I was a dirty neighbor yesterday. I made an ass sex porn with a married neighbor. This stupid virus is making it harder on me to get laid. Tinder is a bust. I am back to virtual teaching. At least it is just for a month this time. My university wants to see if a month of online classes with curb the spread of Omicron that students picked up on winter break. I have a nice selection of sex toys, but that is not something I want to do long term. My neighbor is younger than me and married but his wife is out of town with her sister for a week. I have fucked him before. He is a great lay. Plus, he loves my ass. His wife does not give him her ass. I will give him all my holes because he has a big cock. I am a sucker for a big dick. I am not submissive for one, however, and he knows that. He minds his manners as he ravages my asshole. He was happy to come over and fuck the milf next door anytime the wife is away. His cock walked through the door before he did. A week with out his hot wife meant backed up balls. She is super fucking hot, just conservative between the sheets. Me, however, I am never conservative between the sheets. I stripped naked for him because he was ready to go. He fucked my ass hard in my living room as I bent over my couch. He pounded my asshole so hard, that my tits bounced against my face. He wanted to film us. Turn our anal romp into an ass porn. I was happy to be filmed. I like knowing men want to fuck my sexy body. He came so hard in my ass too. He plans to fuck my milf ass every day his wife is gone. He is going to help me through this slump. It is going to make for some best phone sex stories to share.
The best phone sex keeps you warm on those cold winter nights. Now, I live in southern California. A cold night for me is 62. I know most of my callers would be in swim trucks for 62-degree weather. I like to think I raise the temperature of my callers. Now, not every caller gets the call they want. I am a size queen. I know what women deserve. As a therapist on and off the phone, I take the wind out of many sails. A couple came to see me this morning in my home office. One of my specialties is couple’s therapy. I love to help save marriages, but sometimes they cannot be saved in a traditional manner. Tony has a three-inch dick. His wife, Sarah, is fucking hot. Now, he is good looking. He is educated and no doubt keeps his wife living in a life of luxury. But I asked her what good is having nice things and a nice house if she is always sexually frustrated. I mean money can only go so far. This is California. No one married as long as they have been married wants to get divorced and split everything equally. Well, maybe a woman who came into the marriage with less than she would leave. Tony did not want a divorce. He would lose too much money. I gave him the best advice as a phone sex therapist. Stay married and open the marriage. Maybe not for him, but for his sexy wife. Her eyes lit up. I suggested voiding their infidelity prenup and letting her get some hung lovers. It would be cheaper for him in the long run because I told him that as long as they have been married, the prenup would not protect him financially since she never was unfaithful. She could still initiate the divorce and get half of his millions. Hot sexy women deserve sexual satisfaction. If their husbands cannot deliver that, then they should not stop them from getting some big cock on the side. Men, if you come to me for advice on how to save your marriage, be prepared for the truth. The best phone advice from me will always be for your wife to take a lover.
Sexy chicks are never lonely. Sure, I am divorced. I live alone too. I have no steady boyfriend, but I do not need one. I was married twice. I know now that I will never get married again unless my husband is okay with an open marriage. I am not the kind of woman who can have just one man for the rest of her life. Can you relate? I like younger men also. I am a cougar, and I am always on the prowl for cubs, especially during winter break from school. When I am teaching college, I have young men hitting on me every day on campus. During breaks, however, my supply of young studs diminishes. That is why I am on Cougar Life. Every woman over 40 should be on it. Sure, there are some gold digging boys on there looking for a sugar mama, but most are just horny 20 or 30 something guys who know a mature sexy babe can fuck them better than girls their age. When I was a coed, I wanted men in their 50s. Now that I am in my 50s, I want men in their 20s.
Last night’s cub was Robby. He is a 23-year-old graduate student. Not at my university though. He was cute and hung. He sent me a dick picture and I invited him over. He was sweet too. He brought me dinner. I am not interested in dating boys. I just want to fuck them. I indulged him, however. I let him play the romantic because that included an hour of worshiping my pussy. A good cunt licker gets to fuck me again. Once my pussy was sloppy wet, he slid his 9-inch, thick dick into my hungry pussy. The boy made me squirt! His dick was curved just right to hit my G-spot. I let him spend the night, which I rarely do. Once I fuck a guy, I am usually done with him. A big dick is all I need. But sometimes, I keep a lover around awhile, especially when they can make me squirt and can eat pussy like a porn star.
Foot fetishes are common. There are plenty of men like you attracted to the pretty feet of a sexy bitch like me. I love to indulge men who like a sexy pair of feet. I can usually spot them too. When it comes to foot jobs, the size of your dick does not matter. I will not let a small or even average dick fuck me. My feet, however, are less selective when it comes to cocks. Now if a guy is ugly and a tool, my feet will not touch him with a ten-foot pole. But a handsome man with a short stack, well, he can at least have the pleasure of cumming on my pretty feet. I live in California, so I can wear sexy heels and sandals all year long. I have this thing I do. I slip on some sexy open toed shoes, walk around the mall with freshly pedicured feet and entice the foot fetish dudes. A few laps around the mall, and a stop inside a shoe store, and I have my pick of the litter. David was handsome, and sophisticated. Just my type. I had no clue about cock size, but if he was too small for my pussy, he would at least leave with a foot job. He asked to buy my shoes. I can afford to buy my own shoes, but if a handsome stranger wants to pay, I always let him. When we got back to my place, I showed him my huge shoe collection. It was not just feet he loved. He had a shoe fetish too. I am a phone sex therapist; I can cater to any fetish. I modeled several pairs of shoes for him before he had a tent in his pants. I let him fuck one of my leather mules. Would not have been my choice in shoes, but I do not judge. Although he had a big cock, I just gave him a foot job. He was clearly submissive to dominant women and likely more into a foot job than fucking my pussy anyway. Not like I did not get anything out of it. I made him clean his cum off my feet and I got a couple pairs of free shoes.
Sexy chicks need big cocks. If big dicks are not around, we will play with each other before we would ever settle. Some men struggle with that though. Gina and I were out clubbing Christmas Eve. We figured we would meet some sexy out of towners down to party and fuck for a night. Neither Gina nor I are married anymore. Our offspring are grown up and on their own, so we both can slut around all we want. Not that motherhood ever stopped me from being a whore, however. Just I am less concerned now with bringing home random men because I do not have a young daughter at home anymore. We met this guy who was in town for the holidays. He was bored and looking for some fun. He was in his early 30s. Gina and I are both over 50, but age is just a number. I like younger men and so does my friend. We brought him back to my place. We smoked some good medicinal California weed and started to make-out. I share guys with Gina all the time. This guy, however, had a very underwhelming dick. In the club he was bragging about having enough cock for two cougars. Clearly, he did not know about cougars. We are cock size queens. We need big dicks. Sure, he was stiff as a board, but 5 inches was not doing anything for one cougar, let alone two. So, we explored some lesbian phone sex fantasies. I will lick a pussy before sucking a small cock. Same for Ginger. We gave him a show. He wanted to be in between us, but we benched him because his dick was not big enough. Do not feel sorry for him. Any man would be lucky to watch two sexy mature babes fuck each other. I told you I was a cock size queen. You must be big enough to satisfy me, or I am playing with a woman instead. Maybe you can watch.
This hot sexy woman needed to warm up this morning. My heat is out. Now, I am spoiled. I live in California, and it is not like Midwest cold, but for this area, the low 50s means I need my heat on. The problem was that my heat was broken. It was not coming on. I called a repair guy. I had to pay double since it was a weekend emergency call. The repair guy got more than cash for his trouble. He was a handsome young buck, and in uniform too. He could have been hung like a hamster, but I was taking a bet that he was endowed. He was over 6 feet tall. Good looking and buff too. If he had a small dick, that was proof to me there was no God, LOL. He was into me too from the get-go. He walked into my home, more like strutted in my home, and just told me he could warm up a sexy babe like me. He worked his magic on my furnace, then he worked his magic on my pussy. He warmed me up with his tongue first. His tongue went in and out of my pussy for a solid hour before it ever went in and out of my wet cunt. His cock was bigger than I could have hoped for too. He was about 11-inches was my guess. He should have been in porn because not only was he hung, but he was also skilled. He carried me around his waist to my bathroom. We fucked in my shower. The hot water on my back warmed me up, but not as well as his big cock in my pussy. When he left, I thought about destroying my furnace just so he would come back again. I just love erotic roleplaying and I just love a young man with a huge cock.
Cuckold phone sex is my thing. I love telling guys that they have nothing to give women. Most men who call me already know that they cannot please their wives. They are calling me for therapy. They want to know how to be cuckolds or they want to talk about their cheating wives. If you are calling me, you know what I am about, so you must know you have a small penis. Now, guys meeting me at bars do not always realize that I am a size queen. How they do not know that is beyond me. I mean look at me? I am a sexy woman for any age. I have confidence. I am intelligent too. I do not need to settle. I rarely go to bars because it is full of men who have overestimated their charm. I was in the mood for a drink and to mingle. With it being winter break, my college boys are back at home, and I have a smaller pool of fuck buddies. Even my studly neighbor is traveling and not home.
At the bar, this guy hit on me. I flirted back because he was handsome. Tall, dark, rich, educated…. Seemed too good to be true. I saw the white mark on his finger from where he hid his marriage ring before approaching me. I took a chance he had a big enough cock to satisfy me. We get back to my place, and I was thinking like that old lady in the old Burger King ads. “Where’s the beef?” He had no dick. He had a little clit. Small dick humiliation was all he was getting from me. He tried to force himself on me like I was the one to blame for his tiny dick. Big or small, a knee in the crotch brings men down equally. I gave him some unsolicited clit and ball torture, and then snapped some pictures which I sent his wife. I would have been nicer, but he tried to assault me with a toy gun lol. I took the gloves off and shamed him all over social media, and let his wife know he was a tiny dicked cheater. Well, I am sure she knew about the tiny dick part. I am a phone sex therapist. I am a dominant woman. Do you come after me with a Vienna sausage and expect me to play nice.
This sexy babe is out of school for a month. I graded my last final exam last night and turned in my grades this morning. I decided to celebrate with one of my favorite students this semester. It is not who you think either. I wanted to spend the day with this sexy coed who is hot for teacher. I sometimes have female teacher’s pets. Cindy is a cute coed cheerleader. Smart too. She never needed any tutoring or extra credit. She just acted like she did to get close to me. I wanted to thank her for all the pussy eating this semester. I took us to a spa day. Massages, facials and mani / pedis for us both. Once we were relaxed and looking prettier, we went back home and fucked. Lesbian phone sex does not happen much for me. Women do not need to call for phone sex like men do. But I get my share of pussy being a sophisticated hottie on a college campus. Cindy claims I am her first pussy and her first milf. She had an animalistic attraction to her teacher, and she wanted to explore it. Sure, I love a big dick, but a good cunt licker is always something I enjoy too. We spent an hour in the 69-position in my bed. I was enjoying her sweet box. I hummed that Harry Styles song, “Watermelon Sugar High,” as I licked her clit back and forth. He has said that song was about women cumming from oral sex. I do love a hot squirting pussy. Cindy has the sweetest box. Her ass is not bad either! I hated to see her go because who knows when I will see her again. She told me she would not be able to stay away from her naughty teacher for long. Once a teacher’s pet, always a teacher’s pet.
Sexy chicks of all ages can get dick. May not always be the dick they want, but a girl can get laid whenever and wherever she wants. Now, I am not just any woman. And I do not take just any cock either. I am a mature sexy chick. I am sophisticated and intelligent, and I am a size queen. I am good at figuring out if a guy is worthy of me with hello. It is a skill I have. My girlfriends are all jealous too. Anytime one of my friends takes home a jerk or a small dick wonder, they ask me to size up the next one, LOL. I was doing some Christmas shopping for my daughter yesterday. I ran into two college studs she knows. She went to high school with them. They stayed local for college, and my girl left the state. She is a couple years older than these boys, but I remembered them. They played football and my girl was a cheerleader. Friday night lights after parties were often at my place. The boys remembered me too. They said I was the hottest mom of any of the cheerleaders or football players. I liked knowing that. I am a sexy milf phone sex slut, aren’t I? Anyway, these boys wanted to fuck. I was sure they had big enough cocks for me. And I knew they would have the stamina to keep up with me too. They were bold. I was the milf that got away. The only mom they wanted, and I rebuffed them when they were schoolboys. That was because I did not want arrested. Plus, my daughter had a crush on one of them. I did not want her to feel like she had to compete with her sexy mom. I took those boys home and they tag teamed me all night. Fucked all my holes many times and left me full of cum. Big cocks. Working cocks. I think Christmas came early for me. It definitely came early for those boys.
This naughty teacher is almost done with the semester. Next week are finals. I will have 6 weeks off from teaching. You would think I would be happy for a break from teaching, but I will miss all those young cocks. I have had more than one teacher’s pet this semester. It was my first semester back in the classroom instead of virtual learning. I made up for lost time. Yesterday, two of my pets visited my office at the same time. Now, normally I am a discreet woman. I do not talk about other students with any student. I certainly do not share which students I am fucking with a student I am fucking, LOL. I want them to feel special. I hand pick my pets each semester based on many things. I like a young collegiate who is smart, hung, and handsome. If they do not have much sexual experience that is fine because I will guide them. As a mature phone sex babe, I have the skills the younger generation crave. I am always happy to share my knowledge and wisdom to make a boy a man. This semester I have two hunks with big dicks, who both were lacking game. I was happy to school them. Both quick studies. Natural abilities with the female naked body too. When they both showed up with gifts for their favorite teacher, I think the shock on my face said it all. I ushered them in my office and locked the door. They knew what was going on. Well, they did not know what I had planned for them yet. The porn music was playing in my head when I saw them both at my door. I have a hot pussy and a hot ass. I thought the male competition might make them fuck me harder. It sure did. They were showing off for me, but for each other too. They worked my fuck holes over something good on my big oak desk. They have come so far in their skills in just one semester. I may be sad to see this semester end, but I do get fresh studs in January. New pets to mold into sex slaves is always something to look forward too.
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