I was driving home from work and my car broke down. Wouldn’t you know the cell was dead and with the car not starting I couldn’t even plug it in and charge. Sitting in my car on the side of the road starring into space and wondering what the hell I was going to do I was on the verge of tears.
That is when he tapped on my window. I looked up into his big blue eyes and my car problems were forgotten for a second, replaced by the desire to undress this man.
Rolling down my window he introduced himself and offered his assistance. After looking under the hood he said it would need to be fixed at a shop and luckily he was a mechanic.
He hooked my car up and to his shop we went. Once there he asked if I would be willing to barter for the work. He explained that his wife had recently left him and he had blue balls from hell. Masturbating was getting old and he wanted to feel a nice warm pussy around his cock.
I was thrilled to say yes. I got my car fixed and ucked the shit out of this gorgeous man. I will be taking care of him on a regular basis.
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The Barter System
Filling In For A Friend
My dear friend is the masseuse for the Hawks. That is right the Seattle Sea-hawks. It’s preseason and she got sick with the flu. She needed someone to fill in for her so she gave me a call since only a doctor can technically do the job. Never mind that I am a sex therapist not a licensed masseuse. I have a license. There was no way I was going to turn down the chance to rub down a bunch of muscular, hot and sweaty football players. I could only imagine what they are working with between their legs and how much stamina they must have!
Standing there in the locker room as they come in off the field, the smell of masculinity and testosterone is thick in the air and my pussy soaks my panties. Without thinking I reach between my legs and start rubbing my pussy and my nipples get rock hard and strain against the material of my skimpy blouse. This is going to be one interesting afternoon.
Best Phone Sex Candy Makes For The Best Phone Chat Lines Small Cock Humiliation!
Ew! There is nothing that makes this best phone sex babe more nauseated then to think that someone with a little peter thinks he is worthy of this pussy. Whenever I even see a little tiny clit dick I get a lump in my throat. It is like a mix between puking at laughing at the small dick humiliation loving fairy fag. I mean he has to love it right? Otherwise he would not try to show off something so pathetic to me.
It is easy to make the best phone chat lines little dick toys fall in love with this cunt. They know there is nothing better then pretty teen pussy. They would do anything just to enjoy a little taste of my sweetness. They would even take it right up the ass from a strap on I am wearing, just to say that I have had sex with them . After I plow deep into their ass holes and they cum their little marbles all over their own stomachs I will laugh and toss my strap on to their face. That way they can be lucky enough to lick whatever juices I may have left on it off. HaHa so pathetic!
This Naughty Teacher Celebrates Bad Poetry Day with Cock and Cum
This naughty teacher knows how to celebrate Bad Poetry Day. I had a few former well hung male students over for a little poetry reading and cock sucking. I’m a sex ed teacher, not a literature professor, so a lab rat could write better poems. Laugh all you want at my little silly poems, they all got me dick. We turned our bad poetry reading into a drinking game. This one got me several loads of cum down my throat, and I had to do a few shots of Tequila to make up for it being so cheesy.
Hickory dickory dock
This MILF is sucking your cock
When the clock strikes two
She wants your goo
Hickory dickory cock
The boys started calling me Edgar Allen Oh Hell No. We were really just using bad poetry day as an excuse to drink and fuck. Personally, this MILF loves any excuse to party with the college studs. This bad creation got my pussy licked while I sucked cock.
Roses are nice
Violets are fine.
You be the six
This MILF be the nine.
So my poems suck. So does my mouth. The boys appreciated my dirty limericks. They knew I was just a horny old broad needing to get laid. They were happy to help crown me the reigning bad poet of the campus. My prize? Loads and loads of cum.
Mature Phone Sex Slut Loves Public Fucking
Mature phone sex sluts have the most fun! I was at Sam’s Club this morning shopping. This sexy stocker was falling me around like a dog in heat. I loved the attention. I gave him something to watch too. I walked seductively up and down every aisle, frequently bending over so he could see I was not wearing any panties under my wickedly short skirt. I could feel my pussy juice cascading down my thighs as I teased this young stud. I do love teasing the boys.
When I passed a little under construction area, I turned around, looked him right in the eye and beckoned him to follow me into the restricted area. It didn’t look dangerous; just a future display. I pushed him into a desk chair, unzipped his pants and pulled out his throbbing cock. I gave it a few yanks before straddling the chair to insert his cock deep inside my warm wet MILF muff. He let out a moan that would have awoke the dead, so I muffled him with a tit in his mouth. I love the idea of getting caught, but as a teacher I could sadly lose my job for public fucking.
His hands went down to grab my ass as my pussy muscle latched on to his growing member. I slid up and down his shaft frantically until, he filled my pussy up with cum. I kissed him, hopped off his cock, tugged my skirt down and finished my shopping with man seed dripping down my legs. I love shopping.