get yourself some panties and enjoy your new role as a cuckold.

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Erotic Roleplaying with a Naughty Teacher

erotic roleplayingErotic roleplaying is a great way to explore your naughty fantasies. I have always been a huge fan of role play on the phone and in the bedroom. I get a lot of requests for role plays that fall under the broad category of milf fantasies. You know, that hot mature woman in your life that you have always wanted to bang. Guys ask me if I have a favorite role play often. I honestly love them all. I get off on the creativity, the ability to be someone else. With that being said, I do really enjoy hot for teacher scenarios. I suspect it is because I am a teacher. The older I get, the more I lust for those young studs. I am torn. Do I become a Mary Kay Letourneau or a Pamela Smart without the whole murdering my husband thing, or do I explore my naughty desires for my students with you?

Danny called me today because he had a naughty teacher fantasy to explore. He always wondered what if about Mrs. Rydell.  He wanted to bang more than her erasers.  I can’t tell you how many times I have ducked into the faculty bathroom to masturbate so I could actually focus on my lesson plan for the day because a hot student got me horny. Danny needed some extra help on a project; of course Mrs. Rydell wants all her students to do well so she offered him some extra tutoring after class. His hard on for the teacher was undeniable. As much as I tried to ignore it, I couldn’t. My panties were soaking wet. He could actually smell my arousal. He pressed up against me as I was bent over the desk so I could feel his throbbing young cock. As his hands slipped under my pencil skirt, he found my wet warm pussy and started finger fucking me. Before long, his young spunk filled my cunt. It was spontaneous, unplanned so no protection. There is a strong possibility he knocked up the teacher. I guess I am Mary Kay Letourneau after all.

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The Best Phone Sex Happens When You Call a Mature Phone Sex Line

best phone sexThe best phone sex happens when you call a mature phone sex line. Why? Because you get to speak with a sexy mature lady who understands that you are paying for more than giggles and moans.  You call a mature woman because you need therapy and or a creative role play. I can’t imagine if I called some young stud to get me off and all he did was grunt at me. Not sure that would get my cunt wet. I had a pretty hot phone therapy session this morning. A guy decided to call me because he had an issue that he didn’t think a young coed would understand. He recently discovered at his yearly proctologist exam that he likes a finger in his ass. Now, his doctor has a hot PA doing the bend over and cough portion of the exam now, so I am sure that is a large part of the erection he got from a finger up his ass.

mature phone sex lineI was his phone sex therapist when I explained that the male G-spot is in the ass. It is simple biology. You put something in a man’s ass and he likely will get hard. Now, the reason that not all guys get an erection with a finger up the ass is that it’s a man with latex gloves doing the probing. The mind is the largest erogenous zone we posses. Hard to keep an erection when a man with no personality is fingering your butt hole with a rubber finger. Relax your mind while a sexy woman is probing your back door and instant hard on. Now imagine if you removed yourself from the doctor’s office and took away the latex glove? Keep the pretty woman of course.  It doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you’re a man.  Relax and let yourself enjoy a prostate milking from a hot sexy woman. Trust me. It will be the hardest you have cum in a long time. I have plenty of lube to use!

Naughty Teacher Appreciation

naughty teacher This naughty teacher was dreading going back to school. I love staying up late, sleeping in and hanging by the pool. But each school year brings new students. This school year has brought a bunch of studs too, so I have not really minded the end of summer as much as I have in the past. This week is teacher appreciation week. I always found it odd that it was so early in the school year. The students don’t really appreciate me yet. Wrong. A bunch of young men appreciate me a ton. Well, at least they appreciate my hot body. I had 5 new boys show up after school for my office hours. I was told they had a present for me. I sat at my desk with my eyes closed awaiting this present eagerly. Before I could open my eyes, I felt their appreciation hitting me in the face. Creamy, hot, appreciation covered my face. I opened my eyes to see the most amazing cocks for boys more than half my age. The rumors about me most have gotten around to the incoming class, because these boys knew I was a size queen. Five strapping lads just jizzed on the teacher’s face without any warning. They had to be sure I would not peruse disciplinary action to be so bold. I showed my new students MY appreciation with some great blowjobs. I suck cock better than Hoover. I sat on the edge of my desk chugging back the biggest cocks in school. Their strong hands appreciated my tits and my pussy. I was creaming all over my papers I had to grade. I guess everyone was getting A’s on their first paper’s because I got trained on my desk. Those papers could not be returned for obvious reasons. Those boys left my office hours drained of all their cum. I went home with a better appreciation for the end of summer.

Mature Phone Sex Women Understand Your Cuckold Phone Sex Needs

mature phone sexMature phone sex women deliver the best cuckolding calls. Not that a hot teen slut can’t shame you for having a tiny dick; they certainly can. I understand how hot it is too for a loser to be teased and taunted by a pretty young thing way out of his league. But that hot teen slut doesn’t understand the nuances of cuckolding like a woman who has been around the block a few times. I have been with a lot of men in my 40 plus years. A variety of cock sizes too so I know how much better a thick long cock feels in my pussy. To a young girl 6 inches is often big because she has not birthed babies yet. She still just has a tight puffy slit. I have the pussy of experience. My pussy is stretched out and used up. It is the pussy of a size queen mother. A young girl may like to laugh at your tiny pecker, but she has not  yet had pussy ruining cock. And when you think about it, that is what you want for your wife, even yourself. You want to see her with a cock so big it gapes her pussy wide open, even ruins it for your dick. Not that she likely fucks you much anyway; but just imagine the extra layer of humiliation that comes when you flop out of her well fucked holes. A young girl is tight still, she can feel your tiny weenie. Me on the other hand, cannot. And, on top of the lack of sensation in my pussy from your tiny prick, you are constantly falling out of me making me laugh. I get cuckold phone sex because I have years of experience laughing at little cocks as they fall out of my well used pussy. I also know how to make a little loser like you fluff dick.

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Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy for Couples

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is way more popular than I ever imagined. And not just on the phone either. I am always meeting men who want to be my cuckold. Some of the guys have decent size cocks too, so it is not all about being inadequate. I get the whole being voyeuristic thing. It is hot to watch someone you love with another person. Maybe several other persons at once. But if you just want a slut wife, why not explore being a swinger? I think guys who want to be cuckolded have bisexual sides they want to explore. Perhaps it seems safer to explore those bisexual desires under the guise of cuckolding? If a man is the one manipulating his wife to cheat, chances are it is because he wants the big cock. In a true cuckolding relationship, the woman doesn’t need to be egged on to get some bigger dick. She is sexually unhappy and knows that cock size matters to her orgasms; however, she still loves her husband and wants him to part of her sex life. She just wants him to understand his place. She wants him to help her get fucked by real men. When the man is trying to convince the woman she needs to get some bigger dick, she likely isn’t really unsatisfied. Either she is getting some side action and is just not bitchy enough to be a cuckolding mistress or she doesn’t really enjoy sex that much anyway. That could because she is naive and doesn’t know size matters, or it could be sex doesn’t matter that much to her. Women like that need phone sex therapy with me so I can give them a big ass dildo. Help them understand what they are missing. There are some ladies who don’t ever look at porn and have only been with one man, but they are rare. So face it. You are the one who wants to be cuckolded. You are the one who wants to suck cock. Just admit it to yourself and your wife so you can start getting to dick you crave.

Cuckold Phone Sex with Farah

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is my favorite kind of phone sex. As a mature woman, I have learned over the years that size matters in regards to my sexual satisfaction. A small cock can’t make me cum. Now a man with a small dick can make me cum using his tongue, fingers or one of my sex toys, but it is never a G-Spot orgasm. The best a tiny dick man can do is give me a clitoral cum, which is over quickly. It is not the earth shattering orgasm that a big cock can give you. Once a woman has a G-Spot orgasm, she never goes back to little or average cocks again. It is my opinion that most men understand that size matters to a woman’s pleasure.  Some guys just like to be a dick about it (no pun intended) because they are hedonistic little ass hats that can’t put a woman’s pleasure first. If you think you can please me with your little dick, you need femdom phone sex. I will put little selfish dick losers in their place promptly. And, they won’t like how I do it either. No loser who thinks a couple inches is all a girl needs to cream her panties enjoys a big fat strap on up their ass. But, sometimes a bitch needs broken. For the small dicks who understand I need more, I am a far gentler sexy MILF. Not that I won’t fuck them with a strap on, I will give them the honor of fluffing cocks for me, even appointment them my fuck accomplices. What do I mean by that? A good little loser who knows his place can guide a real cock into my pussy and await a creamy treat. I love my little phone cuckolds as much as I love my real cuckolds. Here cucky cucky, cucky. Who wants to play with cock?

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Mature Phone Sex Sluts Give the Best Cuckold Phone Sex

mature phone sexMature phone sex sluts make the best cuckolding mistresses. I know some guys like a bratty coed shaming them for their little dick, but they lack the experience to be a full time cuckoldress. My first husband had a little dick. To be honest, it was not my idea to cuckold him first. He wanted me to have sexual surrogates. Real lovers who could please me the way he could not. I was hesitant at first at the idea because I didn’t think he could really handle seeing me get fucked by much bigger cock. Turns out I was right. He wimped out, tried to tell me I could no longer have any side action. I kicked him to the curb. I will not let a tiny dick loser tell me who I can fuck. If you can’t pleasure me, you have no say in the matter. I am much more seasoned in cuckold phone sex these days.  I have not had a cock less than 6 inches in over a decade. Life is too short to waste on short dicks. I cuckolded 3 ex husbands. Hubby number one was a tiny dick loser. Hubby number two was just a slightly bigger tiny dick loser. And husband number three just had a broke down dick that never got hard. Well, I take that back. It got really hard when he was fluffing cock and eating out my cum filled cunt. Turns out husband number three liked cock more than pussy. Is that you too? I get it. Closest homosexuals use cuckolding as a way to safely explore their bisexual sides. Makes you feel like less of a fag, if I am forcing you to suck cock. I know all the tricks because I am a cuckold queen.  I am not the only one either. Check out our cuckolding site for more women to shame your pathetic cock and make you a little faggot.

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