The best phone sex is honest phone sex. I am a mature woman. I no longer feel the need to please men by blowing smoke up their asses. You will never hear me say, “Oh baby it’s so big,” when it is 4 inches hard. You may hear me laughing, however. That is being honest. A small cock is something to laugh about. I am amazed how many men think they have a big dick, or at least a average sized one, in the Internet age. We are all just one key stroke away from seeing an image of a big black cock, or some porn site with cocks the size that hot women deserve. It is hard for me to imagine that any modern girl would think a little nub could do anything other than make her giggle. I don’t think men are inherently stupid as a group. I do, however, think they are delusional. I also think some men are just afraid to admit that sissy humiliation turns them on, so they put themselves in situations where they know they will likely get shamed by a hot woman.
Take Ted for example. This so called man, hit on me with a clit stick getting lost in his boxers. I did the only honest and humane thing possible. I made him my sissy. Let me tell you the conversion was simple. She knew deep down inside that she was not put on this planet to please women sexually. She just never encountered a straight talking woman before who knew what she deserved. That first night, I dressed her like a slutty little girl. Slapped some nipple clamps on her boobie buds and gave her a butt pump. I get hours of laughter watching a sissy make her clitty jump with a butt pump. Sometimes, my sissy comes over after a long day just to make me giggle. Other times, she comes over to be my sissy maid. Either way, a man with a tiny dick can serve me. Just not the way he may have originally intended.
Phone sex therapist Farah is here all day Easter to help you horny boys out. Just because it is a holiday, doesn’t mean you can’t still get some phone therapy for whatever your fetish may be. Like to wear your mommy’s panties? Want to clean up your wife’s pussy after it has been filled with the cum of black men with huge cocks? Want to suck cock like a sissy? Need to be fucked in the ass by a dominant woman? Want someone to hear you walking around in high heels? Need to be shamed for exposing yourself in public? Maybe you need shamed for you itty bitty clitty? Whatever fetish you have, phone sex therapy can help you. I can help you. I have been in the sex education business for over two decades; nothing shocks me, nothing disgusts me. I am not your wife. You can be honest with me. I keep 100s of dirty little secrets every day. I only shame you for things that are shameful, like trying to act like a man with an inch worm in your britches. I have a tough love philosophy. I call a sissy a sissy; a cuckold a cuckold. But I also encourage deviant behavior, because acceptance of who you are is the key to my therapy style. You don’t need to pretend with me.
Great blowjobs give me Spring Fever. There is nothing better than sucking cock while flowers are blooming and birds are chirping. This morning I was out on my patio sipping on my coffee and reading the paper. I was not exactly dressed appropriately for being outdoors, but I was in the privacy of my backyard. Only a couple neighbors could see I was in my bra and panties. I am a bit of an exhibitionist. I have a pretty hot body for a woman in her 40s, and I love to flaunt it. I guess my neighbor lady was out pruning some bushes. She didn’t appreciate my morning attire. Instead of saying anything to me herself, however, she sent her husband over to ask me to put some clothes on or go inside.
Not a very bright woman to send her handsome husband to the neighbor’s house to ask a sexy babe to put on some clothes. Do you think you would be able to do that without becoming erect? Well, my neighbor’s husband couldn’t either. He sheepishly told me what his wife said, while pitching a tent in his shorts. I told him I was going inside, suggested he come back after his shrew of a wife went to work. Not 5 minutes after I heard her car leave, he was standing in my living room with his cock out waiting for some fun neighborly action. I crawled to him on my hands and knees. Pulled his dick out of his pants and showed him why his wife needs to worry about me. I give excellent head. He was putty in my mouth. The noises he was making suggested he had not been blown in forever. The load he gave me confirmed it. Once ladies get a ring on that finger and start birthing brats, they rarely suck cock anymore. If a man is lucky, he has a naughty neighbor like me who loves sucking married men’s dicks. I sent him back home, lighter in the balls and in a much better mood than when he arrived. If your wife doesn’t blow you a few times a day, you better tell her you know a hot MILF who will.
Do you wish I had been your naughty teacher? I still can be with a sexy little role play. I’m a hot MILF. I hook up with more men half my age than men my age or older. When an older man bags himself a sweet young thing he is high fived and the girl is thought to have daddy issues. When a mature woman scores with a young stud he is a hero to his friends and she is deemed a pervert. Sure there are plenty of men who are attracted to older women for their experience and lack of inhibitions. But just as many have mommy issues. I am okay with that. Whatever reason a college boy wants to fuck a forty something woman is fine with me. I’m in my sexual prime and I can fuck all night long. It is spring break all over, which means former students are paying me a visit. One of my best students from a few years ago is now a star football player at Notre Dame. He Facebook messaged me that he would be in town and we should catch up. I thought he meant catch up. He really meant hook up. I am old enough to be his mother. In fact I am acquaintances with his mother, and there is a resemblance, but like I said earlier, I don’t give a fuck why a younger man wants to shag me. All I care about is that young throbbing working cock that can rabbit fuck me all night long. I greeted Billy in a robe. Why wear clothes when I knew why he came to visit? I dropped the robe, watched his eyes get big and his cock get bigger. I had his cock nestled between my breasts soon after. Pre cum was pouring out the head of his dick as I titty fucked him. I of course licked that boy goo all up. I love the way a college boys tastes. His cock was rock hard and aching for my pussy. I let him fuck me in the ass too. Coeds rarely take it in the butt. This MILF takes it ANYWHERE. He fucked me just like I imagined he would: fast and hard. Left me covered in spunk head to toe. I love catching up with former students.
Mature phone sex sluts have the most fun. I was at a bar last night to hear a local band. The lead singer was a former student of mine. He is about half my age, but he is legal and no longer my student. I felt no remorse in seducing him. He sings heavy metal like a young Ozzy which made my cougar cunt wet. He was buying me shots of Tequila all night. Well, Tequila makes my clothes fall off. During a set break, I pulled him into the ladies bathroom, pushed him into a stall and blew him like his cock was the last to ever grace my lips. He admitted to always being hot for teacher. He finished his set a little lighter in the balls. We went back to his place around 3 am, got high and fucked. I felt like a band groupie. He showed me how to play the drums a little, which made my pussy drip even more. I blew him again. I can’t help myself. I love giving head to young guys. They need to know how good a hot MILF can make their cocks feel. Well he returned the favor tenfold. Bent me over the drums and gave me HIS drum stick. It was long and thick. He touched my G-spot which not many cocks can do. I started shaking and convulsing and squirting. It was like I was possessed by the devil or something. As I squirted all over his drum set, my heavy metal singer started singing AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long.” That he did. I must have squirted a dozen times thanks to his skillful cock, tongue and fingers. He gave this old dog his bone all night long. I woke up the next morning dehydrated, filled with cum and very well fucked. I love being a naughty teacher.
Phone sex therapy is what our company site sissy needs, and a heaping does of public shaming. I don’t shy away from shaming sissies. MICHAEL IS A PATHETIC PANSY CROSSDRESSER WHO IS PUNISHED WITH PUBLIC HUMILIATION FOR ALL TO SEE !!! See. Not afraid to call her out. That is not the half of it either. Look at the pictures I have included of our company sissy fairy fag. She is shopping for Spring clothes. She has a very transvestite appearance about her. She is clearly in need of some tutelage on how to dress so she doesn’t look like an old bitty. I have seen her in pink frilly dresses with a tiara and hoop rings. It is as laughable as it sounds too. However, a pink frilly dress is more fitting for a sissy than the Lord and Taylor outfit she is donning here. But the bigger issue is what self respecting man lets a bunch of phone sex sluts own his ass? Technically, she is owned by our commander in chief, Goddess Levi, but we get to dose out sissy humiliation regularly. This sissy fairy fag not only wears anything girly from princess dresses to frumpy old lady clothes, but she has been caught in adult baby garb too. Don’t know what that means? She wears diapers that she poops in, sucks on a binky and prances around in a bonnet and frilly panties. She deserves all the humiliation she receives. Deep down inside, she knows she deserves the shame. She is such a punishment whore. Apparently she has a day job where folks are clueless about her sissy fairy ways. How is beyond me. I guess she is a very good actress. She needs to keep that day job too. She is our pay piggy. That day job is how she spoils and pampers the real women. If you are a sissy reading this, let our site sissy serve as a cautionary tale of engaging in sissy therapy. We show no mercy to sissies at this company.
Mature phone sex is for the younger guy wanting a woman with experience and the older gentleman knowing that a mature woman is accepting of all phone sex fetishes. Whether you need experience, acceptance or therapy, the best phone chat lines let you talk to a sexy mature woman like me. My years of being a sex education teacher combined with my open sexual lifestyle, make me perfect for phone sex. I have always been open minded. I have always liked experimenting in the bedroom. I have always liked helping men explore their fantasies and fetishes. And I have most certainly always enjoyed masturbating. You would be surprised how wet my pussy gets talking to cuckolds and sissies too. I had a black cock panty wearing sissy call me this morning. She got my pussy all worked up! I am sure it was in part due to the talk of those huge black dicks that just own a white pussy; but it was also that I got to use some sissy humiliation therapy to make her realize she can only please women by being a fluffer or source of entertainment.
If you are a sissy or a cuckold, embrace who you are to yourself and your partner if you have one. Very few of my sissy and cuckold callers have actually had cock; even less have been honest with a partner. Like your woman doesn’t know on some level that you are not a full man. If your wife is anything like me, she will enjoy shaming you, dressing you and teaching you how to suck cock. One of my ex husbands had a tiny cock. He was surfing the Internet one day, came across a video of a black man fucking a white married woman, and he became obsessed. When I discovered his little online addiction, I brought him a black man. Well, I brought him home for me too. Made my husband live in reality with a big black cock in his mouth while I fucked his pansy ass with a strap on. Sure, I divorced him, but we are still tight. I love sharing black cock, or any cock with a man for that matter. So, if you fantasize about wearing panties and sucking cock, call me for some much needed phone sex therapy.
Phone sex therapy is often required for sissies and closeted gay men. Take for example my sissy on display here, BB. Look at these pictures? He is clearly a homosexual. He likes cock in his ass and in his mouth. Pretty sure if you are a guy and you like cock in any of your holes, you are a homosexual. BB even has his own dildos he sucks and fucks. And look at how he is dressed? Do straight men wear lingerie without being prompted by a dominatrix or a sissy trainer? No they do not. BB is a closet homosexual. A cross dressing, cock sucking, pansy ass faggot. But guess what? BB is ashamed to admit his love for cock, especially big black cock. So he calls me for some sissy humiliation for being a closeted homosexual. I laugh at his pathetic sissy clit. I mock his attempts to act manly. A guy with a big black cock up his ass isn’t a man but a bitch. I counsel him on the need to fling that closet door wide open and embrace his homosexuality. Why be ashamed of being a dick chugging fairy? Exposing yourself as homosexual lets you have more cock. Clearly BB wants more cock. He, well maybe she is better, clearly needs big cock in all her fuck holes. Look at this pick of her sucking on a big fat black dildo? She is so ashamed of her love for big black cocks she is hiding her face. In my world, you embrace what you are even if it is a dick sucking fairy princess. So I am giving BB some tough love by sharing these photos I have of her in various homosexual situations. And, the next time she calls her phone sex therapist, she will have to sign a waiver of confidentiality so I can expose her real name all over the Internet. If you are a latent homosexual, I will do the same for you too.
The best phone sex is mature cuckold phone sex. Just ask my Valentine, ex husband number 2. He has been wanting to get back together. We split not because he has a tiny dick, but because he didn’t want me fucking other men. If a guy wants to be with me and he can’t satisfy me sexually, well he better let me have my surrogate lovers if he wants to stay with me. I wanted to give him a second chance. There is no way his dick has grown 6 inches since we divorced, so the test of change would be in his willingness to see me with a stud with adequate equipment to fuck me the way I deserve. I arranged a little surprise for my ex to test his worthiness to get back together. We had a nice dinner and a movie date. Headed back to my place for dessert and wine. Once we were both tipsy, I texted my hung neighbor boy to come join the party.
When he arrived my ex proved that a leopard doesn’t change his spots. He immediately started whining like a little bitch. I explained to him that unless his dick as grown like Pinocchio’s nose after a lie, if he wants me back, he needs to let the real men take care of me. I took off my panties, shoved them in his mouth so I could turn my attention to my neighbor’s beautiful long thick shaft. Happy Valentine’s Day to me. He fucked my mouth the way I need a man too fuck my mouth. With force. I want to gag on a cock. I want saliva dripping out of the corners of my mouth. I want my eyes bugging out. Most importantly, I want a jet blast of cum to my face and down my throat. All things a tiny dick loser like my ex can’t give to me. With my neighbor’s seed on my mouth, I went over and kissed my ex right on the lips. “Ready to accept my terms for getting back together shrimp dick,” I inquired. He was fuming mad. I showed him to the door. He stomped out in a fury. Can’t play by my rules, you don’t play in my world. Big cock is what I need and I will get it no matter who I am dating.
Phone sex therapy helps a lot of men. I have all sorts of guys struggling with peculiar fetishes and kinks, even guys with tiny dicks and obsessions with cock that call me for phone therapy. I have mommy boys, sissy boys, cuckolds, black cock faggots, closest homosexuals, panty boys, adult babies, chronic masturbators and sexual deviants of all kinds in need of my brand of tough love. I’m a mature woman with decades experience in sex education therapy. I am too old to coddle anyone. If you suck cock and wear panties, I’m calling you a sissy or a fag, likely both. But, I am also helping you come to terms with who you are by outing you and making you do weekly tasks like going to glory holes. I will even put pictures of you in my blog if you send them to me. If you are a cuckold, I will shame your worthless little dick and teach you to fluff cock and clean up creampies. If you are obsessed with the thought of your wife getting black cock, guess what? I am going to call you a black cock faggot because we both know you want that BBC more than your wife. If you are a closeted panty boy, I will out you and make you go to Victoria Secret and buy panties instead of stealing your wife or your mommy’s panties. Whatever your issue is, I am the kind of phone sex therapist that tells it too you straight. Think you can handle some tough love?
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