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Great Blowjobs at the Beach

great blowjobsI reserve great blowjobs for superior cocks. Although, I am a cock sucking milf, I don’t just wrap my lips around any dick. I need a cock that is at a minimum 8-inches long and a several inches thick. I should struggle to give you head. I am a seasoned pro when it comes to cock sucking, so I rarely struggle giving head. If I do, I know I have a winner of a dick in my mouth. I struggled with James. I met him at the beach over the weekend. He was sexy in a beefcake way. Normally, many beefed up guys take steroids and those shrink the goods. Not in his case. We were frolicking on the beach and I felt how big his cock was and it was not even fully erect. I have a cabana at the beach. I pulled him around the back like I was a horny slut. I am an exhibitionist slut, so I didn’t really care who saw me. It was an adult beach. I was sure there were some ladies there who could use some cock sucking lessons. I pushed him down on the sand, pulled his cock out of his trunks and blew him. I was some what obscured, but there were plenty of folks who could still see me giving head to a hung stranger. I didn’t care who saw me. I was cock hungry. I was gagging and slurping on his hard rod until he ejaculated a thick creamy load of man seed in my mouth. After I got his cum, I went right back to sunning my hot body. I had a belly full of cum and a sore jaw, but I didn’t care. I also had a bunch of men looking at me wanting a turn. None of them had superior cocks, so I just continued to sun my sexy body.

Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexDo you need cuckold phone sex therapy? Ask yourself a few questions. Is my dick over 7-inchs? Does my girl really cum or is she faking it? Is my woman cheating on me?  If your dick is under 7-inches, your woman doesn’t cum when you fuck and she is likely cheating on you, then you need me. I have been saving relationships with cuckold therapy for decades. Men with small dicks have options. They can masturbate alone or can be a cuckold. Cuckolds are at least invited to the party. My first husband didn’t want to be a part of me fucking other men. That was 20 some years ago. He has never married again. In fact, he never has a girlfriend very long because of his two-inch dick. He could have been my cuckold. He could have eaten my cream pies. He could have watched me fuck other men but instead he decided to be an alone loser. Don’t let that happen to you. You need phone sex therapy to accept your fate and save your relationship. My ex-husband is miserable. He could have been happy being my cuckold, but he let pride and ego fuck things up. Don’t let that happen to you.

Coeds Love My Hairy Wet Pussy

hairy wet pussyI don’t always have a hairy wet pussy, but it has been awhile since I had a Brazilian wax. I am not a jungle down below, but I am a far cry from bald below too. I had an impromptu date with Taylor last night. It was Father’s Day and his daughter had taken him out but then she went to her boyfriend’s place for the night. He is a hot single dad. His daughter is 18, so he must suck it up that she shacks up with her boyfriend more than she stays at home. He normally comes to my place because she is home. It is not that he is ashamed to be fucking me. She is one of my students. Well, at least she was last semester. Taylor and I were fucking like wild animals in heat when we heard the front door. He thought it might be his jealous ex-wife. She stalks him and still has a key because of their daughter. It wasn’t her. It was his daughter. She had a fight with her boyfriend. She was shocked to find him banging her naughty teacher.  She took one look at my hairy pussy and went down. Down as in on her knees between my legs. She shooed her dad out of the room because she wanted me all to herself. She admitted she always had the hots for me but was afraid to do anything about it. I told a white lie because she was eating my pussy so good. I told her I used her father to get to her. She just licked my clit faster. That was what I wanted. I could hear her daddy at the door. I knew he was jealous that I had replaced him with his daughter in his bed, but she was loving my hairy pussy. He complained about it. He wouldn’t go down on me until I got my wax. I might just keep my furry pussy and enjoy me some young sexy chicks instead of men my age this summer.

MILF Phone Sex Slut Farah at the Pool

milf phone sexMILF phone sex is what summer is all about. I love younger men and they love me. I did something I rarely do yesterday. I went to the community pool. I have a pool in my backyard. The public pool, however, is better cougar hunting ground. Teen and college boys home from summer hang out there. I won the lottery. Almost no women were there. Some school girls, but they have nothing on a sexy milf. I was in a bikini showing off my milf body. I had the attention of the guys there, even the lifeguards. It was hard to narrow it down to one to take home. I decided on this Hispanic boy. He had just turned 18 and was a virgin. I speak some Spanish and he spoke some English, so we communicated. I took him home and made him a man. He had a nice cock, about 8 inches, which is the low end of my cock size limits. I am a size queen, after all. I just like teaching young men how to be good lovers for other women. Behind every good male lover is an older woman. He was not my first virgin and he won’t be my last. either.

Phone Sex Therapist: Dr. Farah Can Help

phone sex therapistI love being a phone sex therapist. I can help men out with a variety of problems they are experiencing. Fetishes too. Because I teach psychology, even my friends come to me for advice and help. Tony is a colleague. He is a History professor with a trophy wife he thinks is cheating on him. I asked some questions about why he thinks that, explored it some more and concluded she likely was cheating. Now, the issue was why was she cheating. Women cheat for different reasons than men. Usually, it is either sexual dissatisfaction or lack of emotional support from their partner. Tony is a nice, empathetic man who dotes on his wife, so my guess was he had a small dick. Just because you are my friend and not paying for my services, doesn’t mean I will sugar coat the truth. He pulled his dick out and it was not what I was expecting. I thought average dick or limp dick syndrome. He had a micro penis. That is a dick so small it looks like just a helmet head and balls. His wife is 15 years younger and a super sexy babe. Of course, she was getting some dick on the side. There was no way Tony was going to be able to compete with some young lothario with a big cock. Not even all the best pussy eating in the world can make up for a micro dick. I gave him some cuckold therapy. I explained the good, bad and ugly of being a cuckold husband. The other option is a divorce or complete shame. Being a cuckold is the only option for a guy with a super small dick and a wife well out of his league.  I will continue to provide cuckold phone sex therapy to him, but in the end, it is his only choice. It is the only choice for any man with a tiny dick and a hot wife.

Cum on Boobs from a Young Stud

cum on boobsCum on boobs is a nice look. At least it is when you have sexy boobs and a lot of hot cum from a nice cock. School is out for the summer, so I need to find my younger men elsewhere. I am lucky though because I live in area where milfs are super popular. I can’t go anywhere without the attention of a younger man. Yesterday, it was at yoga class. The 23-year-old stud behind me loved my downward dog. It accentuates my ass. I do have a nice ass for a forty something woman. My ass is nice for any age woman. This young stud had an ass fetish and I have a young stud fetish. He was back at my place in no time. He slid his cock between my ass cheeks like he wanted buns on his ample hotdog! He titty fucked me too which was wicked hot since his cock was big enough to go thru my boobs and hit my chin. One measure of a cock’s size is if it doesn’t get swallowed up by my big boobs. This young stud came on my tits then turned around and got hard again in 5 minutes and wanted to fuck my ass. I think yoga is my new college campus, at least for the summer.

Sissy Humiliation

sissy humiliationSome men deserve sissy humiliation more than others. I often say men fall into two categories: the haves and the have nots. Some have cocks worthy of fucking and others have cocks worthy of shame and sissy training. I met a man on Tinder who used a stock photo that wasn’t him. I should have known he looked too good to be on Tinder. I was horny. Now, I am not stupid. When I met him, I was like whose photo was that. He tried to tell me it was him 10 years ago, but the eye color and height were off. I called bullshit. He told him to believe what I wanted but he wasn’t lying. So, I said well that means you have an 11-inch cock, so let’s get to the fucking. We met at Motel 6. He added an extra one to his cock size. He had no dick. My clit was his size. I didn’t sign up to fuck a clit stick. Get this. The fucking short dick loser that he could get rough with me. He started spouting off some stupid shit about I can’t go back on my consent. And I said I consented to fuck an 11-inch dick not a fucking 1-inch nub. I hurled a bunch of small dick humiliation jokes that he didn’t find as amusing as me. Then, I tied him up with my pantyhose, handcuffed his hands and wrote all sorts of small dick slurs on his body in red lipstick. I called 911 from his own cell and let the cops find him like that. I snapped many pictures and assured him if he talked about our encounter, they would go viral. No man wants his small dick plastered over the Internet. He may have not learned his lesson that cock size matters, but I know he won’t try to hook up on Tinder again anytime soon.

Foot Fetishes

foot fetishesFoot fetishes are common. I cater to them. The truth is I am ticklish plus I have a shoe fetish. I have a big closet of shoes; some I only have one outfit to wear with them. Most of my shoes are far from practicable, but I love designer shoes. I can spot a foot fetish guy quickly. I tease the ones who appear wealthy because it is tit for tat. You want a foot job? Well, I want a nice pair of shoes. You buy me the pair I have been eyeballing and I will let you cum on my feet. I find men at the high-end mall across town. It is not the mall of teens. It is the mall of trophy wives and rich soccer moms. The few men ever there are fetish guys. Either hanging out at lingerie stores for their panty fetishes or hanging at the shoe stores for their foot or shoe fetishes. When I met Michael, he was in the shoe department of Sacks 5th Ave. He was looking for a woman like me, so he could check out my sexy feet and my sexy legs. I spotted him immediately and made him a deal. I told him if he bought me some Jimmy Choos, I would bring him home and let him worship my feet. Guess who has a new pair of Jimmy Choos? I also got some hot cum on my toes.

Best Phone Sex Therapy for Your Wife

best phone sexThe best phone sex requires a big dick, at least for me! Tiny dick losers get the best phone fun with me because I give them the humiliation they need. Wives don’t want to rock the boat. They love their husbands regardless of their sexual inadequacies. I laugh at that notion. I was once that naïve. I would masturbate or cheat discreetly, and let my sexual needs take a back seat to my husband’s ego. Those days are long gone. I am a proud and loud cock size queen.  I don’t let men with small dicks fuck me. I also don’t let women think they need to deny their needs for their husband’s frail male ego. I saw a couple today who came to me for some phone sex therapy. I brought in my assistant to demonstrate what she deserves. Her husband came to see me thinking I was going to tell her to put her marriage first. I will never say that. I believe the woman is first. She is superior. Her orgasms matter more than his does. She liked what I was saying. After talking to her for a while, I brought in Chester. He is a frat boy who likes MILFs. Did I mention he has a big cock? When she saw his throbbing dick, she stripped naked and sucked him in front of her loser husband. I helped her deep throat his cock. The husband was not happy. I may not have saved their marriage but I sure as fuck saved her pussy from taking his little dick ever again.

This Phone Sex Therapist Tells You the Truth

phone sex therapistI love being a phone sex therapist. I get to talk to a variety of losers. I see a variety too during my office hours. A colleague asked for help off the record. I knew that meant he didn’t want me to take notes. He thinks his wife is cheating on him. Usually, if a man thinks his wife is cheating, she is because men aren’t as suspicious or as observant as women. Men and women, however, cheat for different reasons. Women either have asshole men and seek affection and affirmation from a different man or they just want a big dick. Men cheat because monogamy scares them, and they are horny toads. My colleague is a good man. I know he could fuck any hot coed he wants, but he doesn’t. He loves his wife. She is way out of his league. She married him I am sure because he is tenured, handsome and a decent guy. I had to ask him about his dick size. He told me he was a little bigger than average.  I feared he had no clue what average was, so I told him to show me. Maybe he was average for a Ken doll. He was not average for a man. He was not even average for a boy. He had a micro penis. I had to give him some small dick humiliation. Of course, his wife was cheating on him. Hell, he was so small, a 4-inch cock was twice the man he was. I told him let her cheat. Let her get what he clearly can’t give her. I talked to him about the benefits of being a cuckold husband. There are some pitfalls, but ultimately, being a willing cuckold is the only way to save a marriage. When I got home, I hit up his wife on Facebook. I need to make sure she is not fucking a 5-inch cock. That woman is a hot. She deserves 10-inches or more.