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Best Phone Sex Sluts Get You the 411 on Your Small Dick

best phone sexThe best phone sex lets you talk about anything and get an honest response in return. I am not the sort of girl who just moans and giggles, telling you everything you want to hear. Not my style. You admit to having a small dick. Well, sorry to disappoint you. I am not even phone fucking you. Why? You disappointed me with your small dick.

Men seem confused as to what I do. Perhaps, it is easier to tell you what I do not do. I do not fuck small cock. I do not let losers dominate me or anyone dominate me. And I do not placate egos. If you have a small cock, you will get small dick humiliation regardless if you want it or not. I am a sexy mature woman who knows her worth. A man last night actually said to me, “Suck my 5-inch cock and gag, bitch.” I broke out laughing.

Losers, I Do Not Open My Mouth for Anything Less Than 9 Inches

Let’s dissect what he said to me. First, I am no bitch. I am a dominant woman and men will treat me with respect.  So, he did not win any points calling me a bitch. But the bigger issue for me was how he could expect me to gag on a 5-inch cock. I will not touch a cock less than 9-inches, and to make me gag, a cock needs to be at least a foot long. No way would I even suck a 5 inch dick, let alone gag on one.

Clearly, my caller did not realize who he called. But I taught him about me. Much to his chagrin too. This loser assumed that because he paid to talk to me, he could dictate the call. However, no man dictates what I am going to do or not do. Small dicks get no love from this sexy babe. In fact, small dicks should not get any love from any woman. Consider yourself warned.

Erotic Roleplaying in the Bedroom Spices Up Your Sex Life

erotic roleplayingI enjoy erotic roleplaying. I do the horny teacher student roleplays daily because I fuck some young collegiate guy daily. But every now and then, I find a man who wants to role play something other than student teacher. Now, I only role play with worthy men. I am a size queen.

At any given time, I am juggling a few lovers at once. Since I am a twice divorced woman, I decided that I enjoy being a mature slut more than a monogamous wife. Personally, I do not believe we were meant to fuck only one guy for the rest of our lives. Sex should never be boring. And monogamy equals boring to me. Role plays help spice up a sex life too.

As a phone sex therapist as well as a mature slut, I often encourage couples to role play in the bedroom. Not only does it spice things up, but it can help couples explore their fantasies. One of my current lovers always had a thing for sexy maids. Since his cock is damn near a foot long, I told him I could be his sexy maid. Even though I am a far cry from a domesticated woman, I found a sexy outfit at an adult store and went to clean his house.

I Love Roleplaying in the Bedroom

I employ a maid part time. And she would not look like I did in a sexy maid outfit. Even though I live alone, I am busy fucking, teaching and talking dirty. No time to clean. But I cleaned Terry’s house. However, I really cleaned Terry’s cock. When we first hooked up, I gagged on his cock. Now, I can deep throat him better than Linda Lovelace.

He appreciated my attempts at being his naughty maid. But he appreciated my skills in the bedroom more. According to him, I am the only woman who can deep throat his cock. I believe him too. Every man brags about my great blowjobs. We fucked like wild animals in his apartment. Fucked in every room of his place too. If your love life seems a little lackluster, role play. It might just lead to some hot ass sex.

Edgeplay Phone Sex Helps Men and Boys Last When Fucking

edgeplay phone sexI love edgeplay phone sex calls. Most men who call me do not measure up to my standards. By that I mean, most of my callers lack a big enough cock for my mature pussy. Or they possess a quick trigger. No woman wants a 30 second man. So, edge play techniques help. I blame porn. Younger men, especially, grow up with porn easily accessible on their phones. And most men never last long with porn.

Sometimes, I experience this with my young teen lovers. Boys I take under my wing each semester cum too quickly. So, I edge them. I do not pick a teacher’s pet whose cock looks too small for me. Since I am a naughty teacher with certain skills, I pick boys who need some confidence banging chicks but have big cocks. And boys who need some stamina training too. I love young boys. And I enjoy preparing them for a world of sex outside of high school.

Mature Women Make Great Sex Teachers

My current pet needs my help. Porn and high school chicks ruined him. The first time I gave him head, three licks and he popped. We both felt disappointed. So, since then I have worked with him. We practice a variety of edging techniques. I even banded him from watching porn for the duration of the summer. You should consider that too. Porn appears hot and easy. And it is both. But it can hurt you for when you fuck someone other than your hand, LOL.

My college lover responded well to my tutelage. In fact, he can rabbit fuck me for a solid 30 minutes now. Power of a mature phone sex slut. Every young boy needs a mature woman to help him in the bedroom.  Perhaps you need some help too. Well, consider class in session. This teacher and sexy mature woman can use guided masturbation and edging techniques to help you too. Remember men, no woman wants a 30 second man.

Great Blowjobs Should be Taught By a Skilled Teacher

great blowjobsFor the longest time, folks around town refer to me as the “blowjob teacher.”  And I am not ashamed about that. Great blowjobs require a mature women to pass on the skills. I do think girls may lean towards being more sexual than some other girls. But no woman starts giving head like a pro. Same with eating pussy. Some skills need a woman like me to teach. I enjoy teaching young girls and boys lessons in the art of cunnilingus. Many students come to me for advice on how to give a great blowjob or how to eat pussy. And I always help them out.

As a mature woman, I have been around the block a few times. I have seen and done it all in the bedroom. So, I think I should pay it forward and share my knowledge with the next generation. I mean I am a naughty teacher after all. One of my coeds this term sought some personal advice last week. Maggie wanted help on how to give head.  She confided in me that she feels like her blowjobs need work and she wants her boyfriend to think she is the best cock sucker ever. I can appreciate that kind of drive.

I Love Teaching Girls to Be Good Cock Sucking

When done right, a great blowjob can be a powerful weapon in a relationship. Even though I am a college professor and a mature woman, I possess the ability to make even the most inexperienced girl feel comfortable and confident giving head. So, I took Maggie under my wing and taught her the basics of giving a guy a great blowjob. From the right technique, to how to use her hands, to how to read a man’s body language, I made sure Maggie understood what all is involved in good head.

I think Maggie came away last week with a newfound confidence in her oral abilities. One of my studs lent his dick to her learning process. Maggie seemed proud of her work with Todd, my young stud of a neighbor and frequent lover. I loved seeing Maggie become more self-assured in her blowjob techniques. And I am always happy to be a part of a girl’s sexual education.

Naughty Teacher Farah Has a New Favorite Pet

naughty teacherNaughty teacher Farah rings in every new semester with a teacher’s pet. Sometimes, I even select a few. And I did this semester. My male pet does not need any tutoring in the pussy eating department. He proved himself more than worthy in that department. However, he does need some tutoring to maintain his athletic scholarship and keep playing baseball, which I am more than willing to do. Ricky comes from inner city LA. Avoided gangs getting into baseball.

His arm appears to be as golden as his tongue. Although I will never give a student a passing grade if they do not earn it. I will help them earn it with extra tutoring outside the classroom. Ricky appears to want to learn too. I only select pets who do. His issues are not his fault either. High school teachers passed him because he brought folks to high school baseball games, and he won his school three championships in a row. However, they never told him until it was too late that he had not really passed his classes.

I Love to Tutor Boys in Sex Ed and Other Subjects

Ricky appears to have a soft spot for mature women too. He calls me mamacita, which means hot mom in Spanish. I guess the equivalent of MILF in English, LOL. I am a phone sex mommy. Why not give the boy some mothering along with the hot sex and tutoring? So, he came by last night for a tutoring session. I decided to help him with his history and English courses too.

After tutoring, I rewarded him with pussy. I motivate boys with my cunt and ass. And my great oral skills. The right motivation works wonders on a boy’s ability to focus. After two hours studying, we fucked for four hours. He can eat pussy for a solid hour with no break needed. So, I am just as lucky this semester as him. Never has a boy his age licked me that long and appeared to enjoy every second of it too. But Ricky is an all star athlete and cunt licker.

Although I showed him my great blowjobs skills for about 30 minutes, the rest of the time we fucked. His arm may need iced after a 3-hour game, but his cock bounces back better than his arm. However, today, my legs still feel like Jell-O. So, he might be my favorite pet yet.

Coed Phone Sex Mature Women Can Enjoy Too

coed phone sexMature women crave coed phone sex too. I am a bisexual professor. My teacher’s pets can be either sex. Although I do usually select a young, buff stuff who could benefit from some private sex education teachers, this semester I selected one of each. I need more than one student to service me all semester. This dirty professor could never be satisfied with just one anyway. Perhaps, that explains why I divorced two men. I do not know how to be monogamous.

Personally, I believe people overrate monogamy. One pussy for the rest of your life? I bet that does not sound fun to you either. So for this year, I plan to rotate between pussy and cock. Maybe one night my frat boy comes over to fuck his naughty teacher. And the next day my cute coed visits to eat the teacher’s pussy. However, last night, I mixed it up. I invited them both to dinner. I wanted a threesome. Although my cute coed seemed reluctant, but my stud wanted in.

I Enjoy Pussy and Cock Simultaneously

Cannot blame him either. A mature pussy and a young pussy simultaneously? That might be every man’s wet dream cum true, LOL. When I pulled out my young frat boy’s stiff cock and began polishing that knob, my coed got behind me and ate my pussy.  Sucking a young cock while experiencing a tongue lashing feels like heaven to this babe. I came on my coed’s face while my frat boy filled my tummy with his sperm. This mature woman swallows every drop.

My coed appeared to be coming around to the notion of a sexy threesome. However, I know she prefers to have the teacher all to herself. I like girl on girl action too. Just sometimes mature phone sex babes like me want a cock and a pussy at the same time. And I felt that way yesterday. We spent the night in bed as a throuple. Have you tried two chicks in bed or even another guy for your wife? You should. Trust me.

Great Blowjobs Can Leave You Drained Dry with Me

great blowjobsMature sexy women give great blowjobs. I consider myself an expert cock sucker. Normally, I fuck younger men. They just got the stamina I need. Plus, their cocks feel like a stiff board. I enjoy fucking and sucking. One of my colleagues on campus complained that he cannot cum. It happens with older men. Every guy can get backed up. Usually, a man only needs me. Or some other great cock sucker.

Now, I rarely shit where I eat. If you do not understand that phrase, it means I do not fuck colleagues. It can get messy. But this guy will not say a word. Nor will he get addicted to me. Not only is he my boss, but he appears happily married too. I offered him a blowjob. A no strings attached blowjob. I think every man would agree to one of those, right. You would.

A Mature Woman Can Drain You Dry

Mature phone sex babes drain your balls dry every time. My colleague sat in his office chair, and I knelt in front of him to give him some much needed release. After about 5 minutes of my lips on his cock, he exploded. Because he came so loudly, I had to put my hand over his mouth. However if my other associates find out I blew the chairman of the department, they will want head too. Or they will assume I got tenure on my knees. I earned my tenure.

And I also earned the title “Blowjob Queen” from my boss. However, I was not finished yet. Only one cum would not suffice. When a man has not cum in several months, he needs me to bring him back to life for round two. And he thought the first orgasm was the best over. Perhaps, it felt that way. But round two had his body shaking because I included a prostate massage.

Need cocksucking phone sex? I can drain you dry. But only if you have a cock worthy of my skills. No

Phone Sex Therapist Farah Stays Busy with Small Cocks

phone sex therapistBeing a phone sex therapist keeps me busy. So many men want to talk about their dick or their wife cheating on them. However, dick size corresponds to cheating. If a husband’s cock is small, the likelihood of a wife cheating grows. Especially among mature women. After we give birth to our offspring, we need something bigger. We passed a bowling bowl out of our cunts. Stands to reason we would want more.

I’ve been married twice. Divorced twice too. I got wise to cock size after the birth of my daughter. I no longer felt husband number two inside me. He noticed too and it hurt his ego. But my sexual satisfaction mattered more than his delicate ego. At least it did to me. It became easy to cheat on him because he would not accept the fact that he needed to work harder to make me cum. Like many men, my ex-husband thought all he had to do was slide his cock inside me and I would spontaneously orgasm.

Cock Size Matters

When he discovered I cheated, he wanted a divorce. He thought I would give up my boy toy lovers for him. Although I loved my husband, I kicked him to the curb. Now, he tries to get back together all the time. I’m wiser now. I know all about cuckold phone sex. A woman does not get a big cock and go back to a little one. My days of fucking tiny dicks are in my rear view mirror.  Perhaps the same holds true for your wife.

Do not be like my ex-husband. If your cock does not satisfy her, let her have lovers. Or at least try to compensate for your short comings by eating pussy or using a toy in her cunt. I can save your marriage. But you need to admit that the problem with your cheating wife is you. She’d never stray if she experienced satisfying orgasms. Truth. Women cheat for different reasons than men. Your small dick does not need to be a deal breaker. However, you just might need some phone sex therapy to help you work it all out.

Shaved Wet Pussy is Not Just for Young Girls Anymore

shaved wet pussyMy shaved wet pussy surprised my latest teacher’s pet. Because I am a mature woman, he expected me to have a hairy pussy like his mother and aunt. This student might be my most skilled one yet. Good looking boy and smart too. Honestly, he does not need much help. His only problem appears to be his focus. But like many young men his age, I think his dick controls his brain. He only has one thing on the brain.

That may be true for most men LOL. Anyway, this semester’s pet seemed legit upset when he ate the teacher’s pussy for the first time the other day. He is from Minnesota, so he has yet to experience a California girl. Most of us keep our pussies shaved. However, he had never experienced a bald cunt on any woman. Not even his high school girlfriend. He thought only porn stars or celebrities sported the bald look.

I May Be Mature But I Keep a Shaved Pussy

I schooled him on how great a smooth pussy can be. Much easier to lick and finger and fuck too. This naughty teacher never minds playing mommy. The thought occurs to most mature women fucking much younger men that part of her lure to her lover is that she reminds him of mommy. The same is true of young girls dating much older men. Just no one looks twice at a young girl with an older sugar daddy.

Someone taught my new pet to eat pussy like a champ. Although he denied any kind of relationship until me with an older woman, I had my doubts. Young schoolgirls do not know how to please themselves, let alone tell a boy how to please them. But I did not challenge his assertion. I let him show me his many talents including tossing my salad. Even though I knew in my heart some mature woman likely trained him to eat ass, I kept my mouth shot.

This phone sex mommy just relaxed and let him worship her pussy and ass. I am not sure which he was better at: eating pussy or eating ass. Although I might not have much to teach this student this term, I am keeping him as my teacher’s pet.

Hot Sexy Woman Farah Can Weather Any Storm with the Right Man

hot sexy womanThis hot sexy woman had one hell of a week. The first week of school started, but we only got a few days in before Hurricane Hilary started brewing. California is no stranger to wildfires and mudslides. But a hurricane? No tropical storm has hit Southern California since 1939. That was way before my time. In fact, it was before my parents’ time too. People here lost their damn minds though.

Schools shut down for the rest of the week. The school officials told us to go home and button down the hatch. None of us had supplies to survive a hurricane. So, I went to the store for necessities. I was not even greedy. I just wanted some batteries, candles, protein bars and bottled water.  However, that was too much for me to ask. I witnessed fights at the grocery store for the last case of water. Even though I left the store without what I came for, I did not leave the store empty handed.

A sexy babe can get what she needs if she knows how to finesse the right man. This sexy boy toy caught my eye. In his shopping cart were the items on my list. Seemed like fate to me. I flirted. And he took the bait. We went back to my place to weather the storm together. The weather folks downgraded the hurricane to a level 4 tropical storm, but that was still bad. Eventually, I lost my power. We lit candles, used my lanterns and fucked our brains out to pass the time.

I Know How to Have Fun During a Tropical Storm

We had food and immediate supplies. My car enabled us to charge up devices to watch movies when we came up for air. I don’t know about my neighbors, but I feel I have missed out on severe storms living in mostly sunny Southern California. I met a young buck and weathered the storm the best way possible. His cock was huge, and it worked every time I touched it. And I touched it a lot. The storm passed, but he stayed another couple days with me.

He informed me he should go home and inspect the damage to his house, but he could not tear himself away from my mature phone sex pussy. A storm may have brought us together. But sexual chemistry will keep us together. He’s coming back tonight for some more milf pussy. I am so glad too because I am now addicted to his cock.