Phone sex therapy happens all the time with me. Some guys don’t even know they need it until they call. This morning a new caller discovered me. He got his tax return on a prepaid card and thought it would be a discreet way to have some fun without his wife knowing about it. I encourage married men with curious wives or joint accounts to always use a prepaid card! This was just a horny man calling for a regular vanilla fuck. I love a good phone fuck; however, I still have a size requirement. I am not masturbating and moaning for a small dick. A smart man would just lie to me. Tell me he has a big cock, although I can often tell from a voice how endowed someone is or is not! He didn’t sound gay. He didn’t sound like a sissy, but he told me he had 5 hard inches for me. Now, a 5-inch cock may not be small, but it is hardly big either. It is what I call pathetically average. I don’t fuck average cock. What hot sexy woman yells, “Give me your 5-inch dick stud?” No woman does. I gave him some tough love. I explained his cock is average. It is not small. It is not big. It’s the Goldilocks of cocks, but not just right for me. Just right for me is big. I will settle for 7 inches if the rest of the package is nice, but 8 is usually my bare minimum in dick size. At first, my caller was trying to assert dominance over me, but I don’t play those games. By the end of our call, he was fucking his man pussy with his wife’s dildo and buying a pair of my panties to keep his nub secure. That is the power of a sexy phone sex slut!
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Phone Sex Therapist for Cuckolds and Sissies
I love being a phone sex therapist. I talk to men about their kinky fetishes and fantasies; all the things they cannot tell anyone else, even their wives. Even though I am discreet, I am not bound by the same ethical guidelines that limit a licensed therapist. I can laugh at my clients. I can shame them. I can mock them. And, I can publicly humiliate them in my blogs if I want. What makes me go to such extremes? Losers do. First, some of the most pathetic men call me. They know they are losers who can’t please a Barbie doll with the turtle hiding in their panties. Second, they are asking for trouble by confiding in me. I snicker every time a caller says, “This is just between you and me, right?” It is if you don’t piss me off, annoy me or tell me the most pathetic story ever. It has been a loser week. Cuckolds, sissies, panty boys oh my. The winner of the loser of the week goes to Dale. Dale has been watching his wife put on makeup to go to the gym for a year now. He has been eating her pussy when she comes back from the gym for a year now too. He seemed to believe she was creamy from sweat. I sweat a lot when I get a decent workout. Never once have I sweated out thick milky white cream from my pussy from doing squats. Unless, of course, I am doing squats on my trainer’s big fat cock. I had to break it to Dale that not only was he the dumbest husband on the planet, he was also a cuckold and sissy cum eater. Phone sex therapy means being harsh sometimes. If you are too dumb to read the writing on the wall, I am happy to spell it out for you. Please, don’t cry like Dale. I can only handle you being so pathetic.
Cuckold Phone Sex Valentine
I had a cuckold phone sex Valentine’s Day. What is that? That is when I make all the small dick losers who wish they could get into my panties bring me some real cock. The only thing a small dick loser can do to satisfy me is to bring me a big cock. I love shaming a tiny dick man in front of a real man. It is extra embarrassing for the cuckold to bring me a real cock then sit on the side lines and watch his gift get all the loving. If a cuckold or sissy man wants to be in my life he must bring something valuable to the table like a stud or a large cash donation. I am a mature sexy babe. I can have any man I want. Besides still having a rocking body, I am smart and sophisticated too. I don’t need to settle for small cocks, ugly men or cheap ass losers. Valentine’s Day proved that. Four of my regular cuckolds brought me four hung lovers. Big cock with cream filled balls is better than a box of chocolates. I enjoyed all my big dicks. But, I also enjoyed shaming my cuckold losers. Don’t feel sorry for them. They get off on humiliation. I even dressed one up as cupid in a diaper. They all had to fluff cock and clean me up after cum loads. Real men don’t always like a messy pussy. But a cuckold loser sure does.
Cuckold Phone Sex with a Size Queen
Cuckold phone sex is what you get when you lack the equipment to satisfy me. Not everyone gets to enjoy my pussy. My days of acting like every dick is the best dick for me are over. I enjoy turning tiny dick losers into my cuckolds. I met Adam on Tinder. I knew he had a small dick. Normally, I would have swiped left, but he was acting all macho like he was god’s gift to women. He had 4 inches tops. Last time I checked, 4 inch dicks don’t make women scream and shout. They also don’t make women wet. You don’t see 4 inch dicks in porn for a reason. Women were bantering with him on Tinder. Calling him out for having a shrimp dick, but he called them blind whores. Adam needed a reality check and I was just the phone sex therapist for the job. I had no doubt, I could give him a wake up call. I invited him over to fuck. I just wasn’t clear about who was doing the fucking. When he walked in, he found me riding a 10 inch cock. Stupid man thought the cock I was riding was simply the warm up to the main act. A four inch cock is never the main act. Never. He wanted in my pussy, but he was rejected. My hung lover and I took turns shaming him for his lack of manhood. He was struggling to understand that this was real and not a joke. “My pussy is for big cock only and a 4 inch nub is not a big cock,” I said sarcastically. I invited him to watch the real man in action, but he threw a hissy fit. Reality is a hard pill to swallow, but I least I gave him a healthy dose of reality.
My new stepson
I have two stepsons. The oldest I know because I use to be his teacher and that’s kind of how I met my husband. The youngest lives on the other side of the U.S on the east coast. My husband and his ex-wife can’t stand each other. I don’t blame the women for hating his guts she got married to him in her early 20’s and wasted so much time with him being super loyal and faithful. Unlike I who needs everyone’s cock but my husbands. Their son is my new stepson so I am excited to meet him and get to know him. I have a ton of naughty things roaming my mind. I’d love to be the sexy babe that I am and seduce not one but both of my stepsons. There’s nothing that I love more than filling my holes with forbidden cock. My husband doesn’t fulfill me and barely gets me to climax so I’m hoping his boys will both be competent. The first one was a blast I’m sure this one will be too.
Mature Phone Sex Women are the Best
Mature phone sex is what men crave. A hot teen slut is not the latest fad. A decade ago, every mature man wanted a younger girl. Younger men always want mature sexy women, but now so do dirty old men. Why? It is not that they aren’t attracted to coeds. It is that the need the experience and knowledge that comes with age. A woman in her forties just has certain life experiences that a nubile girl lacks. Men aren’t just attracted to me physically, they crave my honesty and experience. I have been fucking longer than most coeds have been alive. I know that cocks vary in size and performance. I understand that as women age, they become less complacent with bad sex. Young girls don’t want to hurt a guy’s feelings, or they are just fucking him for a free dinner, so they won’t admit that his cock is too small to satisfy her. A mature woman fucks for pleasure only, so if she is not getting pleasure, she has no problem saying so. Many men want that brutal honesty. Most men with small dicks know they are inadequate but if the girl isn’t complaining, they just go with the flow. However, when a woman is honest, they are eager to please. Men have an innate desire to pleasure women sexually. They will do anything to give pleasure too, even find a sexual surrogate to do the job he cannot or over compensate by spoiling her. All my ex husbands and small dick lovers have jumped through hoops to make sure I was sexually satisfied, even if that meant me taking a hung lover instead. The small dick losers in my life, never go away either. They keep coming back for more cuckolding or small dick humiliation. They pay my bills, take me shopping and spoil me. Why? Because I was honest and unapologetic about my need for bigger cock. Young girls could learn from sexy mature women. Being honest with a man goes further than blowing smoke up his ass.