Best phone sex calls require honesty. I am a blunt woman. Guys call me to tell me about their problems. I listen to men whine about not getting laid. If a guy isn’t getting laid by his woman something is up and chances are it is not his dick. Karl called me this morning with the familiar story of how him and his girlfriend never have sex after he takes her out for a fancy dinner. They have been dating for months now. They had sex once, but since then she has excuse after excuse for why they can’t fuck. She is happy to drain his wallet but not his balls. I asked the tough question. I asked him how big his dick was and if it got hard easily. Old Karl has a four-inch cock. He even added a 1/4 to his dick size. Now that is desperate to sound big. Come on Karl. You have a small dick and you are dating out of your league. A hot sexy woman of any age can have just about any man she wants. She sure as hell is not going to settle for a man with 4 1/4 inch dick. Men make the mistake of thinking women owe them something for taking them out. I owe you nothing but a thank you for showing me an enjoyable time. If you are spending lots of money on a woman and not getting any action in return, ask yourself, “is my dick bigger than 7 inches?” If the answer is no, there is the problem. Buy yourself a pocket pussy and consider dating less attractive women. The hot girls will go out with you, but they are fucking other men. You are a free meal, someone else is the good fuck. Consider that some free phone sex therapy boys.
Tag: mature phone sex
Scratch my itch
I’m glad you love mature phone sex so much. Being able to please someone else comes only from being able to please yourself first. Well, honey let me tell you something. I have been pleasing myself for a very long time now. From the way, you give such detail about your dick. I can tell that you have been pleasing yourself for a while too. Well good because that makes what comes next so easy. As if we have been together every second of every day doing nothing but fucking. That would be great. But my time isn’t cheap. Why else would I marry a man with a puny penis like my husbands? My job is my outlet and we fill a craving in each other that no one else can satisfy
Goldie Locks
Sometimes I feel like Goldie locks but with three men and not three bears. And all Three men are just right not just one. Three lovely men with their hard fuck sticks. One for each of my three wet warm holes. A spot for each of them to enter deeply inside me and give me such explosive pleasure all at once. The tingly feeling I get when I am plugged tightly in every hole. To feel those dicks all at once sliding in and out of me and not in sync with each other will make my whole body start to tremble uncontrollably and I can’t stop it. And then I start squirting my juices everywhere and again I can’t stop it.
Whats your fantasy
We have the best fantasy phone sex together. We have been doing this for a while now and I have not heard the same thing twice. I really enjoy that you already have my lingerie picked out for me. Considering that you will soon be ripping it from my flesh it is a nice touch. They way you describe kissing the soft skin at the base of my neck. It really makes my skin tingle and gets goosebumps. The way you gasp at the way I talk about flicking your asshole with my tongue lets me know you like that too. You know that I love it rough and hard. You always make me squirt when you fuck me like that babe. Finally concluding when you blow your huge load inside of me. I put my panties on so I can leave it inside the rest of the day.
Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only
Great blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best. Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.