Category: Phone sex therapist

I Love Being a Phone Sex Therapist

phone sex therapistI am a sexy phone sex therapist. I know I am naked on the Internet and I talk dirty for a living, but I am a smart and educated woman. I have a Ph.D. in psychology, and I am a licensed therapist and a professor of psychology. I can work the phones a lot more now that college is online at least for this semester. I am itching to be back in the classroom. I love teaching. I love phone therapy too. The difference is that when I am teaching, I am meeting young men I would actually fuck. When I am on a phone sex therapy call, I am usually talking to losers. I talk to all kinds of men on the phone, but because I am a therapist, most of my callers are cuckolds, sissies and panty wearers. I do not fuck cucks, sissies or panty boys. I need a real man with a big cock. That is why I teach, and I do phone sex. I like to get laid, but I like being a therapist too. I enjoy helping losers get the most out of life and come to terms with their pussy free futures. I do not always give losers what they want to hear, but I help them accept their situation. And when you can accept that you will be denied pussy, shamed for being a tiny dick loser, sissified and forced to watch your woman take a real cock, you will be much happier. It is liberating to accept that you are not worthy of pussy. You can bitch and moan about having a tiny dick. Or you can accept that your dick will not give any woman pleasure and focus on making women happy. Get your happiness through the happiness of others. The best phone sex therapy tells you how it is and does not just tell you what you want to hear.

Hot Lesbian Phone Sex!

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I’m usually talking to men when I write, but today I’m going to do something a little different. I’m really in the mood for some lesbian phone sex. So, if you have been curious at all about what it’s like to be with a woman, call me. But of course, if you are more than just curious, I’d like to talk to you, too.  I don’t really care about your experience level – I just need a head between my legs and a pussy sitting on my face. Do you want to lie back and imagine my tongue sliding back and forth between the folds of your wet pussy lips?  I’m ready to tell you all about that and more! Maybe you’re the kind of lesbian who loves being fucked with a strap-on. Being fucked still feels good even if you don’t want the man a dick is attached to. I’d love seeing you spread your legs for me and then pushing my strap-on cock all the way inside your pretty little pussy and fucking you until you cum all over it. All of that and more is waiting for you when you call me for some lesbian phone fucking adventures.

A Hot Sexy Woman Knows…

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  It’s true. A hot sexy woman knows what she is and is confident. A confident woman is expressive and loving. A loving and expressive woman of confidence knows just what a man needs. The pleasure is her pleasure to give as much as it is yours to receive. I am well aware of what I do to men and I use it to my very advantage. I am spoiled by my men and for a reason, I spoil them with my love and affection. They know that when they treat me right and make me orgasm with their tongue that they will get a mind blowing orgasm from me. I am sensual and need my pussy to be petted. I need that tongue slipping in the folds of my vagina and licking my honey pot into wetness. The licking and nibbling on my clit will drive me mad. When you are pleasing me I will push your face deep inside and make you wet with my juices. I will them beg you to fuck me and that is exactly what I want.

Phone Sex Mommy Therapist

phone sex mommyI know when younger guys call me or ask me out, they may be thinking of me as a phone sex mommy. I am okay with that. Men do not want their mother. Maybe some do, but most boys just want some nurturing. Maybe they want to be privy to the knowledge and experience mature women hold. Maybe they even want some discipline too. I get why younger men want to fuck me. I am here to teach them how to be good lovers. I am here to teach them how to masturbate in different ways. I can listen to their sex woes and help them improve their stamina and get the woman of their dreams. I can be honest with men about their dick size. Too many women make excuses not to fuck a man instead of confronting the tiny dick issue right on. I am a phone sex therapist. I get that men have all sorts of reasons for seeking out the company of an older woman. I will listen and offer appropriate advice. And, if they have a young throbbing cock, I will fuck that younger guy. Young men are attracted to me for so many reasons, but this mature babe is attracted only to their hard working cocks.

Erotic Roleplaying: I Can be Mommy or a Therapist

erotic roleplayingI love erotic roleplaying and not just on phone sex calls either. I think couples should do sexy roleplays to spice up their love lives. Too many couples get stuck in a rut, doing the same thing over and over or not doing anything at all. As a therapist, I enjoy helping couples make their sex lives better. Even though I go through men like water, I still like variety in the bedroom. I have this college aged neighbor boy I see from time to time who loves naughty little role plays. The other day he asked if I could be his mommy. As a mature woman, I know younger men are often attracted to me because I represent a maternal figure to them. I went in my bedroom, put on a sexy but mom looking nightgown and went into phone sex mommy mode. We pretended that he woke up in the middle of the night with a hard cock and could not get back to sleep. Mature sexy women love to take care of young hard cocks. I was giving him head, when he decided he wanted to cum in my pussy. He bent me over my bed and pounded me hard with his throbbing cock. He called me mommy with every thrust inside my pussy. He said he had never cum harder. Truth be told, I thought it was pretty hot too. My pussy squirted all over his cock as he came deep inside me. I think the reason mature women like me are so popular with callers is that we can fit all kinds of roles from mommy to therapist.

Phone Sex Therapy for Cuckolds

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy sessions are much cheaper than going to psychologist or psychiatrist. Plus, they want to cure you. Not me. I want you to embrace your kinks and fetishes. I want your freak flag to fly high. When guys call me because they suspect their wives are cheating on them, I encourage them to embrace it and become a willing cuckold. Here is the honest truth men. Women cheat primarily for one of two reasons. Either you suck in bed or you are an asshole. Women will stay with assholes if they have big dicks. But they will not stay with nice men with small dicks. Many women will overlook an average dick if the man makes up for it in other ways, like using sexy toys in the bedroom on her, eating pussy and finger banging her. If your wife is cheating on you, you might be an asshole with a small dick. You can change that, however. You just need some cuckold phone sex therapy. Let me tell you what that means. If you have a cheating wife, let her have her cake and eat it too. You vowed to make her happy. If you suck in bed or are a selfish lover, how is that making her happy? As a cuckold, you are celebrating your wife’s sexual satisfaction. I mean if your wife gets sick, you take her to a doctor, right, because you are not one. If you cannot make your wife cum, you give her to a man who can. Women who are sexually satisfied are happier and nicer women. Think about it. When you cum, don’t you feel grand? Why would it be any different for a woman? Get your head out of your ass. Do not let your ego and pride land you in divorce court. Call a phone sex therapist and get your wife the dick she deserves.

Sensually Arousing Therapy

The sensual phone sex calls that I have are always leaving me so wet. I’m always interested in fulfilling a sensual lover role with my clients. It’s a rare and special connection to have a sweetly seductive conversation that becomes so intensely fueled with pleasure. It’s like a pillow talk session with an old lover. You reconnect with me as a girlfriend experience and we seduce one another with our passions and desires. I have been the ideal surrogate mother for an old lover and his girlfriend. It was a very erotic and loving experience as I would make out with the two of them. His girlfriend made me feel so great and comfortable. Her caresses on my body and lips on mine was enticing. I loved the way she kissed me while his cock was inside of me. The level of excitement rose as she went down on me and licked his sperm from my pussy and fed it back to her boyfriend. He was made to eat his cum by the two of us and it was extremely hot. I know this is arousing you, also. I would love to be the one to make you excited and maybe you will eat your cum for me?

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The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexThe best phone sex is not political! I am a mature sexy woman and I know how important it is to vote. I hope you are registered to vote, but I do not care if you are a Democrat or a Republican or an independent. All I care is that you vote, and you have a big cock. Politics have no business in the bedroom. But here is my two cents. If you do not vote, you cannot bitch about politics. I only fuck men who cast their vote. You can have a monster cock, but if you are too lazy to do your civic duty and still feel the you have the right to bitch about who is in office, you can walk your fine ass and cock out my door. This is the best phone sex and I want the best men. Men mistake me often for some dimwitted blonde. I have a Ph.D. in Psychology. I teach college. I did phone sex almost two decades ago as research and extra income when I was in grad school. I wanted a window into the minds of horny men and learn their perversions. Turns out I love the perversions of men. I am a phone therapist, but around election time, men feel the need to bitch about politics. The first question I always ask when someone makes small talk about politics is if they are registered to vote and if they vote. One thing in this world we can do for free is vote. Fucking is rarely free, LOL. Talking to me is never free, but it is worth every penny because I am honest with you. If you have a small dick, I will tell you. If you are a selfish lover, I will tell you. If you are better suited to be a sissy or a cuckold, I will tell you that too. I will also call you out on your bullshit like bitching about your cheating wife when you cannot satisfy her or bitching about politics when you do not vote. The best phone sex tells you the truth. Now, get your ass registered to vote and call me for an escape from politics.

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Phone Sex Therapy Might Just Be What You Need

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Hey baby. How are you? If you answered with anything other than “great” it’s time for some phone sex therapy. I know you might not think jerking off over the phone will cure what ails you, but that’s because you haven’t talked to me before. I am instinctively good at figuring out what kind of things you need and giving them to you without any hesitation or judgment. It doesn’t matter what gets you excited. I’ll give it to you with a smile on my face. I have often said that if everyone in the world got what they needed sexually, then the entire world would be different.

So tell me what I can do for you today. Do you need to talk to me about that girl you wish you’d gotten to fuck when you were younger? A lot of men call me to talk about the one that got away. I know that might not sound like something you’d need phone sex therapy for, but if she’s someone like a cousin, sister, auntie, or even your mom – well, chances are you haven’t gotten to talk to anyone about it before. But I’m here for you – ready and willing. All you have to do is call.

A Phone Sex Therapist Who Listens to You

phone sex therapistWhen you have a job like this on a site like this, you become a phone sex therapist. Guys call me to share the things they cannot share with others. They fear misunderstanding. They fear humiliation. Mostly, they fear rejection.  I talked with a man last night who likes to wear women’s panties and pantyhose. He has a white-collar, high powered corporate job. He would be shamed and likely fired if his macho work buddies learned he wore panties and hose under his $1,000 power suit. He wanted to know if he was a sissy for wearing panties.  I asked about his cock size. Not all men who wear women’s panties have small dicks, but many do. He admitted his dick was about 3-inches hard. He also admitted to being married and fantasizing about his wife cuckolding him. Now, I knew what I was dealing with. He was in my area of phone sex therapy. I gave him some tough love. He is a sissy cuckold waiting to be owned. He just needed a little push and some advice on how to get his wife to cuckold him. You can be one person at work and someone very different at home. He may already be a cuckold. His wife has zero interest in sex with him. She wears make-up to the gym and hangs out with her girlfriends more than him. Those are all signs of a cheating wife.  We talked for a couple hours. It was the first time he has spilled the beans about his life to anyone. I was glad I was able to help. Many men are not just a sissy or a cuckold or a femboy. Sissies, cuckolds and femboys overlap. A good therapist and a sexy babe can help you discover which is your dominant persona. A sexy therapist like me can help you live your true life.