Even women need phone sex therapy, especially now. A girlfriend of mine came over yesterday for wine and whine. That is when women drink wine and whine about the men in their lives. Now my BFF has a sexy husband. I have had my eye on him for some time, but hos before bros. I am not going to let a cock ruin a great friendship. Hot men are easier to find than good girlfriends. After a few glasses of wine, she let loose about her seemingly perfect husband. His problem was not that he did not have a big dick. It was that he had a limp dick. That hunk has had a wet noodle in his pants for 3 years. I guess I dodged that bullet. No wonder she was sad and sexually frustrated. I assured her she could tell me anything. She has not cheated on her limp dick husband and I was in awe. I married two short dicked losers and I was cheating on them both before the honeymoon even started. I get that she loves her husband, but I told her she must love herself first. By this time, we were into the second bottle of wine. I started playing with her pussy and she did not stop me. I mean if she was not going to fuck a hard cock, maybe she would play with a sexy babe who just happens to be her best friend too. We never played together before, but if I had known she was sexually frustrated, I would have licked her cunt long ago. You could tell it had been awhile since anyone had touched her pussy. Poor thing shot a huge load of lady jizzz in my face. I had no idea she was a squirter. I cannot fix her limp dick husband, but I can at least make her cum. What are friends for, right?
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Phone sex mommy
I had the hottest call last night. My pussy is getting wet just thinking about it. My caller knows that his hot and slutty phone sex mommy takes good care of him every time he calls. In his wild and naughty fantasy, I showed up at his house,in the middle of the day. He was home alone and was already watching porn when I knocked on the door. I didn’t waste any time at all. As soon as he opened the door, I reached out and started stroking his hard cock through his pants. I backed him up against the wall and pulled that fat dick out. I dropped to my knees and started sucking that big, hard fuck stick. He stood me up and took me into the bedroom. He wanted to pound my soaking wet pussy in the bed he shares with his wife. I let him bend me over and hold me face down, into her pillow. I moaned loudly as he slid his fat cock into my tight wet hole. I even begged him to force fuck my tight pink asshole. He loved gaping my asshole and using me as an anal cum dumpster. Calls with him make my juicy pussy gush every time I think about them!
Phone Sex Therapy on Quarantine
Phone sex therapy has been a popular lately. I think guys have so much time on their hands that they want to discuss their fetishes and fantasies. I am happy that this side gig of mine is busy because I cannot return to campus until Fall. I miss my hunky students. I am tenured, so I am still getting paid. I just miss human interaction. Right now, I need my callers as much as they need me. I enjoy masturbating on my calls. I get a variety of callers. Some fantasize about mature sexy women. Some just want a sexy gfe to talk too. Some need to discuss their small dicks and their cheating wives. I just enjoy being a phone therapist regardless of what my callers want to talk about. This morning, I got off on a small dick humiliation call. Truth be told, I love shaming little dicks. I am not getting off thinking of the little dick. I have no use for shrimp dicks. I get off on humiliation. I like putting small dick losers in their place, especially the ones that beg to fuck me. Sorry, shrimp dicks. I am not desperate yet. I will never be that desperate. That is why I have garden vegetables and sex toys. If I cannot get quality cock, I will masturbate. I will masturbate every day if no big cock is around to play with. It is funny because short dick losers in my neighborhood think that the quarantine has lowered my standards. If the Zombie apocalypse hit tomorrow, I would pack my sex toys and flee the house. And I would still only fuck worthy men. This quarantine I suspect is not going the way some small dicked men hope. They think women will become desperate for cock; but I think the more they are stuck at home with Internet porn and sex toys, the more they will realize they do not need men. This phone sex therapist only needs and wants big cock. I will never be desperate for your loser dick.
Fucking My Married Ex
I recently received some mail that belong to an ex of many years ago, so I texted him to let him know about it. He said he would swing by this week and pick it up. We have been apart for many years now and he is actually married but man what a great fuck he was. I have been on a dry spell lately, so I started plotting about how to seduce him. I knew exactly how so I just waited. A few days later the bell rang and before I answered I undressed and wrapped a towel around me, like I was getting ready to shower. I answered and invited him in and told him I had to go get it from the kitchen. Only when I came back, I had dropped the towel, standing there completely naked. His eyes lit up as I walked towards him. He tried to resist but as soon as I pulled that dick from his pants and started giving him a hand job, he was all mine. I knelt and put his dick deep inside of my mouth and gave him an incredible blowjob, bringing him to orgasm quickly. And just as quickly I got his dick hard again. We continued fucking for hours, using every hole I had available. He was so relaxed when he left. As he kissed my cheek goodbye, he told me he would see me next week. Sounds like this horny girl is going to have a weekly no strings attached booty call from now on.