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The best phone sex to me means a hot sexy woman, giving great blowjobs, who loves erotic roleplaying, and has a good sense of humor! We’ve all had that one friend in grade school who had fun shooting milk out their nose, shooting spitballs from straws and in general causing chaos by being totally fun and goofy. That’s me!

Who said GFE phone sex has to be all serious and shit? I think it’s fine to laugh and smile while fucking each others’ brains out! Why, haven’t you ever put your face between a pair of bit, beautiful tits and motorboated? I have! All epic blowjobs start with giggling and having fun. Like I said about milk coming out your friends nose?

I had a big laugh from having this one massive cock buried deep in my throat, and when he came I tried swallowing every bit, but it was the biggest cum shot I had ever experienced and it came out of my nose and around my lips. And it just got worse cause he started laughing, so I started laughing, then it all came out everywhere. It was hilarious! And one of the biggest orgasms he had ever had!

I am just saying,how do you know if you have a high sperm count ? If I have to chew before I can swallow! So hit me up and tell me what your favorite funny sex story is, and we’ll see if we can’t make some new ones!

For now, I’ll leave you with this bit of advice.

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her!
With love,
Anabelle <3

The Best Phone Phone Sex Stories

best phone sexThe best phone sex stories come from mature babes. I think it is because we are uninhibited and horny. Since I hit my sexual prime, I see a guy that makes me wet, I am bold. I just tell him I want to fuck his brains out and wear his cum. Guys never turn me down either. Not even married men.  I was doing a little holiday shopping at Kohls last night. They are actually open until like midnight now. I hate crowds, so I went later in the evening. I am so glad I did too. I met a tall handsome man. A married man, but I just wanted to blow him, not marry him. He was checking me out. His wife was keeping close tabs on him, but even a kept man finds a way to break loose from a shrew’s  grasp to get some pussy. I ducked into a changing room, signaled him to follow me. I waited patiently because I knew he would figure out how to lose the ball and chain. I only waited a few minutes when he came into the dressing room with his cock out. I wanted to fuck him, but I knew there was not enough time for that so I settled on head. Great blowjobs, especially random ones, always make a man feel good. My last boyfriend said my middle name should be Hoover because I can suck better than a vacuum cleaner. I could feel his phone vibrating in his pocket. No doubt his wife was looking for him. I sucked faster, using my hands too. I have amazing oral technique. Within a few minutes, he was dumping his jizz in my mouth. He tasted salty. He gave me a wink, zipped up his pants and fled the scene quickly.  No way his wife wouldn’t know he was up to no good. I went back to shopping with some random man’s cum dripping on my chin.

He saw me thru the window

best phone sexHe saw me thru the window when I was changing my clothes but I didn’t care, I let him watch me. Why not? His wife is always gone so I know the poor man must be sexually frustrated, I just don’t get how a wife could leave her man like that! I acted like I couldn’t see him and laid down on my bed and spread my legs so that he could get a great view of this juicy pussy while I rubbed it. He liked that a lot and I could see out of the corner of my eye that he was stroking his cock. It was so hot knowing that I was getting him off just by rubbing my pussy, just thinking about it had me squirting in no time! I made sure that I gave him plenty of time to finish too then I looked up and winked at him. He was surprised but I obviously didn’t mind him watching so he just waved back at me all red faced, it was so cute! I hope next time he can just come on over here!

Side Chick

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Most women don’t realize that the reason why their relationships always have infidelity within them is because they don’t give their spouse enough attention in the bedroom. That’s why men always find me to be their ideal, dream girlfriend everyday. Sex is constantly on my mind at all times, no matter where I am. No man has ever been able to rival my sexual appetite so I’m constantly fucking multiple men a day to appease my horny desires that I’m dealing with for hours at a time. My sweet bald pussy and tight asshole are always being craved by men and I am more than willing to have a kinky time as long as they treat my pussy with respect because I’m a classy slut with the tastiest pussy any boyfriend could want! Just one look at me and men can tell that I am more sexually experienced and adventurous than their boring wife or long term gf is back at home. I don’t feel bad about it, I’m here to make sure I show a man how a naughty little gf should be for their man!

GFE phone sex

GFE phone sexHave you ever had GFE phone sex? Well basically it is the girlfriend experience baby. It is where you can call me and I will be there for you to talk to and of course we will have amazing phone sex. I will give you more pleasure then you ever had before. You will feel your big fat cock rise up whenever I tell you I wanna put that big meat stick in my mouth and wrap my tongue right around the head of it. I will put it deep down my throat till you can fill my tonsils. I would love to make you cum by just sucking your cock till your cum drips down my throat. Mhm baby pick up that phone and call me!

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I imagine this short buff super tanned italian boy on the other side of the phone. Just giggling and holding his tiny worthless over tanned cock. Listening to me talking about taking a nice big thick black cock. Then letting him suck that cock as his fantasy. But let’s be real little Johnny. I know you are a closet cock sucking slut who wants to be exposed but a sexy and classy slut like myself. Well if you want to be exposed little John from Staten Island, I will expose you! You always joke at the end of the call. “I’m not really into it, I just like hearing the girl’s reaction.” Oh no, no, no sweetie. I know you are into it! All of these sexy ladies talk, and we love to talk about our big black cock sucking guido. I bet you crave those big black balls. I bet you rub your tiny guido cock to your roommate all the time! We all know you want your roommates big black balls. Maybe he wants your tiny over tanned cock?

Sexy women masturbating Anabelle

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 Cock is so fucking yummy, but I can’t help rubbing the fuck out of my clitty while I get fucked. I just love the feeling of my fingers pinching and rolling my little nub around, and sliding deep into my little pussy hole. There’s something extra sexy I get off on when I watch sexy women masturbating.

I think about their hot sexy bodies writing and bucking up to their fingers, finger fucking their boxes and coming in big squirting waves of orgasm. Even while I’m getting fucked by my boyfriend’s big fat fucking dick, I love rubbing my fucking slit hard and fast! The harder he surges into me the harder I fuck myself. I come over and over soaking our laps and making me scream in ecstasy!

I really love having a 3 some with another bitch and rubbing our clits together in a scissor fuck while a nice fat dick pounds deep into my puckered little asshole making me grind harder and harder into her. Gaping my little fucking asshole and fill if full of yummy cummies while I masturbate our clitties together!

Then, after he’s done doing the same thing to her little poop hole, I’d lay right under her so she could squat over my face and push all his cum out into my nasty little mouth. Oh, and I would swallow every drop before sticking my tongue deep into her shit shoot and licking it nice and clean.

Oh God, Oh! OH! There I go again, squirting all over my fingers.

Wanna lick them off?

Mature Phone Sex Women

mature phone sexMature phone sex girls are the best cock suckers. Fuck. We do everything better. I did the family thing last night. After a few hours of family bonding with my offspring and my parents, I needed some adult beverages and cock. Before going home, I stopped by my local watering hole. It is a dive bar, but a bar filled with men looking for women who know their way around a cock.  When I walked in, I felt all eyes on me. Exactly what I was hoping for, actually. The men in the bar swarmed on me like a pack of hungry wolves.  I did what a sexy mature woman does best. I fell to my knees and blew as many guys as possible. A post turkey day celebration involving the stuffing of my mouth with cock and nut sauce. My belly was already full, but I swallowed  cum like I had not eaten in days.  Well, I swallowed most of it. My face got some jizz too. I took some numbers for another day, went home and said thanks for all the men who love a dirty old whore.

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My day has been wonderful, I love having people around and getting the opportunity to mess around with new people. My brother has a girlfriend that I finally met and the more me and her talk the more that I realize there is an attraction. She goes ahead and tells me some stuff like how my brother does not satisfy her.

Lucky I brought my friend that has a huge dick! I do not waist any time getting her drunk, pouring glass of wine after glass. I then invite her to the guest bedroom and start making out with her. I get her completely naked and then tell my guy friend to show her his cock.

She is so eager for it. She spreads her pussy and he jumps right in between her thighs. He stuffs her full of his huge cock. Then my brother barges into the room and I make him watch a real man fuck his girls pussy. I let him know how he needs to learn how to satisfy her better. His cock is just too small for her. He starts to act like a little bitch.

He has a boner in his pants and at the same time he is a bit emotional. I tell him to suck it up and stroke his cock and watch his women get pounded how she deserves to. This is just too much fun!

Thanksgiving history re-written

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Every year this church in town holds a giant reenactment of the first thanksgiving. There are Indians and pilgrims running around everywhere, food to sample, and booths teaching people about how things were made, and so on. So this year I decided to volunteer, I had nothing else better to do, and thought it would be fun. I had the perfect sexy Indian outfit, too! I know it’s not exactly time period accurate, but fuck it, I am going to have fun with this!
So, I’m bouncing around with a platter of flatbread and red corn samples, and I notice this one tall, sexy pilgrim can’t take his eyes off my long legs and fur-trimmed hide mini skirt. And judging by that bulge by his knee, he likes what he sees. I head over by him, and offer my samples. “Hey there, I was wondering, do you want to put your corncob in my tipi?”
His face was fucking priceless as he stammered “What?!” I smiled, and leaned close in to his ear, “My wigwam is dripping down my leg, why don’t you come explore it?”
I didn’t have to repeat myself again, he followed me over to a quiet corner of the festival like a starving, lonely puppy ready to himp my leg at any moment. It was so much more exciting thinking that we could get caught at any given moment! I stripped his costume off, and sucked his cock deep into my throat in one motion. HIs dick was dripping delicious precum already.
He bent me over the picnic table and  threw my skirt to the ground. My cunt was so wet even his massive penis slid into my tight box with a scrumptious ease.
Over, and over again he surged deep into my fuck hole, his balls slapping my clit mercilessly, his fingers digging deep into my hips while he pulled me in tighter and harder with each stroke.
He came deep in my belly, spilling his baby gravy from within me. Once we caught our breath, we noticed we had an audience of tourists staring in open-mouthed awe.
Well, that’s one way to ensure peace between the nations!