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Sexy Chicks Who Eat Ass Get Play

Ass fetish

 

My teen daughter says her boyfriend has an extreme ass fetish and wants her to toss his salad really badly and she doesn’t know what to do about it.  I gave her the best piece of advice a sophisticated mommy could give a burgeoning sex goddess and told her to lick his asshole until he begs her to stop.  Not only will it make him happy, it’ll ensure that she stays on his mind for the rest of his life.

A rocking rim job will imprint a girl on her lover’s brain until his dying day, no doubt about it.  A chick who just flicks her tongue on a boy’s butthole a little bit while she’s blowing him is easily forgettable, any cocksucking slut with a curious streak can do that.  A real man pleaser will give that craphole the tongue fucking and rim sucking he’s after which always makes them want to come back for more.  In my experience, anyway.

So I just told her how to do it right.  Tease it with a few quick tongue lashes when you’re down there going at his gooch and under nut area but don’t go full on until he keeps raising his hips in the air to give you more asshole access.  Once he’s ready, push his legs back like guys do to us when they eat us out and basically give his crust gutter the same kind of attention we want in our cunts.  Take ahold of both cheeks and slowly swirl your tongue around his rank little rim, lick it up and down and side to side just like you’re eating pussy.  Spread him wide and push into his hole with small little pokes at first, but after a bit, you’re going to want to plunge your tongue as deep into his butthole as you can.  Jab it in and out, slow and firm, then leave it all the way inside and wiggle it around as much as you can.

Pull out, purse your lips around his browneye and suck hard while you let the tip of your tongue dance around on his dirty knothole while you’re jerking his hog and he’ll probably blow it right then and there.  If not, he’s a pro and could probably stand a finger or two ramming in and out of his rectum.  Just go with the flow, he’ll tell you what he wants.  That’s all she needed to hear, the go ahead from mom.  He won’t leave her alone, now.  It’s not hard to understand, sexy chicks who eat ass get a ton of play.  That’s just how it is!

 

Sexy Women Masturbating on Webcam for Christmas

Sexy women masturbating

I know there are all kinds of guys out there who will be alone for Christmas, so I set up a webcam session with my sisters so all of those lonely men can hang out with some sexy women masturbating with each other while they’re all by themselves over the holiday weekend.  We all like pleasing pricks, we always have.  Knowing guys are jacking their junk while they watch us play with our pussies is so hot, we’re going to stuff ourselves into our stockings and let it all out for everyone who wants it this Christmas!

I have it all planned out.  We’re going to start off with some eggnog, bourbon always helps to lubricate our sex drives.  Once we’re tipsy enough, the clothes will start to fall off for sure, so then it’ll be time for our topless gift exchange!  We’ll give each other presents and open them for all of you guys and you bet your sweet ass they’re going to be sex toys.  That is the reason for the season, after all!  We’ll unwrap them and will all have a good chuckle at the thought of using them, I’m sure.  After the unboxing is done, the bawdy amusement will turn into  sexy curiosity really quickly and we’ll get busy playing with our new stuff and figuring out how to use them on our hot and horny ho-ho-holes!

If you don’t have anything to do for Christmas or if you’re just tired of having super wholesome holiday time with your family, come hang out with me and mine online.  We’ll be turning out and tearing up our tight twats with our new toys all day long, it’ll be so much fun!  I can’t wait to see what presents they get me, I know they’ll pick out the perfect toys for my hairy wet pussy.  This is going to be so much fun, I love Christmas!

 

Hot and Sexy GFE

Hot sexy woman

 

You don’t have to worry about finding a hot sexy woman to make you feel good after a long, hard day.  You already found her, Babe.  I want to touch you so soft and sweetly that you’ll never want to look for another kinky lover, ever again.  If I can make you cum with just my voice and some loving touches then just imagine what I can do once I bring my moist and tender twat into the mix.  I’ll juice your junk and have you basking in post coital bliss before you can say “I had a bad day.”

Things are tough all over, finding a hot female to fuck shouldn’t be a chore.  I put myself out there and let all of the men who sniff my way know that I’m the woman they’ve been looking for, no matter what they need from a chick.  I don’t think I have to tell you that you can stick your prick in any of my holes as much as you want, that’s the overall vibe I try to exude.  You might not know that I’m an excellent conversationalist and a wonderful listener.  I’ll help you deal with all of the bullshit from your daily hustle and bustle as we wind down from our fun filled fuck sessions.  If I start talking too much then just jam your cock back into my mouth and shut me up, simple as that! 

What do you need, Babe?  I can do whatever you want and then some.  GFE phone sex in my world is super supportive and sexy as hell.  What more does a lonely guy need?  I will stimulate your body and mind and leave you with a whole lot to think about.  Full disclosure, I’m not the kind of woman you want to bring home to meet your folks.  Your mom would hate me and your dad would try to bang me, that’s how it always goes.  Plus, I’m not a very good cook.  I can order take out with the best of them, though!  If you can deal with that, I’m the only sexy ass woman you need.

 

Ego Boosting Girl’s Night

Small boobs

All of my friends’ teen daughters were so upset that they have small boobs that they had a chat thread together about all of them saving up the money for fake tits.  My girls weren’t in it, they love their bodies how they are.  I taught them from an early age that they’re absolutely perfect and that guys will want to be with them and do things for them no matter what and to just enjoy the ride.  My friends apparently didn’t raise their girls in as open of a manner, so they came to me, their naughty sex therapist neighbor and creamy teen loving confidant, to help them out.

I’m glad that they did, girls need to have a positive self image, especially in this day and age.  There’s a lot of brainwashing that goes on in our society and girls think that, if they don’t look a certain way, they aren’t attractive or useful for anything important.  So, I invited all of those beautifully budding little bitches to my place for a girl’s night sleepover so I could impart some wisdom and spread a little pussy empowering positivity to all of those future sophisticated hotties.

It was a great, slightly sleazy slumber party that I’m sure helped my mammary loving message sink into their pretty little heads.  The very first thing we all did was strip out of our tops and freed our titties.  Nudity is natural, boobs are amazing, that’s the message I wanted to send.  They didn’t need any enhancements, I think their ta-tas were absolutely terrific.  They all looked great and felt so soft yet so firm all at once.  I’d kill to have my teen tits back, they were legendary to say the least.  Anyway, we all sat around feeling each other up and talking about life and boys for hours.  I’d slip a life lesson in now and then, but it was mostly just laughing and fondling, real girly stuff.

Of course you aren’t going to get a bunch of teen girls together and make them rub on each other’s racks and expect them to not get horny, that would be ridiculous.  When they finally laid down with each other to go to sleep, some of their hands went from friendly nipple twisting to naughty clit flicking, naturally.  Getting to watch a room full of newly aware, evolving little teen girls go to town on their chum’s cum tunnels and knowing I am the one who gave them the courage to do so is such a life reward.  I love doing good and helping out any girl or woman who might need a little ego boost, that’s just how I am.  If I need to get it done with a naughty sleepover with some soon to be sophisticated sluts, then so be it.  They’re really sexy chicks and they need to know it!   

 

Best Friend’s Strawberry Flavored Snatch

Shaved wet pussy

Oh my God, I love eating my best friend’s shaved wet pussy so fucking much!  Her sexy slit slime tastes just like tangy strawberries, I could munch her box for hours and still want more.  If you had the chance to sample her snatch then you’d know what I mean.  A little sweet, a little tart and a whole lot of deliciousness!  I hope my girl doesn’t mind that all I can think about doing is going down on her when we’re hanging out.  If she does, I don’t give a damn!

I know I like it when one of my friends tells me to pull off my panties and sit my big ass and perfect pussy right on their face.  What’s not to like?  I can grind my gash and booty hole all around their mouths and noses and coat their faces with my fuck flap snail trail as much as I want.  My favorite thing is spreading my ass cheeks and letting them slap down onto their face as they’re digging in with their tongues.  Lets them get in extra deep!

I can’t help myself, whenever I’m with my best friend I find every excuse I can to get into her pants or up under her skirt so I can taste her fantabulous twat!  One little lick of her delectable dick draining cum ditch and I know you’ll agree, her cunt juice tastes just like strawberries.  I’m not kidding.  Just be careful when you’re chowing down on her chowder loving clam, her sexy legs will quiver and shake and slam shut right on your head when she cums.  Hope you’re ready for it! 

 

Costume Contest with BDK

Cocksucking phone sex

 

On Halloween, I had a hell of a cum covered, cocksucking phone sex time judging a costume contest with my favorite daddy, #thekingofallkings, BDK, and a couple of his other favorite floozies.  That’s right, I spent the evening at the club picking which whore had the hottest, sluttiest get up with the man in my life worth the most money and two of his hottest white honeys, LeXXXi and Shyanne, and all of the other thirsty thots around us were jealous as hell.  You could tell, it was all over their faces just like BDK’s jizz was all over ours.

He was all dressed up in his jersey and special made, silk compression shorts, the best costume ever for a super bowl champ with a 13.5 inch black power cock!  The two white bitches and I were his hot cheerleaders in black skirts and pink tops with a big BDK patch prominently displayed on our titties.  Of course, mine was the biggest.  My boobs are way bigger than theirs were, my world class ass, too.  It’s cool, they were still fine as fuck and craved Big Daddy’s big ol’ dick as much as I do.  That’s all that mattered to me and to Big Daddy King.  As long as he’s happy, that’s all I need.

We watched all of the trollops prance and gallop around the dance floor as Big Daddy told us about some of the big dollar deals that he’s been making.  Hearing about a huge of haul of #125million will make any pussy start dripping and ours were no exceptions.  As we commented on all of the slinky sleazes dressed in their skimpiest costumes, asses and pussy lips hanging out, nips slipping with every step, LeXXXi and Shyanne started stroking his massive black anaconda.  I couldn’t watch for long without getting in on the action and was down on my knees right there at our table in the VIP section with his hogleg buried deep in my throat.  Shyanne wasn’t shy at all and joined me on the floor so we could both blow our main man at the same time.

Our mouths, combined with LeXXXi’s tongue in his ear, got him worked up really quickly and BDK had us up on the table, bent over and ready to be pounded in no time at all.  He’s really fast!  He took turns with each of our twats, fucking us really hard and fast from behind as the costumed crowd watched in awe.  He rammed his rock hard billionaire bone into our slimy slut holes so furiously that our table moved across the floor and out of the VIP area.  As he banged and banged and banged away at all three of us, we traveled through the crowd and to the bar.

Once the table couldn’t move anymore, Big Daddy pulled his pole out of my hole and blew his billionaire nut sauce all over our sweaty faces as we gasped for air.  The jealousy on the faces of every girl in the crowd was fucking priceless.  I wouldn’t trade reactions like that for any amount of money!  Big Daddy pulled up his compression shorts, ordered bottles of Cristal for the entire place and picked a skinny blonde dressed as a black cat as the winner of the contest.  It was a great night with my favorite, most impressive daddy with the biggest, blackest dick I’ve ever seen… mother fucking Big Daddy King!

 

Visit With My Sexy Girlfriend

Sexy girlfriend porn

 

One of my best friends flew in to visit me and my man and we filmed sexy girlfriend porn pretty much the entire time she was here!  I knew we would have a great time with her but I had no idea just how fun getting freaky with one of my closest confidants would be.  It was so freeing and easy going that it kind of blew my already outspread mind wide open!

Olive and I have been online friends for years and years, now.  We’ve toyed with and teased guys online, even done some joint webcam bean flicking for cash from strangers a couple of times.  Whatever we do on the web together, we always have a great time doing it.  I figured that if we have so much fun together from so far apart, then the fun we could have in person would be phenomenal!  I wasn’t wrong.

When we got home from the airport, I poured us a few drinks and we all started chatting.  It was a lovely conversation which soon led to a buzzed cuddle puddle on the couch.  With both Olive and I on top of him, my man couldn’t resist rubbing and squeezing both of us and all of our voluptuous parts.  The intimate petting, mixed with a good amount of loving sexy talk courtesy of my guy, quickly turned into a steamy makeout session between the three of us.  The thought of both of our mouths must’ve really turned him on because he pulled out his prick and told both of us to blow him.  I gave him a grin, I love it when he tells me to suck his cock, which he returned with a nod as he lifted his phone to face level so he could record the sloppy suck session.

Olive wasn’t shy, she grabbed his pole and started kissing and licking the head of it as she moaned with joy as though she hadn’t had a delicious dong in her mouth in years.  She treated his meat like it was a prized possession, rubbing it all over her face and embracing it like an old friend she hadn’t seen in a really long time.  I let her do her thing, she was in a groove and my man was thrilled by her delight.  It was so cute!  And, by the way we both orally handled his hog, you’d have thought that we had sucked off a thousand guys together.  We’ve always been a great team, we just work so well together.

I could tell he was a little confused when he was about to blow, he didn’t know which one of us to give his load to.  He’s such a sweet man, I just started stroking him and told him that he should cover Olive’s face with every creamy drop of cum that he could because they both needed it.  With that, he let loose a torrent of thick, hot jizz that splattered all over my bestie’s beautiful face, coating her in his sticky-sweet sex sauce.  She loved it, made her smile from ear to ear.

The spent the rest of the time she was here in an ongoing naked romp full of crazy conversations, a little drinking and light drug use and hours and hours of orgasm inducing three way sex, with almost all of it caught on camera so we could be certain to never forget Olive’s first visit.  My favorite footage of her first visit is from our sexy dance parties, but the shots of both of us on top of him riding like he took quarters to operate are great, too.  Olive’s big butt gyrating and twitching on his face as I grind my gash into him hard and fast is a cinematic masterpiece on its own.  When she screams loud and squirts so much she almost drowns him in pussy juice and I do the same all over his rock hard rod, that shit deserves an award!

I can’t wait to see Olive again.  There’s a reason we’re bosom buddies and it’s not just because we both have large boobs.  I love having so much in common with her and, now that I’ve shared the love of my life with her, we have even more to talk about.  We see things eye to eye, me and Olive, and view the whole world for what it really is… Our playground.

 

Work of Ass Sex Art

Ass sex porn

 

My big butt is absolutely perfect for filming ass sex porn, I understand why everyone wants to record videos on their phone when they’re banging my butthole.  My glorious glutes look amazing from every angle anyway, but it absolutely never looks better than it does when a fat fuckstick is annihilating my anus.  The recordings of my backdoor being busted in by a myriad of random rock hard battering rams aren’t just smutty masturbation material, they’re fucking works of art.

I love to watch the way my ass rhythmically ripples as it takes a hard pounding from behind.  The long, slow slams that let me feel every inch of cock as it slides its way from the clinching shallows of my willing asshole to the dirty depths of my ever ready rectum turn my booty into big, rolling waves.  The short, fast pumps that keep the cock head buried deep inside of my shitter while its thick base stretches out my browneye spread small and fast flowing waves all across my awesome ass.  It feels so good and it’s so fucking hot to watch!

If you ever see one of those homemade butt humping videos of mine, I’ll tell you how to know if I’m really into it or not.  Don’t let my moans and groans or squeals fool you, most of that is for show.  You’ll know if I like the onscreen sodomy sesh you’re watching if my pussy is oozing, gushing or squirting.  You see that then you know that what that stinkhole stretching stud is doing feels good, great or goddamned superb, respectively.  Whether or not my cunt juice gets flowing doesn’t affect how perfect I look on those not-quite-pro videos, though.  There’s no denying, I make ass fucking look good. 

 

Cover Us In Cum To Make Us Happy

Cum on boobs

 

Some guys love to cum on boobs, some want to blow their load on faces.  It doesn’t matter to me and my daughter where you want to shoot your juicy shot.  As long as you fuck us like we need to be fucked, you can bust your nut wherever you want.  We’ll even clean it up for you, if you want, but you have to be sure to gape us out really good, first.

We love having our hot holes reamed out by a rock hard rod, what girl doesn’t?  You have to pace yourself, we’re so sexy that you’re going to want to cream us up really quickly.  That’s fine if you have more in the pipe and can still pound away on our mommy/daughter cunt combo.  If you’re a one and done kind of guy, you’ll probably want to keep it slow and steady for a bit so you don’t rocket fire off a round of cock snot before you’re ready to be done with us.  Just sayin’, word to the wise.

If you can get over the urge to purge your sack early and keep up with us while we suck and ride and use your body to please our primed pussies, we’ll reward you with a writhing, screaming orgasm the likes of which you’ve never experienced.  Then you can cover my daughter’s pretty face and my sexy breasts with your sticky cum.  If we lick it off of each other, you’ll know that you made us really happy.

 

I Need Real Voyeur Sex

Real voyeur sex

I have to head downtown for some real voyeur sex every now and then.  Something inside of me aches to be banged out by a stranger or two while even more strangers watch and the city is the best place to find takers of both variety.  It pushes a button in me that nothing else ever does and I just can’t get enough of it.

My family gets it.  They know I’m a freak and that I just do what my body tells me to do.  It’s cool, it gives my husband and girls lots of daddy/daughter time and gives them a little break from the sexy chaos I bring around.  Plus, you never know what you’re going to get with someone new.  I wouldn’t want to bring anyone into my household that might do any damage, so I keep them at a distance when I let them as deep inside of me as they can get.

I packed up a bag this morning and got a room with a great view for the weekend.  Now I just have to find the right dicks for all of the exhibitionist sex I plan on having over the next couple of days.  It won’t be hard, I’ll start by hanging my world class ass out of the window to see if I can get any attention that way.  If not, I’ll just take a little stroll, maybe give a lap dance or two in the lobby and see who I can pick up.