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The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex calls require honesty. I am a blunt woman. Guys call me to tell me about their problems. I listen to men whine about not getting laid. If a guy isn’t getting laid by his woman something is up and chances are it is not his dick. Karl called me this morning with the familiar story of how him and his girlfriend never have sex after he takes her out for a fancy dinner. They have been dating for months now. They had sex once, but since then she has excuse after excuse for why they can’t fuck. She is happy to drain his wallet but not his balls. I asked the tough question. I asked him how big his dick was and if it got hard easily. Old Karl has a four-inch cock. He even added a 1/4 to his dick size. Now that is desperate to sound big. Come on Karl. You have a small dick and you are dating out of your league. A hot sexy woman of any age can have just about any man she wants. She sure as hell is not going to settle for a man with 4 1/4 inch dick. Men make the mistake of thinking women owe them something for taking them out. I owe you nothing but a thank you for showing me an enjoyable time. If you are spending lots of money on a woman and not getting any action in return, ask yourself, “is my dick bigger than 7 inches?” If the answer is no, there is the problem. Buy yourself a pocket pussy and consider dating less attractive women. The hot girls will go out with you, but they are fucking other men. You are a free meal, someone else is the good fuck. Consider that some free phone sex therapy boys.

Phone Sex Therapy: A Big Cock is No Good if You Don’t Know To Use It

phone sex therapyBeing a phone sex therapist is informed by my day job. I am history teacher and human anatomy instructor, or sex education teacher. Students come to my office hours all the time with sex questions.  I counsel students constantly about their sexual issues. Yesterday, a young girl came to me to complain about her boyfriend. I don’t think she wanted help as much as she wanted to vent. He has a big dick. Size wasn’t the issue, but as I told her, what good is a big cock if you don’t know how to use it. I will take a 7 inch dick over a foot long dong any day if the smaller cock knows how to use what he has for my pleasure. Some men put forth zero effort and rely solely on their big dick. Women need foreplay. We need lubricated with fingers and tongues. Guys who just think women are ready for 12 inches of hard cock in their pussies with no foreplay are as bad as the guys with 2 inch dicks who think they are god’s gift to women. I told her to kick him to the curb because a man who won’t eat pussy or give a woman an ounce of foreplay doesn’t care about her pleasure. He is a loser like the guy with a turtle dick incapable of giving a woman an orgasm. I don’t need a 12 inch dick, but I don’t want less than 7 inches either. Sexy chicks who are size queens, however, will take an above average cock over a monster cock any day if the man that cock belongs too will eat pussy. Smaller guys, average guys work harder in the bedroom. I am willing to reward hard effort with my mature pussy. So, ask yourself if you really satisfy the ladies with your porn star monster dick. If not, maybe you need some phone therapy.

Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is something a cock size queen is good at giving. I did a call with a guy yesterday who was so small it was like his dick was invisible. It was a micro penis. A turtle hiding in its shell. He sent me pictures. It was hard to contain my laughter. I have seen small dicks, but I think this was the smallest dick I have ever not seen. It was so small I couldn’t see it with cheaters on. I had to share the photos with my fellow phone sex sluts. They all got a good laugh. Then we talked about how sad it must be to be him. Girls don’t want to fuck him. They don’t want to marry him either. He knew he was small. He was self aware at least. I asked him why he was calling. He likes candid women. He didn’t need phone sex therapy. He knew he had a micro dick.  He just enjoyed the laughter of a sexy mature woman. When you have a micro dick, you don’t have many options with the ladies. You can be a cuckold. You can be a sissy. You can be entertainment. Do you have a micro penis? I could us another good laugh.

My best friends husband has lost his Mind 

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Karla my best girlfriend has a really plush life I mean her husband is so fucking rich, he buys her anything that her spoiled ass wants. Last month he took her on a two-week special vacation and he even invited me and we had a ball to remember. We came back and he treated us to a lavish shopping spree and spa day, it was absolutely amazing. He was acting sort of weird but Karla never pays much attention to him when shopping time happens and I don’t blame her, we shop big and bigger than most. Anyway, her husband had a big meeting with a few hundred shareholders about some kind of multi-billion-dollar deal. He was really acting strange too I tried to bring it to her attention but she was preoccupied so I called him into his private office and told him I was noticing that he was a ball of nerves and I felt that I had to help him or he would fuck up his major money deal. He spilled out to me while I started to unzip his pants and take his throbbing dick out oozing pre-cum, that she hadn’t fucked him the whole vacation. I swallowed his cock to the balls and let him fuck my moist mouth until he filled me with cum. I know the importance of him being on top of his game so I swallowed every drop of his hot salty sweet cum and cleaned everything round with my tongue so he could go get that deal done. My best friend’s husband lost well, almost lost his mind until I saved the day I know I’m the best girlfriend a rich spoiled girl could have because I will make she keeps shopping big.

I save it

cocksucking phone sex My husband is such a pain. He always wants to hear about my cocksucking phone sex calls. Obviously being married as long as we have he already knows the skills in which I possess with my mouth. He is just not lucky enough to receive it anymore. I would rather use my skills with the clients that come into my office. Some men have never known the softness of a tongue against the shaft of their cock, or the slippery feeling of someone’s mouth wrapped around their dick. Or even the feeling of busting their load into luscious lips like mine. These are some of the things the Doc helps you with. And if I gave it to my husband there wouldn’t be any left for you.

Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexI love cuckold phone sex therapy calls. Nothing gets me wetter than laughing at your tiny dick and hearing all the excuses you have for why you aren’t fucking your wife. Men listen up. If your wife has excuse after excuse for not fucking you, you most likely are a cuckold. Women of a certain age want and need to fuck. If they aren’t fucking you, they are fucking someone. Trust me. I know about mature women. I have been one for a couple decades now. Men think that if they have an average or even above average cock, their wives won’t cheat. That is nonsense. Size matters, but what good is fucking a decent sized cock if it can’t get hard, stay hard or bring a woman pleasure. Some men have limp dicks and don’t know how to use what they got. I would cheat on a man with a 7-inch cock in a heartbeat if that cock was rarely working or a 12-inch cock came around. I told this caller today who uses me as his phone sex therapist to wake up. His wife has not touched him in months. She stays late at work and goes in early too. She comes home from work with bed head. I have never come home from teaching with bed head unless I was fucking a student before I came home. I asked him a series of questions and when he thought about the answers, he realized he had a cheating wife. I asked him some tough questions about himself too. Despite an above average cock, he has erectile dysfunction. A woman in her sexual prime needs working dick. I broke the news to him that his hot wife likely has a young lover. Many wives take younger lovers because they only want sex too.  When he thought about it he realized his wife spends a lot of time with her 22-year-old assistant. If you call me for therapy, understand I am nothing but honest. Can you handle the truth?

Phone Sex Therapist On Duty

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It’s time you set an appointment with your seductive Phone Sex Therapist! I know you have been craving my body and your Manhood has not been satisfied by your wife/girlfriend in a while.  I know you need to be spoiled by my tight pussy. Tell me all about your secret fetishes. God Knows you don’t get (Good) Pussy regularly. A man will start looking elsewhere for his needs to be met. See my second picture? I am not shy about roleplaying Daddy / Little Girl scenes either.  I can be your hot family member or you can take my classy ass to the local porn theater to get gangbanged as you watch. I keep my body perfect and my libido is off the charts. I know what a good man like you needs. You need that throbbing cum dripping man meat sucked and shoved in tight holes where all you have to do is lay back and let me ride or pump my hips. Why spoil a woman who won’t put out when you can come to me for a little naughty phone therapy?

Xoxoxo,

Genessa; your Discreet Pleasurephone sex therapy

Phone sex therapy

Phone sex therapyAs you already know, one call with me is not nearly enough to feed your sex addiction. I’m hard to resist baby, this I know. You already know that calling me for some naughty phone sex therapy is the only way to find a cure. There is an insatiable sexual appetite within you for deep and meaningful intimacy, that of which you have not been able to find in anyone else. Share with me your life stories all night long. Perhaps sex won’t be the goal and instead an added bonus between the two of us. Whether you are married or not, we all long for the way it feels to be given attention and the time of day. Some flavors can tend to manifest in very interesting ways but i’m here for it. First off, you must admit that you are intrigued. I have brains, beauty and confidence.. what do you bring to the table?! I’m the mastermind therapist and you are here to be recognized. My treatment options usually tend to be humiliating to my client in some way. I am the only one who can offer you what it is that you are seeking. Your untamed infatuation with sexual deviancy turns me on, I must admit. The truth can be hard to face but it’s time to accept it. Some refer to me as a controversial genius who keeps you on edge, but don’t worry… I won’t let go. 😉

Phone Sex Therapy for Small Clits

phone sex therapyLet’s have phone sex therapy. If you are on my site, reading my blogs, my guess is you are searching for some one who will tell you the truth. The truth about your small cock. There are many self aware boys out there who know their dicks don’t measure up. I love reinforcing what you already know.  I would much rather talk to then men who know they have small dicks than the guys with small dicks who think they are a gift from heaven to women. Small dicks aren’t gifts, unless you count the gift of laughter. I had a call this morning from a guy with such a tiny dick it was just a nub. He sent me pictures. It was a swollen clit at best. Not sure how it could penetrate any pussy. Likely, he was a virgin and lied to me when he said he has fucked before. He did admit that girls never fuck him a second time and many have made up some excuse why they couldn’t sleep with him once they saw his wiener. They were nice girls. I am a mean girl. I am an honest phone sex therapist. I tell men what other women won’t. I don’t have pity sex. I think too much of myself to fuck a nub. The only way to fuck a nub is to trib like two lesbians lol. A clit stick doesn’t fit inside a pussy. He wanted help on pleasing women. Although I applauded his ability to know he can’t give sexual pleasure to others, I was blunt. Being a cuckold or a sissy is only way he could please women. Being a cuckold is harder as a single man, but I told him how to find couples and mistresses to work with him. I think he is just lonely. Loneliness is a small dick problem. That is why there are sexy hot women in this business. If you can’t get women to pay attention to you, you can always pay one to laugh at you.

Phone Sex Therapy: I’m the One on the Couch

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy with me is different. Usually, the client lies on the couch, but with me I am the one on the couch. I am naked too. I like to lay naked on my couch while you confide your deep dark fantasies and confess all your dirty secrets. I talk to cuckolds, perverts, sissies, small dick losers and a variety of fetish guys daily. Some of you have dirty secrets that make my cunt wet, others have pathetic lives that make me laugh. One guy this morning told me all about his weekend as a cuckold. His wife put him in panties and made him watch her get fucked by real men. It gets better though. He was forced to gobble up all the cum in her dirty holes after every fuck. She took a lot of cock too. I was even envious. Before this weekend, my caller only had cuckold fantasies. I have been coaching him on how to make his fantasies a reality. Some wives need a little nudge to cheat. All I ever needed to cheat was the sight of a big cock! My caller’s wife has been cheating on him for months, he just didn’t know it. I had my suspicions, however. Women don’t put on make up to go to the gym. I had him confront her, give his blessing. I even had him tell her how happy he was that she could find the sexual pleasure she needed. When your wife has your blessing, she is more apt to just stop sneaking around and fuck in front of you. I love being a phone sex therapist, because I have my own sort of happy ending for callers. I get to cum listening to how their wives denied them and humiliated them in front of their lovers.