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Phone Sex Therapy for Cuckolds

phone sex therapyHe needed phone sex therapy badly. His wife has been cheating on him a lot longer than he thinks. Wives always cheat long before their loser hubbies catch on. Denny’s tale was not unusual. I hear it over and over from cuckold men who have no clue they are being cuckolded. Wife suddenly going to the gym or yoga daily but wears make-up. Wife suddenly interested in her appearance. Wife never has time for sex. Wife showers when comes home from the gym but isn’t in gym clothes. Wife suddenly secretive with her phone and seems to be texting a lot more than usual. The first thing I ask any caller with a story like this is how big is his dick. I really should phrase it like, “how small is your dick.” Almost every man with a cheating wife has a small dick. The few that have a nice size cock, usually have dick issues that require a little blue pill and a 2-4 hour window to see the benefit. Guys amaze me in their stupidity. As women mature, things like dick size and timely erections mater more to their sexual pleasure. Guys with cheating wives have three choices: ignore it, divorce her or be her cuckold. I recommend the later every time.  Being a cuckold is the best option for men with tiny dicks. At least you can watch and participate in your wife’s sexual exploits. Chances of you finding another lover are slim. If your own wife doesn’t want to fuck you, why would a stranger?  As a phone sex therapist, I help men like Denny understand their options and make the best choice. If a man loves his wife, he should want her sexual happiness even if that means she must fuck other men. Don’t be a double loser by being an asshole who doesn’t want his woman sexually satisfied.

The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex calls require honesty. I am a blunt woman. Guys call me to tell me about their problems. I listen to men whine about not getting laid. If a guy isn’t getting laid by his woman something is up and chances are it is not his dick. Karl called me this morning with the familiar story of how him and his girlfriend never have sex after he takes her out for a fancy dinner. They have been dating for months now. They had sex once, but since then she has excuse after excuse for why they can’t fuck. She is happy to drain his wallet but not his balls. I asked the tough question. I asked him how big his dick was and if it got hard easily. Old Karl has a four-inch cock. He even added a 1/4 to his dick size. Now that is desperate to sound big. Come on Karl. You have a small dick and you are dating out of your league. A hot sexy woman of any age can have just about any man she wants. She sure as hell is not going to settle for a man with 4 1/4 inch dick. Men make the mistake of thinking women owe them something for taking them out. I owe you nothing but a thank you for showing me an enjoyable time. If you are spending lots of money on a woman and not getting any action in return, ask yourself, “is my dick bigger than 7 inches?” If the answer is no, there is the problem. Buy yourself a pocket pussy and consider dating less attractive women. The hot girls will go out with you, but they are fucking other men. You are a free meal, someone else is the good fuck. Consider that some free phone sex therapy boys.

My Hobby is Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is a hobby for me. For decades I have been shaming small dicks. Too many women won’t tell a man the truth. I am not afraid to deny a guy with a small wiener access to my pussy. I will not lay there like a dead fish counting ceiling tiles until it is over. I won’t fake illness or lie to get out of fucking a man who doesn’t meet my standards between his legs. I am not a ball buster, more of a wakeup call girl. I tell men what they need to hear. What they should have heard from other women. I met Aaron at a party over the holidays. At the time he was in a relationship. We clicked and have been texting. I won’t be the other woman. I demand to be front and center. Once he severed his relationship, we went out. It was a wonderful date. The second date, however, was a disastrous. I was ready to fuck, so was he; but when he took his pants off I saw his small cock. This handsome, educated and great guy had a micro dick. I just couldn’t fuck him. It was a major disappointment. He needed some of the phone sex therapy I give my callers. I like Aaron. He is everything a man should be, accept endowed. I told him we could date, but we could never fuck. He never met a woman like me before. He was in for a treat. I talked about cuckolding him. He was unfamiliar with the term. I guess his prior girls just went through the motions because he is handsome and wealthy. I won’t sacrifice my sexual pleasure for a small dick. After a couple hour debate, he succumbed and ate my pussy for an hour. Men with small dicks have some purpose in my life.

It was supposed to be a hot threesome

2 girl phone sexGwen and I were supposed to be getting together to have a hot threesome with a really sexy guy but the night didn’t end the way we thought it would that’s for sure. We went out to dinner and had some wine and both of us were really getting into it cus the guy was so hot! He had a great body and seemed real manly, like the type of guy that could definitely handle two women. Well, once we got back to the hotel it was a whole different story! He took off his shirt and we were like mmmmmm nice chest, nice stomach… then he took off his pants to reveal the smallest cock we had ever seen. Seriously this this was definitely a micro penis, like it was barely more than just a tip! We took one look at that pathetic lil nubbin and just started dying laughing. We asked him if he seriously thought he was gonna be able to fuck us with that and he just hung his head in shame. Well, good thing we were prepared for anything, me and Gwen fucked each other with a big strap on dick and made the lil cucky watch. Oh well, the night didn’t end how we thought it would but it was still fun!

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Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best.  Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.

Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is something a cock size queen is good at giving. I did a call with a guy yesterday who was so small it was like his dick was invisible. It was a micro penis. A turtle hiding in its shell. He sent me pictures. It was hard to contain my laughter. I have seen small dicks, but I think this was the smallest dick I have ever not seen. It was so small I couldn’t see it with cheaters on. I had to share the photos with my fellow phone sex sluts. They all got a good laugh. Then we talked about how sad it must be to be him. Girls don’t want to fuck him. They don’t want to marry him either. He knew he was small. He was self aware at least. I asked him why he was calling. He likes candid women. He didn’t need phone sex therapy. He knew he had a micro dick.  He just enjoyed the laughter of a sexy mature woman. When you have a micro dick, you don’t have many options with the ladies. You can be a cuckold. You can be a sissy. You can be entertainment. Do you have a micro penis? I could us another good laugh.

Beg To Worship Me

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So there’s this guy who I often pass off my papers too. He’s never complain and does whatever I want him too when I ask. He’s a totally nerd even fit with those big rimmed glasses all I have to do is smile and hand over what I need him to do. Well today things didn’t go over how they normally do. I went to his dorm and knocked on the door until he came to answer and I started talking to him letting him know what I needed and being adorable. He stops me mid sentence “What do I get?”. He actually asked me, he was shaking so much I was surprised he didn’t faint. “What do you want?” I asked. “I want to touch you…just a little bit” he basically mumbled. I pushed him, and he fell back onto his ass. I entered the room shutting the door behind me. “You want to touch me?” I mocked as he stared up at me startled. “What makes your hands worthy enough to touch me? What makes you worthy enough to even be in my presence?” I hissed at him. “Please” he whined. “Please” I repeated “Please, Please, Please” I started to sing over and over again. “Your going to have to say that and a lot more to convince me to let you lay a finger on me. Unworthy scum”.

You Can’t Fuck Me But You Can Watch

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If you think you’re getting a taste of this sweet little honey pot you’re sadly mistaken. I can tell you have the tiniest cock. You can try and overcompensate for your shortcomings with those big muscles but you’re not fooling me. You’re trying to make up for the fact that you have a small dick that could never make me cum. I’m a total size queen and I only fuck with guys who have really big thick cocks that stretch me out and pound me. I like to play naughty little games of tease and denial with you. I’ll make you think you can fuck me but you can’t. If you’re lucky, I might let you watch me cum all over a nice BBC. That tiny cock will fucking love it. I know you’re jealous that you’ll never feel the inside of my pretty pink fuck hole, but I’ll let you clean it out after he fills me up with his load. I’ll make a good use out of you. I cum so hard when I get fucked by a big black cock but my pussy will fucking squirt that cum all over your face when I grind my cum filled pussy on your tongue. I fucking love letting little dick bitch boys clean me up!

Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is enjoyable to me. I am not necessarily a ball busting bitch, but I do love shaming little dicks. Older women don’t take any shit. We also don’t take any small dicks in our pussies. I was enjoying a night out with my girlfriends last night. We were at a wine bar. When this loser wouldn’t go away, he turned our place into a whine bar. He started calling us stuck up bitches. He was an annoying fuck. Horny men are the worst. They are ruled by their hormones and say and do stupid stuff because they want to fuck. This guy had no clue he was out of his league. He wasn’t tall. He wasn’t handsome. And, he was apparently broke because his card declined when he bought us a round of drinks that we had refused earlier. No amount of booze makes me blind to a man’s major short comings. There was no way this train wreck had a big cock. He kept saying big things come in little packages. He had little man syndrome. Often, short men have big egos and short tempers to overcompensate for their short stature. When I hit my limit of his annoying ass, I told him to put his money where his mouth was. If he had a big dick, then I demanded to see it. He pulled it out and we all laughed.  My girlfriends put on their glasses and still snickered, “Where’s the beef?”  We couldn’t even call the cops on him for indecent exposure because we couldn’t see anything! He was not handling the barrage of small dick jokes well.  He asked for it, just like some of my callers. I mean, if you have a dick smaller than 5 inches, you better check yourself before you claim to have what sexy hot women need.

I’ll Make A Cum Loving Sissy Out Of You

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Little dick boys that try to take me home are in for a night a sissy humiliation. I love how they take a girl like me home and actually think I’m going to hook up with them. It’s such a disappointment when that take their pants off and this tiny said little thing flops out. I can’t even cum with that thing. I mean, my dildo that I use is fucking huge and your itty bitty clitty isn’t going to do anything for me. Shit, my fingers might be longer and thicker than you. So, instead of fucking me you get to wear my pretty panties while I make into a sissy bitch. I’m going call up a friend of mine to come over and show you what a fucking cock looks like. I’ll dress you up and teach you how to worshi[ that big beautiful piece of man meat. Come learn your place you little sissy boy. You’ll be begging for BBC cum like a proper slut by the time I’m done with you.