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Thick And Thoughtful Phone Sex Therapist

Phone sex therapist

 

 

A lot of people don’t realize that I am a licensed phone sex therapist, they think I’m just some thick assed trophy wife sugar baby who gets all of her money from the men she fucks.  I guess the last part is kind of true, but I had to go through years of schooling to get where I am.  I mean, if you’re going to split hairs, we’re all whores to our jobs or careers, getting paid to perform a service for someone.  My career just so happens to help people get through their sexual hang ups, phobias or dark perversions while I make them cum at the same time.  Maybe I shouldn’t get turned on by all of it, but it’s not my fault that their fucked up stories make my pussy drip like a leaky faucet.  It’s psychological and shit.

I know, you probably didn’t even realize phone sex therapy was a thing.  Well believe you me, I’ve talked tons of men and women through some really tough shit.  Premature sexual awakenings, molestation that led to low self esteem and unraveling some of their most buried and repressed sexual memories so we can sift through them together.  All while lubing them up with my dripping pussy juice and stroking them off, slowly but surely, as they take that messed up trip down forgotten memory lane.

There is science behind it, I don’t just make my clients cum because I like it.  That is an added bonus, however.  To put it in layman’s terms, I replace traumatic sexual experiences with pleasant ones by way of peeling the bandage off of that past memory, digging out the traumatic old orgasms and filling in the holes with nice new orgasms.  Obviously there’s more to it than that, but you get the jist.  

Sometimes I get a client who really just needs some good pussy to get over whatever has his brain all addled with unhealthy thoughts.  We could cut down on a lot of the horrible things in society if we simply made it possible for everyone who wants or needs some sweet snatch a safe and easily accessible way to get it.  In fact, I even give a detailed, fact driven seminar on how legalizing both sex work and cannabis would drastically reduce the amount of violent crimes in our country.  I have stats out the ass, I can all but prove it!  Anyway, when someone calls me up saying they just have to get laid or something bad is going to happen, I take it seriously.

The way I see it, my therapeutic pussy has saved at least one school or church from being shot up, at least one wife from being beaten and abused by her husband, at least one college girl from being drugged and forced to take some dick she didn’t want.  How could I not love being a phone sex therapist?  I’m doing good work out here, helping people get through a whole heap of sexual nonsense with little more than my kind yet discerning ear, logical yet emotionally open mind and my slick and sticky snizz secretions.    

 

 

Double Headed Dildo Time

Sexy women masturbating

 

When was the last time you got to see a couple of sexy women masturbating with each other, skewered on either end of a double sided dildo?  Not on a porno, in real life!  If you can’t remember then it’s been too fucking long.  You can come watch me and my girls get it on with each other and a gash gouging play pecker, we don’t mind one bit.

First we have to lube it up so it’ll slide right into us, but who wants to use the gross tasting shit you get out of a bottle?  What if I decide that I want to chow down on her chinga chamber in the middle of our paired pussy pounding?  I want to taste her creamy cunt juice, not a bitter chemical concoction, so we jam it into our jaws and each push it down our throats as far as we can get it.  When we both do it, we can get it so deep into our windpipes that we meet in the middle for a gag filled make out sesh.  Throat slime is the second best natural lubricant around, next to hot pussy juice itself!

The coolest part about a double headed dummy dick is it really lets the girls get into scissoring!  Strap-on’s are great for single slot slamming but are useless in a scissor and just rubbing clits and flaps on each other gets really old, really quick.  The dual dicker plunges as far into each of us as we want it to go and bends and stretches into whatever shape our cunts need it to with just a little effort on our end.  When we get a good rhythm going we can make that snakey simulated schlong rock out our G-spots and make both of us squirt all over each other as we scissor away.

Ass to ass is always awesome with a double ender!  Actually, the hardest part is keeping either one of our asses from getting too greedy and just sucking the entire 18 inches away from the other bitch and right up into our own extra eager rectums.  Once we start bouncing our butt cheeks together, they start their own game of tushy tug of war, with the winner taking the prize of a foot and a half of fake fuck hog right into their cavitated cornhole.

You really should swing by and watch this shit, it’s got to be so fucking hot to see.  I know it’s hot as fuck to do!  I could just set up a camera and shoot the whole thing for you, but then how will you ever know how it smells!

 

Summertime Principal Pole Pleasing

 

The only guys I know who don’t like to blow a thick and chunky load all over the faces of a pair of hot and sexy chicks are fucking gay guys.  Every other dude that isn’t into dick that I’ve ever met is aching for the opportunity to cover a couple of stupid sluts with their sloppy cum.  Doctors, lawyers, politicians and preachers, it doesn’t matter what type of man they are.  They all want some steamy two face slamhole sex and will take it pretty much any time you want to give it to them.

Last night, I took my teen daughter out for a girl’s night on the town.  We went to dinner then out for ice cream and were having a wonderful time together when, just as we were enjoying our cones on a stroll into the sunset, she saw her hot principal walking out of a shop with his hands full of filled plastic shopping bags.  Just before he hopped in his ride, she yelled out to get his attention.  

“Mr. Gladfelter!” she bellowed, prompting him to turn his chiseled jaw and perfectly sculpted face in our direction.  He gave a wave and lingered outside of his car as we walked up to him licking the round scoops on top of our cones.  They made the typical teacher/student conversation that occurs when they all see each other when school is not in session.  Lots of talk about how the summer is going and if they’re doing anything fun, the type of small talk I usually find to be boring and yawn inducing.  I’d watch that man eat a whole turd, though.  He is an adonis if I’ve ever seen one.

Sexy chicks

He could tell by the way we were ogling him that we wanted to shove more than ice cream into our hungry mouths.  We wanted some soft serve man cream fed to us directly from the source, which made Mr. Gladfelter a little nervous.  My girl knows how to handle nervous nellies and gave him a seductive smile as she took her principal’s hand and started leading him around to the back of the shopping center.  

When we were safe in the privacy of the gap between the building and dumpster, we both got down on our knees and whipped that administrative wang out of his Wranglers.  We’ve sucked so many dicks together that the way we work our mouths and lips together on a thick dick and swinging ball sack is like a beautifully choreographed face fuck dance.  We know when to switch off before a guy ever even has to say anything and that made her pole packing principal really happy.  I sucked cock, she licked nuts and taint then vice versa, switching off and throwing in variations like the four lip jack off and two tongue tornado.

What usually makes men let their load loose is when we make out on the head of their prick as one of us jerks him off and the other fondles his scrote and undercarriage.  Mr. Gladfelter was no exception.  I was sucking on the head of his cock and my daughter’s tongue at the same time when he started moaning and jacking off in our faces.  He shot chunks of gooey cream all over my girl’s dumb teen face as she held her mouth open wide and still had enough nut sauce left to coat my whole face in his delicious dick drippings.

As he gained his composure and tucked his tallywacker back into his trousers, I licked his load off my daughter’s face and asked him “Are you glad you felt her, Gladfelter?”  He laughed and told me that, if I were one of his students, he’d give me a detention for that.  When school starts back up, I’m going to have to get my girl into a little trouble.  Gives us both something to look forward to for her senior year!

 

My Bro Likes Small Boobs

Small boobs

 

The young girls in my family all have some pretty small boobs, but my niece says she likes them that way because her daddy likes them that way.  I don’t get it, but whatever floats your boat, Bro.  I think the big ol’ bouncy ones are more fun to play with, but you do you!

My brother has always had a thing for flat chested females.  Maybe it’s because he grew up with me and all of my big tittied sisters, not to mention our massive mammary having mama.  Having to constantly contend with a house full of heavy chested chicks and the bowl sized cups of our bras that were always strewn all about might’ve had an effect on him.  It doesn’t matter because he treats my niece, and all of the girls in the family, like pure gold.

Latin men are wonderful lovers, probably because they start really young.  I can’t count the number of times I pushed him down and rode his cock really fast and hard while I hung my rack down in his face and pressed my nipples into his little boy mouth in the morning as we both got ready for school.  And if it wasn’t me making him drill my pussy and suck my titties then it was one of the other whores in the household.  Mama used to tell him to lay on top of her so she could smother him in her bosom as he pumped away at her cunt.

Once he was old enough to start pulling in his own pussy, the little sluts he would bring home looked like they were hiding mosquito bites in their useless bras.  To prove to us that his schoolgirl lovers weren’t trying to smuggle a couple of grapes into our home, he would strip them down in front of everyone present and put it to her like we made him do to us for years.  Of course we would join in and tease the tiny bitches and their tan skinned, tile like chests with our terrifically big tits.  Shake them in their faces and show them what they’ll never have as our little brother drove his bone ever deeper into their schoolgirl snatches.

Now that I put it like that, it makes sense that my bro likes his girls tiny and his titties even tinier.  I bet he’s glad that his one and only daughter has small boobs and didn’t take after our mama like all of his sisters did.  I know my niece is! 

 

Spanking Porn Specialist

Female domination porn

 

I make the best female domination porn movies because I really know how to let those hot little whores have it!  It’s not rocket surgery, I just dish out every bit of pain and punishment on them that I love to get when I’m being dominated by a big dicked demigod.  Plain and simple.

There’s never a shortage of blank faced bimbos and simple bitches around with whom I can set up a sexy ass slapping shoot or two.  If it isn’t my daughter or one of her slutty friends starring as the despondent damsel taking on all of my abuse then it’s one of my husband’s girlfriends or just some dumb drunk ho we picked up at the bar getting thrashed on screen for our amusement.  I got enough whores in my life on an everyday basis to dish out more bare bottom spankings and slut humiliation to last a lifetime and make enough porno to make every cock in the world cum over and over again.  That’s fucking hot!

My daughter is bringing one of her fuckalicious friends over for some filmed flogging and flagellation right now.  I hope she’s blonde.  I really like beating up blonde bitches!

 

Dirty Cleaning Services

Naughty maid phone sex

 

If you need to have your place cleaned and your cock creamed then you absolutely have to try my naughty maid phone sex services!  You can’t beat the value, spic and span living space and a drained ballsack all for the same economical price!

I’ll make your entire pad sparkle and spotless then gargle your balls while I spit shine that rock hard shaft of yours.  You can watch me zip around from room to room with my ass and titties hanging out, dusting and arranging.  There’s always something right on the floor in front of my clients that forces me to bend over at the waist to pick up, I’m sure there’s something on your hardwood, too.  Hopefully that peak at my pussy will send you over the edge and make you want to run your prick up in it, but if not, there are still other rooms that need cleaning.

If your toilet is really dirty, I might even have to clean it with my mouth.  No cleaner I’ve ever found works better on dried up shit than my god given lips, tongue and teeth.  I’ll have that commode scrubbed and polished with my pretty mouth then spin you around so I can finish the job on your dirty asshole.  You know it needs a good working over too, and maybe if I clean the source really well, the pot will stay in as pristine a condition as it can.

By the time we get to the bedroom, you should’ve already blown a load or two, but if not, I’ll make certain that all of that gooey splooge is out of you and into me before all is said and done.  Don’t worry, if it gets on the bed or floor, you know I’ll clean it up.  

 

BDK’s Altar of the Anaconda

Ebony phone sex

 

I love having ebony phone sex with my main man, the cock of the walk, the one above all, the living legend Big Daddy King!  We talk about all of the marvelous places he takes me and the amazingly raunchy things we do when we’re together.  Reliving those memories with him gets my sweet pussy just as wet as it is when he’s ramming his rock hard 13.5 inch mahogany rod deep into it!  There’s no denying that he’s the #KingOfAllKings when he’s gouging out my gash and making it gape really wide!

One time he was bored on a lazy Sunday so he sent his private jet to fly me to his place in Austin while his wife went to church.  Can you believe that?!  It must have cost thousands to do that but he had just sold some commercial property in L.A. for several million dollars and has a #120MillionNetWorth anyway, so he doesn’t give a shit about the cost of flying his favorite sugar baby out for a day of worshiping his #SuperiorBlackCock.  When you’re playing with elite level money you can pretty much do whatever you want and my BDK does exactly that!

His timing was impeccable, because apparently his full time woman had just left when I arrived at the penthouse.  It was perfect, she stays out with the church crew for hours so I had all the time I needed to make Big Daddy feel like the #GodOfAllMen that he is.  Of course he had lavish gifts for me, he always does!  After stripping me out of my clothes and covering me in his BDK brand bling, complete with the cutest belly chain I’ve ever seen, he gave me a BLM tank top, tight booty shorts and a hot pair of Red Bottoms to complete my boner inducing ensemble.  Once I was all dolled up to his satisfaction he led me into a divine room dedicated to his godlike cock.

I’ve never seen such a glorious sight!  BDK’s Altar of the Anaconda is the perfect place for me to praise and please my #BlackGod and I was more than happy to do it.  I got down on my knees and started thanking the heavens for sending me such a perfect demigod of a man, which made his giant mahogany meat get really hard.  In that little bit of time, he reamed out all of my holes in every corner of his hot ass shrine.  Everywhere I looked were pictures of him doing all sorts of things, from playing football to fucking fine females!  

He made me cum 7 times before he was done.  After he blasted his billionaire nut sauce all over my face, he sent me out the door with a slap on the ass to make certain every trace of me was gone before his lady returned home.  I hope she got what she needed in church because I know I definitely got touched by the hand, and cock, of God!

 

My Daughter’s Sexy Ass Friends

Sexy chicks

 

My daughter and her friends are some real sexy chicks with asses just as hot as mine.  In fact, if you judged us all by just our butts alone, you’d think we were all related!  They might as well be my girls, they’re at my place all the time partying and pleasing their sweet pussies, just like me and my darling daughter.

It’s well known that clothing is always optional in my household, a guideline those cum craving caramel skinned cunts take full advantage of.  They don’t wear much as it is, but walking onto my property makes them peel off their tight pants and little panties right away.  We all dance around, playing with each other’s primed pussies and perfect tits as we laugh and giggle.

We like to play a game in which we see who can slap whose ass the hardest when they least expect it.  It makes us all laugh so fucking hard, the faces we make when we’re getting whacked are priceless!  We all end up with bright red butts by the end of the night, those girls are crazy!

When they get too out of control, I line them all up and sit right on their faces so they can use all of that young energy to clean my creamy cunt and asshole with their tongues.  They’re no stranger to muff diving and salad tossing, those little bitches have been eating each other’s holes out ever since they first started having sleepovers together.  They show me everything they ever learned to do on each other and then some.  The best is when they all gang up on me and lick me all at once!

 

Suck My Pretty Piggies

Foot fetishes

 

I keep my feet looking prim and proper because I have several lovers who have foot fetishes and will only worship the prettiest feet out there.  That’s why I always keep my nails trimmed and painted and make sure my tootsies are moisturized and smooth.

I want my pussy pleasing pals to fondle and lick every last one of my little piggies and tender soles like they are the source of life itself so I treat my feets extra special to ensure they are always ready for some bipedal praise.  Weekly pedicures are obviously a must in my world.  Yeah, I’ll doll my lower digits up myself if I have to, but it just feels so good to let a professional pamper my pads.  Plus, I have a sugar daddy who gives me extra spending cash just so I can get it done so I’d be stupid if I didn’t!

Every good lover knows that you don’t just pound away on a slippery snatch if you want to make a woman cum, there are tons of erogenous zones on our bodies that need stimulation, too.  Feet get overlooked a lot, but I promise you that you’ll get your woman to squirm and squeal with delight if you suck her toes and lick her soles while you ream out her holes.  I bet you’ll thank yourself when you do, I know I will!

 

BDK’s Erection Dedication

Exhibitionist sex

Leave it up to my Big Daddy King to take me to the highest heights imaginable and turn me the fuck out with some hot exhibitionist sex!  He always knows exactly what to do to make my sweet pussy drip with excitement, but I just got back from a special alumnus dedication in his honor at his old alma mater, East Carolina University, that made my tight twat hornier than it’s ever been!  The way BDK treats me always makes the other hotties #jealousmuch, but the fact that The Living Legend chose me over all of his other sugar babies to escort him on such a special day made everyone who saw us together green with envy.  

It was BDK day at the university and they erected a giant stone statue in his honor and of course there was a huge gameday crowd to celebrate!  The moment they unveiled it I dropped to the ground and started worshiping it right beside my man.  It was a magnificent, marvelously crafted marble representation of The King of All Kings, my sweet chocolate Big Daddy King.  Everyone marveled as I latched on and dry humped his leg and gave his stupendous stone likeness the full attention it deserved.  We didn’t care, BDK just told them all “#Donthateappreciate!” and pulled out my gigantic titties to play with in front of everyone.

I got so turned on that I just had to get his superior black cock into my tight little pussy and BDK knew just where to take me so I could get the 13.5 inch anaconda I needed.  He led me to the penthouse overlooking the stadium so he could pound my gushy gash on the balcony to the roar of the crowd.  It was the best!  He wailed away on my cunt as I squirted and spurted all over, with every hot sticky stream of my flying fun juice accentuated with a cheer or applause from our audience below.  

Big Daddy King wanted to blow that billionaire nut sauce of his all over me so he carried me over to the bed where I had the pleasure of praising his perfect peen, making every inch of his thick mahogany man meat feel like it’s the only inch of cock in the whole world.  I took my time, using my mouth and hands to massage his black fuck stick for a long time before I got on top of him and started riding again.  I pulled out my phone and started a live stream for all the haters and lovers alike, we wanted everyone to see us fucking like animals in this high class penthouse.  They loved it, each and every one of them.

When he was ready to blow, I hopped off of that gigantic dong of his and blew him until he fired off the thickest, juiciest load I’ve ever had the pleasure of rubbing all over my perfect titties.  There was so much jizz that it covered the lens of my camera!  I’m sure the haters loved that, too!