Best phone sex calls require honesty. I am a blunt woman. Guys call me to tell me about their problems. I listen to men whine about not getting laid. If a guy isn’t getting laid by his woman something is up and chances are it is not his dick. Karl called me this morning with the familiar story of how him and his girlfriend never have sex after he takes her out for a fancy dinner. They have been dating for months now. They had sex once, but since then she has excuse after excuse for why they can’t fuck. She is happy to drain his wallet but not his balls. I asked the tough question. I asked him how big his dick was and if it got hard easily. Old Karl has a four-inch cock. He even added a 1/4 to his dick size. Now that is desperate to sound big. Come on Karl. You have a small dick and you are dating out of your league. A hot sexy woman of any age can have just about any man she wants. She sure as hell is not going to settle for a man with 4 1/4 inch dick. Men make the mistake of thinking women owe them something for taking them out. I owe you nothing but a thank you for showing me an enjoyable time. If you are spending lots of money on a woman and not getting any action in return, ask yourself, “is my dick bigger than 7 inches?” If the answer is no, there is the problem. Buy yourself a pocket pussy and consider dating less attractive women. The hot girls will go out with you, but they are fucking other men. You are a free meal, someone else is the good fuck. Consider that some free phone sex therapy boys.
Category: Cuckold phone sex
Party
I had a disco-themed sex party a few nights ago. Everybody was dressed like it was 1975. Black men with afros and BBC. White chicks with crazy hair, wild makeup, and very wet pussies. My sissy slave boys had on gold thongs and I sprayed their bodies in shimmering gold glitter. They were the sex slaves of the party. My slave boys have been very good and deserved a special treat. There was lots of dancing, drinking, snorting, and fucking. As I was glancing around the room I saw this fine black guy hit on one of my sissy boys. Too fine for me not to get a taste of that chocolate treat first. I walked over to my boy and the sexy ass black man, and I shooed my sissy boy away. I pushed that sexy black MF down on the reclining chair. And I slithered to my knees. I unbuckled his bell bottoms and let that huge black cock just suffocate me. Drool was pouring out of my mouth. He was shoving and pushing trying to get all 10 inches in my mouth. Unfortunately, that did not happen but I did get his sweet tasting seed to fill my tummy full.
Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only
Great blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best. Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.
Public Humiliation
My sweet sissy boy was dressed in the cutest pink dress with blue trim today. He had red hot lipstick on, and his hair looked so cute. I like to parade him out in public. He loves the smirks and rude degrading comments directed at him as much as I do. He will use the public man bathroom but I make him sit down and keep the door open. He gets called faggot and disgusting pig. He gets hit like a bitch when in the men’s bathroom. It makes me wet to know he is degraded by others and humiliated with shame. I like to pick up a nice fine looking man. Fingers crossed hopefully a BBC of a man for us to bring home so he can fuck me for hours and you can be kneeling at the edge of the bed watching and not touching that sissy clit you like to jerk off.
If the price is right
I only fuck with men who have big dicks and fat wallets baby, the only way I will even look your way or pay you any sort of mind and attention is if the price is right for a sexy babe of my caliber. Like I said, the price better be right. I can’t even imagine settling for a tiny micro-penis, especially a broke one! You better overcompensate for where you’re lacking in the manhood department with a huge deposit into my bank account. There’s nothing worse than a bastard that thinks I cum for cheap. Nah sweetie, you are terribly mistaken. Do you honestly think that I would ever even think twice about your existence let alone any sort of sexual activity with you if you didn’t pay up and shut up?!? Motherfuckers like that sicken me. You can look but you can’t touch little bitch. I’ve been way too spoiled with a lavish lifestyle and huge monster cock to ever settle for anything less. There’s no ifs ands or buts about it hun, don’t fuckin even contact me if you don’t plan on dropping stacks on my fine ass. No broke losers allowed!
Boy Come Here
Come here boy I need you to take care of me. I want your head between my legs and your mouth deep in my wet tasting kitten. Flicker and nibble on my clit. And slowly fuck me with your fingers. Lap your tongue all around my lips and dart it in and out of my nice tight fuckable hole. I am going to grab your hair and shove your whole face deep in. I am going to want at least 4 unbelievable passionate strong orgasms that makes my muscles hurt when I squirt heavily into your mouth. Don’t make me wait I want you here now. Naked and ready to please me just the way I want you to please me.