Phone sex therapy happens all the time with me. Some guys don’t even know they need it until they call. This morning a new caller discovered me. He got his tax return on a prepaid card and thought it would be a discreet way to have some fun without his wife knowing about it. I encourage married men with curious wives or joint accounts to always use a prepaid card! This was just a horny man calling for a regular vanilla fuck. I love a good phone fuck; however, I still have a size requirement. I am not masturbating and moaning for a small dick. A smart man would just lie to me. Tell me he has a big cock, although I can often tell from a voice how endowed someone is or is not! He didn’t sound gay. He didn’t sound like a sissy, but he told me he had 5 hard inches for me. Now, a 5-inch cock may not be small, but it is hardly big either. It is what I call pathetically average. I don’t fuck average cock. What hot sexy woman yells, “Give me your 5-inch dick stud?” No woman does. I gave him some tough love. I explained his cock is average. It is not small. It is not big. It’s the Goldilocks of cocks, but not just right for me. Just right for me is big. I will settle for 7 inches if the rest of the package is nice, but 8 is usually my bare minimum in dick size. At first, my caller was trying to assert dominance over me, but I don’t play those games. By the end of our call, he was fucking his man pussy with his wife’s dildo and buying a pair of my panties to keep his nub secure. That is the power of a sexy phone sex slut!
Cuckold phone sex is what I enjoy the most. Making fun of your tiny equipment that couldn’t satisfy a Barbie doll is so much fun. I tease guys in my personal life incessantly about their tiny dicks; especially the losers who want to bang me but don’t pass the length requirement. John is a teacher at my school. Outwardly, he looks like a catch. He is handsome and gainfully employed. He is divorced, but dates. He is a serial dater. He knows I am a sex therapist. He came to me months ago for some personal advice and direction. He wanted to know why he can’t get a woman to commit. I knew that if no woman was wanting to be in a relationship with him there was something I was missing. I would have dated him if he was not a teacher at my school. I will fuck the students, but the faculty is off limits to my pussy. What is that saying about not shitting where you eat?
This sexy babe is smart. Intra office relationships only cause turmoil. I had dinner with John to tell him we could only be friends. He was cool with that, but he still wanted my help in finding a long term girlfriend. I asked him the tough question. How was he in bed? He admitted what he lacked in length he made up for with enthusiasm. I knew what the problem was when he said that. Women want size: length and girth are important. Since he was in the friend zone, I had him show me his dick. It was a baby dick at best. The tiniest thing I have seen on a full grown man. He was not happy with my brand of tough phone sex therapy at first but understanding why women flee from you is half the battle to happiness. I have been training him to be a cuckold and a sissy. He accepts now that he will never be the romantic lead in a woman’s life. The best he can hope for is to be a sissy or cuckold. Do you need help understanding your role in a woman’s life?
I love being a phone sex therapist. I talk to men about their kinky fetishes and fantasies; all the things they cannot tell anyone else, even their wives. Even though I am discreet, I am not bound by the same ethical guidelines that limit a licensed therapist. I can laugh at my clients. I can shame them. I can mock them. And, I can publicly humiliate them in my blogs if I want. What makes me go to such extremes? Losers do. First, some of the most pathetic men call me. They know they are losers who can’t please a Barbie doll with the turtle hiding in their panties. Second, they are asking for trouble by confiding in me. I snicker every time a caller says, “This is just between you and me, right?” It is if you don’t piss me off, annoy me or tell me the most pathetic story ever. It has been a loser week. Cuckolds, sissies, panty boys oh my. The winner of the loser of the week goes to Dale. Dale has been watching his wife put on makeup to go to the gym for a year now. He has been eating her pussy when she comes back from the gym for a year now too. He seemed to believe she was creamy from sweat. I sweat a lot when I get a decent workout. Never once have I sweated out thick milky white cream from my pussy from doing squats. Unless, of course, I am doing squats on my trainer’s big fat cock. I had to break it to Dale that not only was he the dumbest husband on the planet, he was also a cuckold and sissy cum eater. Phone sex therapy means being harsh sometimes. If you are too dumb to read the writing on the wall, I am happy to spell it out for you. Please, don’t cry like Dale. I can only handle you being so pathetic.
My hot neighbor has an ass fetish. I have a great ass too. I love flaunting it. Yoga has given me a better ass in my 40s than I did in my 20s. I have a better ass than I have tits. All in all, I look great for my age; for any age, but I do love an ass man. I enjoy being spanked and groped, but by the right men. Not everyone gets to touch me. Not everyone gets to fuck me. My neighbor and I have been teasing each other for weeks now. I undress in front of the window. He adjusts his crotch. Its been harmless flirting and flaunting until last night. I was super horny. I had an intense workout which got my blood pumping straight into my pussy. I noticed his wife was not home. She has lots of night meetings for her job. I peeled off my dirty sweaty gym clothes and stood in front of my window until I got his attention. Once I had him at attention, I leaned over my chair to show off my ass. I spanked and jiggled it a few times to drive him crazy. We are friends on FaceBook, so I sent a close-up selfie and told him to come over and fuck my hot ass. I think he flew, because it felt like no time had passed by before his hands were grabbing my ass. He buried his face in my ass crack. Licked my sweaty ass and inhaled my natural scent. Been awhile since a man tongued my asshole because he wanted too, not because he was cleaning out a real man’s cum. I let my married neighbor fuck my ass with his hard 8-inch cock. He finger fucked me to an intense climax. Sometimes a sexy babe just needs it in the ass.
I had a cuckold phone sex Valentine’s Day. What is that? That is when I make all the small dick losers who wish they could get into my panties bring me some real cock. The only thing a small dick loser can do to satisfy me is to bring me a big cock. I love shaming a tiny dick man in front of a real man. It is extra embarrassing for the cuckold to bring me a real cock then sit on the side lines and watch his gift get all the loving. If a cuckold or sissy man wants to be in my life he must bring something valuable to the table like a stud or a large cash donation. I am a mature sexy babe. I can have any man I want. Besides still having a rocking body, I am smart and sophisticated too. I don’t need to settle for small cocks, ugly men or cheap ass losers. Valentine’s Day proved that. Four of my regular cuckolds brought me four hung lovers. Big cock with cream filled balls is better than a box of chocolates. I enjoyed all my big dicks. But, I also enjoyed shaming my cuckold losers. Don’t feel sorry for them. They get off on humiliation. I even dressed one up as cupid in a diaper. They all had to fluff cock and clean me up after cum loads. Real men don’t always like a messy pussy. But a cuckold loser sure does.
Best phone sex comes with the best phone sluts. I know men often prefer a cute coed over a mature sexy woman, but you can’t go to a young girl for certain things. What I know now, is not a fraction of what I knew as a young woman. I used to believe that if I loved a man and he loved me, the sex would be fabulous. When it wasn’t, I blamed myself. I would tell myself I didn’t arouse him, or he was just tired from a long day at work. All that was bullshit. My ex had a small dick. The only problem in my lackluster sex life was his small cock and his refusal to accept it. When you are young, you believe in love. When you are mature, however, you believe in cock size. Younger girls have a better chance of understanding that size matters because of the Internet. My generation didn’t have Internet porn or even know terms like cuckold or small dick humiliation. I have been teaching younger girls to respect themselves for a decade now. As a sex education teacher and therapist, young girls seek my counsel on how to make their sex lives better. My first question is always, “How big is your boyfriend.” Anything less than 7 inches, I tell them to ditch the guy and get a real man. I would tell your wife the same thing. She can’t begin to have a good sex life unless she makes you a cuckold and takes a lover with a real cock. Perhaps you are more enlightened than my ex husband and know you can’t please your wife. Perhaps, you have found her a suitable lover. If you aren’t so enlightened yet, you need some phone sex therapy. I am a cuckold expert and a size queen trainer. Put her pleasure first.
Do you like cum on boobs? I do and so does one of my young students. I was being a bad teacher this week. We never had school because of the weather. It has been cancelled every day this week so far. One of my female students lives near me. She stopped by yesterday morning to see if she could get some extra tutoring. She struggles with writing papers. Honestly, everything was innocent until her boyfriend showed up. I knew him. He was a former student. I used to bang him daily after class for a semester. Lucy told him all about her hot teacher and he knew who she was talking about. A young guy never forgets a naughty teacher who taught him how to eat pussy and fuck. I got horny as fuck seeing him again. It didn’t take me long to realize I had been set up. This was a planned threesome and I walked right into. I am not complaining, however. Been awhile since I had a threesome with another couple. This was no ordinary threesome. The guy was a former student and lover. The girl is a current student and neighbor. If anyone found out, I would be in trouble. My tenure might not matter much in a situation like this. I knew they wouldn’t tell. My former student is hung like a horse and will always be hot for teacher. My current student is hot for the teacher’s bald pussy. I am hot for both. I guided his cock into her pussy which I licked sloppy wet. I got his cock too. When he was about to cum inside me, Lucy told him to pull out and cum on me. His jizz shot all over my body. It was a Peter North cum shot. Lucy wanted to lick her boyfriend’s cum off my body. If we are buried under snow, I think they will be here daily. Suddenly, I love winter.
Do you need phone sex therapy? This sexy therapist is always in. I love talking to men about their kinks and fetishes. My favorite type of therapy is cuckold therapy. Some men just need to pay money to hear that they are a loser. In my opinion, nothing says you are a tiny dick loser more than paying a phone whore for a phone fuck and she thinks you are too small even for a virtual fuck. I know you are paying for a service, but phone sex with me is not a guarantee. I need big dick. It is not possible for me to say, “Fuck me hard and deep with your two-inch wiener.” I can’t say it with a straight face. I can give awesome small dick humiliation, however over the phone. I believe men need a wake-up call if they think I will be happy with their little dick just because they are paying me. Consider yourself warned. I will not fuck you if you possess a shrimp dick. I will help you come to terms with your glaring shortcoming, however. Sometimes, men need just one woman to tell them the truth. Let me be that woman. I won’t give you the excuses you have heard before, like “I don’t feel well,” or “something came up.” I don’t lie to a tiny dick man. He needs to hear the truth. Do you need to hear the truth? Do you think you can handle it?
Do you have naughty teacher fantasies? Most of my students do! I would be lying if I said I fuck all my students. Honestly, I try to be proper around them. I could get fired for sleeping with a student. Hell, I could get fired for this job. Some of my students are very persistent. My schedule changes each semester, as does my student roster. It seems every term, however, I have one or two teacher’s pets. I have two this semester. I didn’t think they knew about each other, but I was wrong. They both showed up at my office hours at the same time yesterday. I tried to play it off, but they busted me. One of them said bluntly, “We know about each other, so let’s make it easier on you.” I got a bit nervous. I wasn’t sure what they meant, but then they undressed in my office and took me together on my desk. I heard porn music in my head. It felt like a sexy girlfriend porn where a woman fucks her boyfriend and his best friend or something. I was bent over the desk with one cock in my mouth and the other up my cunt. Both boys are well endowed, which is why I picked them as my semester pets. I felt wicked getting tag teamed by two students on my desk, but it is every woman’s fantasy to have two young and hung studs ravaging her body at the same time. They made this easier on me. Now that they know, I can fuck them together. I will have more free time to fuck other men, plus it will be hot as fuck to have a teacher threesome all semester. Are you hot for teacher? Do you like mature phone sex? My offices hours are always open for hung studs.
The best phone sex is with an older woman. Did you know that? That is what all the younger men tell me. I picked up a barely legal guy at this bar last night. It was a college bar filled with coeds and college studs. The coeds didn’t look happy to see me, but the young men flocked to me like I was the last woman on earth, or at least the only woman in the bar. A few boys were chatting me up, saying they were so glad a real woman came in to the place. Even those young hunks valued what a sexy mature woman can offer. Young girls want romantic sex; a mature sexy babe wants fucking. Young girls need spoiled and pampered; mature women just need a hard cock. I took three of those frat boys home with me. One boy for each fuck hole. We played musical holes, so each guy could experience my ass, pussy and mouth. Girls their age have nice pink pussies, tight too; however, they never give up the ass and cock sucking to them is giving a dick a lick or two. Those young boys gave me the time of my life too. Been a long time since I had three boys at once. I think I will go back to that college bar tonight.
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