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The More You Know…

Naughty teacher

If you need a naughty teacher to show you how to really please a woman, I’d be happy to help you.  Some guys just don’t know their way around a woman very well, it’s not your fault.  Maybe you’re shy and haven’t had much, if any, getting inside of a tight little twat or maybe you get plenty of play but the only thing you know how to do is bang hard and fast.  Whatever your issue with satisfying a woman might be, I can teach you the perfect way to make a pussy purr and keep the women you bang wanting more.

Here’s a great trick; use your mouth.  Yeah, on her horny holes, but you can’t just start there.  Start kissing her like normal and work your way across as much of her skin as possible with your tongue and lips before you even think about eating her box.  Don’t forget to spend plenty of time on the nipples.  If you do it right, she’ll be dripping wet with anticipation by the time you’re ready to eat her out, I guarantee it.

I’ve got all kinds of things to teach you about making a hot sexy woman blow her lady load.  Listen to me and I’ll have you satisfying slutty snatches on a daily basis.  I know what feels good, just take good notes and you’ll be banging it out in no time!  In fact, here’s another hot tip for you; your tongue goes deeper inside both our pussies and our assholes when you eat us from the back.  Make it happen, Man.  The more you know, the more you’ll blow.

 

Teach the Princess a Lesson

Princess phone sex

 

My daughter invited her friend over to spend the night and, judging by the way she treated us, it’s apparent that she’s a spoiled brat who gets all of the princess phone sex, and anything else, that she ever wants.  I like to give my girls the best of everything, but that includes the best attitude in life.  My daughters are grateful for everything they get in life and are happy to show their gratitude.  This demanding little dick chaser wants everything done for her and to her, so I decided to teach her a much needed lesson and show her how life really works.

When you’re a guest in someone’s home, you’re supposed to mind your manners.  Please and thank you go a long way and when an adult asks you a question, you answer it.  And when it comes time to make the MILF of the house cum, you take care of her first before worrying about your own sloppy little slit.  Obviously her parents never taught her any of that, I would hate to see how they run their household.  If you don’t teach your tots to be a gracious guest and always please the adults of the home’s cocks and pussies first then I think you need to go to parenting classes or maybe read a book or two. 

When we stripped down to have a little bonding time, she immediately started two finger flipping her flaps and demanding that we bend into different poses and positions to turn her on.  That girl had me fucked up!  If I’m going to sexy pose for anyone, it’ll be because I want to.  I’m certainly not going to let some teen twit tell me to bend over and spread my cheeks for her or start blowing my husband in front of everyone just because she’s used to barking out orders to her parents.  I let her get about ten good flicks in on her pinkish-brown bean before I put a halt to her whole hole pleasing plan.

I stomped my stilettos over to her and jerked her hand off of her sticky clam and forced her to rub my mommy muff.  She slid a couple of her thin fingers inside of me as soon as she felt my wet spot, at least she knew how to do that.  As she attempted her best finger blasting, I shoved her face into my sexy breasts and made her suck my nipples until they were hard and super sensitive.  That’s when I pushed her head back and sat right on her face and started grinding my honey holes all over her fat lips and chubby cheeks.

My man wanted to impart a little wisdom of his own so he grabbed her lower half and slid his fat hog into her butthole.  He started pretty slowly but, after a minute of working it all the way into her rectum, gave that bratty girl the butt banging she’s obviously needed for a while.  She squealed and screeched into my snatch as he pounded her browneye like the beast he is, not stopping until he shot a thick wad in her.

She was covered in pussy juice and filled with cum, so we made her get into a squatting pose for all of us to enjoy and told her to sop my sliz off of her head while she pushed my man’s pooey pearl drops out of her anus.  Of course we made her clean it all up when she was done.  Little bitch was lucky we didn’t make her suck it off of the floor.  We’re not that hardcore, though I bet it really would’ve helped to drive our point home. 

 

Everyone Loves Big Wet Asses

Sexy ass pic

Every picture of my world class ass that ever gets taken is a super sexy ass pic!  It can’t be helped, my glutes are simply gorgeous and get every single cock that they bounce by super hard.  Some guys even say that the way my ass sways back and forth and jiggles as I move is erotically hypnotizing.  I don’t doubt it, my big beautiful butt is a super fun force to be reckoned with.

I can’t go anywhere without someone goosing my cheeks or giving me a real hard booty slap as I walk by.  Something in that mesmerizing way it moves around makes almost everyone who sees it want to touch it, but some people simply just can’t help themselves.  It’s not just a guy thing, girls do it, too.  It’s just the cost of having a rump that everyone wants to ride, I guess.

I don’t mind the extra attention my ass gets, I know just how amazing it is.  Yeah, I’ve got great tits and a perfect pussy, there’s no denying that.  I’m well aware that my most fuckably valuable asset is my asshole and the plump, fluffy cheeks that surround it.  My big wet ass pics lure in every bum loving freak with an ass fetish who sees them.  Is there anyone who can resist? 

 

Make My Butt Cheeks Bleed If You Want Me To Feel It

Ass fetish

 

I know why guys like to use and abuse my big butt for their agro ass fetish needs.  It can take every bit of abuse you can dish out and then some, no problem.  My ass has always a been a force to be reckoned with which makes it an obvious target to just get fucking wrecked!

We all start with spankings, don’t we?  Some of our first sexually stimulation imparted upon us by our parents.  I realized the first time my daddy paddled my rear that not only did I enjoy the pain, but I could, and wanted to, take more.  After that, I started getting into all kinds of trouble just so I would get bent over my daddy’s knee and paddled until my butt was bruised.

My man says I’m a masochist, but I just like to be challenged.  I love having the limits of my large and in charge, righteous rump tested.  My personal pain threshold is pretty high, but my ass can take the most punishment out of any other place on my body.  I need it to bleed and want to feel knots and sore spots in it for a good while after the fucking is over.  That’s just how I like it!

If you’re going to get rough with my butt then you’re going to have to get really rough if you want it to have an affect on me.  Simple slapping feels like a loving caress on my ass cheeks.  Ask my guy for some tips if you want, he even has some tools you can use, if you want.  Be careful not to hurt yourself on them though.  I’m supposed to bleed, not you.

 

Chloe’s Summer Growth Spurt

Small boobs

 

At the beginning of the summer, my shy daughter Chloe had pretty small boobs.  She had a hell of a growth spurt, though, and now she’s heading back to school with a new body and an attitude to match.  Those high schoolers aren’t even close to being prepared for what’s about to hit them!

I wonder if it was all of the awesome and hot shit we did that kick started her tit swelling.  We went everywhere and did everything together over the past couple of months.  For the first time, I really gave her a taste of what it’s like to walk in her mom’s shoes.  She was ready for it, needed something to change her general mindset and approach to life.

The first week after school let out, I got her a fake ID and took her out clubbing with me and my friends.  She’s always liked to dance but only when she’s at home and mostly just in her room.  My girlfriends and I pumped her full of cosmos and fuzzy navels then dragged her out on the floor so she could show everyone her stuff.  I love watching her move and so did all of the guys there.  I thought she was going to go home with this Italian guy who looked like a walking talking energy drink, but she threw up all over him while she was giving him a handjob in one of the booths so Red Sauce Bull decided to call it a night.  It was hilarious!

We hung out at the public pool one or two times a week because we both love to swim.  I enjoy seeing half naked people and I think my appreciation of the human form has, at least partially, rubbed off on her.  We lounged around on the pool chairs and talked about what we liked about our bodies and those that were sweating, playing and jiggling all around us.  She always kept a pretty close eye on one of the lifeguards, so the last time we went for a communal swim, I got both of them in the women’s shower room and had them strip to see what I could get started.  His cock got rock hard as soon as he saw her tight little bald pussy and newly budded big boobs.  The Chloe at the start of the summer would’ve been bashful and might’ve given him a sheepish handy if he was lucky.  Summer’s end Chloe got right down on her knees and started blowing that boy as soon as his trunks dropped.  I was so proud!

My girl’s changed a lot over the summer.  Clubbing, drinking, fucking and sucking, she’s really gotten out of her shell and I’m so happy I was able to help her.  She sat in on a few of my sex therapy sessions and let my clients use her face as a cum receptacle, practiced her phone sex skills on two girl calls with me and made a bunch of guys cum with just the sound of her voice, we even went on a trip to Croatia with one of my sugar daddies where she took one of the biggest, thickest, black anacondas I’ve ever personally seen deep inside of her school girl cunt.  Several times.  Now, her body is just playing catch up to the woman she’s becoming, titties first!

 

 

Poolside Pussy

Exhibitionist sex

 

My big butted best friend and I love to have exhibitionist sex with each other and anyone else who wants to join.  The thrill of fucking in a field next to an office park so all of the workers in the building can see or getting railed in the restroom of my favorite restaurant with the threat of someone potentially walking in on us at any moment looming over our heads really gets my sexy engine going.  My bestie feels the exact same way, so we went down to the public pool today to troll for some fresh pricks to publicly pulverize our pussies.

It wasn’t hard to find a couple of willing cocks that wanted to have a poolside fuck party with me and my buoyantly beautiful blonde friend. All we had to do was wave our asses in the air like a couple of bitches in heat and they came flocking our way to get all of the outdoor oral, anal and pussy action they could ever want.  We aren’t shy, we let them put it anywhere they wanted and screamed and moaned really loudly to make sure that we had a large enough audience to satisfy the kinky side of us that craves that sort of sordid attention.

By the time the first set of guys were finished and had made sure that we received our fill of their spunk, another couple of cocks stepped up to gouge out our gak filled holes while everyone else watched and worked their fuck parts.  By the end of it all, it was just me and her riding the holy hell out of a high school aged lifeguard, leaking all of the previously deposited dick cream we had left in us out onto his face and rod.  Another successful day at the pool, in my opinion!

 

 

New Naughty Neighbor

Naughty neighbor phone sex

 

We have a new naughty neighbor who just moved in across the street who claims to be the biggest slut in the free world, but the way she reacted to seeing the size of my husband’s cock makes me have my doubts.  She might have taken a lot of dick over the years, but she has either never had one that’s as big as his or she’s a really good actor and was just trying to ingratiate herself to us through compliments.

It wasn’t just his fuck pole, she was very complimentary of my huge titties and big fat ass, too.  I get it, new girl on the block wants to make a good impression.  I mean, it worked.  She didn’t have to try so hard, though.  She’s hot as hell, she could tell that we both wanted to fuck her from the moment we all met.  Makes me think she has some sort of ulterior motives, but I’m not going to dwell on it.  I’ll just get as much sweet pussy juice out of her as I can and let my man load her up with as much of his cum as he wants while we get to know her and figure out what her real MO is.

I let her pull his bull out of his pants so she could have that hands-on experience with it.  It truly is amazing, perfectly curved with a head that isn’t too big or too small, like it was formed by the fuck gods, themselves.  She was so awestruck when she got her hands on it that she was absolutely speechless.  I leaned into her and whispered “Just wait until he puts it inside of you.” with a wink and gentle caress of her C-cup.  Then I cockslapped her across the mouth with my guy’s cunt gouger and shoved her head down onto it until her chin was pushed firmly into his balls.  Gotta establish dominance quickly with a slut, that’s a fact.

 

Cum Covered Couple

Cum on boobs

 

I fuck this big dicked dude and his jizz junky chick and they don’t just want to see cum on boobs or pussies, they want to see cum on EVERYTHING!  I’m not just talking about lusty women lacquered in layers of love sauce, either.  This cream loving couple want to get spunk on every fucking thing they own!

It’s their kink, I’m not going to shame them.  So what if they get off on the thought of their friends and family sitting on their semen stained furniture or leaving crusty dried cum drippings on the hallway floor for people to grind into the carpet as they navigate their way to the ball juice blasted bathroom?  Who cares?  They can fill their drinking cups with all the cum they want and then dump them to serve beverages in them without even rinsing if they choose to.  It’s their kink, we have to respect it.  A phone sex therapist knows these kinds of things.

I also know that when I get invited over to their place for a little fun, they’re going to try to drown me in milky waves of viscous dick goo.  He shoots thick, ropy loads of chunky curd ridden cum and it seems like he has an almost unending supply of it.  He’ll usually get off a few times during our threeway fuck flings and each spray his mega cock shoots out is just as powerful and potent as the last.  His footlong yogurt sprinkler soaks me, his wife and everything within a ten foot radius of his eruption with syrupy slugs of pearly pecker snot.  The weirdest part about it to me is that it tastes like avocados, but that’s not really a complaint.

If there’s anyone out there who loves jism as much as this couple or can blow loads as thick and juicy as my fuck friend does then I absolutely have to meet them.  Until then, I’m going to keep studying this cock strong, cum filled stud and his covered and smothered ball gravy loving wife.  They’re really interesting people, I just need to remember not to drink out of any of their cups, anymore.

 

Chloe’s Croatia Trip

Sexy chicks

 

Dear Diary,

   I’ve never really felt like one of the sexy chicks that my mom and big sis always say that we are.  They’re the stacked ones, I’m the flat one, that’s how it’s been my whole life.  They tell me that my ass and titties are right around the corner, but I’m not sure I believe them.  I’ve always felt like my body is inferior to theirs and that I can’t be sexy because I’m too young and not curvy enough.  Until now!  Thanks to one of my mama’s sugar daddies, I know that I can be as hot and slutty as I want to be no matter how my body looks!

   Mom is a sex goddess, there’s just no way around it.  My dad honors that and lets her hook up with whomever she wants as long as it makes her happy and she always comes home to him and her family.  It’s actually pretty cool, she has all kinds of men who love to do things for her just to get a little bit of her attention and a whole lot of her ass.  Doctors, pilots, club owners, she rubs elbows (and a lot more) with all kinds of people.  One of her favorites, though, is this football guy.  I don’t even know his real name, but mama introduced him to me as Big Daddy King.  I don’t know who gave him that name, but it’s pretty fucking fitting for this particular sugar daddy!

   I had an orthodontist appointment the other day and when I walked out to the parking lot to get in my mom’s car, there was a limo there waiting for me with Mama hanging out of the sunroof.  The driver even did that fancy thing where they get out and open the door for you to get in and everything!  It was really cool!  I hopped in and asked her what the special occasion was and she screeched at me that we were headed to Croatia courtesy of BDK.  I had no idea so I had to ask “What the fuck is BDK?” and she said it’s not “what,” it’s “who!”  She explained the whole thing to me on the way to the airport; how he’s a mega rich footballer that played for some good team in the NFL and has a whole bunch of sugarbabies he likes to spend money on and to make them worship his cock.  I told her that I don’t know a single thing about footballing and that worshiping a dong sounded gross to me.  I’ve never seen a dick worth praising, only for having a little fun with and I told her so.  Her eyes got really wide and she said to me in a low voice “That’s because you’ve never seen Big Daddy King’s 13.5 inch #SuperiorBlackCock.”  I have to admit, I was more than interested.  I played it cool though.  “People don’t talk in hashtags anymore, Mom.” is all I said to her before I put in my airpods and fell asleep listening to music and thinking about what a massive anaconda like BDK’s would feel like inside of my tiny teen pussy.

   When we landed, Diary, you’d have thought some sort of royalty had arrived.  When the door of the private jet opened and the stair thingy lowered down, it almost crushed some people in the crowd that had gathered around to welcome us!  There was a long red carpet leading off farther than we could see and a brass band playing in the sea of cheering people.  My head was pounding.  I don’t know if you’ve ever had braces before, but tightening the bands feels like it tightens your entire skull and tromboney trumpet noises do not mix well with it at all.  It was a nice gesture, though.  I get it.

   We walked the carpet with a little entourage in tow, it kind of made me feel like some sort of star.  The red pathway kept going and led us all the way down to the beach where it finally ended at the feet of a huge, black god of a man in flowy white beach clothes.  He looked hot as hell, not gonna lie.  I’ve never really had a thing for older men before but BDK may have stirred something up in me, Diary.  Mom squealed and ran over to him where he wrapped her up in his muscle bound arms and rubbed down her back, ending the embrace with a big squeeze of her ass.  She introduced us and instead of settling for a hand shake, Big Daddy pulled me in and enveloped me in a big hug, too.  I knew he was going to grab my butt too, so instead of fighting it, I just let him.  When in Rome, right?  It wasn’t bad, that was actually the first time my cheeks have really felt a loving caress.  High school boys don’t touch asses like that at all!

   He threw some hot swimsuits at us and made us strip down in front of everyone to change into them.  I don’t think those European guys get to see a bitch as hot as my mom very regularly.  They all stared at her as she peeled out of her travel clothes and slid into her bathing suit, none of them were even giving me a second look.  Except for Big Daddy King.  He kept his gaze on me and me alone as I got completely nude and put on the bikini he gave me, silently rubbing his enormous bulge through his soft linen pants the whole time.  No one has ever looked at me like that before.  It was kind of scary and kind of hot all at the same time.

   He snapped out of his teen gazing trance and told us to meet him down at the water’s edge.  Mom and I walked down and kicked around in the surf for a bit having a little wet fun in the Adriatic Sea.  We had such a good time that we didn’t really notice the people gathering around us until they started cheering.  We turned to check out the commotion just in time to see the crowd parting in the middle to make way for Big Daddy walking buck naked down to the shoreline.  Mom grabbed my hand and told me “Just do what he says.” as he approached us with his massive mahogany football bat in his hand.  I consider that moment the last time I had any little girl left in me.  After this next part, Diary, there’s not a single doubt in my mind that I am all woman.

   I don’t know if every black guy is as forceful and dominant as BDK, but if they are then I think I found one of my kinks.  He grabbed each of us by a handful of hair and told us to get down on all fours but didn’t wait for us to do it on our own.  He shoved us down into the water and put both handfuls of our hair into one hand and used the other to grab his jet black pussy bashing jizz baton and started rubbing it on our lips and faces.  Before I knew it, Big Daddy started slapping my mom all over her cheeks and mouth with it really hard.  After a minute or so, he asked her what she wanted him to do with his anaconda next and she told him to cock slap me with it!  Can you believe that?  My own mother wanted to see me get pummeled by that gigantic forearm of a fuckstick.  She knew my mouth already hurt but I guess she didn’t care, because she let him maul my face with his rod just as roughly as he did to her.  Everyone had their cameras out taking pics and vids of us.  I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before you see them plastered all over the internet.  

   While he was slapping me with his schlong, he got that same look in his eyes then said directly into my face “Get ready to be christened by a god.” then told my mom to stick her fingers in my mouth and hold it open.  That was fucked up, Diary, I was definitely not prepared for that, but I also wasn’t prepared for that super thick dick pounding into my mouth like some sort of meaty jackhammer, either.  He clinched my hair with both hands and started furiously fucking my face the second the head of his unusually large dick got past my lips.  I tried to pull off of it but he wouldn’t let me and neither would my mom.  Both of them kept pushing my head onto his pole so he could really get into my throat, only easing up when I needed to breathe a little.  First off, I could barely even get my mouth around it at all.  Secondly, my braces really had me in a lot of pain.  Third, and maybe the worst of all, I couldn’t stop gagging and puking on his fucking dick!  I thought I was going to die right there in some foreign country with a mouth and throat full of cock and puke.  Luckily for my mouth but unluckily for my pussy, he was ready for more.

   He was quick, I bet he got paid a lot for footballing.  BDK slipped behind me and had my bikini bottoms off before I could even finish throwing up.  I think he spit on it, but when a dick is that fucking big, it really doesn’t matter.  His gigantic cock felt like it split me open like a log splitting thingy.  That feeling didn’t go away, either.  I screamed and begged for him to stop or slow down, but he just kept pounding away grabbing me by both of my skinny little hips really tightly.  Mama was no help, she just stood beside me spreading my tiny ass cheeks wide so he could be sure to get as far inside of me as he wanted.  I couldn’t take it and passed out from sheer pain right there in the waves.

   When I came to, Diary, I was in his arms with my head against his chest, legs spread wide with his powerful god prick pounding into my pussy.  I started screaming again and then I felt my mom licking my holes from below and heard her sucking his impossibly black balls into her mouth one at a time.  My sight was getting blurry again and my lips were numb from hyperventilating.  BDK kept pumping and telling me what a sexy teen whore I am, asking mom how she made me such a hot little slut.  I don’t think he knew that he was only the third guy I’ve ever banged.  Just before I blacked out again he let out a huge roar and blew his juicy god load all inside of my tight teen twat.  Then he threw me down into the water like I was a bag of trash, flipped my mom’s leg up and started screwing her in a standing position with her pussy right by my face.

   My trip to Europe taught me that I’m a definitely a sexy babe and men definitely want to fuck me.  Big Daddy really drove that point home for me.  Diary, I know that I need to find a dominant guy who can treat my body the way it needs to be treated.  I definitely don’t want him to have a dick as big as BDK’s, though.  That mother fucker is just too god damned much!  Don’t tell him I said that, though.  Mama really likes him.

 

My Man’s A Real Man

Forced crossdressing

 

I got to put my husband through a little forced crossdressing humiliation the other day because that fool lost a bet to me.  He bought us tickets to go to a baseball game, which he loves but I could honestly take it or leave it.  I’m a football gal.  That’s why he never should’ve made that stupid bet, he should’ve known he was going to lose.

We were getting all of our stuff ready the night before the game and having a little flirty fun time while we were at it.  I talked about the athletes I’ve fucked and he would reminisce about banging cheerleaders and beer girls while we cuddled and packed up our cooler.  We got onto the subject of football and, like always, he started bashing my favorite team.  Nobody says anything bad about the 9’ers around me, they’re an amazing athletic club with the hottest players in the league.

My man was really flapping his gums, I couldn’t even get him to shut up by shoving my titties in his face.  Once he spouted off a fact that I knew was incorrect, I made a little wager with him.  He said that the Cowboys have won more super bowls than my 49’ers and that simply isn’t true.  If you don’t know, like him, they have both won 5 super bowls, but Hubby didn’t want to listen, didn’t believe that I might know more about a sports topic than he does.  Because I’m a woman, obviously.  If he would’ve won, he would’ve gotten to fuck me anywhere in the stadium that he wanted.  He didn’t win though, so he had to dress up like the prettiest woman he could for the entire ball game.

He’s beautiful, isn’t he?  I’ve never heard so many catcalls and wolf whistles in my whole life, I thought I had it bad!  He didn’t take offense to the guy who wanted to watch him jerk off in the bathroom, I’m so proud of him!  He just whipped his powerful prick out of his hose and started stroking.  Real men are secure enough in their manhood to masturbate in the men’s restroom for another man while dressed in drag, and my man’s definitely a real man!