It’s time for World Peace Day. I think they’ve got that wrong though. Wouldn’t World “Piece” Day be much more effective? I mean, a day where we are kind to our neighbors in the best possible way. A real Hump Day Delight where total strangers bend over to give pleasure. What a good reason to blow the mailman. Or bend your slutty neighbor girl over her car hood and give her what she really needs. A good hard ass fucking for teasing you in that bikini while she washes her car. How about that grumpy ass old cunt who bitches when you set foot in her yard? On this holiday, you’d have the right to lay her out in that yard and stick that cock where the sun don’t shine. Maybe she would be nicer if she got some hot, hard cock. I think some people are just downright nasty because they are horny and don’t know what it feels like anymore to dip that dick in some Grade A schoolgirl pussy. They’ve forgotten the sensation of cum rising up in their nuts clear from the tips of their toes. That shout and growl of pleasure when you get those rocks off for the first time in years, spurting uncontrollably into a warm wet mouth of your neighbor. Yeah, that same neighbor that you watch through binocculars while you jerk off, knowing she would never give you time of day. On my special holiday, she can’t say NO. What a perfect world that would be.
So Happy World Peace Day. Thank a neighbor. Give someone a new chance. Bring joy to a life. It might just change everything…..or at least you might get some pussy!!!
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Cuckold phone sex calls are the most fun for me because I get to fuck a huge cock and laugh at your tiny dick. Now let me clarify something. Size matters. However, you can still have a big dick and get cuckolded. Why? Because what good is a huge cock if it doesn’t work or you don’t know how to use it? I was fucking this nicely hung stud over the weekend, when I just stopped him mid thrust. Sure he had a 10 inch really thick cock, but it kept going soft. What the fuck? I am a sexy mature phone sex slut, I deserve a hard working cock.
Why would a young stud suddenly go soft in the best pussy he has felt wrapped around his thick cock ever? Because he is a faggot trying to act straight by being a player. I knew the way to unearth his dick problems. I went next door and got my well hung college neighbor whose cock always works for me. I started to blow him in front of my broke down bad choice for a companion. I heard limp dick moaning. Imagine that. Seeing me suck a working cock even bigger than his, gave him a harder cock than my pussy did. So I forced him to suck my neighbor’s cock. I pushed his head down on his throbbing shaft and called him a closeted faggot. He resisted at first, but the harder my neighbor stud got, the harder my companion’s dick got. Funny how that works.
I told limp dick he was my fluffer now. He had been downgraded because this hot MILF demands working cock in her pussy. He sat there stroking his lifeless dick back to attention while I got the shit pounded out of me. He got to enjoy my cream pie before I kicked him to the curb. Just because you have a nice cock doesn’t mean you can’t be my cuckold faggot. If your junk don’t work, I will make it work.
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The only thing scary about cuckold phone sex, is the tiny dicks! You would think by now I would be shock proof, but I still see such tiny weenies that I get scared for the women who have fucked these losers. I mean how could any self respecting woman be okay with a 2 inch dick inside her? My clit gets bigger than that. Jon had the tiniest dick I had ever seen on a full grown man, yet he is married with 4 brats. I joked that his offspring couldn’t be his because no way his swimmers could make it that far up a woman’s love canal to do any damage. A big cock shoots with force enough to travel far up a woman’s love shack. Little dicks just dribble down her leg.
Jon thought he could cheat on his wife with me. Sure, he was cute. But so are baby ducks; I would never fuck one, however. He seemed to be having some disbelief over the fact that I thought his dick was a joke. I pulled out my ruler, measured him at 2 inches hard. He has a frightened turtle soft. I showed him some pictures on my phone of real cocks; cocks I find worthy of my hot pussy. He thought they were photo shopped, until I had my neighbor come over for a side by side comparison. Once he was sucking my sweet nectar off a real cock he realized size matters.
Women who settle for little dicks are stupid. They do all women a disservice. Jon has a false sense of security about his boyhood. His dick has not grown since he was learning to walk. Just because your wife will fuck you, doesn’t mean I will. I am a mature cuckold phone sex therapist, so I have no problem being honest about your short comings. Jon left my place wearing a pair of my lacey panties and blue peanuts. Oh yeah, and a big old reality check. You have a little dick or even a pathetically average one, this sexy MILF has no problem telling you the truth. You will be able to hear my message loud and clear once I am done laughing.
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I’m not just a phone sex therapist, I’m the neighborhood sex therapist too. This young couple came by last night for some sex help. She has trouble accommodating her boyfriend’s rather thick cock. I’ve seen this before. Some girls have a tilted uterus, a small vaginal opening or a really thick hymen making a big fat fuck stick hard to handle. The keys are foreplay and position. Often young boys neglect foreplay because they are super horny. They just jam their cock into a hole without any thought of their partner’s pleasure. I showed him how to pleasure his girl’s pussy. I fingered her tight pink box while my wet tongue lapped on her clit. Her juices were flowing over my face. I had her man get between her legs and take over. He was amazed how wet she got. The wetter a girl is, the easier it becomes to take a big cock. The next lesson was position. I guided her boyfriend’s rock hard cock into her sloppy wet pussy reverse cow girl. Massaged her clit as she rode his dick hard until they both came hard. They were glowing. I seized the moment and helped them with their first anal experience too. I was so proud of myself for helping yet another couple find the magic. I’m a natural voyeur, so getting to watch couples fuck is all the payment I need. How can I help you have a better sex life?
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He has always fantasized about showing his mother how much he loves her in ways that he shouldn’t. But she is the most beautiful woman he has ever known. He goes out of his way to watch her sleeping in her bed. To see the silhouette of her naked body behind the shower curtain. To smell the musky odor of her pussy on her panties. He doesn’t need porn or magazines to jerk off in the privacy of his room. He simply imagines what her skin would feel like under his touch. What her sweet pussy would taste like under his mouth. His imagination creates huge loads of cum pushing out of his balls and spewing out of his cock so hard that he looses his breath. It has gotten to the point where he has to have her, where he is going to take her and to hell with the consequences of his actions. I help ease his tension by playing his mommy. I give him what he needs through sexy role playing in the office. I believe he is close to approaching her and fulfilling his life long fantasy, fucking the object of his desires from all these years.