Being a phone sex therapist is informed by my day job. I am history teacher and human anatomy instructor, or sex education teacher. Students come to my office hours all the time with sex questions. I counsel students constantly about their sexual issues. Yesterday, a young girl came to me to complain about her boyfriend. I don’t think she wanted help as much as she wanted to vent. He has a big dick. Size wasn’t the issue, but as I told her, what good is a big cock if you don’t know how to use it. I will take a 7 inch dick over a foot long dong any day if the smaller cock knows how to use what he has for my pleasure. Some men put forth zero effort and rely solely on their big dick. Women need foreplay. We need lubricated with fingers and tongues. Guys who just think women are ready for 12 inches of hard cock in their pussies with no foreplay are as bad as the guys with 2 inch dicks who think they are god’s gift to women. I told her to kick him to the curb because a man who won’t eat pussy or give a woman an ounce of foreplay doesn’t care about her pleasure. He is a loser like the guy with a turtle dick incapable of giving a woman an orgasm. I don’t need a 12 inch dick, but I don’t want less than 7 inches either. Sexy chicks who are size queens, however, will take an above average cock over a monster cock any day if the man that cock belongs too will eat pussy. Smaller guys, average guys work harder in the bedroom. I am willing to reward hard effort with my mature pussy. So, ask yourself if you really satisfy the ladies with your porn star monster dick. If not, maybe you need some phone therapy.
Category: Mature phone sex
Whats your fantasy
We have the best fantasy phone sex together. We have been doing this for a while now and I have not heard the same thing twice. I really enjoy that you already have my lingerie picked out for me. Considering that you will soon be ripping it from my flesh it is a nice touch. They way you describe kissing the soft skin at the base of my neck. It really makes my skin tingle and gets goosebumps. The way you gasp at the way I talk about flicking your asshole with my tongue lets me know you like that too. You know that I love it rough and hard. You always make me squirt when you fuck me like that babe. Finally concluding when you blow your huge load inside of me. I put my panties on so I can leave it inside the rest of the day.
Party
I had a disco-themed sex party a few nights ago. Everybody was dressed like it was 1975. Black men with afros and BBC. White chicks with crazy hair, wild makeup, and very wet pussies. My sissy slave boys had on gold thongs and I sprayed their bodies in shimmering gold glitter. They were the sex slaves of the party. My slave boys have been very good and deserved a special treat. There was lots of dancing, drinking, snorting, and fucking. As I was glancing around the room I saw this fine black guy hit on one of my sissy boys. Too fine for me not to get a taste of that chocolate treat first. I walked over to my boy and the sexy ass black man, and I shooed my sissy boy away. I pushed that sexy black MF down on the reclining chair. And I slithered to my knees. I unbuckled his bell bottoms and let that huge black cock just suffocate me. Drool was pouring out of my mouth. He was shoving and pushing trying to get all 10 inches in my mouth. Unfortunately, that did not happen but I did get his sweet tasting seed to fill my tummy full.
Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only
Great blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best. Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.
My Secrets
The neighborhood knows what a cock whore I can be, but not many know what a carpet muncher I am. I love a sexy woman dressed very nicely and wearing at least 3″ heels. I love to nibble and suck on their beautiful tits. And then I carefully lay them down and slowly kiss up against their thighs. I put their legs over my shoulders so I can have their pussy right in front of my face. I like to spread their pussy lips and look at that wet warm site in front of me. Pushing my fingers into there hole as my tongue traces their pussy lips and flicker at their clits. I can munch for hours on a sweet tasting pussy, just as much as I can suck on a sweet tasting cock.