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Naughty Neighbor Sex Toy Party

naughty neighbor phone sex public masturbationMy neighbor asked me to attend her party. She is starting her own home business. I love to help women become self sufficient. I make extra money escorting and talking dirty! She was a little embarrassed at first, but admitted she was having a sex toy party. I told her my parents have a vintage collection of sex toys from before the Internet days. I decided to bring them to her party so we could see how much better and efficient sex toys are these days.

She had a nice gathering of women. Not trying to be rude, but none looked like they had any clue on how to use a vibrator, let alone a butt plug. The party was boring as fuck. These ladies were just there out of obligation. I needed to put the sex in this sex toy party. I broke out my parents vintage toys and started playing with myself right there on the couch. I spread my legs wide, and showed these repressed housewives the art of self love.

mutual masturbation stories sex toy partyThere was gasping and mumbled words like they couldn’t believe what I was doing. “How are you suppose to know what to buy, if you don’t try it first,” I inquired? Our hostess broke out a modern vibe from her collection and followed my lead. Before long, her and I were climaxing and squirting together. Covered her coffee table in girl juice. When the other ladies realized how hard we were cumming, they started grabbing a toy to play with. We had a sex toy orgy going on. Women who likely had not cum since the 80s, were cumming all over the place.

Our hostess’s hubby came home unexpectedly. At first he was speechless, appeared angry. “Why not join us; use some of these toys on us,” I said coyly. He had wood in his pants. I got up, walked over to him, introduced myself as his neighbor, then led him by the cock to the center of our fun. Surprisingly, his wife suggested he fuck me, and use some toys on my ass to demonstrate anal pleasure. He wasted no time, pushing me to the ground and shoving his cock in my cunt. Ladies at the party were handing him different toys to use on my tight asshole. I had a vibrating egg, a butt plug, ben wa balls, dildos and a butt vibe up my ass as my neighbor’s cock pounded my pussy. My favorite, however, was this vintage steel butt plug from my parent’s collection. Cold, hard steel up my ass made me feel like Superman was fucking me.

cheapest phone sex specialsHe had to be in heaven. One guy to 13 horny women. Sure he was competing with the finest sex toys past and present around, but most of these women were starved for cock, so he got to service more than just me. It was refreshing to see a man not intimidated by a sex toy. Too many guys look at a vibrator in the bedroom as competition instead of a pleasure enhancement, for both of us! My neighbor sold a few thousand dollars worth of sex toys that night. Pretty profitable for a first party. She thanked me for coming, gave me my sex toy for free since I aided her sales. I was just happy I could help some bored housewives spice up their sex life. I’m a long time fan of sex toys for the both of us!

Hot and Ready!

Sexy Ass PicGuys don’t know how nasty I can really get. I try to dress classy just so when the clothes come off it’s just that much more exciting. What I want more than to be classy is to be fucking nasty when a man wants me to. This pussy needs a good hard fuck and sweet soft attention. I can kiss gently and deep throat a fat raging hard on. Fuck me hard big daddy and I can show just how classy I can be when you want. I’ve always noticed I’m much hornier than other girls and that takes a lot out of me, shoving so much in me. I want this pussy to stretch right over on top of that throbbing cock of yours. Fuck me as hard as you can and slap this ass like it needs to learn a lesson. I just want you to make my pussy tremble going in and out as hard as you can and feel your cum fill up inside of my as you explode in pleasure.

Treat me like I deserve!

Best phone sexAs much as I love to fuck, you know a girl has to be treated right too! You can’t just expect me to open my legs and spread my pussy for anyone who asks. You’ve got to show me nice things and be a sweetheart, at first at least, then you can slap me around and jam your monster cock in places you thought it would never fit. Everything has a price. Nothing in this world is free, not even pussy. Any respectable man knows that, and so does any girl with half of a brain. I understand the value of this firm ass, fat tits and tight pussy. You wouldn’t know it but I understand the economics of supply and demand, and what you demand I’m here to supply, but don’t think I’m not secretly begging for that cock down my throat because goddamn I want it so bad, but if I just give it up so easily I won’t seem like the good girl that I need to be.

I need More!

Sexy Ass PicI’m just so fucking horny, totally insatiable recently, searching so frantically for a stiff cock to fill this hole. I can’t even stand it. Since I got this vibrator installed into my office desk chair things have been a little easier to manage but sometimes I think it just makes me want more. Nothing can seem to replace the feeling of a pulsing cock in my pussy. Sometimes I even put the receiver in my snatch and hope the vibrations over the phone can make me quiver and cum. Phone handles have a nice shape to rub the clit and pussy at the same time, like they were made for using to get off on the job, but the mens’ voices get me off so easily that it’s hard to decide if I want to phone to my ear or down my panties, so my newly designed chair has solved some of my work related issues in the office. I can’t wait to see what the next call has in store for me.

Grand Slam Home Run!

Mature phone sexWhen I was much younger we used to tell how far we would go sexually with someone by using baseball vernacular.  There was first base which meant that you kissed.  I think everyone at least got to First Base, or at least I hope they did.  Second Base meant that you were touched above the waist.  Third Base meant you had oral or touched below the waist.  Then came the Grand Slam which meant you fucked.  I am not sure if these terms are still used but in my time they were used a lot. 

Sexy girlfriend pornI bring this up because I have a new boyfriend who is much younger than I.  He loves the fact that I am older and I seriously love the fact that he is younger.  He will have me pose for pictures and we have even made a few videos together.  He told his Father that he has been dating someone for awhile and his Father asked him what base had he gotten to.  He had no idea what his Dad meant.  He brought it up in conversation while we were watching a game on T.V. and I had to laugh.  Then I went on to explain what all the bases meant to him.  He told me that the next time he sees his Dad he is going to tell him that he hit a grand-slam…four times in one day. 

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My Perfectly Fuckable Ass

Ass FetishGod I love teasing my Husband’s friends, especially when they aren’t expecting it.  A few days ago we had a party at our house.  Nothing too special, just a celebrate Spring party.  The guests were encouraged to dress as Goddesses and Gods, or anything Spring related that had to do with lore/mythology/astrology and so on and so forth. 

Everyone was having a great time and I can say the party was a great success.  One of our mutual married couple friends got into a bit of a row over the husband’s alcohol consumption and the next thing we knew, his wife left him there.  We said that he could spend the night if he wanted and with him being totally shit faced he agreed.  He sobered up by the time everyone left but he was being all boo-hoo-ish.  I felt badly for him.  This was not the first time that his wife yelled at him in front of all of his friends.  It happened way too often to be honest.

I took it upon myself to cheer him up a bit.  Simone went up to bed as I stayed downstairs to clean up a bit so our staff wouldn’t have such a mess to clean up in the morning.  As I was cleaning up I heard our almost completely sober guest say how lucky that Simone was to have me.  I thought this was sweet.  However, I pretended not to hear, or even let him know that he was there. 

I had my iPod buds in and I danced around pretending to listen to the non-existent music blaring through my ear buds.  Then the real fun began.  I bent over to pick up a glass and gave our guest a perfect view of my beautiful pussy.  I heard him gasp!  Then I started to move my hips to the music, I got on the chair facing away from him so that I could play with my pussy.  I was getting wet listening to him grunting behind me.  I knew his hand was on his dick.

After a couple of minutes I sat straight up and he stopped.  I think he thought I had some how had heard Simone coming, but I ran into the den then  walked back out.  I brought out my glass toy to plunge into my mouth, pussy and ass.  The whole while our mutual friend was masturbating so hard I thought he would break his dick off.  I finally came, then I brought the dildo to my mouth to clean it off.  I heard him orgasm.  When I knew he was completely finished, I turned to look at him, took my ear buds out and said, “Do you feel better now?”  He looked at me in shock.  I blew him a kiss, wished him pleasant dreams then made my way up to Simone.

Foot Fetish Sissy!!

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After a long hard day I need to relax. That is where my sissy comes in. She is here to wait on me and to make me happy. I have a sick sense of humor, and I love to watch her suck things off my toes. My sissy is a foot fetish whore. I make him suck my toes and get them real nice and wet.

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I’ll slide my big toe up his ass as he sings “I’m a little piggy, short and fat. I’m a little faggot who loves it up my ass. My mistress treats me so right.” Its nothing fancy but she is having toes shoved up her ass. After I am done fucking her faggot ass I have her suck my toes clean.

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She needs to know that she is below shit. She gets to watch as someone else gets to fuck my toes. She watches as he cums all over my feet. She gets to clean up his cum. She is a cum whore, foot loving faggot sissy!!

Pussy and Ass Golf

Exhibitionist sex hot teacherThis weekend I was asked to partake in a charity golf event. I’m an okay golfer, so I decided to participate. The event coordinator thought it would increase attendance if strippers, both male and female, served as cart drivers to escort the players around the course. Pretty smart idea. The ladies were driven by beefcake male dancers, and the men, exotic dancers, both from Big Al’s Gentleman’s Club. I had been drinking pretty liberally so I was pretty horny. Having a muscle bound, oiled up stud driving me to my next hole, only increased my desire to fill MY holes.

mature phone sex sexy MILFWhen we happened upon the next green, there was a group of guys swarming the area. As we approached, I saw what the men were gawking at. Two of the female strippers escorting the men around the course were so drunk, they forgot they were at a charity golf event, and not the club. They had offered up their asses for golfing practice. The men were practicing their puts with their rosebuds. It was a freak show, but a hot one at that. Those girls were on their backs while some male golfers practiced getting a hole in one in their butts. Golf balls were putted into their gaping  holes, then they somehow pushed them back out. Pretty sure I spontaneously came in my pants watching that. My male escort for the day had a similar issue.

ass sex porn hardcore analI suggested we go to the 19th hole and have some drinks. He suggested we go to the 18th hole and fuck. I liked his suggestion better. I grabbed some golf balls with no thought to wear they had been, and we found a secluded area off in the pines. I got grass stains on my knees giving him head. By this time I was a tad inebriated. I had some wild notion I could compete with a bunch of young dirty strippers. I put the golf ball in my pussy and practiced my own form of a hole in one. My stud would catch it in his mouth and spit it back in my cunt. Couldn’t believe I was being so nasty in public with a stranger at a charity event. I consider myself a classy gal, but between the tequila drinks, the sun, the studs and the dirty strippers, I was wanting to get my freak on too.

Shaved wet pussy weird insAfter demonstrating my skill with a golf ball, I fucked the shit out of that male stripper. He stretched my pussy out more than that golf ball did; he was so big. We went back to the course oblivious to the grass stains on my back and the grass matted in my blonde locks. I’m sure I had that freshly fucked look too. The strippers sure added a certain element to the event. Hey, whatever works right? I mean it was for charity. Lots of money was raised; lots of fun was had; and I got to be a dirty whore for a few hours. Plus I scored free passes to the gentleman’s revue at Big Al’s on Wednesday nights. Looks like I have a new hump day activity!

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Ass Fetish is what I am all about!

Ass fetishI love some good ass fetish calls! I had a fantastic time this weekend. So many horny men so little time. I was a nasty dirty mommy. I got to dance around in 6 inch heels and do a strip tease. I even got to play with some new toys! I do love my toys. A big vibrator, some nipple clamps and a BRAND new strap-on! I don’t get to use a strap-on that much! And it was so much fun! It has been a fantastic weekend! I am such a whore! I love it nasty and kinky. That is just the type of woman I am! The type that longs to be fucked. The type that needs it dirty and kinky. The type you have always dreamed about! Don t worry sweetie. I don’t bite…unless you beg me to!

Resurrecting Dead Dick with Great Blowjobs for Easter

great blowjobs sexy smart chickDoes your wife or girlfriend need some help giving great blowjobs? If you answered yes, then this Easter give yourself the gift of the best blowjob you have ever had. The kind that makes your toes curl and your cock spurt. I fancy myself somewhat of a blowjob queen. I have been sucking cock for a very long time; in fact I consider it one of my favorite pastimes. So this Easter, I decided to resurrect some neglected cocks. I know a lot of men who have likely forgotten how good a blowjob can feel.

First on my list was the head of my department. His wife looks like she has never touched a dick, let alone swallowed one. I went to see him under the guise of helping me with my fellowship papers, and I ended up blowing him at his desk. I don’t think his balls had been drained in a decade. He didn’t last long with my sweet lips wrapped around his swollen mushroom head. I worked my hands and mouth up his shaft until he practically blew a hole in the back of my head form the force of his orgasm. Maybe now that he is a bit more relaxed, he will go easy with the red pen on my last paper.

best phone sex sexy milfsSecond up was my neighbor Tom. He is always so crabby. But no guy I have ever met is in a bad mood after face fucking a girl. I think what makes guys cranky is full balls. Guys are not equipped to go long without cumming. He is always bitching at me about something. Today it was that grass was too high. I wanted to tell him come mow my grass if he is that annoyed with it; but instead I decided to swallow his load of creamy man batter. I’ve met his wife. I imagine her idea of cocksucking is “honey, not tonight, I have a headache”. Well her husband has had a headache since the 80s. I knocked on his door in my yellow bikini to grab his attention. Pushed my way in, and assaulted his cock with my mouth. He didn’t seem to mind the resurrection. If fact he was certainly saying God’s son’s name a lot. “Oh Jesus Christ that feels awesome……” He exploded so much cum in my mouth I looked like a chipmunk. Cum filled up the pockets of my mouth. Amazing how a man goes from cranky to euphoric in no time after having his balls drained.

ass fetish phone sexFinal blowjob for the day was more of a mercy BJ. There is a boy in my class who is a virgin still. I was going to put the Good in Friday for him. Poor socially awkward nerd is wound up so tight he might combust. I’m certain all that backed up seminal fluid has a lot to do with it. I had to be more subtle in my approach with him or he might just combust in his pants. I paid him a visit in his cubicle. When I pulled the curtain for a little privacy, he got so nervous. “Relax Percy, let me bring your poor cock to life,” I purred. I saw the tent in his pants. Oh my he had a huge cock. What a shame he has denied women access to that monster in the past. I swallowed every inch of his thick shaft, but by the time my lips reached his base, he erupted a fountain of cum down my throat. I decided he would get a second chance. That cock I had to have in my pussy. Who knew that little uppity boy was packing heat like that

cheapest phone sex specials gfeI felt really good spreading some Good Friday cheer resurrecting neglected cocks. I plan to suck many more between now and Sunday. There are sadly so many neglected, even dead dicks in this world it makes me sad. Is your cock in need of resurrecting? Treat yourself to a great blow job with me or one of my fellow sexy sluts. And don’t forget to check out our specials to give you more bang for your buck this Easter holiday.