Small dick humiliation was what he deserved. I am in my forties. My days of praising little dicks like they are the greatest gift to my pussy are long gone. Seriously, the audacity of this guy to think he could fuck me with three inches pissed me off. What happened was that I was out with girlfriends Friday night. This loser was buying us drinks. I guess he thought that entitled him to something more than a thank you. When I went to the bathroom I guess he misread the signal. There was no signal. I had to pee from one too many Pixie stick Martinis. He followed me into to the bathroom and pulled his cock out. Erase that. What he had was no cock. He whipped out his clitty. He expected a blowjob in the john. I am not a drunk college girl. I am a mature hot sexy woman. I don’t blow clit sticks in the bathroom of clubs. Now, if his cock was thirteen inches, that is a definite possibility. But, an inch worm, no way. I laughed at his small nub. I pulled off my panties and tossed them in his face. I explained since he had a clit, he belonged in panties more than me. He had this indignant look on his face like no woman had ever laughed at his micro penis before. I couldn’t stop laughing. I took some pictures with my camera phone, so my girlfriends could have a good laugh too. Oh, my god, he started to cry like a fucking pansy. He claimed I was so mean. He was the one who had the archaic view that buying me drinks deserves head in the bathroom as thanks. Seriously loser, what the fuck? Let his experience be a warning to you. Don’t think any woman will be so grateful for martinis that she will blow your short stack in a club bathroom. I can buy my own martinis.
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Phone Sex Therapist Farah
Phone sex therapist is what people call me. I don’t just counsel guys who pay me. I counsel students and friends too. Earlier in the week I got a call from a teacher friend of mine. Last year he married a girl way out of his league and half his age. I was suspicious of why they got married, then I discovered she was a mail order bride. She was looking for a stable man to get her green card. He called me upset because he thinks Tatiana is cheating on him. I was just surprised to find out it took him a year to figure that out. She is a hot 22-year-old and he is a frumpy dumpy 50-year-old man with a comb over and most likely a small dick. He comes from money; he teaches because he wants too, not because he needs the income. My guess was she knew he had family money and figured she could endure anything to leave Russia. Sometimes phone sex therapy is hard to deliver. I gave him a wake-up call. I had him check her panties in the hamper. Sure enough they all had cum stains. Of course, she was cheating. She is fucking hot. The female teachers would all do her over him. He is one of those desperate love lorn men. I told him if he really loves her, he will let her have all the big cock she can handle. He can divorce her and lose the hottest woman he will ever have, or he could be her cuckold husband. Think about it guys. If your woman is way out of your league and you have a small cock, you will not keep her happy. Let her fuck whoever she wants if you can say you are married to a hot woman. If you want to be a great husband, watch her fuck a big dick. Get her ready for her play dates. Maybe get some sloppy seconds. When you call me for advice, it may not always be what you want to hear but it will be what you need to hear.
Cuckold Phone Sex
Cuckold phone sex is my favorite kind of call. Guys ask me what I am into. I am into a lot of things, but honestly, nothing turns me on more than fucking big dicks and shaming little ones. My ex-husband number two has been trying to get back together with me. Not sure why, because he knows I am a cock size queen. He thinks it was some sort of phase I went through and that with Viagra helping old dicks get hard, I would let him back into my bed. I let him back into my bedroom, but not how he was wanting. When I told him to come to my bedroom, it was so he could watch me fuck a younger stud. A younger stud with a bigger and thicker cock. I was riding Tom reverse cowgirl when Dave, my ex-husband, walked in. He started yelling about what a cunt I am and how I will never change. He stopped dead in his tracks when I asked to see if he has changed. All his new bravado, I thought perhaps he had grown a few more inches since I last saw him naked. My laugher was uncontrollable when I realized he his dick had shrunk not gotten bigger. My lover told him to put some panties on to cover up his shameful clitty stick. My ex was never good with small dick humiliation. Are you? I mean, any man, my exes included, is stupid to think a size queen would suddenly stop caring about dick size. If anything, over the years, I have become more of one. I get older, but my cocks get longer. I think my ex finally came around to accepting the fact that the only place he has in my world is as my cuckold. Think you will learn your place easier than my ex?
Phone Sex Therapy for Cuckolds
He needed phone sex therapy badly. His wife has been cheating on him a lot longer than he thinks. Wives always cheat long before their loser hubbies catch on. Denny’s tale was not unusual. I hear it over and over from cuckold men who have no clue they are being cuckolded. Wife suddenly going to the gym or yoga daily but wears make-up. Wife suddenly interested in her appearance. Wife never has time for sex. Wife showers when comes home from the gym but isn’t in gym clothes. Wife suddenly secretive with her phone and seems to be texting a lot more than usual. The first thing I ask any caller with a story like this is how big is his dick. I really should phrase it like, “how small is your dick.” Almost every man with a cheating wife has a small dick. The few that have a nice size cock, usually have dick issues that require a little blue pill and a 2-4 hour window to see the benefit. Guys amaze me in their stupidity. As women mature, things like dick size and timely erections mater more to their sexual pleasure. Guys with cheating wives have three choices: ignore it, divorce her or be her cuckold. I recommend the later every time. Being a cuckold is the best option for men with tiny dicks. At least you can watch and participate in your wife’s sexual exploits. Chances of you finding another lover are slim. If your own wife doesn’t want to fuck you, why would a stranger? As a phone sex therapist, I help men like Denny understand their options and make the best choice. If a man loves his wife, he should want her sexual happiness even if that means she must fuck other men. Don’t be a double loser by being an asshole who doesn’t want his woman sexually satisfied.
FEMDOM TEEN
Femdom phone sex makes my tight teen twat so fucking wet. I mean you are my pretty crossdresser who can’t keep your hands out of your girlfriends’ panty drawer. You keep sending me messages of how sexy you are in your pink panties and bra. How pretty you are my little fuck toy. I want your voice high pitched as we try on panties and put pink lipstick on your sissy fagot ass. Oh, I know I have to force you to be my pretty bitch right? Is your cock that worthless that I need to turn you into a girl? How about you model your panties bra and stockings for me and this huge cock I am sucking? I mean this is a real mans dick after all and it belongs in my mouth. My big dicked friend thinks you are so hot baby he starts fucking my mouth and wants you to watch him shoot his load on my perfect teen tits and have you lick it off. Baby its just a little forced crossdressing and I know you love it. Come play with me.
XOXOXO,
Your Teen Mistress CJ
Coed Fun
Sexy Coed sex is one of my favorite pastimes. I might be your Teen Dream for cuckolding but I do love as everyone watches me fuck my dorm mate out on the balcony. She has been teasing me and tonight I took her hands above her head and shoved my naked body against her. You will give me your pussy bitch! She whimpered like a kitten as I undid her bra and tore her panties off. I kissed her hard and her lip bled a little from my bites. I bend her over calling her a slutty whore and shoved my fingers inside her. She was soaking wet I knew she needed a good fisting before I even touched her twat with my tongue. She screamed as a crowd gathered to watch me fuck her. She squirted in my face and I turned her so she would squirt down on the crowd below us. I spread her legs wide and slurped and licked like never before. Her moans made the onlookers clap and whistle. I pulled her by the hair into the living room and waited for your arrival. As you sat I proceeded to fist her again and again with my bare slit dancing in front of you. you left my allowance after you jerked your cock. Such a good cuckold for me baby.