“Look at that teeny tiny Vienna sausage?” I laughed. “How do you even piss without wetting your itty bitty balls?” I asked though I already knew the answer. I pulled out my ruler, magnifying glass, and tweezers. My favorite part of these sessions, besides how entertaining it is laughing at all these little man clitties, is measuring and sizing them up. I already knew this particular client was barely 3 inches soft and right at 4 ½ inches when fully erect. I just loved pulling out my ruler and using it to rub his small size in his face. I used the tweezers to grab a hold of his little pecker. Then, I placed my ruler next to his little pink clitty. “Where’s my magnifying glass? There’s no way I can see your minuscule dick without it.” I gloated. As I held the magnifier to his limp dick, his face turned red and his tiny clit twitched. “Mmmm, looks like ur extra pinky is starting to get hard,” I teased.”That’s because you’re so embarrassed that I’m measuring your tiny little dick.” I laughed at the sight of his twitching clitty. “Let’s see if we can’t embarrass you some more and get you all the way erect for us?” I smiled. I invited my surprise to come in. A 6’5 semi-pro basketball player and his massive BBC joined my client and I in my office. “Today, we’re going to compare your little clitty to a real man’s dick. You need to know what it feels like to hold on to a heavy man cock instead of that tiny pecker resting on your balls. My ball-playing friend walked over and dropped his basketball shorts. His giant BBC flopped out hitting halfway between his thigh and knee. My client and I marveled at its massive size. “You’ve never seen a cock that big in person before have you?” I asked knowing full well he had never. “Let’s put those two cocks side by side just for shits and giggles,” I beamed. My client’s face turned cherry red and his clitty started to leak tiny drops of pre-cum as my client’s massive semi-hard cock rubbed up against his. I instructed my client to hold my friend’s cock in his hands and feel it. He used two hands to lift my friend’s BBC. “Stroke it,” I urged. My client followed my directions and began stroking and jerking that BBC in his hands. When my friend was rock-hard and his thick, sticky prum leaked out of his spongy-mushroom head, I ordered my client to lick and suck my friend’s cock head clean. My obedient client worked so hard and cleaned my friend’s giant cock up so nicely. My friend rewarded him by filling my client’s mouth with a juicy load of yummy cummy. “Session over,” I smiled proudly. I have such awesome clients and friends.
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They Call Me Office Slut
Some might call me the bosses office slut, but I say I am his sex therapist. They don’t know he has kinks and needs only I can fulfill. His wife can’t even do it for him he barely fucks her. He loves licking my asshole before he rough fucks it. He has to choke me it, gets him off. He has used his tie around my neck ass he fucked my ass so hard that he was breaking a sweat. But most importantly is that he loves licking and sucking his loads out of my asshole.
He makes sure to eat and drink what he needs to so he can have huge loads of gooey thick nut. He doesn’t even let his wife suck him off or masturbates. He saves it all to give me some rough anal fucking anywhere we are. He has fucked me in the elevator or in his boat deep in my ass, he just loves how good I can take his dick. That is why I don’t care what anyone thinks I give him what he needs.
Sexy Chicks Can Fuck Who They Want
Sexy chicks of all ages can get dick. May not always be the dick they want, but a girl can get laid whenever and wherever she wants. Now, I am not just any woman. And I do not take just any cock either. I am a mature sexy chick. I am sophisticated and intelligent, and I am a size queen. I am good at figuring out if a guy is worthy of me with hello. It is a skill I have. My girlfriends are all jealous too. Anytime one of my friends takes home a jerk or a small dick wonder, they ask me to size up the next one, LOL. I was doing some Christmas shopping for my daughter yesterday. I ran into two college studs she knows. She went to high school with them. They stayed local for college, and my girl left the state. She is a couple years older than these boys, but I remembered them. They played football and my girl was a cheerleader. Friday night lights after parties were often at my place. The boys remembered me too. They said I was the hottest mom of any of the cheerleaders or football players. I liked knowing that. I am a sexy milf phone sex slut, aren’t I? Anyway, these boys wanted to fuck. I was sure they had big enough cocks for me. And I knew they would have the stamina to keep up with me too. They were bold. I was the milf that got away. The only mom they wanted, and I rebuffed them when they were schoolboys. That was because I did not want arrested. Plus, my daughter had a crush on one of them. I did not want her to feel like she had to compete with her sexy mom. I took those boys home and they tag teamed me all night. Fucked all my holes many times and left me full of cum. Big cocks. Working cocks. I think Christmas came early for me. It definitely came early for those boys.
Gfe phone sex is an escape
My callers enjoy gfe phone sex. I deliver a sensual talk with a flair like no other. I know you crave to be the man of the hour when you call me. I will help you unwind and make you love your time alone, away from your family. Im going to show you how to bust a nut anywhere and everywhere. You are a busy man, and you have to prioritize your time and make the best of the little time you do have. I’m going to show you the wonders of getting off and enjoying your time. You will see that a girl on the phone can rock your world and keep you thinking about her day and night.
Tanisha the Naughty Neighborhood Thot
I’m just the average slut next door. I work hard and fuck harder. I know you’ve seen me around heat thirst trapping in my “fuck me” shorts and sports bra. You can’t help but to stare. My thick ebony cake looks good enough to eat. I know because I’ve had several offers since I moved in a year ago. They want to eat the booty like it’s groceries and I’m a sucker for charity. I love offering up this ebony ass and pussy as a meal. I’m that naughty neighborhood slut that everyone wishes they lived next to. Luckily for you I’m right here within arms reach. My door and sexy legs are always open because what kind of neighbor would I be if they weren’t. The next time you’re staring through the peephole, massaging your throbbing cock or wet pussy to my beautiful naked body suntanning on the balcony, cum on over, Neighbor. Fuck, lick, and suck me like the nasty, dirty neighborhood fucktoy I am.