I love being a phone sex therapist. I get to talk to a variety of losers. I see a variety too during my office hours. A colleague asked for help off the record. I knew that meant he didn’t want me to take notes. He thinks his wife is cheating on him. Usually, if a man thinks his wife is cheating, she is because men aren’t as suspicious or as observant as women. Men and women, however, cheat for different reasons. Women either have asshole men and seek affection and affirmation from a different man or they just want a big dick. Men cheat because monogamy scares them, and they are horny toads. My colleague is a good man. I know he could fuck any hot coed he wants, but he doesn’t. He loves his wife. She is way out of his league. She married him I am sure because he is tenured, handsome and a decent guy. I had to ask him about his dick size. He told me he was a little bigger than average. I feared he had no clue what average was, so I told him to show me. Maybe he was average for a Ken doll. He was not average for a man. He was not even average for a boy. He had a micro penis. I had to give him some small dick humiliation. Of course, his wife was cheating on him. Hell, he was so small, a 4-inch cock was twice the man he was. I told him let her cheat. Let her get what he clearly can’t give her. I talked to him about the benefits of being a cuckold husband. There are some pitfalls, but ultimately, being a willing cuckold is the only way to save a marriage. When I got home, I hit up his wife on Facebook. I need to make sure she is not fucking a 5-inch cock. That woman is a hot. She deserves 10-inches or more.
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Some Men are Meant for Cuckold Phone Sex
Cuckold phone sex is what some men just deserve. I have this new neighbor who has been chomping at the bit to get into my panties. He is a handsome bachelor in his mid-30s. Good looking, has a nice sports car and a nice bank account based on the way he dresses, where he lives and what he drives. I am a mature woman, however. I have my own money, a nice house and a mid-life crisis sport’s car too; so, all I need from a man is his big hard cock. I am a perverted voyeur. I have been spying on him for a few weeks now. I need to know if a man is worthy of my pussy or not. I know he doesn’t have the kind of cock that I need or want. I was in a bitchy mood yesterday. It was Easter and my holiday meal plans fell through. I thought I could at least have dinner with Russell my horny neighbor, but not fuck him. But the moment I texted him about dinner plans, he sent me a dick pic. I didn’t need to see his average dick. It pretty much ruined my appetite. I am a sexy woman. I can get better than average cocks. I know I deserve better than 5 inches. Most women do deserve more. I went over to his place, stripped naked and cock teased him. It was more like small cock humiliation than teasing because I was telling him he could never fuck me as I played with my pussy. I didn’t get an Easter meal, but I did get my point across. I doubt my neighbor will be trying to fuck me anymore. His ego was bruised. He is the kind of man you cuckold. He is not the kind you fuck.
Great Blowjobs From GF’s Daughter
The hottest thing to me sometimes is hearing about those desires to have a girlfriends or wifes daughter flashing her tits for you to jerk off, or the way she gives such great blowjobs while spreading her legs and revealing how she is not wearing any panties. The idea of seeing that tight young pussy and those pristeen perky titties while you tug away, hearing about how excited it gets you and the way I instigate the cum out of that cock teasing you about her hot little body and that mouth open waiting for that load. What I find hotter is how you set yourself up for getting caught jerking off by a daughter and inviting her in to help.
Your Obsessed
So you practice a rather compulsive love of internet porn and spend hours jacking off, edging and getting high. Some will try to convince you that it is unhealthy and treat you like you are cheating. Well, watching porn, jerking off and getting high are not cheating, even if you call a ton of Phone sex girls to get off with, you’re still not cheating. Sometimes your lover just isn’t doing it for you all the time. Well, of course your lover can’t fulfill all those kinky desires, especially if you begin to have fixations like those of big black cocks fucking young sweet pussy, or big tits jiggling around that cock… maybe your lover is flat chested and you get fixated on these porn actresses with DD or greater sized breasts and need to see them wrapped around a cock and really titty fucking it good.
I am here to console you, assist you and let you know it’s all good. You are welcome to invite me to join in on these perversions of yours so I can adequately help you. But you must know, well, I will only be able to play accomplice in this addiction as I have a bit of an addiction myself. I love to masturbate to porn, all kinds really.