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Naughty Teacher Farah

naughty teacherNaughty teacher Farah is my handle in a few adult chat rooms. I should be clear that these chat rooms are for cougars and cubs. I troll them looking for young studs with big cocks to fuck. I usually strike gold too. Most of the cubs hanging out in cougar chat rooms have cocks that coeds can’t handle, and they are looking for no strings attached fucking. Last night, Robbie was hot for teacher and I was hot for his 9-inch cut cock. He wanted to go to my office and fuck on my oak desk. I am always down for some erotic roleplaying. According to Robbie, he has a teacher who cock teases him. He was living out his fantasy from his own life. I would have pretended to be anyone if that was what got that beauty of a cock hard. I blew him from my office chair and he fucked me bent over his desk. His long thick hard cock went in and out of my cunt at a fast seed. He asked about my ass. I know young girls don’t want anything up their asses, but sexy mature women we love a working cock in our asses. You would have thought I just promised him a lifetime supply of beer. He was being a great stud pounding my asshole with his balls slapping against my ass. It was another hot random encounter. Robbie is coming back another night to bang his erasers against my tight fucking ass. Are you hot for teacher?

Sexy Babe and Professor

sexy babeBeing a sexy babe is hard work! I have a brain for business and a body for sin. I am an academic. But when guys look at me, they don’t see my brains. I don’t hide behind frumpy clothes either. I am proud of my body. I flaunt what I got in sexy clothes. Guys think women are either smart or beautiful, never both. I am both. I am smart enough to teach college and sexy enough to attract young hard students. I am not teaching summer school this summer, but I am still on campus a lot because I am working on a book. I have this young stud I hired to do some errands for me. The school pays him. He is a grad student in my department. Little do they realize they are paying him for stud services. Sure, he makes some copies for me and double checks sources and stuff, but most of our time is spent bent over my big wooden desk with his cock up my ass. He has an ass fetish and I have a big cock fetish. He is the best student helper I have had yet. This book may never get written at the rate we are fucking. What do I care, I’m tenured already!

Mature Phone Sex in the Dark

mature phone sexMature phone sex women are often cuckold queens. With age comes understanding of how important cock size is. I used to not care about a guy’s dick if he treated me well. What can I say, I was dumb and young. I had not yet hit my sexual peak yet either. I want to fuck more in my forties than I did in my twenties. Last night I decided to give Tinder another try. My town is still bouncing back from a major storm that left half the city in the dark. I still had no power, so why not fuck? I kept going to my car to charge my phone. I got on Tinder and looked for a hung stud to fuck. In that past I have had issues with guys lying about their cock size, but I was horny, and I had used up all the batteries in the house on my battery operated boyfriends. I needed the real thing. I needed cum. Carl was everything he said he was and more. He had an ass fetish. I love anal sex, but for the best ass sex you want a thick cock, which Carl had. He was 25, almost half my age. He didn’t care that I was a sexy MILF. I think he preferred it. He said girls his age won’t butt fuck. Girls his age are worried about ruining their pretty pink puckered assholes. Sexy mature women just care about getting off. Carl rubbed my clit as I bounced my ass up and down his thick shaft until I was cumming all over his fingers. Damn, it was refreshing to get fucked. It was my fist cock in three days because of fucking Mother Nature. And not my Mother Nature lol. Carl was happy to fuck a milf too. He said he was tired of his hand and coeds. He stayed the night. He must have been my good luck charm because the power came back as we were sleeping. He is coming back to fuck me this weekend. I’m addicted to his cock and he is addicted to my ass.

Small Dick Humiliation in the Club

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation was what he deserved. I am in my forties. My days of praising little dicks like they are the greatest gift to my pussy are long gone. Seriously, the audacity of this guy to think he could fuck me with three inches pissed me off. What happened was that I was out with girlfriends Friday night. This loser was buying us drinks. I guess he thought that entitled him to something more than a thank you. When I went to the bathroom I guess he misread the signal. There was no signal. I had to pee from one too many Pixie stick Martinis. He followed me into to the bathroom and pulled his cock out. Erase that. What he had was no cock. He whipped out his clitty. He expected a blowjob in the john. I am not a drunk college girl. I am a mature hot sexy woman. I don’t blow clit sticks in the bathroom of clubs. Now, if his cock was thirteen inches, that is a definite possibility. But, an inch worm, no way. I laughed at his small nub. I pulled off my panties and tossed them in his face. I explained since he had a clit, he belonged in panties more than me. He had this indignant look on his face like no woman had ever laughed at his micro penis before. I couldn’t stop laughing. I took some pictures with my camera phone, so my girlfriends could have a good laugh too. Oh, my god, he started to cry like a fucking pansy. He claimed I was so mean. He was the one who had the archaic view that buying me drinks deserves head in the bathroom as thanks. Seriously loser, what the fuck? Let his experience be a warning to you. Don’t think any woman will be so grateful for martinis that she will blow your short stack in a club bathroom. I can buy my own martinis.

Phone Sex Therapist Farah

phone sex therapistPhone sex therapist is what people call me. I don’t just counsel guys who pay me. I counsel students and friends too. Earlier in the week I got a call from a teacher friend of mine. Last year he married a girl way out of his league and half his age. I was suspicious of why they got married, then I discovered she was a mail order bride. She was looking for a stable man to get her green card. He called me upset because he thinks Tatiana is cheating on him. I was just surprised to find out it took him a year to figure that out. She is a hot 22-year-old and he is a frumpy dumpy 50-year-old man with a comb over and most likely a small dick. He comes from money; he teaches because he wants too, not because he needs the income. My guess was she knew he had family money and figured she could endure anything to leave Russia. Sometimes phone sex therapy is hard to deliver. I gave him a wake-up call. I had him check her panties in the hamper. Sure enough they all had cum stains. Of course, she was cheating. She is fucking hot. The female teachers would all do her over him. He is one of those desperate love lorn men. I told him if he really loves her, he will let her have all the big cock she can handle. He can divorce her and lose the hottest woman he will ever have, or he could be her cuckold husband. Think about it guys. If your woman is way out of your league and you have a small cock, you will not keep her happy. Let her fuck whoever she wants if you can say you are married to a hot woman. If you want to be a great husband, watch her fuck a big dick. Get her ready for her play dates. Maybe get some sloppy seconds. When you call me for advice, it may not always be what you want to hear but it will be what you need to hear.

Cuckold Phone Sex

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is my favorite kind of call. Guys ask me what I am into. I am into a lot of things, but honestly, nothing turns me on more than fucking big dicks and shaming little ones. My ex-husband number two has been trying to get back together with me. Not sure why, because he knows I am a cock size queen. He thinks it was some sort of phase I went through and that with Viagra helping old dicks get hard, I would let him back into my bed. I let him back into my bedroom, but not how he was wanting. When I told him to come to my bedroom, it was so he could watch me fuck a younger stud. A younger stud with a bigger and thicker cock. I was riding Tom reverse cowgirl when Dave, my ex-husband, walked in. He started yelling about what a cunt I am and how I will never change. He stopped dead in his tracks when I asked to see if he has changed. All his new bravado, I thought perhaps he had grown a few more inches since I last saw him naked. My laugher was uncontrollable when I realized he his dick had shrunk not gotten bigger. My lover told him to put some panties on to cover up his shameful clitty stick. My ex was never good with small dick humiliation. Are you? I mean, any man, my exes included, is stupid to think a size queen would suddenly stop caring about dick size. If anything, over the years, I have become more of one. I get older, but my cocks get longer. I think my ex finally came around to accepting the fact that the only place he has in my world is as my cuckold.  Think you will learn your place easier than my ex?

Naughty Teacher Farah Loves Students

Naughty teacherBeing a naughty teacher never gets old. It is summer time, but I manage to run into students all the time at the mall and at Starbucks. One student, I keep running into. I am a creature of habit. I have a predictable routine and I think Clay is on to my routine. Over the weekend, I ran into him at Starbucks then the gym. And, he was at the dog park when I took Buster for his daily run. He acted like it was all coincidence, but I didn’t buy it. I didn’t let on that he was transparent, however. He thinks I am a sexy babe. I happened to think he is a handsome young man. My guess was that he had a big cock too. I am a cock size queen. I have learned to size men up with their clothes on. I am rarely wrong. I made the first move. I started with the “I’m no longer your teacher” speech, then invited him to my place for nightcap. He isn’t old enough to drink, but he is old enough to get head from his former teacher. He got more than head. I was right about his cock size, so I let that young stud into my pussy and my ass. I am not supposed to fuck current or past students, but I just can’t resist those teen and young 20’s studs with their hard cocks and cum filled balls. They have the stamina and the sex drive to match this horny cougar. No Viagra needed with much younger men.  I fucked my former student for hours last night, even let him spend the night. I think I am in trouble with this one. I can’t stop thinking about his long, hard cock. He is coming by again tonight.

Erotic Roleplaying in the Bedroom

erotic roleplayingErotic roleplaying in the bedroom is hot. I love naughty bedroom roleplays. I have this college boy I have been tutoring for his grad school exams this summer. We do more fucking than studying. No amount of studying will help him because he doesn’t want to go to grad school. It is his parents pipe dream, not his. He may ruin the family name by getting into porn. He has a huge cock and he is great between the sheets. He is creative too. He set up this naughty roleplay for us last night and he even brought supplies.  I was the naughty teacher and he was the bad student. I am a teacher and he is my student sort of, so it was not an extreme role reversal. The nerdy clothes he wore, and the chalk board and other school supplies made it feel more authentic. I put on a business suit to look more professional and let the student seduce me. It is hot to be the one being pursued. I love it when a student is hot for teacher. The roleplay was that I caught him cheating on a test, so I detained him after school to punish him. He ended up punishing me with his big hard cock up my ass. He bent the teacher over the desk, yanked off my panties and shoved his cock up my ass with force. I am normally a dominant mature woman, but he wanted to be in control; he wanted to own my pussy. When a guy has a huge dick that feels like heaven inside me, he usually gets his way. Being a phone sex therapist, I see too many little dicks. When a big manly cock comes around, I get weak, even if he is half my age. My pupil and I fucked for hours, not ever opening anything but my legs.

Phone Sex Therapy for Cuckolds

phone sex therapyHe needed phone sex therapy badly. His wife has been cheating on him a lot longer than he thinks. Wives always cheat long before their loser hubbies catch on. Denny’s tale was not unusual. I hear it over and over from cuckold men who have no clue they are being cuckolded. Wife suddenly going to the gym or yoga daily but wears make-up. Wife suddenly interested in her appearance. Wife never has time for sex. Wife showers when comes home from the gym but isn’t in gym clothes. Wife suddenly secretive with her phone and seems to be texting a lot more than usual. The first thing I ask any caller with a story like this is how big is his dick. I really should phrase it like, “how small is your dick.” Almost every man with a cheating wife has a small dick. The few that have a nice size cock, usually have dick issues that require a little blue pill and a 2-4 hour window to see the benefit. Guys amaze me in their stupidity. As women mature, things like dick size and timely erections mater more to their sexual pleasure. Guys with cheating wives have three choices: ignore it, divorce her or be her cuckold. I recommend the later every time.  Being a cuckold is the best option for men with tiny dicks. At least you can watch and participate in your wife’s sexual exploits. Chances of you finding another lover are slim. If your own wife doesn’t want to fuck you, why would a stranger?  As a phone sex therapist, I help men like Denny understand their options and make the best choice. If a man loves his wife, he should want her sexual happiness even if that means she must fuck other men. Don’t be a double loser by being an asshole who doesn’t want his woman sexually satisfied.

Sexy Breasts and Truckers

sexy breastsWhen you have sexy breasts, you love to show them off. When I was a college coed, my girlfriends and I use to flash truckers when we went on road trips. They would honk their horn, we would show our tits or vice versa. I have not done that in decades.  Over the weekend, I took a trip to the beach in my mid life crisis, a new convertible Corvette. I was playing some 80s music on the XM radio station and I got nostalgic for the old days of road trips: mixed tapes, an old beater car, 4 girls and flashing truckers our tits. I started keeping an eye out for a handsome trucker. They are all over the Santa Monica freeway. While Annie Lennox was belting out “Sweet Dreams,” a college age trucker drove by. He honked his horn first, smiled and waved. I waved back and flashed him my tits. He went off the road to the rest stop, so I followed him. It was reckless, but I was horny, and he was cute. When I was in college, I did shit like this all the time. As a mature sexy babe, I think before I fuck. Could he be a serial killer? What if he has a small dick? What if he smells? But, for about 30 minutes, I didn’t give a fuck and I went for it. I got in the back of his cab and fucked the shit out of him. He had a big cock, he didn’t smell, and he was no Ted Bundy. He was just a horny stud who had been on the road too long and needed to sink his cock into a pussy.  I was happy to supply the pussy. I was back on the road shortly and smiling. It was just like 1988 all over again.