I love being a phone sex therapist. I talk to men about their kinky fetishes and fantasies; all the things they cannot tell anyone else, even their wives. Even though I am discreet, I am not bound by the same ethical guidelines that limit a licensed therapist. I can laugh at my clients. I can shame them. I can mock them. And, I can publicly humiliate them in my blogs if I want. What makes me go to such extremes? Losers do. First, some of the most pathetic men call me. They know they are losers who can’t please a Barbie doll with the turtle hiding in their panties. Second, they are asking for trouble by confiding in me. I snicker every time a caller says, “This is just between you and me, right?” It is if you don’t piss me off, annoy me or tell me the most pathetic story ever. It has been a loser week. Cuckolds, sissies, panty boys oh my. The winner of the loser of the week goes to Dale. Dale has been watching his wife put on makeup to go to the gym for a year now. He has been eating her pussy when she comes back from the gym for a year now too. He seemed to believe she was creamy from sweat. I sweat a lot when I get a decent workout. Never once have I sweated out thick milky white cream from my pussy from doing squats. Unless, of course, I am doing squats on my trainer’s big fat cock. I had to break it to Dale that not only was he the dumbest husband on the planet, he was also a cuckold and sissy cum eater. Phone sex therapy means being harsh sometimes. If you are too dumb to read the writing on the wall, I am happy to spell it out for you. Please, don’t cry like Dale. I can only handle you being so pathetic.
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Phone Sex Therapist for Cuckolds and Sissies
Cuckold Phone Sex Valentine
I had a cuckold phone sex Valentine’s Day. What is that? That is when I make all the small dick losers who wish they could get into my panties bring me some real cock. The only thing a small dick loser can do to satisfy me is to bring me a big cock. I love shaming a tiny dick man in front of a real man. It is extra embarrassing for the cuckold to bring me a real cock then sit on the side lines and watch his gift get all the loving. If a cuckold or sissy man wants to be in my life he must bring something valuable to the table like a stud or a large cash donation. I am a mature sexy babe. I can have any man I want. Besides still having a rocking body, I am smart and sophisticated too. I don’t need to settle for small cocks, ugly men or cheap ass losers. Valentine’s Day proved that. Four of my regular cuckolds brought me four hung lovers. Big cock with cream filled balls is better than a box of chocolates. I enjoyed all my big dicks. But, I also enjoyed shaming my cuckold losers. Don’t feel sorry for them. They get off on humiliation. I even dressed one up as cupid in a diaper. They all had to fluff cock and clean me up after cum loads. Real men don’t always like a messy pussy. But a cuckold loser sure does.
Cuckold Phone Sex with a Size Queen
Cuckold phone sex is what you get when you lack the equipment to satisfy me. Not everyone gets to enjoy my pussy. My days of acting like every dick is the best dick for me are over. I enjoy turning tiny dick losers into my cuckolds. I met Adam on Tinder. I knew he had a small dick. Normally, I would have swiped left, but he was acting all macho like he was god’s gift to women. He had 4 inches tops. Last time I checked, 4 inch dicks don’t make women scream and shout. They also don’t make women wet. You don’t see 4 inch dicks in porn for a reason. Women were bantering with him on Tinder. Calling him out for having a shrimp dick, but he called them blind whores. Adam needed a reality check and I was just the phone sex therapist for the job. I had no doubt, I could give him a wake up call. I invited him over to fuck. I just wasn’t clear about who was doing the fucking. When he walked in, he found me riding a 10 inch cock. Stupid man thought the cock I was riding was simply the warm up to the main act. A four inch cock is never the main act. Never. He wanted in my pussy, but he was rejected. My hung lover and I took turns shaming him for his lack of manhood. He was struggling to understand that this was real and not a joke. “My pussy is for big cock only and a 4 inch nub is not a big cock,” I said sarcastically. I invited him to watch the real man in action, but he threw a hissy fit. Reality is a hard pill to swallow, but I least I gave him a healthy dose of reality.
As a Phone Sex Therapist, I Love Cuckolds
As a phone sex therapist, I talk to all sorts of men with a slew of kinks, fetishes and issues. I must be honest, however. Cuckolds are my favorite. Why? Because it takes a special kind of man to be so pathetic he would suck cock and take it up his back door to please a woman. I have a theory on cuckolds. I think many cuckold men are just gay for cock and either in denial or in the closet about their cock desires. I know the saying, “anything for love,” but does love make a man swallow another man’s cum or is it homosexuality? A real man has limits, even for the love of his life. I cuckolded two ex-husbands. If they didn’t want to suck dick and offer up a warm hole to keep a big cock hard, they would not have done it. They took cock because they had either latent or blatant homosexual tendencies. Under the guise of pleasing their cock size queen wife, they sucked dick and got fucked in the ass. Men with small dicks are just as curious about big cocks as women. Admit it; cuckold phone sex, being a cuckold, fascinates you too. You want to know what a big cock feels like in your mouth and back door pussy as much, maybe even more, as your wife or girlfriend. I get it. You don’t have to lie to me about just wanting to please the goddess in your life. I will have just as much fun with you as a submissive man as I will as a gay man. Think back. I bet there has been a time or two when you checked out the men in the locker room and realized one of these things was not like the other. You got a little chubby looking at all the real dick that surrounded you. Phone sex therapy can help you embrace your gay side. You don’t have to lie to me or yourself any longer.
Merry Cockmas
While your wife is returning gifts and trying to get a head start for Christmas 2018 why don’t you let this sexy babe make you cum? I get so fucking horny and lonely. Sure I enjoy going thru those hookup apps and being fucked but sometimes a nice phone fuck is what I need to make me complete. I have talked endlessly how pathetic my husband is, So why don’t you cum with me and make me your little Christmas gift. Fuck me hard and make me squirt like never before. Let me make your fantasies come true. You need a sophisticated slutty hot wife. I’m the ultimate trophy wife that just happens to be sex crazed and horny all the fucking time. Why don’t you help both of us out and start to dial me in Tuesday and let’s get lost in a naughty journey? Have you been naughty or nice this year? If you have been naughty get naughtier and if you have been nice you deserve this! It’s always good to be bad.