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Small Dick Humiliation was Warranted

small dick humiliationHe needed small dick humiliation and he got it. I was on a date. This was a man with a big bank account. He had everything I love in a man except the one thing that matters most, a dick. It was so small I thought he was born a girl and living as a man. My own clit was bigger. I was hopeful that he was the whole package because he was over 6 feet tall. Handsome, athletic and rich. Only problem was he was hung like a hamster. When he took his pants down, he was expecting a blowjob. That is not what he got, however. He got shamed. I laughed so hard I thought I would pee my panties. How could I be so wrong about a man? Normally, I am great about sizing up a man. He gave off no vibes of having a small dick. From his reaction, it was clear he had no clue he was small. Small is being generous. This was the most non-existent dick I had ever seen. The biggest disappointment too. He honestly thought I would fuck him because of his money. I looked him straight in the eyes, trying not to laugh and said, “I would not fuck you if you were the last man on earth. Not even if you paid me.” I walked right out of his place and went home and masturbated. I will never lower my standards. Dildos were made because of small dick losers like him.

Erotic Roleplaying Student Teacher

erotic roleplayingI love erotic roleplaying.  Often, art imitates life in the bedroom for me. I have a new lover. He found out I am a professor and his mind went wild with role play ideas. He is younger than me, but older than a college boy. I think he said he was 31. We met at the gym a couple weeks ago and have been fucking ever since. It is a friends with benefits relationship. It works for us both. He saw my Ph.D. framed in my office the other night and asked if I was a professor. He had a major crush on a college professor when he was at UCLA. She was not the naughty teacher I am, at least she was not with him. I was happy to spice up an already hot sex life. He dressed to look younger. I dressed like I was teaching a class not fucking a boy toy. I put my glasses on too. He loved that. We pretended he wanted extra-credit to keep his scholarship. I arranged for him to eat the teacher’s pussy and fuck her on her desk, so he could keep his football scholarship. Little does my boy toy know that I am making all sorts of special arrangements just like his fantasy.

Cuckold Phone Sex for Loser

cuckold phone sexSome men need cuckold phone sex more than others. Just like some men need to watch a woman suck a big cock more than others. Tony is a colleague. He is nice and smart, but he is a wimp. The kind of man who is a doormat for any woman. I will walk all over a doormat. I will fuck a man. Tony is persistent. He keeps asking me out. I keep saying no. I decided he needed to see me fuck a real man. I invited him over for dinner. The dinner for me was a big fat cock I was devouring. I timed it right so Tony would see me sucking his cock. Holy shit he didn’t react how I assumed he would. He pulled out his little dick and rubbed it. Doormat. He was acting like he thought I wanted. I enjoyed fucking my stud nonetheless. I didn’t care what Tony was saying or doing because I was lost in a big cock. I gave him some small dick humiliation that he ate up too. On the phone, I am used to easy cuckolds; in real life it rarely goes that way. Tony is just so pathetic, he acted like he thought I would want a cuck to act. I love cuckolds, but I prefer them to resist a little initially. 

Best Phone Sex Teacher

best phone sexI always tell guys the best phone sex is with a mature woman. I mean it too. Now that school is back in session full-time, I am seeing young coeds and fraternity boys daily. I am like a fat brat in a candy store on a college campus. I want one of everything. My classes are filled with a lot of young studs. This semester, I have my pick of the litter for teacher’s pet. I am still auditioning students. Right now, I am in between a cute coed and a sexy young Australian exchange student for the pet of the semester. The coed is in the best sorority on campus. She has a sweet tasting cunt. And she is bisexual with mommy issues. I sometimes get calls to be a phone sex mommy, so if some hot piece of ass wants to eat my pussy all semester, I am in. She can even call me mommy as she eats my cunt. The lad is sexy because of his accent. He also has a sizable cock for an 18-year-old boy. Handsome and brooding in a young Russell Crowe sort of way. I had just finished eating the coed’s cunt when I got pounded by the hot exchange student. Maybe I can have two teachers pets. I am in charge after all. 

Phone Sex Therapy with Your Wife

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She called me for phone sex therapy. I occasionally get calls from women. Usually, the women are sexually frustrated with their husbands and need guidance. Your wife came to the right woman because I told her how to cuckold you. Ginger told me about your three-inch dick. She also told me about your limp dick issues and the fact that you refuse to eat pussy. I told her to leave your loser ass, but she likes being married. She likes having you in her life. She just doesn’t enjoy fucking you. Can’t say that I blame her. I told her to cuckold you. I told her to get a lover. I told her that you would either support her need for big working dick, or you would bitch and moan because you are a selfish loser. Listen up husbands. If your dick is less than 7-inches, you can’t do your job as a husband. You can’t do all your job at least with such a small dick. The only way to make your wife happy, is to get her a lover. As a phone sex therapist, I had Ginger bring her husband to see me too. I had a stud with a large cock ready to fuck us both while he watched. Seeing is believing. Once a husband sees his wife moaning and squirting on a big cock, he knows he has been disappointing the woman he loves. Wake up men. The times have changed. If you have a small dick, you need to take a backseat to a man with a big cock.

Great Blowjobs are for Great Cocks Only

great blowjobsNot every man deserves great blowjobs. Some men don’t deserve head at all. I am a great cock sucker. Every woman is. So, the question you must ask yourself is, “If I get bad head, is it her fault or mine?” I am here to tell you the issue is not a woman’s cock sucking skills. It is your lack of cock. Woman enjoy giving head when there is a big cock to be enthusiastic about. If a woman is not enthused to go down on you, my guess is you have an underwhelming cock. I am also known to many as a phone sex therapist. Any time a couple comes to me and the man is complaining about his wife’s lousy sexual skills, the first thing I do is ask to see his dick. Almost all the time, it is a 5-inch or less dick. That’s a cock not worthy of a woman’s efforts. I would not waste my energy sucking your pathetic dick. If you are that small and complaining about your sexual dissatisfaction, I am going to ask you the tough questions like what about your wife’s sexual pleasure. Therapy clients are often disappointed with me because I side with the woman. If you have a small dick and you are worried about you, then you need a reality check. Your woman needs a lover. Some one who cares about her sexual pleasure before his sexual pleasure. You deserve to be cuckolded not only because you have a small dick, but because you are a selfish bastard who can’t see past his little dick. Women only give their best moves for the best cocks. If a woman isn’t all over you like white on rice, then you need to look at your dick and ask yourself why because it is a woman’s nature to please.

Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex takes different forms. Some guys are cuckolds in the sense that they just want their wives to have lovers. They know that they are too sexually inadequate to take care of their spouse’s sexual needs. And some cuckolds are more about the cocks their wives are taking. They want to fluff the cock for their wives. They want to lick the creampie out of their wives’ pussies. They even want to get fucked and humiliated by their wives’ hung lovers. Which kind of cuckold are you? I love cucks. I don’t fuck cucks, but I groom them. I help them be the best cuckolds they can be for their wives and for themselves. I am a phone sex therapist. I specialize in sexual dysfunction, small dick shame and cuckolding. Many men want to be cuckolds but don’t know how to get their wives on board. Some men have small dicks and just don’t know what to do to help their wives get sexual satisfaction. And some men just don’t even know yet that they are incapable of pleasing women. That is my cue. I want to help you help your wife get the sexual pleasure she deserves because women cum first.

Phone Sex Therapist

phone sex therapistI love being a phone sex therapist. It gives me great pleasure to hear about your sexual dysfunction. Guys with working cocks or normal fetishes don’t call me. I get calls from small dick losers and guys with kinks and fetishes they can’t tell their wives or partners. So many men want to be cuckolded, they just lack a willing partner. I think it is because women are emotionally different than men. Yes, there are plenty of size queen women like me, but the average married woman values her vows. So, when her husband tells her to cheat, it doesn’t always go over well. Women and men don’t cheat for the same reasons. If you want your wife to fuck men with bigger dicks, then you need some phone sex therapy with a woman like me. I will help you guide your wife into cuckolding you. There is a chance that she is cheating on you behind your back, but if that is the case, I can help you get her to fuck her stud in front of you. Cuckolding lets you be a part of her fun and pleasure. If you can’t satisfy your wife, you don’t need to get a divorce. You just need to be a cuckold.

Naughty Teacher Farah Needs a Teacher’s Pet

naughty teacher Naughty teacher Farah is happy to be back to school full time again. I only teach 3 days a week, but I am on campus recruiting my next teacher’s pet. I think I found one on Friday. He is a foreign exchange student from Germany. He is rugged looking, built like a linebacker, smart and has a sexy accent that makes my cunt wet when he talks. He was the first student to stop by my office hours during the first week of classes. I think he is sweet on me already. He speaks English fine, just with a German accent. We were able to communicate. He told me has always had a teacher / student fantasy. I love erotic roleplaying in the bedroom. Why not in my office too? I mean, he really is my student and I am his teacher. I told him the terms of being the teacher’s pet and he wanted the job. I sat on my big cherry oak desk with my legs spread and he practiced his oral skills. I don’t know what they teach over in Germany, but my guess was expert cunt licking. My toes were curling. My body was shaking. And I was squirting. Week one and I already have a teacher’s pet!

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Sissy Humiliation

sissy humiliationSissy humiliation is so much fun, especially with men who don’t yet know they are sissies! I often meet men who don’t know they were not put on this earth to satisfy women. Trent is my latest sissy project. What a sissy too. First, he has this feminine voice. He has not an ounce of masculinity in his voice. Second, he is tiny in statue with feminine features like soft skin and thin lips. He even has small hands and feet. Finally, he as a 3-inch dick. It is neither big nor thick. It is a clitty stick at best. So, when he tried to fuck me, I put my arm out and laughed. I laughed hard. It was a reaction he was not prepared for either. He has a good job. Makes more money than I do, but I explained that money doesn’t matter. I have it and I am very comfortable. Mature sexy women like me only need a big cock, which he was lacking. He was not prepared for small dick humiliation either, but he got it too. It didn’t take long for me to have him in panties on his knees worshiping my cunt and ass the only way he can, with his tongue. I laughed at him and called him a good boy. I am sorry. I don’t care how nice you are or how wealthy you are. If you have a small dick, you are my sissy or my cuckold. If you can’t handle that, don’t hit on me and don’t call me.