Gwen and I were supposed to be getting together to have a hot threesome with a really sexy guy but the night didn’t end the way we thought it would that’s for sure. We went out to dinner and had some wine and both of us were really getting into it cus the guy was so hot! He had a great body and seemed real manly, like the type of guy that could definitely handle two women. Well, once we got back to the hotel it was a whole different story! He took off his shirt and we were like mmmmmm nice chest, nice stomach… then he took off his pants to reveal the smallest cock we had ever seen. Seriously this this was definitely a micro penis, like it was barely more than just a tip! We took one look at that pathetic lil nubbin and just started dying laughing. We asked him if he seriously thought he was gonna be able to fuck us with that and he just hung his head in shame. Well, good thing we were prepared for anything, me and Gwen fucked each other with a big strap on dick and made the lil cucky watch. Oh well, the night didn’t end how we thought it would but it was still fun!
Category: Small dick humiliation
Beach Trip
It took some convincing but I got one of my Daddy’s to agree to letting me take his credit card and go off with my friends for week for a very fun filled vacation. So we are going all out for this fantastic slutfest we have planned. We spent all this afternoon trying on cute little bikinis and slutty little outfits to go dancing in. Giggling and taking pics of each other, thinking of all the kinky stuff we could get into the upcoming week. We decided we wanted to find two very hung guys to fool around with, all three of us. Surely that wouldn’t be hard we are super hot dirty young girls willing to try anything why wouldn’t they want to give our bald cunnys a ride.
Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only
Great blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best. Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.
Small Dick Humiliation
Small dick humiliation is something a cock size queen is good at giving. I did a call with a guy yesterday who was so small it was like his dick was invisible. It was a micro penis. A turtle hiding in its shell. He sent me pictures. It was hard to contain my laughter. I have seen small dicks, but I think this was the smallest dick I have ever not seen. It was so small I couldn’t see it with cheaters on. I had to share the photos with my fellow phone sex sluts. They all got a good laugh. Then we talked about how sad it must be to be him. Girls don’t want to fuck him. They don’t want to marry him either. He knew he was small. He was self aware at least. I asked him why he was calling. He likes candid women. He didn’t need phone sex therapy. He knew he had a micro dick. He just enjoyed the laughter of a sexy mature woman. When you have a micro dick, you don’t have many options with the ladies. You can be a cuckold. You can be a sissy. You can be entertainment. Do you have a micro penis? I could us another good laugh.
You Can’t Fuck Me But You Can Watch
If you think you’re getting a taste of this sweet little honey pot you’re sadly mistaken. I can tell you have the tiniest cock. You can try and overcompensate for your shortcomings with those big muscles but you’re not fooling me. You’re trying to make up for the fact that you have a small dick that could never make me cum. I’m a total size queen and I only fuck with guys who have really big thick cocks that stretch me out and pound me. I like to play naughty little games of tease and denial with you. I’ll make you think you can fuck me but you can’t. If you’re lucky, I might let you watch me cum all over a nice BBC. That tiny cock will fucking love it. I know you’re jealous that you’ll never feel the inside of my pretty pink fuck hole, but I’ll let you clean it out after he fills me up with his load. I’ll make a good use out of you. I cum so hard when I get fucked by a big black cock but my pussy will fucking squirt that cum all over your face when I grind my cum filled pussy on your tongue. I fucking love letting little dick bitch boys clean me up!
Small Dick Humiliation
Small dick humiliation is enjoyable to me. I am not necessarily a ball busting bitch, but I do love shaming little dicks. Older women don’t take any shit. We also don’t take any small dicks in our pussies. I was enjoying a night out with my girlfriends last night. We were at a wine bar. When this loser wouldn’t go away, he turned our place into a whine bar. He started calling us stuck up bitches. He was an annoying fuck. Horny men are the worst. They are ruled by their hormones and say and do stupid stuff because they want to fuck. This guy had no clue he was out of his league. He wasn’t tall. He wasn’t handsome. And, he was apparently broke because his card declined when he bought us a round of drinks that we had refused earlier. No amount of booze makes me blind to a man’s major short comings. There was no way this train wreck had a big cock. He kept saying big things come in little packages. He had little man syndrome. Often, short men have big egos and short tempers to overcompensate for their short stature. When I hit my limit of his annoying ass, I told him to put his money where his mouth was. If he had a big dick, then I demanded to see it. He pulled it out and we all laughed. My girlfriends put on their glasses and still snickered, “Where’s the beef?” We couldn’t even call the cops on him for indecent exposure because we couldn’t see anything! He was not handling the barrage of small dick jokes well. He asked for it, just like some of my callers. I mean, if you have a dick smaller than 5 inches, you better check yourself before you claim to have what sexy hot women need.
I’ll Make A Cum Loving Sissy Out Of You
Little dick boys that try to take me home are in for a night a sissy humiliation. I love how they take a girl like me home and actually think I’m going to hook up with them. It’s such a disappointment when that take their pants off and this tiny said little thing flops out. I can’t even cum with that thing. I mean, my dildo that I use is fucking huge and your itty bitty clitty isn’t going to do anything for me. Shit, my fingers might be longer and thicker than you. So, instead of fucking me you get to wear my pretty panties while I make into a sissy bitch. I’m going call up a friend of mine to come over and show you what a fucking cock looks like. I’ll dress you up and teach you how to worshi[ that big beautiful piece of man meat. Come learn your place you little sissy boy. You’ll be begging for BBC cum like a proper slut by the time I’m done with you.
Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy Makes You a Better Man
Cuckold phone sex therapy is necessary for you to be a good husband. Ask yourself a few questions. How big is my dick? Does my wife seem to enjoy fucking me? Does my wife get off from my cock or is a lot of foreplay required? Does she avoid having sex with me? First, if you don’t know if your wife or girlfriend is getting sexual pleasure, you need some therapy. Shame on you for not knowing if your partner is enjoying herself. A good man, a good husband puts his wife’s sexual needs first. You should know what you woman enjoys in the bedroom. You should know if she is enjoying herself period. Now, let us address the issue of cock size. What is considered big varies among women. Things like body size, age and motherhood can affect what the pussy needs for pleasure. I am in my forties; I am a mother and I have a high mileage pussy. That mean s I am a cock size queen who needs at least 7 hard inches for sexual pleasure. I am a phone sex therapist. I won’t blow smoke up your ass and tell you what a great cock you have or how great a lover you are, especially if you have a small dick and no skills in the bedroom. My concern is for your woman. I want to make sure she is getting all the pleasure she deserves and wants. Sometimes the only thing you can do for her pleasure, is get her a surrogate lover. Many men balk at that idea but let me ask you this. Do you love your woman? If you do, then get your head out of your ass and get her a real man. A man who can make her cum. Phone sex therapy is waiting for you to help you be a better man for that special woman in your life.