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The Best Phone Sex Happens on a Mature Phone Sex Line

best phone sexBest phone sex stories can happen in your backyard. This morning , I was working on my garden. It is in the 90s here, so I was not wearing much clothing. I was bent over pulling weeds in shorts I am pretty sure were being swallowed by my ass when I heard a deep sexy voice say, “Nice view. I have a package for you.” From the sound of his voice he had a very big package for me! I turned around, tugged my shorts out of my ass to see the UPS guy. Handsome. Rugged. Hot. I was dirty from the potting soil, but he didn’t seem to mind. I signed for the delivery, then went down to find my package.

It was like a porn movie. Too good to be true. I saw the ring on his finger, but didn’t care. He was clearly hard for me. I let his cock breathe before I showed him that nice packages deserve great head. He had his hands on the back of my head guiding me in the rhythm he likes. I cupped his balls to make sure they enjoyed some action too. He smelled musky, very manly. My fingers had dirt on them, but I didn’t care. I found my wet pussy and slid a few fingers inside me. I started moaning , but before I could cum, he replaced my fingers with his cock.

mature phone sex lineI rode his hard dick reverse cowgirl in my garden. Pretty sure the neighbors could see me. I know they could hear me. I was moaning louder than a porn star. His cock filled my pussy up. My labia lips choked his shaft as he slid in and out of me. My cunt juices glistened on his dick. As he came deep inside me, I squirted on his dick. He thanked me for the afternoon delight. He even said my scent will be on his cock all day, which he liked. It was a garden delight to say the least. I went back to my garden with a pussy full of cum hoping the Fed Ex guy was next. Call my mature phone sex line if you have a package for me too.

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Mature Phone Sex with a Mature Live Chat Slut: You Never Know What Might Happen

mature phone sexMature phone sex means you get to have mature live chat with a sexy MILF like me. I talk about anything. As a sex education teacher, I have no limits or taboos. Nothing shocks me. Everything makes my pussy drip. And with me, you never know what might happen. Today, I was having a hot call with Joe. We were swapping naughty neighbor stories. I was on my desk, legs spread wide open playing with my pussy as I retold this hot story of my married neighbor coming over and eating my pussy while on phone calls.

I was so lost in my caller’s moans, that I neglected to hear the sliding glass door open and close. I opened my eyes as my pussy was squirting all over the place and there was my neighbor standing in front of me like a wet dream with his hard cock out. I told Joe he was about to experience the best phone sex live. I fell to my knees and deep throated my hung neighbor while my caller jacked off listening. There is no comparison to sucking my dildo on calls to sucking a real cock. I started rubbing my pussy and before long my fingers were drenched in my cunt cream. My neighbor and Joe came at the same time. As I was getting jet blasted to the face, my caller was cumming in my ear.

I have the best job ever. When you talk to a sexy MILF like me , it is live and you never know what might happen!

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Best Phone Sex is Honest Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex is honest phone sex. Guys ask me all the time what is my favorite thing to talk about on a call. I always give a vague answer because variety is the spice of life. I like to talk about all sorts of things, but I keep it real. I have no limits because so many many things get this mature phone sex slut wet. Just today I got off so good, I squirted on my computer screen. What made me so hot and bothered that I coated my laptop in girl jizz? Small cock humiliation. I couldn’t fuck Shane’s small pecker, but I sure as fuck could laugh at it. I did just that. I let out a litany of small dick slams, while calling him worthless and ordering him to go put on some pretty pink panties. A decade ago, I likely would have been nice and coddled a tiny dick loser, but the gloves are off now. And you know what? It is such a turn on to not hold back. As a seasoned phone whore, I give you the honest truth. So, if you can’t handle the truth, then I am the wrong phone sex therapist for you. Brutal honesty makes my pussy drip.

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Mature Phone Sex Teacher Gives Great Blowjobs

mature phone sexMature phone sex sluts give the best head. Just ask Jason, a former student of mine who stopped by today to let me know how things have been going since he graduated. I love it when my former students stop by. I know what it is they want. I’m a sexy teacher who teaches sex education. Those young boys, once all grown up, come back hoping that since they are no longer my student, that means I can fraternize with them. Technically, any conduct with a student former or current is not allowed, but when a young stud has a huge cock like Jason, the rule book gets tossed out the window.

I grabbed his hard pecker through his jeans, unzipped his pants and showed him all I knew about great blowjobs. And, I know a lot. I used my mouth, my lips, my tongue, both hands to drive him crazy in a good way. I spit on his cock several times and devoured his shaft like it was a bomb pop. My red lipstick smeared on his cock, his balls were blue since it had been a long time since they they were last drained. I just needed the cum for the white color! Didn’t take long for me to get it either. A few squeezes with my pretty manicured hands and his love pump was gushing in my mouth coating my face with cum.

When was the last time you had good head?

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Best Phone Sex Naughty Neighbors

best phone sexBest phone sex fun is always had by this hot MILF. I have a hot new couple that moved in next door. Newlyweds. I went over to introduce myself last night, even brought them a wedding gift. They invited me in, very hospitable. Once the wine is uncorked, I know what comes next. I sat next to the pretty wife. We talked about the neighborhood briefly before she told me I was a sexy MILF. I looked at her hubby, who already had his cock out. He was stroking it too. I could see pre cum already leaking from the head and my pussy got wet.

great blowjobsI looked back at her and she gave me the look so I knew it was okay to swallow her husband’s cock. Swingers next door. The PERFECT neighbors for a mature slut. As I was on my knees introducing my new neighbor to great blowjobs, his wife started finger fucking my muff. I was squirting all over the place. Didn’t take long before she was guiding his dick in my pussy.Nice big dick for a young stud. He pounded me so hard, pretty sure their other neighbors could hear his balls slapping on my ass.

cheapest phone sex specialsI had his bride sit on my face as he fucked me. I licked the alphabet on her clit until she practically hit the ceiling from excitement. She even told her groom he could learn a few things about pussy eating from me. She tasted yummy. When he dumped his seed in my MILF cunt, she immediately cleaned me out. She had some great pussy eating skills herself. We fucked for hours. I am so going to enjoy my new neighbors. I may just enjoyed them daily.

Lesbian Phone Sex Sluts for 2 Girl Phone Sex Fun

lesbian phone sex slutsLesbian phone sex is new to me, but I am enjoying every minute of it. The older I get, the more comfortable I become with my bisexuality. So when a former student, Candy paid me a visit this week, I knew just what she wanted. A barely legal girl doesn’t come to a teacher’s home just to say hello. She was hot for teacher. Not going to lie, she was always a cute little thing. Cock teased all the boys in her school girl skirt; a few girls too.

I was polite. Invited Candy in. We chatted for an hour, catching up on college. Before I had a chance to cut to the chase, the teen tease took off her clothes, plopped herself down in the big TV chair and spread her legs. She wanted me to taste her candy! I started stripping as I walked seductively over to her. Candy was going to get her pussy licked liked never before. I spread her legs as far as they would go. Slipped my hands under her tight ass, lifted her hairless pussy to my mouth and licked her up and down. My nose nestled on her clit, I darted my tongue in and out of her sweet pussy tasting her nectar. Even rimmed her delicious pink puckered asshole.

2 girl phone sex callI managed to get my fingers inside her tight puss and found her sweet spot. My tongue on her clit with my fingers in her pussy made Candy explode her girl juice all over my face. Turns out she had heard I was quite the pussy eater, from another former student. She wanted to see if the rumor was true. I asked her what she thought. She asked to stay the night. I got covered in a lot more Candy coated pussy before the morning. Sexy teacher by day, naughty MILF pussy licker by night.

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This Naughty Teacher Celebrates Bad Poetry Day with Cock and Cum

naughty teacher creamy facialThis naughty teacher knows how to celebrate Bad Poetry Day. I had a few former well hung male students over for a little poetry reading and cock sucking. I’m a sex ed teacher, not a literature professor, so a lab rat could write better poems. Laugh all you want at my little silly poems, they all got me dick. We turned our bad poetry reading into a drinking game. This one got me several loads of cum down my throat, and I had to do a few shots of Tequila to make up for it being so cheesy.

Hickory dickory dock

This MILF is sucking your cock

When the clock strikes two

She wants your goo

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The boys started calling me Edgar Allen Oh Hell No. We were really just using bad poetry day as an excuse to drink and fuck. Personally, this MILF loves any excuse to party with the college studs. This bad creation got my pussy licked while I sucked cock.

Roses are nice

Violets are fine.

You be the six

This MILF be the nine.

So my poems suck. So does my mouth. The boys appreciated my dirty limericks. They knew I was just a horny old broad needing to get laid. They were happy to help crown me the reigning bad poet of the campus. My prize? Loads and loads of cum.

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The Best Phone Chat Lines Tell You the Truth About Your Dick

best phone sex linesI had the best phone sex this weekend. Lots of cuckolds and sissies wanted shamed for their inadequate equipment. Nothing gets me hotter than making a tiny dick loser suck cock. The best phone chat lines have hot MILFS like me turning your sorry ass into a fluffer boy. Sam called me to fuck, but when I asked him his cock size he hesitated. A real man doesn’t stammer when you ask him the important question. He blurts it out proudly. When Sam finally admitted he had 3 inches, I laughed hysterically before saying “Hell no.” Sam needed some honest chat about cock size.

I explained to him that the best he could hope for was to be my clean up bitch or my fluffer boy. I had a sizable weekend guest who was happy to lend his cock to this call. When Sam heard me slurping on almost a foot of cock, he realized he wanted some too. Not only did I feed Sam a real beef hot dog, but I gave him a creamy milkshake to wash it down with. My mouth was full of cum which I spit right into my little dick pal. Pinched his nose so he would be forced to swallow every last drop. Tasting real man seed builds character.

best phone chat linesIf you have a tiny package, it is never being delivered to my pussy. I have been fucking for too long to spend my mature years wasted on dicks I cannot feel. But be prepared to suck cock, get snowballed and feminized if you think your little Gerhkin is something special. Time to wake up and suck dick loser.

Mature Phone Sex Slut Loves Public Fucking

mature phone sexMature phone sex sluts have the most fun! I was at Sam’s Club this morning shopping. This sexy stocker was falling me around like a dog in heat. I loved the attention. I gave him something to watch too. I walked seductively up and down every aisle, frequently bending over so he could see I was not wearing any panties under my wickedly short skirt. I could feel my pussy juice cascading down my thighs as I teased this young stud. I do love teasing the boys.

When I passed a little under construction area, I turned around, looked him right in the eye and beckoned him to follow me into the restricted area. It didn’t look dangerous; just a future display. I pushed him into a desk chair, unzipped his pants and pulled out his throbbing cock. I gave it a few yanks before straddling the chair to insert his cock deep inside my warm wet MILF muff. He let out a moan that would have awoke the dead, so I muffled him with a tit in his mouth. I love the idea of getting caught, but as a teacher I could sadly lose my job for public fucking.

His hands went down to grab my ass as my pussy muscle latched on to his growing member. I slid up and down his shaft frantically until, he filled my pussy up with cum. I kissed him, hopped off his cock, tugged my skirt down and finished my shopping with man seed dripping down my legs. I love shopping.

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Mature Phone Sex for Men Who Want to Chat with Mature Ladies

mature phone sexMature phone sex sluts make the best phone sex therapists. We have the experience to guide you through whatever fantasies or urges you have. Plus, when you chat with mature ladies, you can be guaranteed that we have no inhibitions. So, whatever kinky fetish you have, I can promise you that a mature slut can handle it. I love sissy boys, panty boys, shoe and foot fetishes, cuckolds and even adult babies. Erotic roleplaying or therapy phone sessions are two of my favorite ways to help you explore those fetishes you can’t tell your partner.

Today, I helped a man explore his strong attraction to pantyhose with some phone therapy. Personally, I love pantyhose. The silky feel on your body is so sexy. I can only imagine how good it feels on your cock as it stiffens beneath the smooth nylon. I instructed my caller to go find a pair of his wife’s pantyhose and put them on slowly while describing how it felt. He could barely talk he was so aroused. He remembered watching his mother slip on a pair as a wee boy and being so mesmerized by the way the nylon hugged her body. I explained that pantyhose are symbol of old school femininity. Pantyhose cling to a woman’s body and trap her scent, her essence.

chat with mature ladiesI had him wear a pair while he took another pair to sniff and rub on his body. Soon he had such an erection he was poking through the top of the pantyhose. I encouraged him to pull them down so they were snug on his ball sack leaving him free to stroke his cock using the other pair of nylons. My encouragement and validation that a pantyhose fetish does not make him gay allowed him to have a huge orgasm into the crotch area of his wife’s pantyhose. I love helping men have intense orgasms. A young girl could never help with such a fetish because she has likely never worn a pair. Her loss. Pantyhose make women feel so feminine and sexy. A few men too.