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Naughty Teacher Farah

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Do you have naughty teacher fantasies? If you were in my classroom, I have no doubt you would be hot for teacher! I like men of all ages. Usually it is younger men who are hitting on me, but every now and then, I meet a hot dad of one of my students. Last week during parent weekend, I had some chemistry with the father of one of my more challenging students. I wanted to tell this hot dad his son was a total fuck up, but I just sugar coated it by explaining that he seems a bit distracted in class.

He informed me that if his teachers looked anything like me when he was in college, he would have been distracted too.  I was flattered of course. I don’t think this one is my fault, but I flirted with him, nonetheless. Before long, we were in the back of his SUV getting better acquainted. When parents find out that I teach human sexuality, they suddenly have problems they want my help with. This parent thought he had a misshapen testicle and wanted an honest opinion if he needed to seek medical attention. Of course, I had to see his balls to make an informed decision.

I unzipped his pants to give his equipment a proper examination. His balls were not misshapen they were HUGE. Bigger than golf balls. I asked him when was the last time they were drained? Apparently, it had been so long he could not remember. I explained to him the importance of orgasms on the male body. Build up in the balls can cause a host of medical problems. It was my duty to drain his balls. And I did just that. Sucked his cock like a whore in the back of a car in a campus parking garage. It didn’t take long before he blew a load of cum down my throat. I swallowed every ounce of jizz. After he came what felt like a gallon of jizz, we inspected his balls again. They seemed much more a normal size. I am a doctor, so I am giving you the advice to get your balls drained frequently.

Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is very popular. Many men want their wives to cheat. They want their wives to cheat with big cocks. Bigger than what they have between their legs. I have two ex-husbands who I wish were like my callers. Their egos and pride got in the way of a beautiful marriage. Cuckolding saves marriages. It doesn’t ruin them, but it is hard to get both parties in agreement. I knew that I needed bigger cocks. My husbands thought all I needed was their love. My callers know that their wives can do better than them in the bedroom, but their wives don’t like the idea of stepping outside of their marriage. That is why I offer phone sex therapy for cuckold wannabees. Sometimes, a cuckold to be just needs some advice from a size queen woman. Sam has been calling me for months. When he first called me, he didn’t realize he was a cuckold. I had to help him read the clues his wife gave him. I had him watch some cuckold porn and he called me more frequently to fantasize about being a cuckold. Now, after some advice from me, he is watching his wife fuck other men. Most wives know size matters. It is just that not all wives want to cheat. It is not cheating, however, if you give your approval. If you are there while she is fucking or right afterwards, it is not cheating. It is cuckolding and cuckolding saves marriages. Let me help you be a good cuckold for your wife.

Foot Fetishes Encouraged

foot fetishesFoot fetishes are common and nothing to be embarrassed about. I had a college boy in my office hours last week who needed some therapy. At first, I thought he had some esteem issues. He could not look me in the eyes. He could not even look me in the boobs. Usually for a college boy, that is the only place they look lol. I quickly realized that it was my feet he was staring at. My pretty, freshly manicured feet were the object of his affection. He followed my feet around like he was under some hypnotic spell. I sat him down in a chair and put my feet up on my desk right in front of him. Cruel I know, but it was a test. A good phone sex therapist diagnoses the problem before treating it. His eyes glazed over as he stared at my pretty feet. I saw his posture change. He started shifting around in his pants to hide the boner my feet gave him. I let a shoe drop and he stood up. He had a tent in his pants. He grabbed my foot and caressed it. That was soon followed by kisses. I ordered him to pull his cock out of his pants. He couldn’t get his dick out fast enough. We finished our session on my couch. I was laying down with my feet up in the air giving him a foot job. He came all over my feet. Thanks to yoga, I can eat the cum off my toes. My student couldn’t believe what had just happened. Turns out he came to my office hours for extra credit not therapy. He was just a student with a foot fetish he didn’t even realize he had. Now that he does, I suspect he will get hard every time he sees pretty feet. I just unleashed a foot fiend.

A Phone Sex Mommy Therapist

phone sex mommyI enjoy being a phone sex mommy. I understand human sexuality.  Most boys have an Oedipus complex for mommy. This often comes out in therapy. I find it therapeutic to roleplay a boy’s mommy issues. I had a client over at my home practice who needed the kind of nurturing love that only a mature woman could give him. He is a closeted adult baby. I have had plenty of experience with adult babies. I can go either way with an adult baby. I can be the sweet loving nurturing mommy they likely never got when a little lad, or I can be the mean punishing and belittling mother that got them in my office in the first place. As a phone sex therapist, I understand adult babies. Some want to leave the lifestyle; others thrive as adult babies. This client doesn’t want to live the adult baby lifestyle. He is not the typical adult baby either. He has big cock. He is not a sissy; he is not even effeminate. I was able to diagnose the issue quickly. He had a strong mother. She was a ball busting bitch. You know the kind; old school mother who withholds love from her offspring. I needed to recreate some nurturing in him, retrace the building blocks of his youth. I breast fed him. I changed his diaper and I loved him. I rocked him to sleep, telling him how much I loved him. I gave him some sweet mommy love with erotic roleplaying. Sometimes all a man needs is some mommy nurturing from a surrogate mommy therapist.

The Best Phone Sex Couples Therapy

best phone sexMy best phone sex callers have huge cocks to phone bone me properly. Sadly, it is mostly small dick losers who call me for some therapy. I had a caller last night that did a call with his wife. It didn’t go how he thought it would. These things rarely do. He found out his wife was cheating on him. I had already ascertained that she loved her husband and he loved her. She was not cheating on him because there was a lack of love or emotional connection. That left cock size. Women cheat for usually one of two reasons. Either their husband doesn’t  give them emotional support and validation or the husband has a small cock. Men cheat because they can. If they can. Women can always get laid but that is not the same for men. If they have a small dick they likely can’t even cheat on their wives who are fucking other men. I provided the couple with some much needed phone sex therapy. He was not happy with the outcome because I told him his wife had every right to cheat on him. She emailed me a picture of herself and a naked one of her husband. He married well out of his league. I told him if he truly loves his wife, he would not put up a fight. She is a hot woman in her sexual prime. She needs and deserves more than a 4-inch cock. Most women do. I told him his world now is that of a cuckold. And phone sex. Most phone sex sluts will take his money and let him beat off, but his days of real pussy are long gone. His wife thanked me and told me she should have had her husband call someone like me years ago. Cuckold phone sex therapy has been saving marriages for decades.

If You Have a Great Cock, You Get Great Blowjobs

great blowjobsI say it all the time. Great blowjobs are for great cocks. Personally, when I am presented with a lackluster dick, I am not inspired to give my best head. In fact, I likely won’t give an underwhelming dick any attention. When I see a big cock, I am inspired to give it my all. I want to worship it. I want to make that cock cum so hard that the guy attached to it never wants another pair of lips on it again. When guys call me for advice, I must ask them some questions first. If I hear that a wife won’t give her husband head or her blowjobs suck, the first thing I ask is how big is your dick. When guys call me for phone sex therapy, I don’t always side with them. I know female behavior. It’s not that women are frigid or too proper. It is not that we don’t want to ruin our make-up or that we don’t like the taste of cum. It is not that we have a headache either. The way a woman responds to giving you head is based on your cock. If you have a small or average cock. Or one that has trouble standing at attention for long, you will get excuses from women. But if you have a big or unusually thick cock, you will get the best head of your life. Only tiny and broke dick losers complain about bad head. If women don’t want to blow you that is because you have a dick they don’t want to blow.

Naughty Teacher Office Hours

naughty teacherThis naughty teacher was ready for office hours yesterday. It was a special day. Not an open door but scheduled office visits from some of my hunkiest students needing extra credit. It’s good to be the queen. If I was a male professor suggesting things like trading sex for grades, the female students would be screaming #metoo. Male students high five each other because they got to bang the hot teacher and stay on the football team. My intro to Psychology class is mandatory for graduation. That means I get a lot of jocks who have to get at least a C to continue playing. Hung, teen boys can do a lot of me. I can change a D to a C for some good cock. Yesterday was all about saving the sports teams. I have some of the top players in my class and all but one is failing my. I sat on my big oak desk naked while each failing jock earned his passing grade the old-fashioned way. Not one of them was unhappy to be there either. I am a hot sexy babe and I give great head and I take cock in all my holes. Plus, I swallow and squirt. It was a busy day of “tutoring,” and I have a “hurts so good pussy” to show for it. Are you hot for teacher? I am always looking to help a young student maximize his potential.

Naughty Exhibitionist Sex with My Neighbor

exhibitionist sexI have a dirty confession. I enjoy exhibitionist sex. Being watched masturbating makes my pussy wet.  This morning, it was unseasonably warm for this time of year. I have a handsome neighbor. He is married but his wife is not hot. Now, I know some men marry for other things, but my neighbor and his wife never fuck. I can see into their bedroom. Never do they close the blinds. I would say they are exhibitionists, but they never do anything worth watching. They don’t even go to bed at the same time. I figured he was undersexed and would enjoy my show. His wife is not much to look at but I am. No man has looked away when I am playing with my pussy. I sat on my back patio, naked, with my legs spread wide, rubbing my cunt until I caught his eye. Once I did, he couldn’t disengage from me. His eyes were locked on my cunt. Mine were locked on his cock once he pulled it out and started stroking. I had no clue he was packing a big cock. His wife must be a lesbian not to want that cock. I was trying to signal him over to make a homemade naughty neighbor porn, but he just wanted to stroke his cock for me. We both came. It was a hot encounter, but I want more. I want his cock and I will get it.

Teacher’s Pet Has an Ass Fetish

ass fetishOne of my students this semester is not only hot for teacher, but he also has a major ass fetish. After the first day of the new semester, he wanted to bang my erasers and lick my ass. I always need a good ass licking. Every mature woman wants a young man who will kiss her ass. Zach is a Psych major which means I will have him in more classes over his 4-year college experience.  Normally, each semester I pick a teacher’s pet. Zach picked me. He let me know almost immediately that he wanted to worship me all semester. How could this naughty teacher say no to that? I took him for a test run on the first day of the semester. He proved he had great oral skills, so I skipped my normal process and made him my first pet of 2020. Yesterday, he paid me a visit during my office hours. I had to lock my office door and put up a “Not In” sign because I was bent over my desk with a student’s tongue in my ass. Zach takes brown noser to new level. With his tongue up my ass and a finger in my cunt, he made me squirt all over my oak desk. He may be my best pet yet.

Some Men Don’t Deserve Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSome men need small dick humiliation. Some more than others. Mike was a loser pizza delivery guy. A forty year old man with what I call failure to thrive syndrome. How many 40 year old men who deliver pizza for a living, drive an old beater car, reek of weed, live in their parent’s basement would hit on a woman like me? There was no way this loser had a big dick. He kept telling me that I could not handle him. I ordered a pizza. Nothing else. I told him to get out but he was not leaving. He wanted a blowjob as his tip. Well, the joke was on me for once. He had damn near a foot long cock. I gave him the best head of his life. I could handle his big cock because I only fuck big cock. He just caught me by surprise. I mean a man with a porn star cock could be a gigolo or porn star not a pizza delivery guy. I was  slumming fucking him, but a big dick is a big dick. He made my pussy squirt half a dozen times and he ate my pussy too. I may have a new pet project. This man is worth saving. I can help him make a lot of money because I know plenty of sexy hot women who will pay to have a cock that big in their pussy.