Consider me your phone sex therapist. Of course, we can do role plays. They are quite therapeutic, especially cuckold role plays. I like to think of myself as a marriage counselor. By telling you of your short comings, I can help your wife too. Let’s face it, if you want your marriage to work, you need to be a cuckold. Your dick is not going to magically grow the 6 inches your wife needs to be sexually satisfied, right? I bet your wife is contemplating divorce as you read my blogs. She has been cheating on you for months but you have been ignoring the signs because it is easier than acknowledging the fact you don’t satisfy her. You know it is true. Wake up and smell the other man’s cum on her breath. My phone sex therapy advice is to acknowledge that flaw in your marriage; the elephant in the room, which is your small dick. Size matters. Maybe not to you, but it most certainly matters to your wife. All women want to be stuffed and stretched. The only way to keep her happy is to let her have her hung lovers. Trust me, it is the only way to save your marriage. I am sure once you watch her with another man, you will begin to understand it is for the best. Seeing the woman you love get the pleasure you cannot give her, will change things for you both. It will change things for the better. She is too hot to not have big hard cock up her pussy daily. Once you watch her fuck, you will be helping her set up dates. You may be a lousy lay; you may be a bad husband, but you can be a great cuckold and that will save your marriage.
Category: Small dick humiliation
I am not cheap, better be rich
You want me you can have me, but you gotta flaunt that money baby. I am not a cheap piece of ass with a nasty smelly pussy. I am high grade top of the line pussy that is tight, smells and tastes amazing and I am not cheap. I do have a price and you better be willing to pay it. too. I like a big dick and a huge wallet. You wanna fuck my tight pink pussy, you better have stamina and a long clear schedule. I demand attention and I will give you the wildest night of your life and I will make you cum over and over, but be prepared to worship my body with your eyes, you mouth, your dick and you tongue too. I love my pussy and ass hole licked clean and I want to be stuffed and cuffed, or I can cuff you baby and we can play. I like being the sub and the dominant on, you pick.
Sexy Babe Size Queen
As a sexy babe, I get the pick of the litter when it comes to guys. But just because I can have any man I want, doesn’t mean I do. I am a cock size queen, so just because you are handsome, smart and wealthy doesn’t mean squat if you have a small dick. I need a nice cock. I demand it and I am not against humiliation if you persist with your come on attempts when you have less than 8 thick inches for me. Mike found out last night that I was serious. My girlfriends and I were at a fundraiser for a friend of mine’s daughter. It was at a fancy bourbon bar. I was drinking 20 year old Pappy Van Winkle so I was not taking any shit. He told me he would buy me a bottle of Pappy, which told me he was over compensating. I politely told him I can afford my own and that I was out with my girlfriends. He persisted. I asked him to show me his cock. I insisted I wanted to know what was giving him all that bravado. Well, it sure wasn’t his dick. He had 4 inches at most. I told him I wouldn’t wish his sorry pecker on my worst enemy. He insisted I look again. Even whiskey goggles wouldn’t have made him look big. I snapped a picture and stared showing ladies in the bar his small pecker. I twat blocked him. He learned quickly, you mess with me, you get small dick humiliation. Women were trying to make the picture bigger just so they could see it. He didn’t last long after the all the women he approached after me laughed in his face. I went up to him before he left with his tail between his legs and suggested he buy himself a pair of panties because he was swimming in boxers. That made him cry. I made a man cry. Scratch that. I made a small dick loser cry. A man has a cock, not a clit. Stay on the porch boys if you can’t fuck the size queens.
Little Dick Gary
I have a client name Gary. LOL! I’m trying my hardest not to laugh as I write this… Gary has a really small dick, a real micro-cock. It’s 2 inches when it’s hard. I like telling him he should have been born a female because his cock is like a big clit. The poor man has never pleased a woman’s pussy. He can’t even keep a girl once she sees his small package. He likes to get dressed up in women’s clothing…dresses, makeup, heels, and a wig. He has me call over a couple of male friends with huge cocks. He always says he just wants to compare his little cock to their huge cocks. But he always ends up on his knees with a mouth full of dick. My ribs hurt from laughing at Little Dick Gary.
The Best Phone Sex is Brutally Honest: Can You Handle the Truth?
The best phone sex is with mature sexy women. We understand your inadequacy. Young girls still struggle with honesty in the bedroom. They fake orgasms and blow smoke up your ass about how big you are when they have to squint to see your worthless pecker. That is one of the reasons older men are with younger girls; they can’t handle the truth. A mature babe like me, who has been around the block more than once, knows that the size of your cock equals the amount of her pleasure. The bigger your cock, the harder I cum. Some guys need the brutal truth. They need to hear that they cannot satisfy me they way I deserve to be satisfied. Now, don’t worry. Just because you can’t please me with your cock doesn’t mean you are of no use to me. I have lots of uses for small prick losers. You can be my cuckold. You can be my bitch. You can be my slave. You can be my sissy. None of those roles sound appealing? Well then you are shit out of luck. You can sit on the sidelines watching a real man fuck me until you come to your senses and realize it is better to be invited to the fucking than left out of the fun all together. Think you are man enough to take a different role than lover in my life?