Sexy chicks need big cocks. If big dicks are not around, we will play with each other before we would ever settle. Some men struggle with that though. Gina and I were out clubbing Christmas Eve. We figured we would meet some sexy out of towners down to party and fuck for a night. Neither Gina nor I are married anymore. Our offspring are grown up and on their own, so we both can slut around all we want. Not that motherhood ever stopped me from being a whore, however. Just I am less concerned now with bringing home random men because I do not have a young daughter at home anymore. We met this guy who was in town for the holidays. He was bored and looking for some fun. He was in his early 30s. Gina and I are both over 50, but age is just a number. I like younger men and so does my friend. We brought him back to my place. We smoked some good medicinal California weed and started to make-out. I share guys with Gina all the time. This guy, however, had a very underwhelming dick. In the club he was bragging about having enough cock for two cougars. Clearly, he did not know about cougars. We are cock size queens. We need big dicks. Sure, he was stiff as a board, but 5 inches was not doing anything for one cougar, let alone two. So, we explored some lesbian phone sex fantasies. I will lick a pussy before sucking a small cock. Same for Ginger. We gave him a show. He wanted to be in between us, but we benched him because his dick was not big enough. Do not feel sorry for him. Any man would be lucky to watch two sexy mature babes fuck each other. I told you I was a cock size queen. You must be big enough to satisfy me, or I am playing with a woman instead. Maybe you can watch.
Category: Femdom phone sex
Sensual Phone Sex Therapist
I get it. Sometimes you just need a phone sex therapist. Not everyone gets your fetish, and that’s okay. Not everyone has to. All you need is one good woman like me who is willing to listen to you and even indulge you in your fantasies and role plays. Maybe you’re confused about why you are turned on by the things that you are. I’ll talk it over with you and help you try to figure it out. Maybe there was something that you saw when you were a teenager that just stuck with you, and you couldn’t ever get it out of your head. That happens to a lot of us.
It always excites me to get into that with someone. Let me help you get to the root of it and then once we do, you can stop thinking about the why and just enjoy the fact that you DO enjoy it. You can tell me every single detail of your fantasy and hey, maybe I even share some fantasies with you. Wouldn’t that be amazing? There’s nothing like finding a kindred spirit to share a sexy rendezvous with. A sensual, naughty therapist like me may just be exactly what you need.
Cuckold Phone Sex with a Size Queen
Cuckold phone sex is my thing. I love telling guys that they have nothing to give women. Most men who call me already know that they cannot please their wives. They are calling me for therapy. They want to know how to be cuckolds or they want to talk about their cheating wives. If you are calling me, you know what I am about, so you must know you have a small penis. Now, guys meeting me at bars do not always realize that I am a size queen. How they do not know that is beyond me. I mean look at me? I am a sexy woman for any age. I have confidence. I am intelligent too. I do not need to settle. I rarely go to bars because it is full of men who have overestimated their charm. I was in the mood for a drink and to mingle. With it being winter break, my college boys are back at home, and I have a smaller pool of fuck buddies. Even my studly neighbor is traveling and not home.
At the bar, this guy hit on me. I flirted back because he was handsome. Tall, dark, rich, educated…. Seemed too good to be true. I saw the white mark on his finger from where he hid his marriage ring before approaching me. I took a chance he had a big enough cock to satisfy me. We get back to my place, and I was thinking like that old lady in the old Burger King ads. “Where’s the beef?” He had no dick. He had a little clit. Small dick humiliation was all he was getting from me. He tried to force himself on me like I was the one to blame for his tiny dick. Big or small, a knee in the crotch brings men down equally. I gave him some unsolicited clit and ball torture, and then snapped some pictures which I sent his wife. I would have been nicer, but he tried to assault me with a toy gun lol. I took the gloves off and shamed him all over social media, and let his wife know he was a tiny dicked cheater. Well, I am sure she knew about the tiny dick part. I am a phone sex therapist. I am a dominant woman. Do you come after me with a Vienna sausage and expect me to play nice.
Humiliated and Satisfied
“Look at that teeny tiny Vienna sausage?” I laughed. “How do you even piss without wetting your itty bitty balls?” I asked though I already knew the answer. I pulled out my ruler, magnifying glass, and tweezers. My favorite part of these sessions, besides how entertaining it is laughing at all these little man clitties, is measuring and sizing them up. I already knew this particular client was barely 3 inches soft and right at 4 ½ inches when fully erect. I just loved pulling out my ruler and using it to rub his small size in his face. I used the tweezers to grab a hold of his little pecker. Then, I placed my ruler next to his little pink clitty. “Where’s my magnifying glass? There’s no way I can see your minuscule dick without it.” I gloated. As I held the magnifier to his limp dick, his face turned red and his tiny clit twitched. “Mmmm, looks like ur extra pinky is starting to get hard,” I teased.”That’s because you’re so embarrassed that I’m measuring your tiny little dick.” I laughed at the sight of his twitching clitty. “Let’s see if we can’t embarrass you some more and get you all the way erect for us?” I smiled. I invited my surprise to come in. A 6’5 semi-pro basketball player and his massive BBC joined my client and I in my office. “Today, we’re going to compare your little clitty to a real man’s dick. You need to know what it feels like to hold on to a heavy man cock instead of that tiny pecker resting on your balls. My ball-playing friend walked over and dropped his basketball shorts. His giant BBC flopped out hitting halfway between his thigh and knee. My client and I marveled at its massive size. “You’ve never seen a cock that big in person before have you?” I asked knowing full well he had never. “Let’s put those two cocks side by side just for shits and giggles,” I beamed. My client’s face turned cherry red and his clitty started to leak tiny drops of pre-cum as my client’s massive semi-hard cock rubbed up against his. I instructed my client to hold my friend’s cock in his hands and feel it. He used two hands to lift my friend’s BBC. “Stroke it,” I urged. My client followed my directions and began stroking and jerking that BBC in his hands. When my friend was rock-hard and his thick, sticky prum leaked out of his spongy-mushroom head, I ordered my client to lick and suck my friend’s cock head clean. My obedient client worked so hard and cleaned my friend’s giant cock up so nicely. My friend rewarded him by filling my client’s mouth with a juicy load of yummy cummy. “Session over,” I smiled proudly. I have such awesome clients and friends.
Cruel Princess Phone Sex
If you are of the opinion that you don’t deserve a woman like me for princess phone sex, then you would absolutely be right. It takes a real man to deserve someone like me and let’s be honest – you are not a real man. You’re a loser at best and what you deserve is humiliation and cruel treatment from me. You know as well as I do that you’re not fit to even walk on the same ground as me, yet here you are. I can’t do anything about you being here, but what I can do is make you cry and maybe even wish you were never born.
Do you have a small dick? Fat belly? Do you live in your parents’ house still, even at your age? You’re the kind of loser who will be humiliated by me mercilessly. You’re going to be so upset, yet so turned on at the same time. I guess you figure if you can’t get a woman to pay attention to you in a normal way, you might as well get used to the fact that the only way you’ll be getting off is by humiliation. Ready for some now?
Sugar daddy spoiling on Black Friday!
Daddy really likes to spoil me around the holidays, on black Friday he takes me on his private jet to New York City for a day of the best shopping in the world. He knows if he lets me shop until my little bratty heart is satisfied he will get a huge reward. When I come back to our penthouse suite at The Plaza, I take a bath and get all ready for our fun night of daddy spoiling. I hear a knock at the door and I know it’s the girl I called to help me drain daddy’s balls. She’s perfect, blonde and pretty like me with a sweet little cunt and nice ass. We go over to daddy’s room and immediately start sucking him off, he licks my pussy and toys with my ass as our playmate sucks his fat daddy dick deep down her throat. I feel daddy move me down to his lap and he popped his cock into my tight little asshole. I moaned loudly as our girl sucked on my clit as he bounced me up and down. Daddy fucked me so hard, I squirted on her face as she sucked my clit! This was the best shopping day ever!