A Sexy Babe Knows What Matters Most: Size

sexy babeSome men need cock control. Well, maybe more like clit control! I am a sexy babe. Men who think size does not matter do not have cocks that matter. I had this plumber in my house Friday to fix the kitchen sink. He was my age, maybe older, but I had to give him a little wake up call. First, I do not date blue-collar workers. I may slum with them in the bedroom if they have big cocks, but I never date them. He was trying to get me to go out with him. He started bragging about his big dick, so I asked to see it. I told him you need to be bigger than a beer bottle to fuck me.  He assured me I would not be disappointed. So many men live in the land of denial. I went to the kitchen, got a beer bottle and did the comparison. The beer bottle obscured his tiny worthless dick. He tried to argue with me that size is overrated. So, I showed him a pic of the guy next door I fuck. He has a 10-inch cock. His cock is bigger than a beer bottle. Men need to stop thinking it’s the motion of the ocean, or how you use what you got that matters. It is all hogwash that only tiny dick losers believe. It was clear the plumber had never had small dick humiliation before. I am laughing at his subpar willy and he still thinks he can fuck me. I am smoking hot, but men need to wake up. This is not the 1950s. Cocks are not created equal, and some are downright superior to others. My lovers are between beer can thick and beer bottle long, but they are never shot glass size, LOL. He eventually realized I was not backing down. I do not care if you are a great guy.  If you have a clit stick, I control your cock. If you have a beer bottle for a dick, you get to fuck me. There is no negotiation.

Yellow Bikini’s on A Sexy Babe

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You like the tiny yellow bikini I am wearing? Am I the sexy babe to draw out your cum load today? 

I have been doing  my yoga classes online, and I am feeling the need to stretch and tone my body in a million other ways right now. I have no qualms in going out to the pool and showing off what God gave me! I don’t mind teasing you as I untie my strings and temp you. You have been cooped up in this house way too long baby. Come away from your computer and come play with me or I just will have to do it myself! Work can wait. I want to play with your big dick right now. Oh, being hard headed, I see. Then I will just have to stand on our deck where the passersby can see me strip down and start toying with my nipples and sliding my hands down into my stick and sweet shaved pussy.

“Baby, I want you now, cant you see how worked up I am?” I giggle as you pull away from your desk and start to cross the floor to me. Oh, your mouth on my neck as you bite me and kiss has me in pure unadulterated pleasure. Please eat me out baby, I need your wet mouth to make me cum! The railing of the deck provides no privacy for you going down on me. We have gathered a small crowd during our Exhibitionist sex. You love to have people watch as you slip your tongue into me and make me moan your name over and over again. I am your property and now you will unleash that cock and give our new friends a show! Maybe we can invite a few up for some swinger action?  

Xoxoxox, 

Your Darling Darline

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I had a date like you would not believe. When I texted and then talked to the man, he seemed like my kind of man. I was wrong. Or more accurately, he misled me. At the end of the evening, I let him know that there would not be any more dates and that I felt like it would be best if we lost one another’s numbers. You will never believe what came out of his mouth. He dared to ask for a hand job before he left. I lifted my leg and kicked him between his legs directly in his balls. His eyes crossed, and he crouched in pain. It was the most fun that I had that night.

I thought about all of the pain sluts that called for femdom phone sex, and yet I didn’t get to actually kick in the balls. So then I went in for another kick. Tears formed in his green eyes, and my eyes twinkled with delight.

“Stand up and take it, you piece of scum!” I ordered. He did. This pathetic bastard stood up for more assaults on his balls delivered from my perfect feet. I felt my panties dampen right away.

Social distancing right

best phone sexI have been real sick of being stuck at home doing nothing so I called up one of my sugar daddies and whined until he agreed to take me on the perfect trip. He has a yacht that can be ran with minimal staff so we can do the whole social distancing thing right. It was basically just him and me in the middle of the ocean far away from any germ carrying losers. We had the best time! The staff didn’t bother us unless they were bringing us food or drinks and we just pretty much fucked all day long. If there is one thing I won’t be social distancing from, it’s my sugar daddy’s massive cock that’s for sure. It is big and thick and oh so good. There really is nothing like fucking on a luxurious yacht like this, I may stay forever!

Cocksucking Whore Is Daddy’s Cum Slut

Cocksucking Phone SexSensual sex is what I’m craving. I’m a cum guzzling slut, but I love the GFE sex more than I could ever explain. My young, bald pussy gets dripping wet at the thought of you. I see it now, you come into my room at bedtime with your cock ready. Without a warning, you grab me by my sexy hips and bend me over the bed. Then, you fuck my tight little cunt until your balls get all tight. That’s right Daddy, blow your fat load in my pussy. I’m such a creampie slut for you. Drain your balls deep inside my hot little cunt. Of course I’ll suck your cock and clean you off. That’s what good cocksucking whores do.

Phone Sex Therapy for Sexual Dysfunction

phone sex therapyThere is no shame in admitting you need some phone sex therapy. I love therapy calls. I no longer have office hours on campus, so talking with men like you helps me too. My specialty is sexual dysfunction. Now, there is so much that encompasses. I get calls from guys who cannot cum. I get calls from guys with small dicks. I get calls from guys with a slew of fetishes too.  I talk to cuckolds, cuckold wannabes, cock suckers, panty wearers, sissies, adult babies, feet boys and mommy lovers. There is no kink or fetish I cannot handle. I have the most experience with cuckolds, however. I have two ex-husbands I cuckolded and a slew of other small dicked losers who have come in and out of my life. Cuckold phone sex is huge. It appears to be growing in popularity weekly too. Mostly, I talk to guys who want their wives to cuckold them and I must give advice on how to get their wives to cheat. Occasionally, I talk to a guy who has not yet realized his wife is cuckolding him. I must admit, those kinds of calls give me a perverse pleasure. I think it is because I cheated on my husbands. I had to cheat. They did not want me to cheat but they could not satisfy me. Plus, neither husband was willing to spend the time necessary to make me cum. Listen shrimp dicks. If you cannot make your woman feel good with penetration, you need to compensate someplace else. If you fail to do that, your woman has every right to find some one who will. It will most likely be someone much younger than you too. Sex therapy porn can help you learn the signs of a cheating wife and the reasons she cheats. I can help you save your marriage. I can also help you to embrace your kinks and fetishes. This sexy doctor is in.

I Love A Good Threesome

fantasy phone sexI needed some furniture delivered and when the boys showed up at my door, I knew they were going to become my mid-morning snack. They were both eyeing this cougar, so I knew I didn’t have to try extremely hard. I had them bring in the deliveries and then asked them to help move things around in my room. They were quick to help and as I watched them, I calmly asked them if they would like to start their day with a threesome. The smile on their faces said it all and as I laid one on the bed and started blowing him the other got behind me and started giving my ass a little action. He definitely knew his way around an ass. Licking and teasing and sticking his fingers and tongue deep inside. Before I knew it, he was pushing his big thick cock into my tight asshole. It felt amazing as I was being pounded from behind and sucking cock. They were young so they got hard immediately, and we went for round two and even a third. They couldn’t stay for anymore, but I told them I would be waiting for their hard cocks tonight and to be ready to go all night.

Female Domination Porn Is Exciting For Me

I was watching Female Domination Porn earlier today and it is always very exciting for me. I’m rather dominant and have done Domination on the side working through college. I even had a couple of my Professors as clients. That was very empowering and exciting. I loved making them into little bitches and weak as fuck for me. I managed to get the chance to take out my aggression on them during finals. I swear I made one, Professor Holiday so hard without even being able to touch his penis. I am a very sensual dom and as a psychology major it was quite a fitting internship one might call it, except it made me mad money. I loved to control the men on campus and a couple of other professionals, especially a Federal Judge. Now He was putty in my hands. He was so old and a bit of an alcoholic. I never permitted drinking or intoxication for my sessions. But now, I love forcing guys into becoming intoxicated. Intoxicated on my pussy nectar that is.

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Licking Your Princess phone sex whore after a workout

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I have been going outside to do my sexy workout. All you can think of is licking a sweet princess phone sex slit like mine. My yoga poses are teasing that cock awake! And the fact that I have been doing sexy calls with other men is turning you on too. I like teasing you, but I am not one to make you hold out. My sex drive is very high and all this yoga in that hot sunlight has gotten me all sweaty but very worked up as well. My muscles are singing and my pretty camel toe is showing through my sweat lined exercise shorts. 

My pussy needs cleaning and I see you hard in your Pajama pants this morning as you sip your coffee. I slowly walk up to the patio taking off my shirt and sports bra. I straddle your leg and stroke your dick through your pants. You have other plans than me fondling you. You peel my sweaty shorts and tiny thing off. Your tongue flicks my nipples’ tasting the salt off my body. I arch back as you follow my sweat down my bunny trail. I get so turned on I start pushing your head down to my pink pussy. Lick me clean baby, I promise if you clean my kitty cat all nice and slow You will make me cum and I will take my time on your cock. 

I will let you long stroke my pussy and cum inside me. Hell I am not one to complain about that cock that hits my g spot, but if you enjoy my salty sweet pussy, it helps me to ride and take all of you inside me. I am your princess and I love how you spoil me with your tongue. Before and after our hot sweaty fucking! Let me do you right, kisses 

Xoxoxox, 

Darling Darline

Mature phone sex slut Angela

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My favorite way to have hot, wild and naughty fun from home, is to get on the phone and take sexy calls.. Mature phone sex is my favorite way to get off. I make the perfect phone slut because I love to rub my clit in circles while I finger fuck my tight, wet hole for you. I have so many toys handy for me to fuck myself with for my callers. I have a huge, fat dildo that I love to bounce on and make my pussy squirt all over the place. My huge perky tits bouncing as I grind on that fat fuck rod and make myself cum. Maybe I’ll take my vibrator and tease my nipples with it to make my cunt even more wet. What really makes my juicy box gush, is hearing you moan for me as you stroke your hard cock and make yourself cum. I wish I could be there with you, to get on my knees and catch that fat nut in my mouth for you. I would let you turn me into a dripping cum dumpster. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for a thick creamy shot of nut milk!