I love being a phone sex therapist. I talk to men about their kinky fetishes and fantasies; all the things they cannot tell anyone else, even their wives. Even though I am discreet, I am not bound by the same ethical guidelines that limit a licensed therapist. I can laugh at my clients. I can shame them. I can mock them. And, I can publicly humiliate them in my blogs if I want. What makes me go to such extremes? Losers do. First, some of the most pathetic men call me. They know they are losers who can’t please a Barbie doll with the turtle hiding in their panties. Second, they are asking for trouble by confiding in me. I snicker every time a caller says, “This is just between you and me, right?” It is if you don’t piss me off, annoy me or tell me the most pathetic story ever. It has been a loser week. Cuckolds, sissies, panty boys oh my. The winner of the loser of the week goes to Dale. Dale has been watching his wife put on makeup to go to the gym for a year now. He has been eating her pussy when she comes back from the gym for a year now too. He seemed to believe she was creamy from sweat. I sweat a lot when I get a decent workout. Never once have I sweated out thick milky white cream from my pussy from doing squats. Unless, of course, I am doing squats on my trainer’s big fat cock. I had to break it to Dale that not only was he the dumbest husband on the planet, he was also a cuckold and sissy cum eater. Phone sex therapy means being harsh sometimes. If you are too dumb to read the writing on the wall, I am happy to spell it out for you. Please, don’t cry like Dale. I can only handle you being so pathetic.
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Phone Sex Therapist for Cuckolds and Sissies
Great Mature Sex
I am that Caring Sweet Sensual Mature Girlfriend experience every man like you needs. I will be that fetish loving sweet woman that satisfies her man. I hear some woman say they do not even give their man blowjobs. I can assure you I have a great mouth that will swallow your cock whole. I will milk that sweet cock until you can not take any more. I will lay my body out for you to take any way you please. I will bend over, so you can enter my ass using my pussy juice for lubrication. Please come fuck my ass and then enter my sweet mature pussy, I want to be filled with your hot sticky cum juice. I promise to clean your cock with my mouth afterward and give you a massage to work out all your kinks.
As a Phone Sex Therapist, I Love Cuckolds
As a phone sex therapist, I talk to all sorts of men with a slew of kinks, fetishes and issues. I must be honest, however. Cuckolds are my favorite. Why? Because it takes a special kind of man to be so pathetic he would suck cock and take it up his back door to please a woman. I have a theory on cuckolds. I think many cuckold men are just gay for cock and either in denial or in the closet about their cock desires. I know the saying, “anything for love,” but does love make a man swallow another man’s cum or is it homosexuality? A real man has limits, even for the love of his life. I cuckolded two ex-husbands. If they didn’t want to suck dick and offer up a warm hole to keep a big cock hard, they would not have done it. They took cock because they had either latent or blatant homosexual tendencies. Under the guise of pleasing their cock size queen wife, they sucked dick and got fucked in the ass. Men with small dicks are just as curious about big cocks as women. Admit it; cuckold phone sex, being a cuckold, fascinates you too. You want to know what a big cock feels like in your mouth and back door pussy as much, maybe even more, as your wife or girlfriend. I get it. You don’t have to lie to me about just wanting to please the goddess in your life. I will have just as much fun with you as a submissive man as I will as a gay man. Think back. I bet there has been a time or two when you checked out the men in the locker room and realized one of these things was not like the other. You got a little chubby looking at all the real dick that surrounded you. Phone sex therapy can help you embrace your gay side. You don’t have to lie to me or yourself any longer.
Phone Sex Therapist Double Penetrated
Being a phone sex therapist, I get lots and lots of sex everyday. It’s always a real treat, though, when I get double penetration. I was getting ready to leave my office for the day when my last client finally showed up. He was 45 minutes late for his appointment, citing a traffic accident and dead cell phone as the reasons. We were just getting into his session good when my date for the night showed up. I had, of course, messaged him to let him know that I’d be running late. He showed himself in just as I had started riding my client’s dick. My client’s big stress reliever is anal, so that left my cunt wide open. When my date nodded toward me, I guess my client said yes, because my date started getting naked, too. In minutes, I was being pounded in both holes, filled up so much. My body was taking a beating, and being pleasured so thoroughly, that I got off well before either of them, and they just kept going.