When I was finishing up my Bachelors I was living off campus at a house with a few girlfriends, and we really loved giving that naughty neighbor phone sex fiend some awesome fantasies. With five sexy coed females living in this 3 bedroom house together you know these married “family” men can’t help but have fantasies about us. I admit we did a lot to bring about more of them too, like our half naked sunbathing and rubbing oil on one another in the front yard on lounge chairs. There was a night we came home after midnight and a few of the guys were talking and the three of us sexy coeds that were coming home just started making out with each other in the front of the house as we got out of the Uber and thanked the driver with a kiss bending forward against the window letting it be seen that I had no panties on under this micro mini dress that was riding up as I leaned in the window. Oh, and trust me, the three of us gave this Uber driver the best fantasy to jerk off to on his way to wherever as we really tipped him with a hot show in the back of his SUV. Let’s say it smelled like pussy in there, hot wet pussy.
Category: Cuckold phone sex
Great Blowjobs are for Great Cocks Only
Not every man deserves great blowjobs. Some men don’t deserve head at all. I am a great cock sucker. Every woman is. So, the question you must ask yourself is, “If I get bad head, is it her fault or mine?” I am here to tell you the issue is not a woman’s cock sucking skills. It is your lack of cock. Woman enjoy giving head when there is a big cock to be enthusiastic about. If a woman is not enthused to go down on you, my guess is you have an underwhelming cock. I am also known to many as a phone sex therapist. Any time a couple comes to me and the man is complaining about his wife’s lousy sexual skills, the first thing I do is ask to see his dick. Almost all the time, it is a 5-inch or less dick. That’s a cock not worthy of a woman’s efforts. I would not waste my energy sucking your pathetic dick. If you are that small and complaining about your sexual dissatisfaction, I am going to ask you the tough questions like what about your wife’s sexual pleasure. Therapy clients are often disappointed with me because I side with the woman. If you have a small dick and you are worried about you, then you need a reality check. Your woman needs a lover. Some one who cares about her sexual pleasure before his sexual pleasure. You deserve to be cuckolded not only because you have a small dick, but because you are a selfish bastard who can’t see past his little dick. Women only give their best moves for the best cocks. If a woman isn’t all over you like white on rice, then you need to look at your dick and ask yourself why because it is a woman’s nature to please.
Sexy Babe Therapist
The best sex, is with a sexy babe who is in charge. Why talk to a bimbo who giggles and moans when you can talk to a hot bitch size queen who tells you the truth? I love helping men explore their kinky fantasies and fetishes. Even more, however, I enjoy helping men realize they have tiny dicks. So many men are clueless about their tiny dicks. I have met many men with underwhelming dicks. Do I look like I do small cock? Hell no. Honesty is the best policy when it comes to small and flaccid dicks. Men who don’t know they have a shrimp dick, have never met a woman like me. I won’t blow smoke up your ass. I won’t tell you that your cock is the best cock I have ever seen when it makes me cringe. That does you no good and it does the women of the world no good either. I’m here to help you come to terms with your short comings, not coddle you. I am a phone sex therapist for small dicks and broke down losers. I can help cuckold you if you have a small dick. I can help you last if you are a premature ejaculator. I can get your broke down dick erect with a prostate exam or a good pegging. I can even help chronic masturbators. This sexy woman wants you to know and accept your short comings.
Phone Sex Therapist
I love being a phone sex therapist. It gives me great pleasure to hear about your sexual dysfunction. Guys with working cocks or normal fetishes don’t call me. I get calls from small dick losers and guys with kinks and fetishes they can’t tell their wives or partners. So many men want to be cuckolded, they just lack a willing partner. I think it is because women are emotionally different than men. Yes, there are plenty of size queen women like me, but the average married woman values her vows. So, when her husband tells her to cheat, it doesn’t always go over well. Women and men don’t cheat for the same reasons. If you want your wife to fuck men with bigger dicks, then you need some phone sex therapy with a woman like me. I will help you guide your wife into cuckolding you. There is a chance that she is cheating on you behind your back, but if that is the case, I can help you get her to fuck her stud in front of you. Cuckolding lets you be a part of her fun and pleasure. If you can’t satisfy your wife, you don’t need to get a divorce. You just need to be a cuckold.
Bad girls
My friends and I all enjoy having cum showers. I can’t stop being a little whore, and when my friends and I are together, we have a ton of fun sharing plenty of dicks. We don’t ever say no to guys with big cocks, and sharing is caring. We all have orgy parties and make sure to end up bringing a ton of people over to satisfy each of our holes. We make a daisy chain and don’t stop fucking each other. We carry toys as well, and we end cumming over and over again. It’s a full-on a nasty fun ride. We don’t stop at all. We will skip work and school to get off and get our cunts filled all day and night.