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Phone sex Therapy for Couples

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy for couples is my favorite. I love talking to a married couple. I like being part of a hot threesome too. A couple I helped years ago paid me a visit over the weekend. They were former neighbors. The wife was cheating on her husband, not because he had a small dick, however. He has a nice cock, but back then he didn’t know how to use it. What good is 9 inches if you can’t make your woman cum? Naturally, she sought the comfort of men who could make her cum. When she confided this to me years ago, I told her she was missing a huge opportunity. She was married to a hung man who needed a naughty teacher in the bedroom.  A man wants to know how to please a woman and no two women like to be pleased the same way. I faulted her for not telling her husband how to make her cum. I had a few home sessions with them. He had the means to please lots of women, he just needed some guidance. I showed him how to eat her pussy. I showed him how to make her squirt, which he didn’t even know was possible. Neither did she! You need to be comfortable with your body. You need to know what makes you feel good, so you can convey that to others. They were both grateful to me for teaching them how to have great sex. If her husband had a small cock, I would have supported her cheating, but if a woman has a hung man in her bed, I just need to teach them how to please each other. I made a sex therapy porn with former neighbors. I love being a third wheel to a hot couple. This weekend, I was no wheel. They made me the center of their attention to thank me for making their sex life great. I love helping other have the best sex they can. Can I help you? The doctor is in.

 

I”m a good doctor

Mature phone sex  Mature phone sex is just one of the therapeutic treatments that I offer to my clients. So many guys have such a vanilla life at home with their family that the only time they can let loose is when they are with me. Well, summer is upon us and that means traveling for vacations. But the Doc is always on call for clients on an emergency basis. So they are feeling totally cooped up and they want to scream. They know they call me and we cum together in the most detailed kind of way. Letting all of his frustrations flow onto my beautiful fucking tits. He can now enjoy strolling on the beach with his wifey now thanks to me.

The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex calls require honesty. I am a blunt woman. Guys call me to tell me about their problems. I listen to men whine about not getting laid. If a guy isn’t getting laid by his woman something is up and chances are it is not his dick. Karl called me this morning with the familiar story of how him and his girlfriend never have sex after he takes her out for a fancy dinner. They have been dating for months now. They had sex once, but since then she has excuse after excuse for why they can’t fuck. She is happy to drain his wallet but not his balls. I asked the tough question. I asked him how big his dick was and if it got hard easily. Old Karl has a four-inch cock. He even added a 1/4 to his dick size. Now that is desperate to sound big. Come on Karl. You have a small dick and you are dating out of your league. A hot sexy woman of any age can have just about any man she wants. She sure as hell is not going to settle for a man with 4 1/4 inch dick. Men make the mistake of thinking women owe them something for taking them out. I owe you nothing but a thank you for showing me an enjoyable time. If you are spending lots of money on a woman and not getting any action in return, ask yourself, “is my dick bigger than 7 inches?” If the answer is no, there is the problem. Buy yourself a pocket pussy and consider dating less attractive women. The hot girls will go out with you, but they are fucking other men. You are a free meal, someone else is the good fuck. Consider that some free phone sex therapy boys.

Scratch my itch

Mature phone sex  I’m glad you love mature phone sex so much. Being able to please someone else comes only from being able to please yourself first. Well, honey let me tell you something. I have been pleasing myself for a very long time now. From the way, you give such detail about your dick. I can tell that you have been pleasing yourself for a while too. Well good because that makes what comes next so easy. As if we have been together every second of every day doing nothing but fucking. That would be great. But my time isn’t cheap. Why else would I marry a man with a puny penis like my husbands? My job is my outlet and we fill a craving in each other that no one else can satisfy

Goldie Locks

Hot sexy woman Sometimes I feel like Goldie locks but with three men and not three bears. And all Three men are just right not just one. Three lovely men with their hard fuck sticks. One for each of my three wet warm holes. A spot for each of them to enter deeply inside me and give me such explosive pleasure all at once. The tingly feeling I get when I am plugged tightly in every hole. To feel those dicks all at once sliding in and out of me and not in sync with each other will make my whole body start to tremble uncontrollably and I can’t stop it. And then I start squirting my juices everywhere and again I can’t stop it.

My Hobby is Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is a hobby for me. For decades I have been shaming small dicks. Too many women won’t tell a man the truth. I am not afraid to deny a guy with a small wiener access to my pussy. I will not lay there like a dead fish counting ceiling tiles until it is over. I won’t fake illness or lie to get out of fucking a man who doesn’t meet my standards between his legs. I am not a ball buster, more of a wakeup call girl. I tell men what they need to hear. What they should have heard from other women. I met Aaron at a party over the holidays. At the time he was in a relationship. We clicked and have been texting. I won’t be the other woman. I demand to be front and center. Once he severed his relationship, we went out. It was a wonderful date. The second date, however, was a disastrous. I was ready to fuck, so was he; but when he took his pants off I saw his small cock. This handsome, educated and great guy had a micro dick. I just couldn’t fuck him. It was a major disappointment. He needed some of the phone sex therapy I give my callers. I like Aaron. He is everything a man should be, accept endowed. I told him we could date, but we could never fuck. He never met a woman like me before. He was in for a treat. I talked about cuckolding him. He was unfamiliar with the term. I guess his prior girls just went through the motions because he is handsome and wealthy. I won’t sacrifice my sexual pleasure for a small dick. After a couple hour debate, he succumbed and ate my pussy for an hour. Men with small dicks have some purpose in my life.

I’m not your girlfriend

GFE phone sex GFE phone sex means I’m never going to tell you that I have a headache or say then I’m just too tired tonight. That’s why you call me anyways right cause I do all the things that your real girlfriend won’t do. And that’s what makes our time so much fun. I love the way you suck and nibble on my big fucking nipples. It’s like a direct line to my clit and it makes me want to play with myself. Stroking on your big cock makes my pussy wet. I can’t wait to feel you deep inside of my cunt baby. Fuck you feel so good. I think you’re going to make me come already. Is that what you want baby? To feel my pussy squirt all over your huge dick. My cum dripping off of your dick under your balls as it’s slapping against my asshole while you’re pounding away at me. Cum for me baby. Deep inside me.

Phone Sex Therapy: A Big Cock is No Good if You Don’t Know To Use It

phone sex therapyBeing a phone sex therapist is informed by my day job. I am history teacher and human anatomy instructor, or sex education teacher. Students come to my office hours all the time with sex questions.  I counsel students constantly about their sexual issues. Yesterday, a young girl came to me to complain about her boyfriend. I don’t think she wanted help as much as she wanted to vent. He has a big dick. Size wasn’t the issue, but as I told her, what good is a big cock if you don’t know how to use it. I will take a 7 inch dick over a foot long dong any day if the smaller cock knows how to use what he has for my pleasure. Some men put forth zero effort and rely solely on their big dick. Women need foreplay. We need lubricated with fingers and tongues. Guys who just think women are ready for 12 inches of hard cock in their pussies with no foreplay are as bad as the guys with 2 inch dicks who think they are god’s gift to women. I told her to kick him to the curb because a man who won’t eat pussy or give a woman an ounce of foreplay doesn’t care about her pleasure. He is a loser like the guy with a turtle dick incapable of giving a woman an orgasm. I don’t need a 12 inch dick, but I don’t want less than 7 inches either. Sexy chicks who are size queens, however, will take an above average cock over a monster cock any day if the man that cock belongs too will eat pussy. Smaller guys, average guys work harder in the bedroom. I am willing to reward hard effort with my mature pussy. So, ask yourself if you really satisfy the ladies with your porn star monster dick. If not, maybe you need some phone therapy.

Whats your fantasy

Fantasy phone sex  We have the best fantasy phone sex together. We have been doing this for a while now and I have not heard the same thing twice. I really enjoy that you already have my lingerie picked out for me. Considering that you will soon be ripping it from my flesh it is a nice touch. They way you describe kissing the soft skin at the base of my neck. It really makes my skin tingle and gets goosebumps. The way you gasp at the way I talk about flicking your asshole with my tongue lets me know you like that too. You know that I love it rough and hard. You always make me squirt when you fuck me like that babe. Finally concluding when you blow your huge load inside of me. I put my panties on so I can leave it inside the rest of the day.

Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best.  Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.