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Mature Phone Sex is the Best

mature phone sexWhy is mature phone sex the best? What does a sexy MILF have to offer you over a tight teen coed? Experience is the answer to both questions. Sure a coed is cute, maybe even really tight. Youth can be attractive as we get older. A young stud or a young coed makes us feel younger. I have had my share of cubs. A young stud is nice to look at and to fuck. But, it does get old teaching them how to please me. It does get old having nothing to talk about. It does get old having to explain my kinks and fetishes. I am sure you have the same issue when you fuck a hot teen slut. She likely has a shrill voice and giggles a lot. I would make a wager that when you talk about a fetish like wearing panties she laughs and calls you gay. That young thing is likely clueless about all sorts of things you like in the bedroom. When you say you need some Beatles to put you in a better mood, she thinks you mean bugs, not music. I bet she is more concerned with spending your money than fucking you too. Fucking a mature sexy babe is better for you. You can be yourself with your kinks and fetishes. You can have an actual conversation with a mature woman after you cum. You can even take her to a bar for a drink. And, you don’t have to worry about your bank account being drained, just your balls.

Mature Phone Sex: Cougars Gone Wild

Mature phone sex girls are sexy. Like fine wine, they just get better with age. I am part of a cougar club. Me and a couple hot MILFs who like younger men get together a couple times a month and go on the prowl for cock. Young, hard working cock. Cock that doesn’t need a blue pill to get hard. I am a teacher, so normally I dress sexy classy during the day. When the cougar club is in heat, there is no class, just ass. All three of us dress like Frederick’s of Hollywood models, which is just a nice way of saying we dress like old strippers.  We pre partied at my place, then hit the college bars.

mature phone sexThe first bar we went to was rather lame; mostly coeds. We did some shots with some sorority girls, then moved on to bar number 2. It was cub heaven for cougars. The moment we walked in, you could hear a pin drop. All eyes were on the cougars. We bought a group of boys a round of Cougar Bait Beer. They bought us tequila shots. Every young guy knows Tequila is a mature woman’s kryptonite.  A couple shots and we were old strippers, on top of the bar dancing topless for frat boys. No one seemed to mind. In fact, they wanted more, even the bar owner was chanting “take it off.” So, we did.

best phone sexOnce we were naked, it was a bar orgy. Pool sticks were not the only things hard. But they were the only things that stayed hard.  Put drunk horny cougars in a bar with lots of frat boys, they are sucking cock. In our case, we sucked dick from the bar. I lost count of how many loads we took because guys  were getting seconds and thirds. That is the nice thing about college studs, they are never down long. We partied our asses off, blew a ton of boys, even fucked a few on the bar while others jacked off. A couple of the boys recognized me as their former teacher. Of course I fucked them. They are fair game now that they are not in my class anymore.

We woke up, naked together in my big bed. I love cougars gone wild nights.

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Phone Sex Therapy is Perfect for Sissy Humilation

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy is a very popular form of phone sex. Think about it. It makes perfect sense to talk to a sexy mature woman about all the things you cannot share with your wife. We have a company sissy. Perhaps you have seen her page. We all blog about her. She is a money pig who craves attention but is so pathetic she has to pay for her sissy humiliation. I had the pleasure of speaking with her and her goddess, our bitch in charge here at WBMT, Levi. You think you have a good idea how shameful and pathetic a sissy is by reading blogs about her and seeing  pictures of her, but trust me none of that does our sissy any justice. Our company sissy is the biggest sissy I have ever spoken to in my career as a phone sex therapist. She has her dresses and bunny outfits specially made for her. Makes sense in hindsight. One cannot just walk into a Lane Bryant store and expect that they have a playboy bunny outfit or a baby doll dress in a size 18. Sissy doesn’t exactly have a girlish figure. She has to pretend to be a man for her wife and her day job. I teased her that she must have gone to acting school to be able to fool so many people into thinking she is a normal red blooded middle aged man. She sings little songs. I just about peed myself hearing her sing Sissy Girl to the tune of Barbie Girl, that cheesy 90s song. She is quite creative. But, she is a real sissy. She is not pretending on the phone. She is pretending at her day job. The one she needs to support her Goddess and those who work under her. I talk to a lot of sissies on the phone, and few are career sissies like our company Sissy Fairy Fag. She is pathetic and shameful, but also honest, creative and genuine. I am glad that she feels comfortable in her own skin to be outed and shamed by this company. Are you so brave? I doubt it. I have never been sent a sissy picture by one of my other sissies that shows her face. I have never gotten the sense that my other sissies are still sissies when not chemically altered. Sissies you have some big pumps to fill. Are you up for the challenge?

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This Naughty Teacher is a TILF

naughty teacherThis naughty teacher is a TILF. A teacher I’d love to fuck. At least according to some student evaluations I received recently. I guess some students are hot for teacher.  I know it is bad to fraternize with  students, but every now and then, I make an exception for a hot young stud. Since I hit my prime, I am a slave to my hormones. One student, who always sits in the front of class, has me all hot and bothered. The way he looks at me when I am lecturing; the way his cock throbs in his jeans…. He stopped by office hours the other day, and he only had one thing on his mind. Fucking the teacher. I was caught off guard when he just walked towards me. He didn’t stop until my back was against the wall and he was just inches from my face. “I have a problem that won’t go away Ms. Farah,” he said as he pulled out his hard cock. According to him, I was the reason for his constant, throbbing, hard on. I knew I could lose tenure, but my hormones said fuck it. So I did. I fell slowly down the wall until I was right in front of his throbbing cock. I polished his knob better than any school girl could. He was big and his balls so heavy with cum.  He claims my class is actually a course in tease and denial.  I guess I have been cock teasing the poor boy all semester just being a sexy MILF. No teasing anymore.  I was blowing his cock so deep that if he came, he might blow a hole in the back of my head. He was saving his cum for my pussy. Bent me over the desk and  fucked me. My panties around my ankles, my skirt pushed up. It was just some hardcore naughty fucking that left me very satisfied and with a pussy full of cum.

The Naughty Teacher and the Lookalike

naughty teacher Naughty teacher Farah is what my girlfriends call me. They know that I sometimes, often times,  mess around with my students, present and past. I remember the first student I was attracted too. I mean that boy got my pussy all fired up. No clue why suddenly I was thinking about jeopardizing summers off and tenure for a boy, but the urge was strong for that one. I always attributed it to hitting my sexual prime.  I was 35 at the time, he was, well much younger than that. I did resist him somehow. That was until this weekend. I ran into him at an outdoor festival. The woman he was with could have been my sister. It was like I was looking in a mirror. She just had shorter hair that was a few shades darker. I saw the look on her face when she realized he knew her doppelganger.  Almost ten years later and he has a cougar girlfriend who looks just like me? Obsess much? I got turned on all over again. I invited them back to my place for after drinks. She attempted to decline, but he spoke over her insisting they would both love to come over after the show.  I know this sounds weird seeing how she looked so much like me, but I wanted a threesome. At the very least I wanted to watch them fuck because it would give me a glimpse into what I look like getting fucked. Turns out, with enough wine, my look alike is a freak. She rode his dick reverse cowgirl while watching me masturbate. Then I  followed suite watching her masturbate. My former student had a huge dick. I was kicking myself for not fucking him way back then, but I was making up for it now. With my MILF twin too. He came in both of us, but his third load was a shared load for us both. He got pretty turned on watching us lick his spunk out of each another’s pussies. I reckon it was like seeing the object of your lust getting it on with herself lol.

Cuckold Phone Sex for Ex Spouse Day

cuckold phone sexEx Spouse Day is this week and makes for perfect cuckold phone sex fodder. I have more than one ex husband, so I had to decide which ex hubby to share this ostentatious day with. I decided on husband number two. Why? Because he has such a pathetic cock, that I will never grow tired of humiliating and shaming him for his little willy. I invited him over last night under the ruse that maybe we could try for a reconciliation. A sexy mature woman such as myself could never reconcile with a small dick. Silly boy should have realized it was a trap. When he walked into the living room and saw me on all fours getting fucked by a man half his age with twice the cock, he knew he had been set up. I really loved hubby #2. He was a great husband, just not in the fucking department. His damn pride kept him from being a cuckold, so every now and then, I attempt to make him see what he is missing if he would  just enjoy a slut wife.

“You haven’t changed a bit, Farah,” he said with disappointment in his voice. No, I guess I have not, but I make no apologies for being a size queen. My pussy needs something it can feel. My young stud looked at him and said, “Man down bro. You could be having so much fun sucking my cock and watching me take care of this sexy babe.” I was pretty impressed with my young hung lover’s amount of understanding of the cuckold way of life. At that moment, a miracle happened. My ex spouse, dropped his pants revealing a hard little three inch nub. My stud laughed uncontrollably as he slid out of my pussy to show my ex spouse how much bigger his dick was than his. About 7 inches bigger. My ex fell to his knees and begged to kiss that perfect cock. I watched in amazement as my ex tiny dicked hubby sucked my pussy juice off my lover’s rod. Hmmmm, maybe he won’t stay my ex for long if he starts acting like a good little cucky.

Phone Sex Therapy is Sissy Humiliation When You are a Pathetic Cotton Tailed Fairy Like

phone sex therapyFaggy pink bunnyis in much need of some phone sex therapy. This sissy fairy let a 28 year old college student force her into this shameful bunny outfit. Look at her. Isn’t she pathetic? A young college girl, more than half the age of our company sissy, humiliated her in public with a sign and this outfit. I mean really? Talk about sissy humiliation. This just about takes the cake. It is one thing to let us phone sex gals humiliate and shame her, but to be forced into wearing such an outfit in public prancing around singing little ditties about the Easter Bunny, has to be the ultimate degradation.

sissy humiliationDeep down inside Sissy Fairy Fag courts such humiliation because she knows she is shameful. I mean, she has her own page with a phone number of 1-800-LOSER. She has been seen in adult baby garb prancing around like a little teapot about to spurt. She is a poo poo princess pansy too. Don’t know what that means? Consider yourself lucky and a real man. That means that this little fairy fag walks around, even sits in her own waste. That is right, this sissy is so shameful she poops and pees in her diapers and gets joy out of the humiliation we  bestow on her. It is not just pathetic, but disgusting.

tease and denialThat young college girl is a sissy trainer in the making. She saw that Sissy Fairy Fag was pathetic and weak. She seized the opportunity to humiliate her further by turning her into a life size Easter Bunny that hopped around town wishing everyone a happy Easter. I laughed so hard seeing that little cotton tailed fag shake her little ass like a princess in broad day light. I can only image that everyone who sees this video gets a good chuckle, which is why I am sharing it. Who doesn’t need a good laugh at a sissy’s expense?

Cuckold Phone Sex: Do Yo Need Phone Sex Therapy for Your Dick Issues?

cuckold phone sexBeing a cuckold phone sex therapist means I help men come to terms with their short comings. But, I only got into this sort of phone therapy because I have been helping men realize they cannot please their women for decades off of the phone. I even help frustrated married women understand that is not cheating if your husband cannot satisfy you sexually.  I had a couples session in my house the other night. Dan and Lori have not been married long; they are old school religious types and waited to have sex until they were married. Pretty sure the ONLY reason Dan agreed to wait on sex with Lori is so she would not run for the hills once she saw his tiny willy. How he thought he could consummate his marriage with a 1.5 inch dick is beyond me. He is the one that insists on adding the half inch, like that can make a difference. No women fucks an inch worm then fucks an inch and a half dick and is suddenly squirting all over that extra half an inch. I was honest. I explained that Dan cannot please a woman with what he has between his legs ever. Tough love.

I encouraged them to get a sexual surrogate for Lori or they would be divorced within a year. There is always some resistance when couples hear this, so I have a hung lover on hand to illustrate how cock size matters. Joel joined our little therapy session. I blew him so Lori could see how he filled my mouth; what a struggle it was to take his dick in my mouth. She was getting aroused. Soon, she was begging for some of Joel’s dick in front of her husband. Seeing is believing, but feeling  is life altering. Once Lori was riding Joel’s fat fuck stick and squirting all over the place, I knew she would never fuck her husband’s shrinky dick again. I gave Dan the advice I give anyone with a small dick. “She is still your wife. Eat her pussy. Watch her fuck. Enjoy her satisfaction. A good husband puts his wife’s sexual needs before his own.” If you call me for phone sex therapy, I can help you accept your short comings too. A tiny dick won’t ruin your marriage. Your pride will, so encourage your wife to  cheat with hung lovers.

The Best Phone Sex Involves Sissy Humiliation

best phone sex farahThe best phone sex is honest phone sex. I am a mature woman. I no longer feel the need to please men by blowing smoke up their asses. You will never hear me say, “Oh baby it’s so big,” when it is 4 inches hard. You may hear me laughing, however. That is being honest. A small cock is something to laugh about. I am amazed how many men think they have a big dick, or at least a average sized one, in the Internet age.  We are all just one key stroke away from seeing an image of a big black cock, or some porn site with cocks the size that hot women deserve. It is hard for me to imagine that any modern girl would think a little nub could do anything other than make her giggle. I don’t think men are inherently stupid as a group. I do, however, think they are delusional. I also think some men are just afraid to admit that sissy humiliation turns them on, so they put themselves in situations where they know they will likely get shamed by a hot woman.

sissy humiliation farahTake Ted for example. This so called man, hit on me with a clit stick getting lost in his boxers. I did the only honest and humane thing possible. I made him my sissy. Let me tell you the conversion was simple. She knew deep down inside that she was not put on this planet to please women sexually. She just never encountered a straight talking woman before who knew what she deserved. That first night, I dressed her like a  slutty little girl. Slapped some nipple clamps on her boobie buds and gave her a butt pump. I get hours of laughter watching a sissy make her clitty jump with a butt pump. Sometimes, my sissy comes over after a long day just to make me giggle. Other times, she comes over to be my sissy maid. Either way, a man with a tiny dick can serve me. Just not the way he may have originally intended.

Phone Sex Therapy with Farah

phone sex therapist farahPhone sex therapist Farah is here all day Easter to help you horny boys out. Just because it is a holiday, doesn’t mean you can’t still get some phone therapy for whatever your fetish may be. Like to wear your mommy’s panties? Want to clean up your wife’s pussy after it has been filled with the cum of black men with huge cocks? Want to suck cock like a sissy? Need to be fucked in the ass by a dominant woman? Want someone to hear you walking around in high heels? Need to be shamed for exposing yourself in public? Maybe you need shamed for you itty bitty clitty? Whatever  fetish you have, phone sex therapy can help you. I can help you. I have been in the sex education business for over two decades; nothing shocks me, nothing disgusts me. I am not your wife. You can be honest with me. I keep 100s of dirty little secrets every day. I only shame you for things that are shameful, like trying to act like a man with an inch worm in your britches. I have a tough love philosophy. I call a sissy a sissy; a cuckold a cuckold. But I also encourage deviant behavior, because acceptance of who you are is the key to my therapy style.  You don’t need to pretend with me.