Your Hot Fantasy Phone Sex Destination

Fantasy phone sexYour Darling Darline knows what you need. I am extremely horny this morning. Nothing is helping me get off. That bag of produce from Trader Joes is just calling my name. I have some large Zucchinis and even a few English cucumbers that are phallic in nature. My hunger for food is nothing compared to my lust of a nice dick. I really need to be fucked. I have never done any kind of food play, if you don’t count strawberries whipped cream and chocolate sauce. That was a hell of a mess, but so dirty and orgasmic! I am going to be alone all day, My boyfriend has a meeting all day and I can’t even sext him. I need someone to come over and cum in me. I couldn’t help myself as I looked through the bag and found a nice fat vegetable and began to fuck my hot sweet little pussy. I must have made too much noise and been lost in masturbating myself with my cucumber. Because my boyfriend’s son came in around the corner and dropped his keys and said wow! Fun fact, I used to fuck his son on the regular, I guess old habits are hard to break, but not my sex drive. I am going to get dick after all!

The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexThe best phone sex is not political! I am a mature sexy woman and I know how important it is to vote. I hope you are registered to vote, but I do not care if you are a Democrat or a Republican or an independent. All I care is that you vote, and you have a big cock. Politics have no business in the bedroom. But here is my two cents. If you do not vote, you cannot bitch about politics. I only fuck men who cast their vote. You can have a monster cock, but if you are too lazy to do your civic duty and still feel the you have the right to bitch about who is in office, you can walk your fine ass and cock out my door. This is the best phone sex and I want the best men. Men mistake me often for some dimwitted blonde. I have a Ph.D. in Psychology. I teach college. I did phone sex almost two decades ago as research and extra income when I was in grad school. I wanted a window into the minds of horny men and learn their perversions. Turns out I love the perversions of men. I am a phone therapist, but around election time, men feel the need to bitch about politics. The first question I always ask when someone makes small talk about politics is if they are registered to vote and if they vote. One thing in this world we can do for free is vote. Fucking is rarely free, LOL. Talking to me is never free, but it is worth every penny because I am honest with you. If you have a small dick, I will tell you. If you are a selfish lover, I will tell you. If you are better suited to be a sissy or a cuckold, I will tell you that too. I will also call you out on your bullshit like bitching about your cheating wife when you cannot satisfy her or bitching about politics when you do not vote. The best phone sex tells you the truth. Now, get your ass registered to vote and call me for an escape from politics.

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Shaved Wet Pussy Fucked By My Marine On VJ Day

Shaved wet pussyMy shaved wet pussy was getting fucked by the sexiest washboard abs I had ever seen in my life. This Marine was some new little toy I’d picked up at the VJ Day celebration. He was this tall, tan piece of ass and my cunt let me know it was lust at first sight. I always loved a man in uniform, as a true blue Southern American girl. This one really got me going though. He was just standing there, at attention. But when we made eye contact, I saw his cock stand at attention, too.

I tracked him down after the Victory in Japan Celebration was over, and slipped him my number on the back of a napkin I’d run across my shaved wet pussy. I knew he smelled my sexy pheromones as soon as I handed it to him because his jaw hit the ground and he scrambled after me. He followed me out of the auditorium, and out into the parking lot as soon as he could. I was waiting by my pickup truck. He swung up in the cab, and I drove us out past the barns into the fields. I fucked him for the first time underneath a full moon. He laid down in the bed of the truck, and I did him a little strip tease. When I was naked as the day I was born, I slid my soft southern cunt right down over his throbbing Marine cock.

Oh fuck did he stretch out my pretty pussy! That night was wild, but the very next morning I seduced him again by my swimming pool. I bent right over for him, and gave him a hearty pair of fuck me eyes. I haven’t let him leave my house, let alone my bed, for weeks now. He eats this pussy like it’s his absolute favorite meal, lets me suck his cock for hours at a time, and fucks me to sleep every single night. My mornings are routine; suck his balls empty, serve him breakfast, and then he gets my pussy for brunch.

Let me tell you, my little soldier boy loves lapping up and eating my shaved wet pussy. All these cream pies are all thanks to VJ Day. I’m one patriotic babe, and I sure as fuck love my country, and love fucking those boys who serve it.

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I Thank Her For Letting Me Use Her Husband

fantasy phone sexYou may think I don’t see you staring at me as I bring in the groceries, but I do. Did you really think I accidentally dropped a bag and just happened to bend over showing you my bare ass under this dress? Now come on surely you aren’t that naive, but maybe you are. You didn’t even come to help me. So, I will have to pick this up a notch. I call you asking for some assistance with a large spider. You know how women are afraid of bugs and your wife will encourage you to help. You show up and I open the door only wearing some panties and a bra. You smile because finally you have caught on. We have to be quick because we don’t want the wifey to know. Don’t want her ruining our secret pleasures now do we. You are quick to drop your pants and reach for my big bouncy tits. As you suck on my nipples, I start stroking you. You are hard as a rock now and my pussy is already wet. You rip those panties off and bend me over the chair facing your house. The thrill of being close to getting caught makes it more exciting. You stick that wet hard cock in my juicy wet pussy and pound me from behind. I love the feel of your balls hitting me. I feel you tense and my pussy grasp that cock. You start to shoot your load and I milk every drop from you. I thank you for your services and text your wife that you were so helpful and thanking her for letting me use her husband. You just laugh as you walk out the door.

My Sisters Husband

mature phone sexMy sister is such a bitch and I hate the way she treats her husband!

He is so good to her and works so hard and she is just mean and ungrateful. I would love to take her clit and just twist it until she screams!

But she would probably like it.

I thought it was about time I show him how a man should be treated! So I told him that I had a rupture in my plumbing that needed to be fixed and asked him to come over!

I put on a tight short dress and conveniently left off the panties! He as laying under the sink and I thought I should fix him dinner while he was there so I was working above the sink just waiting for him to slide out and get a good look at my smooth pussy that was waiting just inches from his face!

I was getting so wait at just the thought of fucking him that I was practically dripping by the time he slide out and I dripped a small spot of my honey right on his lips!

He stared at me as he licked his mouth clean and then his cock grew so big!

He stood up and put me up on the counter and started laying pipe right there! Oh, his meat was so hard and his pounding was so strong! How could my stupid sister not be fucking him everyday?!

I loved the way it felt when his balls were slapping my ass as he was slamming my sweet cunt!

I wanted to devour him! I could tell he was about to explode so I hopped off the counter and squatted in front of him and slurped all my cream off his meat as I took every inch of it in my mouth!

Then the flood gates slammed open and, what felt lake a decades worth of cum, erupted in my mouth!

He tasted so yummy that I swallowed every drop and cleaned his cock as well!

Do I feel bad for my sister? No! She has never appreciated what a good man she had. Not like I do!

 

Erotic Roleplaying GFE Mistress

I love a great love making session with Erotic Roleplaying. My phone sex sessions range from therapy, Mistress to that sensual girlfriend without the drama. Please understand I am young and not a Mother. I have some maternal instinct in catering to my men in a very loving way, however I am also very firm and controlling to some, especially the needy. What good mother wasn’t controlling of their son? I have dated many mommy boy types and in the end they all desire the sensual motherly love and stern control. I’m a therapist and am always studying the human need of sex, sensuality and those disturbing fantasies. It’s my pleasure to entice you. What is not my pleasure is being pushed into a call that is not of my persona. I am engaging but it certainly isn’t going to be turning me on or enticing me. I want to enjoy you as myself. I want to guide you as a Mistress and therapist. I am sophisticated and kind. I want to share that with you. Really just give yourself to me and we can enjoy the sensual freedom of sharing our time and passion together. I am the GFE that caters to your deeper needs.

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Fantasy Football

 

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You see I was at my little one’s practice and the coach has been keeping his eye on me. Always saying little things to me about my little one’s game and bumps into me or accidentally bumps my bump every time his hands graze my fat ass. So I decided to invite him out for drinks. We had a couple of shits and you know what that means. We left and went back to my place because well he is married. I started sucking his dick before we even got to the bed. He is moaning and he’s enjoying I bend this fat ass over for him to start hitting it from the back and as he begins to enjoy it I start throwing this fat ass back harder and he loves it even more. He tells me he is about to cum and as he does I start sucking his dick until he is ready to cum and let him jizz all over my face.

Sexy Babe Farah and the Delivery Boy

sexy babeI was bored at my part-time gig yesterday. My lawyer friend was tied up all day in virtual court. This sexy babe was not motivated to work. I thought I would give myself a manicure and pedicure at my desk. We had no clients coming to the office. All I had to do was answer phones and accept deliveries. I pulled out the toenail clippers and trimmed up my toes and my fingers. Then I filed them down and painted them. I love keeping my nails long so I can run them down a man’s back. Guys love long nails on a woman! And, I love having manicured feet for foot jobs. I had finished doing my toes when there was a knock on the door. I hobbled to the door because my toes were still drying. Amazon delivery. While signing for the packages, I noticed the huge bulge in the delivery guy’s shorts. He saw me ogling his crotch. He asked me if I wanted to unleash his beast. His cock was huge. I did not give a fuck that I was twice his age. And he sure did not mind either. He apologized for rushing me, but he said he was on the clock, so we did not have much time.  I can get naked in 30 seconds or less. I bent over the desk and he entered me from behind. He played with my sexy breasts as he fucked me. He last 5 minutes in my mature pussy. Damn he was quick. He could see the disappointment on my face. He apologized for the quickie and insisted on my number so he could do me right later. I said what the fuck. He was quick but he was hung. That deserved a second chance. Glad I took that chance. He fucked me for hours last night. He ate my pussy and made me cum like a dozen times. I scratched the hell out of his back too like a wild cat in heat. It really was just the time constraint. Helping my friend out for a couple months is helping my pussy out.

 

His Wife’s Filthy Panties

My pussy gets moist the even before the phone rings.Mature phone sex

He sends me panties with a note instructing me to wear them when he calls. As I pull them out of the package, I can smell the odor of another woman’s cunt. They have been worn before and definitely not washed. I hold them up to my nose in inhale that sweet intoxicating smell.

I take a shower and take extra care to shave my soft mound so it is silky smooth and then slip into the filthy panties and wait.

I knew it was him by the sound of the ring and my clit starts twitching right away.

He asks me if I like wearing his wife’s panties and the thought of her cum against my cunt is so hot, I could barely speak.

He commands me to start rubbing my pussy through her panties and I am so close to the edge that my legs are shaking.

I would beg him to let me use my fat fake cock but he is in control and I can only obey.

Finally, he allows me to slip my fingers inside my cunt and I am soaked. I want him to fuck me. I need him to fuck me!

He tells me continue fingering myself and that I am not allowed to cum, not until he says so!

I am about to explode! I can’t take it! I can feel it building up inside me like a tidal wave and then he tells me to imagine his

Giant

                Fat

                             Cock

                  Deep

       Inside

                       My

                           Slutty

           Wet

                     Cunt

And that was it! I couldn’t hold it in anymore! I lost it! There was not a dry spot within 6 feet. I am not sure if the earth moved but it sure as hell felt like it!

 

Princess Phone Sex Pussy

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Beautiful women have power over men, that much I know. Tonight you came home exhausted from work and had one thing on your mind. My perfect princess pussy! But you have been neglecting me! And you know I left your son for you! What is a lonely woman to do, you leave me for hours nad think that a diamond ring will make it all better? I mean it helps, yes, but I need attention. I need my pussy licked and A big fat dick pounding me. You always had stamina in the bed room, but that hot young son of yours can fuck me for hours. Did you think I wouldn’t go crawling back into his bed? Or across the back seat of his car? You try to make it up to me and I spread my legs and you begin licking me. By your moans I know you have discovered the hot cum load left in my pretty shaved pussy. You devour me like Your last meal. We both say nothing as you pull me on top and bite my hard nipples. I taste the cum on your lips and giggle as you impale me with a fever frenzy I have never known from you. Your breath in my ear whispers that with age comes a longing for the taboo, you will be my cheating slut! Yes, My love I can have my cake and you eat it too! I make sure to suck you off before and after work and go find me a hot stud to fuck me, we can discuss it when you are fucking me. Cuckolding is not just for small dicked me you know!