I love when guys play around in my ass. It is often what I think about in order to get ready for work. A guy’s long tongue or finger pushing and priming my asshole till it is ready to be poked and fucked by his cock. Oh shit, it makes me wet just fantasizing about it. I want to try two cocks in my ass at once. I think I can stretch that far and if not the pain will be so sensational. I want both of the guys to come in my ass together. I want to feel two huge cannons shoot off in my asshole. I would love for two big black cocks to follow me home tonight and just come in my house and take my ass! Of course I would have to pretend I don’t want it but the feeling of being ripped apart by two humongous dicks is just a humongous fetish of mine. What can I say, I’m a bad girl, that is why my callers love me so much.
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Exhibitionist Sex Slut Gives Great Blowjobs at a Rock Concert Thanks to Legalized Chronic
A friend of mine scored us tickets to see Neil Young this weekend. I am an old school rock chick. Students for years have been trying to get me to listen to Hip-Hop, Rap and modern country, all of which make me want to hurt people. We put on some super sexy hippie dresses, scored some good chronic and went to enjoy the evening with a classic rocker. I have not gotten high in awhile. Now that it is legal, I can’t lose my job. Fuck, the legalized shit is strong.
We both felt like we were on an acid trip, which isn’t bad. Some college hunks were in the pit next to us. They too were toking some strong funk. A sexy cougar like me, attracts young studs everywhere. Now, I’m usually mindful of my surroundings when I decide I want some cock. I like exhibitionist sex, just when cops are in eyesight I tend to be more careful. I was too high to give a fuck about consequences. I blew those boys in the pit of a Neil Young concert. Down on my needs, higher than a kite, giving great blowjobs while I listened to Neil croon “Old Man.”
A small crowd had gathered around me, I thought to shield me from the cop, but they wanted in on the action. I figured good taste in music warranted my oral skills. I got blow banged by about 50 dudes at a rock concert. I felt like I was at Woodstock. My girlfriend decided to help when she saw the size of some of those cocks going down my throat. I think I swallowed more sperm than a porn star that night. Hell, I even blew the cop. Any guy within 100 feet of the stage got head from the best phone sex slut around. I slept like a baby when we got home. Still high with a belly full of cum means I sleep well. Of course I woke up, got high again and went searching for more cocks to slurp. I’m on summer vacation after all.
The Best Phone Sex is Unexpected
The best phone sex can happen anywhere anytime. I use to talk dirty to my second husband before I became a professional phone sex whore. I remember this one time when he was overseas. It was night time where he was and I was home from work baking for a holiday party later that night. I had just put a batch of cookies in the oven when he called. I took my clothes off, hopped up on my kitchen island and started rubbing my clit as I listened to my husband tell me how well he would eat my pussy. I could hear him slapping his hard shaft, which made me rub my clit harder. One of the many reasons I became a professional mature phone sex slut was so I could hear men jacking off for me.
I was lost in the sensation of my pussy pulsating that I neglected to smell the burning coming from the oven until the smoke detectors went off and the sprinklers came on. I was laying on the kitchen island naked and wet when my neighbor burst in thinking I needed saving. And I thought chivalry was dead. I stunned him being naked and spread eagle. But he must have liked what he saw because he had a huge boner in his pants. By this time I had disconnected with my husband on the phone. I did not get my happy ending, but there was a handsome man in front of me with a hard on. Seemed like providence to me.
It would have been rude of me not to blow him after he was planning on risking his life to save me, right? A blowjob is not cheating I told myself as I swallowed his hard shaft down my throat. I may have crossed a line when he started fucking me on the kitchen island, but I had just nearly escaped death! He fucked me pretty damn good too. Why is it that cheating sex is so hot? We vowed never to fuck again as we were both married and neighbors, but that didn’t go as planned. He was a really good fuck. Few months after my husband came back to the states we divorced. Turns out I can’t just have one cock in my pussy. Fidelity isn’t my thing.
So here I am a twice divorced, getting off with my callers on the phone and fucking whomever I want. I love my life. Fidelity is overrated.
Best Phone Sex Workouts
I’m a very anal woman. But, I’m the good kind of anal. I love cock up my ass. I didn’t always enjoy it, but now I do. I have my own personal anal trainer at my gym. We have been working out together for months now, and my ass gets the best training ever. We start with squats on a cock. I love squatting down over my trainer’s rock hard cock. I can do 50 of these now. I work my ass from the inside out.
After our workout, I invited him to my place for some more training. I needed to train him too. Every man needs to know how to rim an ass and lick pussy. Basic survival skills. After dinner, I did squats on his tongue with my ass and pussy. He has a nice long tongue that can probe my fuck holes deep. Once he got the hang of it, I tilted my pelvis back and forth so his tongue licked my entire taint. My musky odor made him rock hard. That’s the true scent of a woman. That smell her taint has after fucking or working out.
His cock deserved a good work out after all the time he spent worshiping my pussy and ass, so I worked his dick out with my mouth. I give a mean blowjob. His pre cum was oozing like a volcano out his dick. I slid my pussy down on his hard shaft and bounced like a pole dancer. His fat cock filled my cunt up. We fucked for hours in a ton of positions, some very challenging too. I came to the conclusion I don’t need a gym to stay in shape. I just need plenty of cock to ride.
Best Phone Sex with an EX with a Twist
I went to a lipstick lesbian bar with a few girlfriends last night. One of my besties is a lesbian and well, I’m just straight up bisexual. As a mature woman, I don’t deny myself sexual pleasure in any form. I was down to pick up a hot chick. The club was full of beautiful ladies. I should have brought a change of panties. One woman approached me who looked like Jennifer Lopez. Sexy, sultry Latina knock out. She introduced herself as Mariana. She insisted we had met before, but I would remember a beauty like her. No amount of alcohol would make me forget that gorgeous creature , yet she knew a lot about me.
She was clearly younger than I was, so I figured perhaps she was the sister of one of the many boy toys I have fucked. Maybe even the mother of a student. We danced, drank, made out in a booth. Finally, I suggested we should go back to my place. Mariana agreed, but she forewarned me that she had a special surprise for me. I was thinking she was going to tell me how we knew each other. Likely she was the mother of some young stud I banged for awhile. I often send naked pics to fuck buddies, she probably intercepted a few. She didn’t seem angry if that was the case, so I pushed any bad thoughts out of my head.
We were at my house drinking wine and kissing like horny school girls. I suggested we take things to my bedroom . I did a little striptease first; she followed suit. Once she was naked it all hit me. My jaw hit the floor when I saw her cock. I remembered her now. One never forgets a foot long tree trunk cock like that. She use to go by Mario. She was a former student of mine that I dated for awhile right after he finished college. We had a chance encounter then, just like now. Not going to lie, this was wicked hot. I was looking at the boy I use to fuck who was a woman now with a fucking huge dick. She looked way better as a chick than a guy honestly. “Surprised,” Mariana asked. “Pleasantly, so,” I responded.
I always thought chicks with dicks preferred men, but Mariana informed me she was all about the ladies. She was a lesbian with a twist. A very nice, big twist that I gagged on like old times. I crawled into bed with her and let her make love to my mouth with her beautiful twist. Despite having a massive rod, she was a tender lover. We rolled around kissing, fucking, enjoying each other’s bodies all night. Bonus, she made me cum so hard. G-spot orgasm with her. When she was a he, she did the same thing. Some cocks are just big enough to hit all the right places. I think I liked Mario far better as Mariana. Best of both worlds. Pretty face, soft big breasts, a porn star cock.
When she left, she gave me her number. I have never been the kind of woman to hook up with an ex, but then I never had an ex with breasts. My dating life just got interesting again.