My neighbor has an ass fetish. We flirt from across the street. I have a big cock fetish, so he shows me his cock when I show him my ass. That is what is called a win win situation. It was sunny yesterday morning, but cold. When I went to get my paper, my neighbor was doing the same thing. You guessed it. I flashed him my ample ass. I even twerked it. I almost caused an accident when a car drove down the street. I heard the screeching of the tires. I went back inside because it was too cold. He flashed me his morning wood, but he wasn’t fully erect. It was too cold for a full hard on. He is married, so we have not made a naughty neighbor porn together yet. That all changed yesterday. He came over to tell me he is done with his cock teasing neighbor. It was time to bury his cock in my ass and pussy instead of just jacking off to the thought. I would have fucked him the moment I knew he was hung like a horse if it wasn’t for his dedication to his wife. They fuck. She is not a shrew like my next door neighbor’s wife. The problem is she complains that he is too big for her ass. He loves anal fucking. He is not too big for my ass, however. I bent over the couch, spread my ass cheeks and begged him to fuck my ass. He wasted no time sliding his thick shaft up my willing ass. No such thing as too big for me. As I grunted like a wild animal, we fucked in my living room while his wife was paying bills across the street. She thought he was over to help me build a shelf. Sweet, but dumb. Any man in my house is there to fuck. I can’t be trusted with hung men. My ass is still hurting today, but in a hurts so good way.
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My Neighbor Has an Ass Fetish
Worthless
I took your ball and tied some sowing thread tightly around them, to cut off the blood circulation. I also took some clothes pins and attached them to your soft shaft you have on that tiny dick. I figure your little itty bitty dick can give no woman or man any pleasure so why do you need that between your legs. That thread will stay there until those grape size balls fall right off. And you better get better with your tongue if you don’t want me to take thread and tightly bind that too. The only reason I still keep you around is for your money and your ability to do women’s bitch work so fucking well. Other than that I have not found anything else you are good for.
Phone Sex Therapy All Day
Phone sex therapy happens all the time with me. Some guys don’t even know they need it until they call. This morning a new caller discovered me. He got his tax return on a prepaid card and thought it would be a discreet way to have some fun without his wife knowing about it. I encourage married men with curious wives or joint accounts to always use a prepaid card! This was just a horny man calling for a regular vanilla fuck. I love a good phone fuck; however, I still have a size requirement. I am not masturbating and moaning for a small dick. A smart man would just lie to me. Tell me he has a big cock, although I can often tell from a voice how endowed someone is or is not! He didn’t sound gay. He didn’t sound like a sissy, but he told me he had 5 hard inches for me. Now, a 5-inch cock may not be small, but it is hardly big either. It is what I call pathetically average. I don’t fuck average cock. What hot sexy woman yells, “Give me your 5-inch dick stud?” No woman does. I gave him some tough love. I explained his cock is average. It is not small. It is not big. It’s the Goldilocks of cocks, but not just right for me. Just right for me is big. I will settle for 7 inches if the rest of the package is nice, but 8 is usually my bare minimum in dick size. At first, my caller was trying to assert dominance over me, but I don’t play those games. By the end of our call, he was fucking his man pussy with his wife’s dildo and buying a pair of my panties to keep his nub secure. That is the power of a sexy phone sex slut!
Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy
Cuckold phone sex is what I enjoy the most. Making fun of your tiny equipment that couldn’t satisfy a Barbie doll is so much fun. I tease guys in my personal life incessantly about their tiny dicks; especially the losers who want to bang me but don’t pass the length requirement. John is a teacher at my school. Outwardly, he looks like a catch. He is handsome and gainfully employed. He is divorced, but dates. He is a serial dater. He knows I am a sex therapist. He came to me months ago for some personal advice and direction. He wanted to know why he can’t get a woman to commit. I knew that if no woman was wanting to be in a relationship with him there was something I was missing. I would have dated him if he was not a teacher at my school. I will fuck the students, but the faculty is off limits to my pussy. What is that saying about not shitting where you eat?
This sexy babe is smart. Intra office relationships only cause turmoil. I had dinner with John to tell him we could only be friends. He was cool with that, but he still wanted my help in finding a long term girlfriend. I asked him the tough question. How was he in bed? He admitted what he lacked in length he made up for with enthusiasm. I knew what the problem was when he said that. Women want size: length and girth are important. Since he was in the friend zone, I had him show me his dick. It was a baby dick at best. The tiniest thing I have seen on a full grown man. He was not happy with my brand of tough phone sex therapy at first but understanding why women flee from you is half the battle to happiness. I have been training him to be a cuckold and a sissy. He accepts now that he will never be the romantic lead in a woman’s life. The best he can hope for is to be a sissy or cuckold. Do you need help understanding your role in a woman’s life?
Pay for my exotic vacation
It’s a perfect day to send me all of your savings, my bratty little ass is craving an exotic and tropical vacation, all pay pig funded of course. While I spend my entire day lounging by the pool and drinking expensive champagne with my hott girlfriends, you are working your third job for the week to fund my elite lifestyle. I have you right where I want you and i’ll always keep you there, wrapped around my finger, obsessed and begging for more! Hand over your weekly paycheck, i’m going to book myself a first class flight to paradise and the only thing i’m packing to bring with me are my sexy bikinis, tiny dresses and high heels! That’s all that is even needed! Fuel your addiction for supporting the classy lifestyle of a gorgeous goddess like me. The best part about all of this is that your financial submission lies in the hands of a hottie that you will never ever have, haha I can’t help but laugh! It always humors me to know that during mature phone sex I am able to have a man twice my age on his knees, emptying out his every earning straight into my palm. I’m already packing my bags, all that’s missing is your credit card.