I’ve never laughed as hard as I’ve laughed tonight. Went on a date with a tall dark and handsome gentleman and actually had a good time. The date went so well that I invited him back to my place for coffee. And everyone knows that coffee at the end of a date means “let’s fuck”. I get him upstairs and we’re kissing and making out like crazy and it feels so good. I’m excited because he’s a pretty big guy with huge hands and feet, so I’m expecting a huge cock. But when he pulled his cock out it was a big letdown, because he had the smallest dick I’ve ever seen. It was so short and thin that it was a shocking thing to behold. I really tried not to laugh but I couldn’t suppress it. I laughed so hard that tears fell from my eyes. He just stood there beet red in the face totally humiliated. He covered his tiny cock with a hand and I moved his hand to take a picture because my friends wouldn’t believe his size without proof. The tiny dick man put his clothes back on and walked out of my apartment.
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Teeny Tiny Peenie
Glory Hole
When I do a glory hole I not only give them my mouth to get them off. But I also give them my sexy boobs to cum all over. Let them feel my hard nipple with their “little head.” Awe but do not worry. After they cum on my titty and nipple. I stick that scrumptious tool back into my mouth. Making sure I drain every last drop out. Hehe!! Ya know what they say good to the very last drop. And finger licking good. Lol!! I like to go visit the glory holes 2 or 3 times a week. To get my fix of dicks. When I start shaken I mosey on down to my favorite hang out spot.
*Ready For Anything Ramona*
You May Watch
I will allow you to watch Me as I fuck this BBC right in front of you. Do not worry your pretty Little head. I will allow you to be the one to take care of My needs. Buy Me whatever I want. Take Me anywhere in the world I wish to go. Pay all My bills and obey My every command. But your dick is small and not worth much. I Am gonna get myself some real Cock. Not that itsy bitsy thing you have between your legs. You may watch. I want you to see what a real cock can do. How a real cock satisfies a real woman. Something you can never accomplish with that clit size dick.
Cum
I love this picture of myself. I think I look great with all this cum on me. Giggles I would look better with more cum on me. I wish I could be covered in cum from head to toe. And all three of my fuck holes full of cum that I just leak out cum for hours and hours. I can not get enough cum baby. I am always on the look for more cum and new cum. I have had every guy in the neighborhood. At least three times. And I do enjoy their repeated visits to my holes. However I always need new cum to fill my three holes and to cover my body. I love it when multiply guys show up at once. Or when one guy shows up and there is still a guy here who is not done. I love it when they join together to give me their fuck rods. One of the things on my bucket list is to do hundred guys all at once and to have all their cum on my body and all their cum in all my holes. Giggles I will be leaking for days.
Hot Sexy Woman Domme
Do you want a Hot sex woman Domme like Me to be your ruler? I will put you under my thumb. And keep you at My feet. You may worship Me every day. Kissing and washing My feet with your tongue. Drying My feet off with your hair. Then you may praise Me. Tell Me how grateful and how much you love Me. Tell Me how much you desire me. Tell Me how much you want to please Me in all aspects. When I ask for something I expect it right away. When I command an action from you. I want that action,which I commanded done right away. With a smile on your face. And eagerness in your movements. You will never walk unless the need arises. You will never cum, piss, eat, drink, sleep or anything else, without My permission. You will always wear My collar. A beautiful diamond crusted purple collar with the inscription: This boi property of Goddess Clarissa. If you take off this collar means banishment from My world. If you are afraid the collar is coming loose and may fall off. Say something. Only I may remove your collar and put back on your neck. I expect peace, so you will get along with other boi’s that live and serve Me. I pay special attention to My favorite boi. If you wish this to be you. Then you have to work at it. Please Me unconditionally. Without question, With happiness. And this can get you in the position of being My favorite boi. I expect you to take care of all My needs. In every way any time I wish. When I bring real Men home to please Me. You will be kneeling and quiet unless otherwise instructed. I will make you watch as I Am ravished by another. If you think you can handle this and would like to be a boi to this Goddess, you know where to find Me.
Princess phone sex
Babe look at me opening this pussy wide open for you, while you fuck my tight little fucking asshole! I want to ride your cock all night long. I love how you get my pussy all fucking wet baby! I cant wait for you to get down on your knees and start licking my pretty little tight pussy! Oh yeah baby I love you so much keep fucking me like this every night and you will have to turn my little princess ass into your wife! I love how you fuck me every night and I just want to make you and your big fat long juicy cock happy! Let me pour some vanilla flavor onto your dick and let me start sucking your cock till I could drain all that cum out your big fat dick! I just want to milk your cock into my pretty little mouth baby!








Look at your sexy big titty Latina! This big tits are all yours honey! Cum here take my clothes off and make me your woman! Grab my huge tits with both your hands and lick my nipples! Yum rub your face all over my big tits and tell me how bad you want to stick your big fat juicy dick in my cunt! Hell yeah I cant wait for you to penetrate me with that big peace of meat! My pussy is so dripping wet for you now honey! Pick me up against the wall so I could put my thick Latina legs around your waist and you just ram your dick in my tight pussy! Fuck yeah keep fucking me baby pound my pussy fuck yeah! I’m in love with you and your big fat long juicy dick and Oh my that big fat mushroom head you have makes me squirt all the time! 





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