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Mature Phone Sex on a Hot Day

mature phone sexMature phone sex is the best. A sexy MILF has more fun than a coed any day. I think it because the older we get the fewer hang ups we possess. We just go with the flow and fuck.  I saw this young Latin Lothario mowing my neighbor’s yard this morning. I live in California, so I see lots of sexy Latino studs daily, especially during the summer.  It was hotter than Hades outside, so I took him a nice cold beer even though I was pretty sure he was not quite 21 yet. He didn’t speak much English, but I know enough Spanish to understand thank you sexy mama. I smiled, he winked and went back to his yard work.  About an hour later he was standing shirtless on my porch. I ushered him inside. I didn’t care that he was hot and sweaty. It was actually quite hot seeing his sweat glisten on his chiseled abs. I knew what he wanted. We didn’t need to talk to fuck.  I gave him a wicked hot blowjob. I can suck dick. I deep throated him; I took all 8 inches in my mouth until his balls were snug on my chin. We skull fucked until he pulled out of my mouth and flipped me over to fuck my ass. I bet few girls his age allow his big cock up their tight puckered assholes. Me, I am an old pro when it comes to ass fucking. He pounded me for awhile until he shot a load up my ass. We had some more beer, took a steamy shower then fucked some more. I think I have a new boy toy. We don’t talk much, but then talking is over rated. Why talk when you can fuck. Fucking is a language we all know.

Phone Sex Therapy for Cuckolds

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy is often required for cuckolds. Men with tiny dicks need tough love. Poor fellows were already born with short dicks, but they can’t grasp certain concepts like size matters. I use a unique form of therapy I like to call “wake the fuck up loser” reality therapy. This guy I know has been wanting to bang me for ions. I was not caving because he sent me dick pictures.  I knew he had a small dick. Even though I told him he was not big enough for me, he kept insisting. He pretty much hounded me for months, until I put him in his place. Better check yourself before you wreck yourself guys. If you have a small cock, do not live in the land of denial.  I had Kip come over. He actually thought I was going to fuck him, or at least blow him. Stupid with a little dick. It sucks to be Kip. When he arrived I was entertaining a real man. A guy with the kind of cock I deserve. Trent had a 10 inch cock. Thick too. “Sit down loser,” I told him as he entered my house. “You are getting some therapy for your dick issues,” I smirked.  I sucked off Trent right in front of Kip. When Trent came in my mouth, I spit it on Kip. “You are a far cry from a man,” I giggled.  As a phone sex therapist, I deliver the facts. Kip saw how much Trent’s cock filled my pussy up. He saw what a struggle it was to take such a nice cock deep in my mouth. He saw me squirt on Trent’s dick. Sorry guys, women only squirt when your cock is long enough to find our G-spot. I saw the facts of reality slap Kip in the face like a big pair of balls, when he realized I needed more than what he could provide. It was a therapy session gone good.  I got a nice big cock and Kip learned that size matters.

Mature Phone Sex is the Best Phone Sex

mature phone sexMature phone sex is all the rage. I mean guys love  phone sex with a mature sexy slut in her sexual prime. For all the calls I get from guys wanting  a sexy mature gal, I encounter  three times as many in my non phone life. Yesterday, I was running an errand and got lost. I pulled  over to look at the directions I printed off. I’m still old school. I don’t have a GPS. Some young college boy was mowing the lawn of the house where I pulled over. He immediately bee lined for me to see if he could help. I thought initially just a nice boy, raised right, but soon it was clear he had MILF fever. He was laying on the charm. Compliments flew left and right. Not to mention the constant informing me his folks were out of town for the week. I caved. I was lost, it was hotter than hell outside so a dip in the pool with a sexy college boy seemed perfect in the moment. As soon as I took my clothes off to skinny dip he had a boner. He couldn’t believe how “awesome” my body was for someone my age. I had to check him there. “My body is awesome for any age honey,” I retorted with confidence. Coeds wished they were built like me. He never made it into the pool. His cock did, however, find its way into my mouth. Deep into my mouth. I showed him how a sexy MILF gives head. I blew his mind and his cock. He was creaming profusely in my mouth. I did not mind. I love the taste of young spunk. Those college aged boys have very tasty jizz chock full of protein. I got him hard again so I could fuck him. He deposited a second load up my pussy. I hung out with him for a few hours. Swam and fucked, then got back on the road to finish my errands. Sometimes the best phone sex is not planned.

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This Sexy Babe Loves Exhibitionist Sex

sexy babeThis sexy babe is an exhibitionist. It was beautiful outside yesterday. I went to the lake to sun myself and got carried away. I sort of forgot my surroundings. My hands slipped into my bikini bottoms so I could rub my swollen clit. The sun beating down on my tight toned body drives me wild. I was lost in the sensation of masturbation. I wonder if that was the good vibrations the Beach Boys sang about? When you open your eyes in the sun, your vision is distorted.  So I couldn’t really see that a small group of men had gathered around me to watch this sexy older babe play with her pussy. When cum started flying, I realized how many guys were circle jerking around me. It was an adults only part of the lake, but exhibitionist sex is still frowned upon by law enforcement and frumpy wives. I tossed caution to the wind, took my bathing suit off and shoved a few fingers up my very wet pussy. More guys gathered around to start stroking. I got jizz blasted at the lake. I stood up, licked the cum off my face and tits, waved at my admirers, then skinny dipped in the lake. Came back to a small army of cocks, so we had a lakeside gang bang. I have some interesting tan lines to prove it. I do love the great outdoors.

Best Phone Sex is Cyber Sex for Cuckolds

best phone sexThe best phone sex doesn’t have to be actual phone sex. It can be cyber sex. We offer cyber chat sessions for the same price as a call. I was actually cybering with one of my regular cuckold clients last night while I got tag teamed by two big cocks. It was hard to type while I was getting assaulted in my ass and pussy by worthy dicks, but I did manage to type a slew of humiliating things. He was stroking his pathetic little nub on his yahoo messenger as I was getting double penetrated by cocks 4 times his size. I showed my studs his worthless piece of shit he calls a dick and they howled in laughter. They couldn’t believe he was married. I mean how in the hell does a woman marry a man with a 3 inch dick? I thought she had to be blind. But even that didn’t make sense because she could still feel that it was pathetic. I wish I could make all women understand size matters and that they do not have to settle for a pathetic excuse for a cock. Not when there are plenty of hung men in the world that want nothing more than to give a sexy woman the pleasure she deserves. The pleasure you can’t give her. I love cyber sessions with cuckolds because I know they will read my humiliating texts over and over again as they try to beat their little shrimp dick. I typed to my cyber cuckold, ” The only reason I have anything to do with you is because you are paying me $2.00 a minute.” Face it losers. If you have a tiny nub, you must pay a woman for her time. And if it is a woman like me, she will take your money and deny you the privilege of cumming. Cumming is not a right. It is a privilege hot bitches like me bestow on worthy cocks. Those of you who fall short, just have to play with your twig and berries on your own. Not enough money in the world would make me play with your worthless package.

Public Sissy Humiliation

sissy humiliationAre you in need of some sissy humiliation? I am in the mood to give it. I was minding my own business at the dog park this morning when a guy flashed me. I broke out laughing it was so small. I yelled pervert so loud that another man turned around and grabbed him not even realizing his wiener was dangling. It was that small no one could tell it was outside of his pants. That was until I showed them of course. I mean really? You would think if you are going to flash a sexy mature woman your dick, it would actually be a dick. Not some clit stick. The guy that restrained my loser pervert for me laughed too when he realized what a little dick he had. In fact, he whipped out his cock to show him what a real man’s dick looks like. By this time, a huge group of folks gathered around the tiny dick loser and publicly shamed him for his shortcomings. He ran out of the park with his sorry ass excuse for a manhood hiding up his ass. Such a sissy boy. Crying ass pansy with a pinky dick. Public pervert. Shameful cuckold. Just a fucking loser. I took the real man home and fucked him. I need a cock I can feel.  Later, after my pussy was full of man seed, I posted the pictures I took of my park pervert online. Apparently he loves to show off his clit stick to hot women in the neighborhood. Next time he tries to whip out his little pecker, however, he is going to get more than he bargained for when my stud is with me to fuck his back door pussy. I am sorry losers, but if you have a 2 inch nub in your panties, you have a pussy. Bend over and take it like a girl. Accept your small dick humiliation like girl.

Sexy Babe Farah as an Ass Fetish

sexy babeThis sexy babe got some hardcore action last night. I don’t even remember his name. We had that awkward moment this morning when we woke up. I remembered fucking him, but not is name or how we ended up at my place together. I remembered the  good parts; that is all that matters. Even if I didn’t, my ass would have told me I got a hardcore ass fucking last night. That is why I always pick up the young studs when out. They all want to fuck in the ass. Coeds aren’t hip to the joys of ass fucking yet.  I love anal fucking. I cum just as hard with a cock in my ass as I do with one in my pussy, sometimes harder. When my stud toy left this morning, his cum was still up my ass.  My bed had a huge wet spot. I think several wet spots just merged together.  I should wash the sheets, but I love the smell of sex . We fucked more than once because my pussy has a good amount of cum still in it too. Just reminds me of what a good time I had last night even if I can’t remember all the details. I think I am going to relax today, play with my pussy and go out tonight and find another stud with an ass fetish.

Naughty Teacher Farah: Mature Women Young Men

naughty teacherThis naughty teacher just joined Cougar Life. Now that it is summer time, I have a lot of extra time on my hands . So, I figured why not join a site dedicated to mature women young men hookups?  Being a teacher in my sexual prime is HARD. Every day, I am surrounded by young studs in their sexual prime who want to do more than just bang my erasers. I wasn’t officially active on Cougar Life long when a former student sent me a private message. It was a dick pic at first, so I didn’t know who it was until I responded back and we started talking. Had I known he had that cock when he was in my classroom, I would have been a very bad teacher.

He was in town for the summer, so he stopped by later that night. Not old enough to drink yet, but he still got his hands on a nice bottle of Chardonnay.  We had one glass of wine, before I was naked and he was licking the alphabet on my clit with two fingers inside my pussy . My hands palmed the back of his head as he ate the teacher’s pussy. He called me Ms. Farah which was extra hot. I squirted over and over his face. I kept trying to blow his dick or at least get into a 69 position with him, but all he wanted was to lick my pussy until I could cum no more. When he poured wine on my flat tan belly, it cascaded down my pussy. He promptly started lapping it up, making my pussy taste even sweeter he said. I was pretty much convulsing from the orgasms.

mature women young menHe finally fucked me. I needed his hard cock like I needed a million dollars. I was gushing my mature nectar all over his boy cock as he pounded me from behind. It was an intense fuck for us both. I have been fucking a young cub daily since joining Cougar Life. There are just so many young men who want to fuck a sexy MILF. Lucky me.

Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is my favorite kind of phone sex. As a sexy MILF, I know size matters. You should know it too. You would think men would know that they don’t measure up. Men see other men in public restrooms and locker rooms. There are no small dicks in porn which men watch more than women. Seriously, there is no excuse for a man to be like, “What, you mean two inches is not big enough for you?” Two inches isn’t big enough for anyone loser. I’m so grateful for cuckold phone sex. Men who are calling for cuckold phone sex know their shortcomings. They know they don’t measure up. They know that they have small pricks that cannot satisfy women. It is the men who call for a fuck call that are usually delusional. They think because they are paying for a service, they can assault me with their pathetic wiener. It doesn’t work that way. I will ask men who claim that they have what a sexy mature woman needs about their cock size. Nine times of 10, it is a baby dick. Like so small I would need a magnifying glass to see it. So the money they are paying is not to have their way with me. It is a loser tax. You have to pay me to talk to you if you are an idiot with a shrimp dick and a big old fucking ego that deludes you into thinking that is enough for a hot bitch, or any bitch. I prefer to talk to men who have a grip on reality. They get treated better. Cuckolds are still losers, but at least they are not delusional too. A cuckold knows his place and is willing to service his queen in any fashion no matter how degrading.  Cuckolds serve a purpose in a hot woman’s life, many purposes. Delusional pricks with clit sticks swimming around in boxers have no purpose. So you have a tiny dick? Are you man enough to be my cuckold?

Naughty Teacher Summer

naughty teacherSummer time is a naughty teacher’s favorite time of year. Both of my neighbors have boys in college who always want to earn some extra cash. I manage to pick the hottest days of summer to put them to work too. It got up in the 90s yesterday when I asked Brad to mow my lawn. I knew he would take his shirt off revealing his chiseled abs. I sat in the kitchen rubbing my pussy watching him sweat in all the right places. I have fucked his father many times. Pretty sure daddy would freak out if he knew I was trying to seduce his son. From the outline in his shorts, however, he was likely packing more cock than daddy. I signaled him in to cool off. Gave him a towel and a big glass of lemonade. My hands smelled like pussy. I felt awkward. Normally men just make the first move. They pick up on my signals. Brad was clueless that I needed him for more personal landscaping than my back yard. Finally I just blurted it out. “Want to fuck?” He laughed. He thought I was joking. He was as nice as he could be about it, but he is not into women his mother’s age. Ouch. Bruised ego big time. I paid him and walked to the local dive bar around the corner to nurse my pride with Tequila. The bartender was a young college boy with no problem with older women. In fact, he fucked me on the bar. No one else was in the bar at 11 am, so he locked the door and we fucked like rabbits. His cock was average, but thick. He ate some really good pussy too. I was squirting all over the bar. I let him fuck my ass too. It was a seedy dive local bar. Pretty sure our cum was not the worst thing ever on the bar. He gave me his number, sent me a FaceBook friend request and told me another boy’s loss was his gain. Would you turn me down?