Shopping for sex toys is just so much fun! The things that run through my mind while I am looking at all the amazing things on the shelves should often be kept to myself. But sometimes I can’t help but share!
This morning there were so many new and inventive toys to look at and marvel over that my mind was running crazy. And then in the corner, all alone was a pretty blue vibrator. Simple in design. Classically sleek. As soon as I picked it up it took me back to memories of long ago.
You see my daddy bought me one very similar when he was teaching me how to be a woman. He called it “Little Boy Blue”
Little Boy Blue and I had many play dates, often beginning with this little girl blue blowing daddy’s horn before Little Boy Blue could come out and play.
Sometimes daddy would use Little Boy Blue on me and make me all creamy and wet. And sometimes daddy would lay back and rub his big, hard horn, nice and slow in long steady strokes while telling me what he wanted me to do with Little Boy Blue.
I would lay with my legs spread and my pretty pink pussy would get so wet watching his breathing get deeper, waiting for him to squirt that sweet and salty cum, following his every direction and hanging on his every word.
I knew in the end he would lick my sweet juices an I would lick his and then he would hold me as I snuggled into his hairy chest and listened to his heart beat before falling asleep.
Category: Exhibitionist sex
A Married Guy, A Preacher And His Dad Walk Into A Bar….
The question is not, “Who’s more likely to get fucked”, but rather, “Who’s first?”! Everyone who knows me knows I have a sex addiction. But it is so much more involved than that.
It’s not just the sex. It is the forbidden fruit. Sex is sooo much hotter, more erotic, more all consuming and seductively naughty when it is with a man that is “off limits”! Married men. Preachers. Relatives. Fathers of people I am dating. If the guy is off limits, it just makes me want him more! And let some girl walk in and think I can’t get her man! I will have him in ten minutes!
I know all this is wrong and that’s what makes it so hot! Add the chance of being seen or getting caught and I can practically cum without even being touched!
My heart starts to race, my tight little cunt starts juicing….then the aching starts. That ache a girl gets when she needs to have a cock stuffed inside her, filling her up, stretching that fuck hole to it’s limits!
When that achy feeling starts, no cock is safe!
It’s like I have cock vision! I can seek them out….the ones that can get good and hard and fuck a girl the way a slut should be fucked.
Yeah, that’s right. I know I am a slut. No point in pretending. I will never be the one you bring home to mama but I’ll bet your daddy would love me!
Best Phone Sex Parties are Unexpected
I was out of town last night. Girls road trip to see a concert. When we got back to the hotel, there was a huge ass party going on in the suite next to us. I had gone over with the intention of asking them to hold it down a bit. When a hot oiled up girl answered the door naked, I changed my tune. “Is this an invite only party,” I asked with a smirk. The girl pulled me into the room, stripped me and oiled me up. Guess this was an open party. There were guys at this party, but they were standing around stroking their cocks watching the girls get it on. I like pussy too.
Plates of drugs were being passed around like candy. Plastic was laid down on the floor. It was so slick from the baby oil it doubled as a Slip n Slide. I took some pretty pill that I was sure would put me on some sort of crazy ride and jumped in for some slick girl on girl action. I was the oldest chick in the mix, but I didn’t give a fuck. What happens in Dayton, stays in Dayton! I tribbed with girls. Grinded asses. Finger fucked oiled up love holes. Used double sided dildos. Licked pussy and ass. And took a few loads of cum to the face from the male spectators.
I have no idea what kind of party that was, but it was fun, hot and slippery. My girlfriends were passed out and didn’t even realize I was not in the room when I slithered back in 5 hours later. I hosed off the oil and jizz, climbed into bed and felt thankful that I am the kind of woman that doesn’t pass up hot fun.
Mature Phone Sex Mile High Club Fan
Have you ever been a member of the mile high club? I can happily say, I just recently joined and it is as hot as folks say it is. I was traveling for a wedding across the US and splurged for first class. First time ever I have been in first class anything. I got treated like royalty. After a few mini bottles of wine, I started chatting with this hot married man in the seat in front of me. Salt and pepper hair. Very George Clooney looking.
He tried to act like he wasn’t married, but I saw him discreetly remove his wedding ring. I don’t care if a man is married. If I am attracted to him, and he wants to fuck me, well it is not my place to worry about his wife who is likely not putting out or has her own thing on the side. I went along with his ruse. I sat next to him and put the blanket over our laps so I could give him an old fashioned hand job. It is sad how many girls don’t do this anymore. I love the feel of a cock getting hard at my finger tips.
When I felt the pre cum pouring out the head of his cock, I suggested the bathroom. “Mile high club,” he asked? I nodded yes. He followed me the bathroom of the first class area which was way bigger than regular class. He pulled up my skirt, I pulled down my panties and he fucked me from behind. The turbulence we hit just added to the thrill. I returned to my seat with a pussy full of married man sperm. And he returned to his with a big old grin. We both slept like babies till we reached Dulles Airport. Next time I fly, I am going first class.
Exhibitionist Sex Slut Gives Great Blowjobs at a Rock Concert Thanks to Legalized Chronic
A friend of mine scored us tickets to see Neil Young this weekend. I am an old school rock chick. Students for years have been trying to get me to listen to Hip-Hop, Rap and modern country, all of which make me want to hurt people. We put on some super sexy hippie dresses, scored some good chronic and went to enjoy the evening with a classic rocker. I have not gotten high in awhile. Now that it is legal, I can’t lose my job. Fuck, the legalized shit is strong.
We both felt like we were on an acid trip, which isn’t bad. Some college hunks were in the pit next to us. They too were toking some strong funk. A sexy cougar like me, attracts young studs everywhere. Now, I’m usually mindful of my surroundings when I decide I want some cock. I like exhibitionist sex, just when cops are in eyesight I tend to be more careful. I was too high to give a fuck about consequences. I blew those boys in the pit of a Neil Young concert. Down on my needs, higher than a kite, giving great blowjobs while I listened to Neil croon “Old Man.”
A small crowd had gathered around me, I thought to shield me from the cop, but they wanted in on the action. I figured good taste in music warranted my oral skills. I got blow banged by about 50 dudes at a rock concert. I felt like I was at Woodstock. My girlfriend decided to help when she saw the size of some of those cocks going down my throat. I think I swallowed more sperm than a porn star that night. Hell, I even blew the cop. Any guy within 100 feet of the stage got head from the best phone sex slut around. I slept like a baby when we got home. Still high with a belly full of cum means I sleep well. Of course I woke up, got high again and went searching for more cocks to slurp. I’m on summer vacation after all.
Happy Fourth of July Backyard Orgy
I love 4th of July, but sadly it has just become a holiday to drink and party. Few folks know the significance of Independence Day. I’m a teacher, so when I had my little holiday soirée, I thought I should give a little history lesson to my guests first. Well, they didn’t want anything to do with history lesson. Made me do shots to loosen me up; take the stick out of my ass. I know how to have fun, I just get a little worked up when folks forget the meaning behind holidays.
My guests had me doing shots of Tequila. I’m always joking that Tequila makes my clothes fall off. After 6 shots I stopped reciting the Declaration of Independence and started guzzling cocks. Thirteen cocks I sucked, representing the original American colonies. So maybe I was still a teacher, just a naughty teacher. This was a mixed party, but initially, I was the only one on her knees chugging cock. A guest brought fireworks so we moved the party to the patio.
Folks were getting wild, finally. Some of the young coeds, former students of mine, started stripping and giving male guests head. Drinks were flowing, hormones were raging, and well, somehow those coeds ended up on lawn chairs with sparklers in their asses. Dangerous I know, but what a freaky hot thing to see. I started rubbing my pussy, guys started jacking off and cock rockets were shooting cum off like fireworks. People were fucking. I know you aren’t suppose to mess with fireworks drunk or high, but we were having fun. My little cookout to wish my friends and neighbors a Happy Fourth of July, turned into an orgy. A red hot, patriotic fuck fest.