Best phone sex is honest phone sex. Guys ask me all the time what is my favorite thing to talk about on a call. I always give a vague answer because variety is the spice of life. I like to talk about all sorts of things, but I keep it real. I have no limits because so many many things get this mature phone sex slut wet. Just today I got off so good, I squirted on my computer screen. What made me so hot and bothered that I coated my laptop in girl jizz? Small cock humiliation. I couldn’t fuck Shane’s small pecker, but I sure as fuck could laugh at it. I did just that. I let out a litany of small dick slams, while calling him worthless and ordering him to go put on some pretty pink panties. A decade ago, I likely would have been nice and coddled a tiny dick loser, but the gloves are off now. And you know what? It is such a turn on to not hold back. As a seasoned phone whore, I give you the honest truth. So, if you can’t handle the truth, then I am the wrong phone sex therapist for you. Brutal honesty makes my pussy drip.
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Best Phone Sex is Honest Phone Sex
Filling In For A Friend
My dear friend is the masseuse for the Hawks. That is right the Seattle Sea-hawks. It’s preseason and she got sick with the flu. She needed someone to fill in for her so she gave me a call since only a doctor can technically do the job. Never mind that I am a sex therapist not a licensed masseuse. I have a license. There was no way I was going to turn down the chance to rub down a bunch of muscular, hot and sweaty football players. I could only imagine what they are working with between their legs and how much stamina they must have!
Standing there in the locker room as they come in off the field, the smell of masculinity and testosterone is thick in the air and my pussy soaks my panties. Without thinking I reach between my legs and start rubbing my pussy and my nipples get rock hard and strain against the material of my skimpy blouse. This is going to be one interesting afternoon.
What To Do?
It’s a lazy Sunday afternoon. What to do? My nipples are hard and my pussy is aching but the only one here is my husband with his tiny dick and inadequate ability to satisfy this pussy of mine.
I think I will dig out some huge toys from my treasure chest and pop in my favorite big dick porn and make him watch as I fuck myself to completion while watching men I don’t even know fuck on the tube.
He will sit there with that forlorn look on his face and that wistful look in his eyes. The one that says he would give anything in the world to be inside my hot wet pussy. That if he had a Jeanie in a bottle he would wish for a big dick and the ability to be a real man to his gorgeous wife.
I of course will taunt and humiliate him, which brings me more pleasure and makes me cum harder then if I was masturbating alone.
Great Blowjobs Lead to Hot Fucking
Great blowjobs lead to great fucking. So anytime I have the chance to school a girl in all things fucking, I start with teaching her how to give amazing head. A guy who has just had his cock sucked like a vacuum cleaner, not only fucks better but is more in tune to your body. He wants to return the favor. Good head begets good head. And as a woman, nothing makes us moan more than a man who will spend hours between our legs worshiping our pretty bald pussies. I had a girlfriend over last night who sadly is lacking in the blowjob skills department. I invited my neighbor over. He was happy to provide a test cock. I showed her how to use her hands and tongue in unison. How to caress the bulbous head of his shaft with the soft part of her mouth. Even demonstrated how to make the testicles throb. She had never tea bagged before. He was leaking pre cum all down his shaft as we worked our mouths on his rod. Of course once he was fucking rock hard, we had to fuck him. But not before he ate out both of our pussies until his face looked like a glazed donut. Good cocksucking leads to pussy squirting every time.
The Best Phone Sex is Unexpected
The best phone sex can happen anywhere anytime. I use to talk dirty to my second husband before I became a professional phone sex whore. I remember this one time when he was overseas. It was night time where he was and I was home from work baking for a holiday party later that night. I had just put a batch of cookies in the oven when he called. I took my clothes off, hopped up on my kitchen island and started rubbing my clit as I listened to my husband tell me how well he would eat my pussy. I could hear him slapping his hard shaft, which made me rub my clit harder. One of the many reasons I became a professional mature phone sex slut was so I could hear men jacking off for me.
I was lost in the sensation of my pussy pulsating that I neglected to smell the burning coming from the oven until the smoke detectors went off and the sprinklers came on. I was laying on the kitchen island naked and wet when my neighbor burst in thinking I needed saving. And I thought chivalry was dead. I stunned him being naked and spread eagle. But he must have liked what he saw because he had a huge boner in his pants. By this time I had disconnected with my husband on the phone. I did not get my happy ending, but there was a handsome man in front of me with a hard on. Seemed like providence to me.
It would have been rude of me not to blow him after he was planning on risking his life to save me, right? A blowjob is not cheating I told myself as I swallowed his hard shaft down my throat. I may have crossed a line when he started fucking me on the kitchen island, but I had just nearly escaped death! He fucked me pretty damn good too. Why is it that cheating sex is so hot? We vowed never to fuck again as we were both married and neighbors, but that didn’t go as planned. He was a really good fuck. Few months after my husband came back to the states we divorced. Turns out I can’t just have one cock in my pussy. Fidelity isn’t my thing.
So here I am a twice divorced, getting off with my callers on the phone and fucking whomever I want. I love my life. Fidelity is overrated.