Do you need cuckold phone sex therapy? If you have a small dick but think you are God’s gift to women, you clearly need help. I met a man in total denial of his pin dick last night. Usually, the men bragging about how much money they make and what kind of sports car they drive are overcompensating. That might work on a young girl, but mature sexy women see right through that shit. I called him out. He tried to get sassy with me, even called me a carpet muncher. I made it clear to him that I would eat a million pussies before I would suck one little dick. He kept telling me and my girlfriends that I couldn’t handle his package. I called his bluff. I told him to show us this beast of a dick he was claiming to have dangling between his legs. It was worse than I expected. All we saw was hair and balls. Perhaps with a weed whacker, I could have seen some semblance of a dick, but when you are all hair and nuts, you are a loser with a capital L. My girlfriends and I snapped pictures for Snap Chat. None of us could believe the bravado this loser had. When he tried to pull up his pants, one of my friends grabbed his hand and pinned it behind his back. She is a self-defense instructor, so she has moves like Chuck Norris. She paraded him around the club for all the ladies to see what this big talker really had between his legs. He couldn’t handle the small dick humiliation. He just kept calling us all tuna bumpers and other lesbian insults. I kissed my girlfriends and fingered their pussies in front of him, so he knew I would take pussy over his loser dick any day. I think he left the club crying. I was too busy munching on pussy to notice.
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Cuckold Phone Sex Humiliation
Naughty neighbor phone sex
I love getting the wrong mail! I think my mail man does it so that he can hear the gossip around the neighborhood of how I went and gave someone their mail and ended up fucking them. The mail mans cock is always throbbing hard for my holes. Well, anyways I went ahead and received some mail for three different neighbors. I started with the one closest to me first. I knocked on his door, lucky for me his wife is not home. I went inside and gave him his mail and of course we got to talking and then, there was actually not so much talking at all.
I got naked and laid on the ground and told him to come dangle his cock into my mouth. I spread my lips open and wrapped my tongue and cheeks around his cock. He starts fucking my face, while his balls beat against my chin. I pinched my nipples and rubbed my already soaked pussy. That sloppy cock was finally ready to fill me up and penetrate me. I spread my thighs and guided that cock into my pussy. I took him all the way in me. I wrapped my legs around me as he beat his cock inside of me.
I am going to get that hot cum to shoot all over my face and tits once he is done. I am so excited cause I have two more hot fucks to go do after. Maybe I should be a mail woman and I get all the hard dicks I want. I could make them sign for a package and then give them every single one of my holes to fuck deep and hard.
Men These Days
If you can’t buy me a fucking martini and have a decent conversation with me then just fuck off.
What is wrong with these men that have small dicks and can’t keep up with a woman like me ? If you can great, lets chat and have some fun. When I get off work I enjoy a nice book , wine and some great head but I haven’t had any in a little awhile. Is this the generation where men think they have it all figured out they don’t have to put any work in? I get off to my callers more so then the real thing. I guess someone will eventually prove me wrong right ? Who knows if not It’s great I have phone sex might as well fuck my self for now.
Phone Sex Therapy with a Dominant Woman
Phone sex therapy is very popular. Losers, sissies, submissive slaves and cuckolds need someone to talk to because they have wives who just don’t understand. I spoke to a career submissive t his morning. He is married to a wife who will role play with him in bed, but as soon as she leaves the bedroom, she is back to traditional husband and wife roles. I honestly don’t understand why women who have submissive husbands don’t exploit them. If I was married and my husband begged me to have power over his life, I would run with it and enjoy it. Many men are weak and submissive. They need a woman to control all aspects of their lives. As a phone sex therapist, I advised him to seek a mistress. If your wife won’t exploit you, a mistress will. I love blackmailing my callers, forcing them to tribute me when they expose their dirty little secrets. But as a phone mistress, I am limited in what I can do. I will help subby men find mistresses in their area. Some men should not be married to weak women; women okay with traditional marriage roles. Fuck tradition. If you are with me and you are a submissive bitch, you are getting pegged in the ass daily. You are doing all the housework. You are paying all the bills that are in my name. I am not a weak woman. I have never fit the traditional wife role which is why I am twice divorced. I am a wife in charge kind of woman. If you are a natural submissive, I will exploit the hell out of you. You will tribute me. You will eat my ass and my pussy. You keep my house clean. You will pay for sexy outfits for me to wear when I fuck real men. You will give me control over all your finances. You will submit mind body and soul. Think you could handle a dominant woman like me?
Worthless
I took your ball and tied some sowing thread tightly around them, to cut off the blood circulation. I also took some clothes pins and attached them to your soft shaft you have on that tiny dick. I figure your little itty bitty dick can give no woman or man any pleasure so why do you need that between your legs. That thread will stay there until those grape size balls fall right off. And you better get better with your tongue if you don’t want me to take thread and tightly bind that too. The only reason I still keep you around is for your money and your ability to do women’s bitch work so fucking well. Other than that I have not found anything else you are good for.
Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy
Cuckold phone sex is what I enjoy the most. Making fun of your tiny equipment that couldn’t satisfy a Barbie doll is so much fun. I tease guys in my personal life incessantly about their tiny dicks; especially the losers who want to bang me but don’t pass the length requirement. John is a teacher at my school. Outwardly, he looks like a catch. He is handsome and gainfully employed. He is divorced, but dates. He is a serial dater. He knows I am a sex therapist. He came to me months ago for some personal advice and direction. He wanted to know why he can’t get a woman to commit. I knew that if no woman was wanting to be in a relationship with him there was something I was missing. I would have dated him if he was not a teacher at my school. I will fuck the students, but the faculty is off limits to my pussy. What is that saying about not shitting where you eat?
This sexy babe is smart. Intra office relationships only cause turmoil. I had dinner with John to tell him we could only be friends. He was cool with that, but he still wanted my help in finding a long term girlfriend. I asked him the tough question. How was he in bed? He admitted what he lacked in length he made up for with enthusiasm. I knew what the problem was when he said that. Women want size: length and girth are important. Since he was in the friend zone, I had him show me his dick. It was a baby dick at best. The tiniest thing I have seen on a full grown man. He was not happy with my brand of tough phone sex therapy at first but understanding why women flee from you is half the battle to happiness. I have been training him to be a cuckold and a sissy. He accepts now that he will never be the romantic lead in a woman’s life. The best he can hope for is to be a sissy or cuckold. Do you need help understanding your role in a woman’s life?
Whiny Little Slave Boy
I know you are a nothing but a whiny little slave boy. Can only get off with humiliation and degradation. Your little boy size dick is barely noticeable. And your tongue has no fucking skill. You haven’t a clue on eating good pussy. But you are great at being the housemaid and cook. You are fabulous at being at my beck and call. And when I need a good footrest your back with a nice plush pillow is very comfortable. And the very best part of you is your money. My bills need to be paid. And I want my weekly shopping sprees. But the rest of you is nothing but the dirt beneath my high heels. You are the scum I allow in my life. Be grateful, when I find better scum you will be out on your ass.