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The Best Phone Sex Call Led Me to Date a Tranny

best phone sex hot teacherA few weeks ago I had one of the best phone sex calls ever. I did a 2 girl call with a sexy shemale. As a sex education teacher, I am very open minded. But that hot call had me thinking I needed to try the real thing. I have been with my share of chicks over the years, but never a chick with a dick. It dawned on me that trannies are the best of both worlds. Hot bodies, nice tits, and a big cock to fuck me with all night long. No strap on needed. If a strap on could fill me up with cum, I could go full time lesbo. I Googled shemale dating and found all sorts of online dating sites geared just for hooking straight folks up with horny t-girls.

One site even matched women with trannies, so I signed up. I met China. Half my age, cute little bi racial lady boy with the biggest thickest cock I had seen in awhile. At first I thought this was an escort site, but when I met China I was more than pleasantly surprised to discover that she just wanted to date a sexy MILF. I was happy to be her sugar momma too. I was looking forward to a role reversal date. I am so accustomed to being the one who is wined and dined, it was nice to be the one doing the wining and dining.

sexy ass pic sexy lady boyI was nervous . Online dating can be scary. I did it for awhile in the 90s and swore off it when I met nothing but players and lunatics. But this was different. I just hoped her cock was real and not CGI! After a nice dinner, we went back to my place. She could have been my daughter she was that young. She could vote, but she wasn’t quite legal to drink yet. But that did not stop me from giving her wine. Lots of wine. We made out on my couch. It was weird to be taking the lead, but I liked it. I slipped my hand into her panties and just about pissed my own panties. She was rock hard and huge. Such a big cock on a tiny girl. Fuck, she was bigger than most of the men I have dated, and bigger than my 3 ex husbands combined. The picture she sent me didn’t do her justice.

I channeled my inner dude and took control. Ripped her clothes off, and sucked her beautiful tranny dick. I couldn’t get it all in my mouth, but I got enough in for China to put me in the great blowjobs group. She said she has had very few guys blow her as well as I did. She was not a dominant shemale, so I climbed on top of her and put her tranny dick in my pussy. I was gushing all over her cock. We fucked for awhile. She had amazing staying power. She ended up cumming in my ass. Stretched my ass out too with the girth of her cock. Her cock was so thick my hand would not completely wrap around it. One of the best fucks of my life.

I may never do regular online dating again, but you better believe I will be visiting shemale online dating sites again in the very near future.

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The Greased Pole Climb

Sexy Ass PicIt is a holiday weekend and that means heading back to the trailer park to see the folks. There is the parade and the country fair this weekend which just means I will be helping mama with her pies for the bake off contest.

After an entire day of rolling out crust in a hot kitchen, it was nice to get to the festival and feel the breeze from all the spinning rides. After helping set out all the baked goods, I headed straight to the beer tent to see who was in this years greased pole climb. When I got there, they judges were handing out #’s to the teams but the fire men’s team was a member short so they were going to have to back out.

I could not let that happen! The winning team gets $600 and the fire men always donate theirs to charity. So I marched right up and offered my services. They all kinda laughed at first but I reminded them that I had already climbed each and every one of their own poles so I know my way around a slippery shaft!

Now the rules in our town is you can wear jeans or shorts, no shirt, no shoes. They pointed that out to me before I signed up but I had already had a few beers and it was for charity! Besides, who hasn’t seen my tits?

So we all stripped down and took turns rubbing crisco all over each other. A few of the guys were getting hard from rubbing me with down with shortening. I told them to just keep that thought, cus I might need that cock to pull my self up to the next set of shoulders!

The first guy took his position and wrapped himself around that huge round pole. The next guy climbed up on his shoulders and held tight. each of the five men climbed up those below until he was in the top position…then it was my turn to climb all five men and get to the top and ring that bell!

Talk about every girls fantasy! Five greasy men and me! And I get to climb each of their bodies…one…at…a…time!

So all greased up and armed with a mini skirt and a pair of thongs, I started my climb to the top. I got up the first two guys just fine but buy the third guy, I needed some help, so little Tommy Baker put his hand on my ass and gave me a shove! I am not sure if he meant to let his fingers slip inside my little cunt or if it was an accident but I can’t say I minded. I actually let my body slip a little so his fingers would go deeper inside me and stayed there for  just a few seconds longer.

It was more of the same as I continued up the mountain of men! I was finger fucked by each one of them and the entire county could see me dripping as my skirt flapped in the breeze at the top of that pole!

Needless to say, it was one hell of a climb and of course we won!

It was great helping out my boys and all for charity! But the reward came after it was over, when we all took a shower! I could tell you about that but I would not want their wives to find out! But I can certainly “show” you!Best Phone Sex

Best Phone Sex leads to Cum

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      Best phone sex always leads to cum and ,  the more you have to unload the better off we both will be. When you shoved your bloody cock down my throat I loved it. Let me explain the terminology here so you understand, I am from England so it doesn’t mean that you have a bloody cock per-say it is one of those quirky expressions I use. Now let’s say for instance I want you to fuck me in my grimey asshole until I cum that is pretty much what I want! I want to be the party girl you love to hang out with, but I also love our conversations on any topic from soccer to football. I can imagine a girl like me can swallow your glob while we are watching the football game or soccer match! I don’t care as long as that seed you have is my throat by midnight it would be well worth it!

Cum is the natural thing that I love to swallow and I will try to drink all of yours up! I had a dream a reoccurring one, where I am swallowing a faucet of your cum and you are fucking me so hard that cum is spraying from my mouth! The reality of this fantasy may never happen but, you cumming down my throat sure can! I look at the phone and wait for your call and wait for the release of the load you are carrying just for me!

Best Phone Sex is Fucking Divina

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      Best phone sex begins with a piece of chocolate ass don’t you agree? Have you ever had two cocks shoved up your bloody ass and wanted more? There was nothing like the taste of fucking when you are on your period. There are two things a bitch like me understands, and that is cock, and anal fucking. I wanted it all the time even when Aunt Flow reared her head. Take tonight for instance I was gushing red the whole day but I am sitting here thinking about you licking and  fucking me   in my ass. The weight of it, the fill of it shoved so far in my asshole I won’t be able to walk tomorrow. I am also thinking of sucking that shit like these fucking tootsie roll pops I keep eating. There are two things I crave during this time, that is cock and chocolate. I think we could be experience both and maybe take a bath in both!

     You could shove that rod so far up my ass I don’t need a tampon, and I could lick these tootsie roll pops while you did it. Come on what do you have to lose? You get what you want and I get what I want. It’s the kind of thing everyone wants but no one wants to admit. Being the kind of slut that I am taking it up the ass isn’t that bad but when you put that stiletto down my fucking throat I wasn’t sure if I could take it! Now you wanted to put it in my ass too! I can’t tell you how turned on I am that we have the same kinky things we love to try. The only reason we haven’t gotten to 1001 list of slutty things to do is because I am waiting for you to call. Let’s say you email me if you are shy and we can talk there.

Entertaining Guests

 

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Most of the time my baby does not bring clients home. I know when he calls and says some one is coming, they must be very special! So when he said, two men were coming for dinner, I knew what I had to do.

Of course I planned a nice little dinner on the back terrace, some drinks and music to get the mood lightened up a bit. I wanted to make sure it was perfect for him.

When he came in, I gave him a nice sweet little kiss and just ran my fingers across the back of his neck. I always try to act like a lady when we have guests. But these men were looking at me like I was on the menu!

I made sure I stuck by my babies side most of the evening. He does not mind other men checking me out. He says he is proud to know that other men want what he has and that they could never have it!

Of course I love making him happy so I decided to put on a little show for our guests!

So I started paying extra attention to my guy. I was brushing up against him, “accidently” sticking my ass in his face when I cleared the dishes… caressing his nipples as I brushed fallen crumbs away…playing with the hairline on the back of his neck.

The other guy couldn’t take his eyes off me!

My baby knew I was teasing the hell out of his guests and he just smiled at me. He knows I can get pretty frisky when I start flirting!

I told him that the drinks were making me a little warm and would he mind if I took a dip in the pool. He just shook his head at me, knowing that I meant skinny dipping!

So I went over to the edge of the pool and slid my little sundress off. I looked back at my baby grinning and the other guys, speechless with their mouths hanging open!

I was really enjoying myself!

The other guys finally left and me and my baby had a good laugh! Then he took me upstairs to scold me just a little!

I told him that I think we should entertain guests at home more often.

He told me that if I keep putting on a show with dinner, people would come every night!

He loved it!

Hot and Ready!

Sexy Ass PicGuys don’t know how nasty I can really get. I try to dress classy just so when the clothes come off it’s just that much more exciting. What I want more than to be classy is to be fucking nasty when a man wants me to. This pussy needs a good hard fuck and sweet soft attention. I can kiss gently and deep throat a fat raging hard on. Fuck me hard big daddy and I can show just how classy I can be when you want. I’ve always noticed I’m much hornier than other girls and that takes a lot out of me, shoving so much in me. I want this pussy to stretch right over on top of that throbbing cock of yours. Fuck me as hard as you can and slap this ass like it needs to learn a lesson. I just want you to make my pussy tremble going in and out as hard as you can and feel your cum fill up inside of my as you explode in pleasure.

Treat me like I deserve!

Best phone sexAs much as I love to fuck, you know a girl has to be treated right too! You can’t just expect me to open my legs and spread my pussy for anyone who asks. You’ve got to show me nice things and be a sweetheart, at first at least, then you can slap me around and jam your monster cock in places you thought it would never fit. Everything has a price. Nothing in this world is free, not even pussy. Any respectable man knows that, and so does any girl with half of a brain. I understand the value of this firm ass, fat tits and tight pussy. You wouldn’t know it but I understand the economics of supply and demand, and what you demand I’m here to supply, but don’t think I’m not secretly begging for that cock down my throat because goddamn I want it so bad, but if I just give it up so easily I won’t seem like the good girl that I need to be.

I need More!

Sexy Ass PicI’m just so fucking horny, totally insatiable recently, searching so frantically for a stiff cock to fill this hole. I can’t even stand it. Since I got this vibrator installed into my office desk chair things have been a little easier to manage but sometimes I think it just makes me want more. Nothing can seem to replace the feeling of a pulsing cock in my pussy. Sometimes I even put the receiver in my snatch and hope the vibrations over the phone can make me quiver and cum. Phone handles have a nice shape to rub the clit and pussy at the same time, like they were made for using to get off on the job, but the mens’ voices get me off so easily that it’s hard to decide if I want to phone to my ear or down my panties, so my newly designed chair has solved some of my work related issues in the office. I can’t wait to see what the next call has in store for me.

Grand Slam Home Run!

Mature phone sexWhen I was much younger we used to tell how far we would go sexually with someone by using baseball vernacular.  There was first base which meant that you kissed.  I think everyone at least got to First Base, or at least I hope they did.  Second Base meant that you were touched above the waist.  Third Base meant you had oral or touched below the waist.  Then came the Grand Slam which meant you fucked.  I am not sure if these terms are still used but in my time they were used a lot. 

Sexy girlfriend pornI bring this up because I have a new boyfriend who is much younger than I.  He loves the fact that I am older and I seriously love the fact that he is younger.  He will have me pose for pictures and we have even made a few videos together.  He told his Father that he has been dating someone for awhile and his Father asked him what base had he gotten to.  He had no idea what his Dad meant.  He brought it up in conversation while we were watching a game on T.V. and I had to laugh.  Then I went on to explain what all the bases meant to him.  He told me that the next time he sees his Dad he is going to tell him that he hit a grand-slam…four times in one day. 

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My Perfectly Fuckable Ass

Ass FetishGod I love teasing my Husband’s friends, especially when they aren’t expecting it.  A few days ago we had a party at our house.  Nothing too special, just a celebrate Spring party.  The guests were encouraged to dress as Goddesses and Gods, or anything Spring related that had to do with lore/mythology/astrology and so on and so forth. 

Everyone was having a great time and I can say the party was a great success.  One of our mutual married couple friends got into a bit of a row over the husband’s alcohol consumption and the next thing we knew, his wife left him there.  We said that he could spend the night if he wanted and with him being totally shit faced he agreed.  He sobered up by the time everyone left but he was being all boo-hoo-ish.  I felt badly for him.  This was not the first time that his wife yelled at him in front of all of his friends.  It happened way too often to be honest.

I took it upon myself to cheer him up a bit.  Simone went up to bed as I stayed downstairs to clean up a bit so our staff wouldn’t have such a mess to clean up in the morning.  As I was cleaning up I heard our almost completely sober guest say how lucky that Simone was to have me.  I thought this was sweet.  However, I pretended not to hear, or even let him know that he was there. 

I had my iPod buds in and I danced around pretending to listen to the non-existent music blaring through my ear buds.  Then the real fun began.  I bent over to pick up a glass and gave our guest a perfect view of my beautiful pussy.  I heard him gasp!  Then I started to move my hips to the music, I got on the chair facing away from him so that I could play with my pussy.  I was getting wet listening to him grunting behind me.  I knew his hand was on his dick.

After a couple of minutes I sat straight up and he stopped.  I think he thought I had some how had heard Simone coming, but I ran into the den then  walked back out.  I brought out my glass toy to plunge into my mouth, pussy and ass.  The whole while our mutual friend was masturbating so hard I thought he would break his dick off.  I finally came, then I brought the dildo to my mouth to clean it off.  I heard him orgasm.  When I knew he was completely finished, I turned to look at him, took my ear buds out and said, “Do you feel better now?”  He looked at me in shock.  I blew him a kiss, wished him pleasant dreams then made my way up to Simone.