I love to give Richard sissy humiliation. He is a pathetic sissy boy with a tiny white boy penis. See the cock I am sucking in this picture? Richard wishes he was half as big, LOL. I love chatting with Richard because he is such a girly sissy. Plus, he knows size matters. Richard is a black cock faggot. I think he has always been one. He admitted to me that he let a black neighbor man fuck him silly when he was just a young teen boy. How hot is that? I think many white men try to be straight. Family approval and fitting in with their peers matters so much to men at a certain age. But Richard has had a series of failed relationships. That has to do with his itty bitty clitty though. Although, he does love to cross dress. He has such a fem body, that when I saw the pictures, I thought it was one of his ex-girlfriends at first. I mean I think Richard was born in the wrong body. I think he just needs to barge out of the closest and let everyone know he is a sissy faggot who is addicted to those monster black cocks. They the only things that make him cum. Likely, the only things that made his ex-girlfriends cum too. He needs to be out of the closet. When women find out he likes to dress up in their clothes and a be a bottom bitch for a big black dildo or the real thing, they have zero respect for him anyway. It is only a matter of time before he sabotages another relationship by dressing up in her lingerie and admitting his need to be dominated by black bulls. It is only fair to the women that Richard come out of the closet and admit he is a beta bitch for black bull cock. Those women do not need to waste their time with a poser. I love being Richard’s phone sex therapist. Is he a cool guy? Yes. But he is such a pathetic little BBC loving pansy too. If he just came out of the closet, he could be a black cock faggot 24/7.
Just because I am a sexy babe does not mean I am not into gardening. It is a hobby of mine. I have some landscaping help, of course. I like getting dirty. I like working up a sweat. And I love keeping up with the Joneses by having a pretty yard. I have been slacking the past couple years with my lawn care, however. Covid made it difficult to get folks to help me, so I tried doing it all on my own. I am an academic and a phone sex slut. Lawn care and gardening are more of a hobby than a skill. But I met a handsome young Latino man recently at the gym. He was hung like a porn star too. I could see his bulge in his gym shorts. I invited him back to my place to fuck. He was a fan of my personal landscaping lol, but he was critical of my actual yard. Turns out he is a professional landscaper and gardener. He told me he would help me with my yard and garden if I would keep fucking him. Well, that was an easy decision for me to make. His cock is amazing. He eats pussy better than men twice his age. This sexy babe would keep fucking him even if he did not help me with my yard.
I want to keep up with the Jonses and I want to fuck the sexy lawn guy. He does not need to weed eat with me because I have a bald pussy. Now, my actual lawn is full of weeds. Yesterday, he showed me the secret to having nice flower beds and the secret to growing big cucumbers. He told me if I keep him around, I will not need any cucumbers. Damn, that is right. He is 12.5 inches. A big brown dick is what any mature sexy woman needs. I have needed a big dick for awhile now. I get plenty of 8–9-inch dicks, but over a foot long is something that has alluded me for almost a year. And now I get to have a big dick and a pretty yard and garden. It feels like I won the lottery. My neighborhood is liberal except when it comes to yard upkeep. I got fined last year for flowers that grew too tall. I know, right? That is some bullshit. They do not care who I fuck or vote for though as long as my yard meets their standards.
Mario is going to help this sexy babe have the best yard and garden on the block. And he is going to help me have the best stuffed pussy too. I think this is what is called a win-win situation.
I do couples therapy and often time one or both parties needs sex therapy porn. Most often it is the man. I have been working with this one couple for several weeks now and getting nowhere. The man is so caveman like in his thinking. Honestly, he thinks all marriages are about wives servicing the men like they are 1950s housewives. He is one of those #metoomovement deniers because he believes women are men’s slaves. Normally, I do not push for divorce in couples I see. But this guy is so archaic in his thinking, I am not sure I can change him. I made one last ditch effort to give him an epiphany. I had his wife come over separately. We talked about their sex lives. I needed to know how he was preforming sexually for her. It was just as I had suspected too. Small dick and a hedonistic lover. He gives her something she cannot feel and is a minute man too. He gets a F in the bedroom.
I brought in Raul. He is a 22-year-old grad student I use in my therapy sessions. He is an unimposing guy, but he has a monster cock. You look at Raul and do not see a stud muffin in the sheets. For this husband, he needed to see a man who initially posed no threat to his marriage. Raul is a geek. He is average looking. He is nice, even shy. But in the bedroom, he blossoms. He has a 10-inch, thick cock. He is very attentive to the woman’s needs. He does not shy away from eating a shaved wet pussy. He was the perfect test cock to take this unsatisfied wife for a ride. I filmed it. It was one of the best lovemaking sessions I have filmed to date. When I played it back in our last session, the epiphany that I wanted the husband to have happened. I had to speak to his ego in this case. If some nerdy little grad student could make his wife cum that hard, then he could too. I still have to work with them because the wife deserves so much more, but for now, I got him eating pussy and fucking her slowly, so he does not nut in 30 seconds or less. Baby steps with the cavemen. Hopefully, you are more enlightened.
Cuckold phone sex is my specialty. I have been a size queen for several decades now. So, I do not have time or energy for small dicks. Seriously, zero time. I blog about being a size queen. It is in my bio, yet every day some shrimp dick loser thinks he can dominate me and force his worm inside me. Like that En Vouge song, “No, you’re never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never never gonna get it…” It does not work on or off the phone. Size matters and I am not a submissive bitch. Earlier in the week, I met Carlos. He seemed good on appearances. He was buff and handsome. I hired him for some landscaping. He was smooth like butter with his lines. He was late 20s and had a thing for this sexy milf. The only problem was he thought of himself as a Lothario. I could see most women falling for his charms, but I am not most women. Charm can only go so far. Sure, you might be able to charm the pants off me, but if I discover you have a small dick, you will not get laid. In fact, you may get some small dick humiliation that you do not find so charming. Carlos would have been a good lay, but he fell short in the dick department. The problem was that he was not used to hearing no. I do not think any girl had ever rebuffed him. But again, I am not a girl. I am a woman. A woman with needs and standards. I told him he was here just for the landscaping. I flirted with him, but when he pulled out his short stack, I laughed and told him no. He tried to push himself on me, but I can defend myself well. A swift kick in the balls, and a punch in the gut sent him back outside. He has managed to control himself the rest of the week. I am a sexy dominatrix. No small dicks allowed in my hot pussy.
I love milf phone sex. I get older and my playmates get younger. That is the way it should be. I have a Ph.D. in psychology. I understand sex drives. Women in their 40s and 50s are sexually matched with men half their age and younger. I am a cougar, and I am not ashamed about it. Normally, I am not dating 20 something men; I am just fucking them. It is not because I am embarrassed to be seen with boys younger than my daughter. It is that I have no desire to be married again. I tried that twice and it did not work for me. Monogamy is not natural. Recently, however, I met a cub on Cougar Life. He is not a student. He is not in a relationship. He does not have a small dick either. He is smart, funny, handsome, built and gainfully employed. In fact, he is a millionaire and before he is even 30 too. He developed an app and sold it to Apple for a pretty penny. He kept his wealth quiet in case I wanted him for his money. I did not hold that against him. I wanted him for his stiff big dick. First couple times together were just wild hookups. Just nothing but sex. He has the energy and stamina to keep up with me. Few men do. In between fucking, we talk. Like really talk some deep shit. We laugh. We have fun. He asked me out on a real date, and I accepted. He picked me up in a limo. This hot sexy woman fucked in a limo for the first time since Prom in 1988. We went to the finest restaurant in town. It is the kind of place only the rich and famous can go too. When the waitress thought I was his mother, he kissed me. Like full on the mouth with tongue kind of kiss. Eyes were on us, but I did not care. I even gave him some quick head under the table. We went back to my place and fucked some more. I am not going to marry the boy, but I am going to enjoy him in and out of the bedroom.
I was a dirty neighbor yesterday. I made an ass sex porn with a married neighbor. This stupid virus is making it harder on me to get laid. Tinder is a bust. I am back to virtual teaching. At least it is just for a month this time. My university wants to see if a month of online classes with curb the spread of Omicron that students picked up on winter break. I have a nice selection of sex toys, but that is not something I want to do long term. My neighbor is younger than me and married but his wife is out of town with her sister for a week. I have fucked him before. He is a great lay. Plus, he loves my ass. His wife does not give him her ass. I will give him all my holes because he has a big cock. I am a sucker for a big dick. I am not submissive for one, however, and he knows that. He minds his manners as he ravages my asshole. He was happy to come over and fuck the milf next door anytime the wife is away. His cock walked through the door before he did. A week with out his hot wife meant backed up balls. She is super fucking hot, just conservative between the sheets. Me, however, I am never conservative between the sheets. I stripped naked for him because he was ready to go. He fucked my ass hard in my living room as I bent over my couch. He pounded my asshole so hard, that my tits bounced against my face. He wanted to film us. Turn our anal romp into an ass porn. I was happy to be filmed. I like knowing men want to fuck my sexy body. He came so hard in my ass too. He plans to fuck my milf ass every day his wife is gone. He is going to help me through this slump. It is going to make for some best phone sex stories to share.
The best phone sex keeps you warm on those cold winter nights. Now, I live in southern California. A cold night for me is 62. I know most of my callers would be in swim trucks for 62-degree weather. I like to think I raise the temperature of my callers. Now, not every caller gets the call they want. I am a size queen. I know what women deserve. As a therapist on and off the phone, I take the wind out of many sails. A couple came to see me this morning in my home office. One of my specialties is couple’s therapy. I love to help save marriages, but sometimes they cannot be saved in a traditional manner. Tony has a three-inch dick. His wife, Sarah, is fucking hot. Now, he is good looking. He is educated and no doubt keeps his wife living in a life of luxury. But I asked her what good is having nice things and a nice house if she is always sexually frustrated. I mean money can only go so far. This is California. No one married as long as they have been married wants to get divorced and split everything equally. Well, maybe a woman who came into the marriage with less than she would leave. Tony did not want a divorce. He would lose too much money. I gave him the best advice as a phone sex therapist. Stay married and open the marriage. Maybe not for him, but for his sexy wife. Her eyes lit up. I suggested voiding their infidelity prenup and letting her get some hung lovers. It would be cheaper for him in the long run because I told him that as long as they have been married, the prenup would not protect him financially since she never was unfaithful. She could still initiate the divorce and get half of his millions. Hot sexy women deserve sexual satisfaction. If their husbands cannot deliver that, then they should not stop them from getting some big cock on the side. Men, if you come to me for advice on how to save your marriage, be prepared for the truth. The best phone advice from me will always be for your wife to take a lover.
Sexy chicks are never lonely. Sure, I am divorced. I live alone too. I have no steady boyfriend, but I do not need one. I was married twice. I know now that I will never get married again unless my husband is okay with an open marriage. I am not the kind of woman who can have just one man for the rest of her life. Can you relate? I like younger men also. I am a cougar, and I am always on the prowl for cubs, especially during winter break from school. When I am teaching college, I have young men hitting on me every day on campus. During breaks, however, my supply of young studs diminishes. That is why I am on Cougar Life. Every woman over 40 should be on it. Sure, there are some gold digging boys on there looking for a sugar mama, but most are just horny 20 or 30 something guys who know a mature sexy babe can fuck them better than girls their age. When I was a coed, I wanted men in their 50s. Now that I am in my 50s, I want men in their 20s.
Last night’s cub was Robby. He is a 23-year-old graduate student. Not at my university though. He was cute and hung. He sent me a dick picture and I invited him over. He was sweet too. He brought me dinner. I am not interested in dating boys. I just want to fuck them. I indulged him, however. I let him play the romantic because that included an hour of worshiping my pussy. A good cunt licker gets to fuck me again. Once my pussy was sloppy wet, he slid his 9-inch, thick dick into my hungry pussy. The boy made me squirt! His dick was curved just right to hit my G-spot. I let him spend the night, which I rarely do. Once I fuck a guy, I am usually done with him. A big dick is all I need. But sometimes, I keep a lover around awhile, especially when they can make me squirt and can eat pussy like a porn star.
Foot fetishes are common. There are plenty of men like you attracted to the pretty feet of a sexy bitch like me. I love to indulge men who like a sexy pair of feet. I can usually spot them too. When it comes to foot jobs, the size of your dick does not matter. I will not let a small or even average dick fuck me. My feet, however, are less selective when it comes to cocks. Now if a guy is ugly and a tool, my feet will not touch him with a ten-foot pole. But a handsome man with a short stack, well, he can at least have the pleasure of cumming on my pretty feet. I live in California, so I can wear sexy heels and sandals all year long. I have this thing I do. I slip on some sexy open toed shoes, walk around the mall with freshly pedicured feet and entice the foot fetish dudes. A few laps around the mall, and a stop inside a shoe store, and I have my pick of the litter. David was handsome, and sophisticated. Just my type. I had no clue about cock size, but if he was too small for my pussy, he would at least leave with a foot job. He asked to buy my shoes. I can afford to buy my own shoes, but if a handsome stranger wants to pay, I always let him. When we got back to my place, I showed him my huge shoe collection. It was not just feet he loved. He had a shoe fetish too. I am a phone sex therapist; I can cater to any fetish. I modeled several pairs of shoes for him before he had a tent in his pants. I let him fuck one of my leather mules. Would not have been my choice in shoes, but I do not judge. Although he had a big cock, I just gave him a foot job. He was clearly submissive to dominant women and likely more into a foot job than fucking my pussy anyway. Not like I did not get anything out of it. I made him clean his cum off my feet and I got a couple pairs of free shoes.
Sexy chicks need big cocks. If big dicks are not around, we will play with each other before we would ever settle. Some men struggle with that though. Gina and I were out clubbing Christmas Eve. We figured we would meet some sexy out of towners down to party and fuck for a night. Neither Gina nor I are married anymore. Our offspring are grown up and on their own, so we both can slut around all we want. Not that motherhood ever stopped me from being a whore, however. Just I am less concerned now with bringing home random men because I do not have a young daughter at home anymore. We met this guy who was in town for the holidays. He was bored and looking for some fun. He was in his early 30s. Gina and I are both over 50, but age is just a number. I like younger men and so does my friend. We brought him back to my place. We smoked some good medicinal California weed and started to make-out. I share guys with Gina all the time. This guy, however, had a very underwhelming dick. In the club he was bragging about having enough cock for two cougars. Clearly, he did not know about cougars. We are cock size queens. We need big dicks. Sure, he was stiff as a board, but 5 inches was not doing anything for one cougar, let alone two. So, we explored some lesbian phone sex fantasies. I will lick a pussy before sucking a small cock. Same for Ginger. We gave him a show. He wanted to be in between us, but we benched him because his dick was not big enough. Do not feel sorry for him. Any man would be lucky to watch two sexy mature babes fuck each other. I told you I was a cock size queen. You must be big enough to satisfy me, or I am playing with a woman instead. Maybe you can watch.
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