Last week I matched with the hottest guy I have ever seen online. Nice hair, full beard, big pecs. Last night we agreed to hang out at his place. He made a nice dinner, but the night didn’t pick up until halfway through the first episode of whatever tv show he put on. I was relaxed on his couch with my feet up in his lap. I was tired of waiting. I began to stroke his crotch with my feet, alternating which one I would use, and I was waiting for him to look at me so I could give him my famous, undefeated “fuck me” eyes. I began to think he must be really into the show, as it was clear he was never going to look my way. “Thank you for dinner” I said to him as I sat up and grabbed the buckle to his designer belt. “What are you doing?” he exclaimed as I quickly unfastened his pants and pulled out his… “Oh. My. God… That must be the smallest dick I have ever seen! What in the fuck do you expect me to do with this? I would put it in my mouth right now but, I don’t think it would reach passed my lips!” he stood up frantically to put that little thing back where it came from. “I totally understand the big gym body and designer clothes! Do you drive a big diesel engine truck too? At some point you must stop overcompensating. I mean come on; you have a dick only a cuckold loving wife could love!” I grabbed my purse and headed for the door, still laughing, “I hope you’re able to find that thing in the shower tonight to wash away the embarrassment it just caused you!”
Category: Small dick humiliation
Next Time Bring a Toy
Lesbian Squirt Party!
I had a wet and wild time this weekend at one of my girlfriend’s house! All of my friends are sexy and perfect sluts like me, when we get together for some drinking and fucking there is no limit to how wild we get. I was sitting by the pool having a drink when one of my girlfriends told me she was a little embarrassed that she was a squirter. I laughed and my other three girlfriends came over each telling her it was a good thing, we found out we all shared that special something that makes us squirt when we cum really hard. We had to try it out so we untied our bikinis and started licking each other’s pussies right by the pool. My friends started squirting and finger fucking our cunts hard. I swallowed some of their sweet squirt juices and let my cunt get scissored until we were all drenched in cum!
the naughty teacher has another job
I’m a substitute teacher that focuses on Spanish and sex ed. It is pretty hard to have the guys concentrate on anything other than me. I also have lots of fun at the local gogo dance club and sometimes make an appearance for some extra cash. I love being a naughty teacher and driving those identical boys wild at the club. It’s always a shock factor when they come in on a Monday and notice that I was serving them drinks with their fake i.d’s. 18 isn’t quite 21, but they sure do get a pass with the hot Spanish/ sex ed sub.
I enjoy my jobs and love to mix sex in everything I do. I’m a natural bombshell with a high sex drive. I’m known to put out to the boys in my class, especially when they visit me at the club.
Sissy Humiliation: Richard Needs To Come Out of the Closet
I love to give Richard sissy humiliation. He is a pathetic sissy boy with a tiny white boy penis. See the cock I am sucking in this picture? Richard wishes he was half as big, LOL. I love chatting with Richard because he is such a girly sissy. Plus, he knows size matters. Richard is a black cock faggot. I think he has always been one. He admitted to me that he let a black neighbor man fuck him silly when he was just a young teen boy. How hot is that? I think many white men try to be straight. Family approval and fitting in with their peers matters so much to men at a certain age. But Richard has had a series of failed relationships. That has to do with his itty bitty clitty though. Although, he does love to cross dress. He has such a fem body, that when I saw the pictures, I thought it was one of his ex-girlfriends at first. I mean I think Richard was born in the wrong body. I think he just needs to barge out of the closest and let everyone know he is a sissy faggot who is addicted to those monster black cocks. They the only things that make him cum. Likely, the only things that made his ex-girlfriends cum too. He needs to be out of the closet. When women find out he likes to dress up in their clothes and a be a bottom bitch for a big black dildo or the real thing, they have zero respect for him anyway. It is only a matter of time before he sabotages another relationship by dressing up in her lingerie and admitting his need to be dominated by black bulls. It is only fair to the women that Richard come out of the closet and admit he is a beta bitch for black bull cock. Those women do not need to waste their time with a poser. I love being Richard’s phone sex therapist. Is he a cool guy? Yes. But he is such a pathetic little BBC loving pansy too. If he just came out of the closet, he could be a black cock faggot 24/7.
Cuckold Phone Sex Queen
Cuckold phone sex is my specialty. I have been a size queen for several decades now. So, I do not have time or energy for small dicks. Seriously, zero time. I blog about being a size queen. It is in my bio, yet every day some shrimp dick loser thinks he can dominate me and force his worm inside me. Like that En Vouge song, “No, you’re never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never never gonna get it…” It does not work on or off the phone. Size matters and I am not a submissive bitch. Earlier in the week, I met Carlos. He seemed good on appearances. He was buff and handsome. I hired him for some landscaping. He was smooth like butter with his lines. He was late 20s and had a thing for this sexy milf. The only problem was he thought of himself as a Lothario. I could see most women falling for his charms, but I am not most women. Charm can only go so far. Sure, you might be able to charm the pants off me, but if I discover you have a small dick, you will not get laid. In fact, you may get some small dick humiliation that you do not find so charming. Carlos would have been a good lay, but he fell short in the dick department. The problem was that he was not used to hearing no. I do not think any girl had ever rebuffed him. But again, I am not a girl. I am a woman. A woman with needs and standards. I told him he was here just for the landscaping. I flirted with him, but when he pulled out his short stack, I laughed and told him no. He tried to push himself on me, but I can defend myself well. A swift kick in the balls, and a punch in the gut sent him back outside. He has managed to control himself the rest of the week. I am a sexy dominatrix. No small dicks allowed in my hot pussy.
New Year, Same Tricks
Me and My BBC Stallion Andre are dominating slutty sissies in the New Year and It makes me crave cock too! Watching my beautiful black buck Andre fuck little sissy pussies into submission is my favorite pastime. Seeing a hesitant half sissy turn full faggot for my Andre’s huge cock makes my cunt leak, I’m dripping wet as I watch this slutty sissy bend over and take it in the ass. Andre’s shiny wet cock sliding in and out of that sissy’s ass is what excites me in a new way that regular sex doesn’t. I have to say that I love being a sexy dominatrix that makes faggots like you go all the way by taking BBC in the ass like a slut, it’s so empowering to me and makes me want to take cock in my tight little holes too!