Category: Cuckold phone sex

The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex calls require honesty. I am a blunt woman. Guys call me to tell me about their problems. I listen to men whine about not getting laid. If a guy isn’t getting laid by his woman something is up and chances are it is not his dick. Karl called me this morning with the familiar story of how him and his girlfriend never have sex after he takes her out for a fancy dinner. They have been dating for months now. They had sex once, but since then she has excuse after excuse for why they can’t fuck. She is happy to drain his wallet but not his balls. I asked the tough question. I asked him how big his dick was and if it got hard easily. Old Karl has a four-inch cock. He even added a 1/4 to his dick size. Now that is desperate to sound big. Come on Karl. You have a small dick and you are dating out of your league. A hot sexy woman of any age can have just about any man she wants. She sure as hell is not going to settle for a man with 4 1/4 inch dick. Men make the mistake of thinking women owe them something for taking them out. I owe you nothing but a thank you for showing me an enjoyable time. If you are spending lots of money on a woman and not getting any action in return, ask yourself, “is my dick bigger than 7 inches?” If the answer is no, there is the problem. Buy yourself a pocket pussy and consider dating less attractive women. The hot girls will go out with you, but they are fucking other men. You are a free meal, someone else is the good fuck. Consider that some free phone sex therapy boys.

My Hobby is Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is a hobby for me. For decades I have been shaming small dicks. Too many women won’t tell a man the truth. I am not afraid to deny a guy with a small wiener access to my pussy. I will not lay there like a dead fish counting ceiling tiles until it is over. I won’t fake illness or lie to get out of fucking a man who doesn’t meet my standards between his legs. I am not a ball buster, more of a wakeup call girl. I tell men what they need to hear. What they should have heard from other women. I met Aaron at a party over the holidays. At the time he was in a relationship. We clicked and have been texting. I won’t be the other woman. I demand to be front and center. Once he severed his relationship, we went out. It was a wonderful date. The second date, however, was a disastrous. I was ready to fuck, so was he; but when he took his pants off I saw his small cock. This handsome, educated and great guy had a micro dick. I just couldn’t fuck him. It was a major disappointment. He needed some of the phone sex therapy I give my callers. I like Aaron. He is everything a man should be, accept endowed. I told him we could date, but we could never fuck. He never met a woman like me before. He was in for a treat. I talked about cuckolding him. He was unfamiliar with the term. I guess his prior girls just went through the motions because he is handsome and wealthy. I won’t sacrifice my sexual pleasure for a small dick. After a couple hour debate, he succumbed and ate my pussy for an hour. Men with small dicks have some purpose in my life.

It was supposed to be a hot threesome

2 girl phone sexGwen and I were supposed to be getting together to have a hot threesome with a really sexy guy but the night didn’t end the way we thought it would that’s for sure. We went out to dinner and had some wine and both of us were really getting into it cus the guy was so hot! He had a great body and seemed real manly, like the type of guy that could definitely handle two women. Well, once we got back to the hotel it was a whole different story! He took off his shirt and we were like mmmmmm nice chest, nice stomach… then he took off his pants to reveal the smallest cock we had ever seen. Seriously this this was definitely a micro penis, like it was barely more than just a tip! We took one look at that pathetic lil nubbin and just started dying laughing. We asked him if he seriously thought he was gonna be able to fuck us with that and he just hung his head in shame. Well, good thing we were prepared for anything, me and Gwen fucked each other with a big strap on dick and made the lil cucky watch. Oh well, the night didn’t end how we thought it would but it was still fun!

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The Cost Of Perfect Grades

Coed phone sexClasses are done for now and I’m free for a few weeks. My grades are absolutely stunning. Only cost me a few moments of my time. My high grade in Math I is thanks to weeks of sitting front row is Mr. Rocks class flashing my panties. My high grade in Liberal Arts and Sciences is thanks to a few afternoon blowjobs and quickie for Mr. Lavos. My high grade is Biology was a bit tricky to achieve but after I helped Mrs. Geneva cuckold her husband it was a done deal. Psychology was thanks to low cut shirts and empty promises. Chemistry is a special thanks to the amazing chemistry I shared with Mr. Adams over and over again. I truly enjoyed reaching, bending and climbing on top to have such amazing marks.

Party

Sexy chatI had a disco-themed sex party a few nights ago. Everybody was dressed like it was 1975. Black men with afros and BBC. White chicks with crazy hair, wild makeup, and very wet pussies. My sissy slave boys had on gold thongs and I sprayed their bodies in shimmering gold glitter. They were the sex slaves of the party. My slave boys have been very good and deserved a special treat. There was lots of dancing, drinking, snorting, and fucking. As I was glancing around the room I saw this fine black guy hit on one of my sissy boys. Too fine for me not to get a taste of that chocolate treat first. I walked over to my boy and the sexy ass black man, and I shooed my sissy boy away. I pushed that sexy black MF down on the reclining chair. And I slithered to my knees. I unbuckled his bell bottoms and let that huge black cock just suffocate me. Drool was pouring out of my mouth. He was shoving and pushing trying to get all 10 inches in my mouth. Unfortunately, that did not happen but I did get his sweet tasting seed to fill my tummy full.

Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best.  Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.

Public Humiliation

Cuckold phone sex My sweet sissy boy was dressed in the cutest pink dress with blue trim today. He had red hot lipstick on, and his hair looked so cute. I like to parade him out in public. He loves the smirks and rude degrading comments directed at him as much as I do. He will use the public man bathroom but I make him sit down and keep the door open. He gets called faggot and disgusting pig. He gets hit like a bitch when in the men’s bathroom. It makes me wet to know he is degraded by others and humiliated with shame. I like to pick up a nice fine looking man. Fingers crossed hopefully a BBC of a man for us to bring home so he can fuck me for hours and you can be kneeling at the edge of the bed watching and not touching that sissy clit you like to jerk off.

Your a Waste

best phone sexLook at me, I’m told often I’m so cute or adorable. No one really knows how mean I can be. Accept for you of course. Why exactly did you follow me home? What did you think was going to happen, did you really think you had what it takes to handle me?

The moment I heard your steps behind me I could tell you were weak. The sounds of your steps screamed timidness and weakness. I turned to you and asked “What do you think you are doing? You can’t afford me, we’ve been over this. If you think you can catch me off-guard your even too pathetic to manage that.” You look so defeated by so few words.

I walk up to you and spit down at your feet. “You’re a Waste”.

If the price is right

Sexy babeI only fuck with men who have big dicks and fat wallets baby, the only way I will even look your way or pay you any sort of mind and attention is if the price is right for a sexy babe of my caliber. Like I said, the price better be right. I can’t even imagine settling for a tiny micro-penis, especially a broke one! You better overcompensate for where you’re lacking in the manhood department with a huge deposit into my bank account. There’s nothing worse than a bastard that thinks I cum for cheap. Nah sweetie, you are terribly mistaken. Do you honestly think that I would ever even think twice about your existence let alone any sort of sexual activity with you if you didn’t pay up and shut up?!? Motherfuckers like that sicken me. You can look but you can’t touch little bitch. I’ve been way too spoiled with a lavish lifestyle and huge monster cock to ever settle for anything less. There’s no ifs ands or buts about it hun, don’t fuckin even contact me if you don’t plan on dropping stacks on my fine ass. No broke losers allowed!

Boy Come Here

Fantasy phone sex Come here boy I need you to take care of me. I want your head between my legs and your mouth deep in my wet tasting kitten. Flicker and nibble on my clit. And slowly fuck me with your fingers. Lap your tongue all around my lips and dart it in and out of my nice tight fuckable hole. I am going to grab your hair and shove your whole face deep in. I am going to want at least 4 unbelievable passionate strong orgasms that makes my muscles hurt when I squirt heavily into your mouth. Don’t make me wait I want you here now. Naked and ready to please me just the way I want you to please me.