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Erotic Roleplaying: Playing Doctor with the Doctor

erotic roleplayingErotic roleplaying is something I enjoy. I am seeing this man who is a doctor. He has an amazing cock and he is creative and fun too. We had a date Friday night. I was dressed up fancy because we went to a high end restaurant in town. Afterward, he needed to stop by his office because he forgot is iPad there. He asked me if I minded. Of course, I didn’t. In fact, I looked at it as a chance to play doctor with the doctor. I love naughty role plays. He is a cardiologist, but he could still pretend to be a gynecologist or some sort of doctor who needed to check out my girl parts. He was game. I got dressed in a patient’s gown with no bra or panties on. My pussy was getting wet as he listened to my heart. Turns out my doctor has an ass fetish. I love a good hard cock up my ass. I bent over the exam table and let him check out my ass. He began our exam with a few well lubed fingers. He said he need to probe deeply to make sure my ass checked out healthy. I begged for a deep anal probe. His balls smacked against my ass as he checked me out to make sure I was healthy. It was a hot role play for me. I have always enjoyed playing doctor. We got dressed, went back to my place and fucked some more.

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Phone Sex Therapy for Small Clits

phone sex therapyLet’s have phone sex therapy. If you are on my site, reading my blogs, my guess is you are searching for some one who will tell you the truth. The truth about your small cock. There are many self aware boys out there who know their dicks don’t measure up. I love reinforcing what you already know.  I would much rather talk to then men who know they have small dicks than the guys with small dicks who think they are a gift from heaven to women. Small dicks aren’t gifts, unless you count the gift of laughter. I had a call this morning from a guy with such a tiny dick it was just a nub. He sent me pictures. It was a swollen clit at best. Not sure how it could penetrate any pussy. Likely, he was a virgin and lied to me when he said he has fucked before. He did admit that girls never fuck him a second time and many have made up some excuse why they couldn’t sleep with him once they saw his wiener. They were nice girls. I am a mean girl. I am an honest phone sex therapist. I tell men what other women won’t. I don’t have pity sex. I think too much of myself to fuck a nub. The only way to fuck a nub is to trib like two lesbians lol. A clit stick doesn’t fit inside a pussy. He wanted help on pleasing women. Although I applauded his ability to know he can’t give sexual pleasure to others, I was blunt. Being a cuckold or a sissy is only way he could please women. Being a cuckold is harder as a single man, but I told him how to find couples and mistresses to work with him. I think he is just lonely. Loneliness is a small dick problem. That is why there are sexy hot women in this business. If you can’t get women to pay attention to you, you can always pay one to laugh at you.

Phone Sex Therapy: I’m the One on the Couch

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy with me is different. Usually, the client lies on the couch, but with me I am the one on the couch. I am naked too. I like to lay naked on my couch while you confide your deep dark fantasies and confess all your dirty secrets. I talk to cuckolds, perverts, sissies, small dick losers and a variety of fetish guys daily. Some of you have dirty secrets that make my cunt wet, others have pathetic lives that make me laugh. One guy this morning told me all about his weekend as a cuckold. His wife put him in panties and made him watch her get fucked by real men. It gets better though. He was forced to gobble up all the cum in her dirty holes after every fuck. She took a lot of cock too. I was even envious. Before this weekend, my caller only had cuckold fantasies. I have been coaching him on how to make his fantasies a reality. Some wives need a little nudge to cheat. All I ever needed to cheat was the sight of a big cock! My caller’s wife has been cheating on him for months, he just didn’t know it. I had my suspicions, however. Women don’t put on make up to go to the gym. I had him confront her, give his blessing. I even had him tell her how happy he was that she could find the sexual pleasure she needed. When your wife has your blessing, she is more apt to just stop sneaking around and fuck in front of you. I love being a phone sex therapist, because I have my own sort of happy ending for callers. I get to cum listening to how their wives denied them and humiliated them in front of their lovers.

Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy Makes You a Better Man

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex therapy is necessary for you to be a good husband. Ask yourself a few questions. How big is my dick? Does my wife seem to enjoy fucking me? Does my wife get off from my cock or is a lot of foreplay required? Does she avoid having sex with me? First, if you don’t know if your wife or girlfriend is getting sexual pleasure, you need some therapy. Shame on you for not knowing if your partner is enjoying herself. A good man, a good husband puts his wife’s sexual needs first. You should know what you woman enjoys in the bedroom. You should know if she is enjoying herself period. Now, let us address the issue of cock size. What is considered big varies among women. Things like body size, age and motherhood can affect what the pussy needs for pleasure. I am in my forties; I am a mother and I have a high mileage pussy. That mean s I am a cock size queen who needs at least 7 hard inches for sexual pleasure. I am a phone sex therapist. I won’t blow smoke up your ass and tell you what a great cock you have or how great a lover you are, especially if you have a small dick and no skills in the bedroom. My concern is for your woman. I want to make sure she is getting all the pleasure she deserves and wants. Sometimes the only thing you can do for her pleasure, is get her a surrogate lover. Many men balk at that idea but let me ask you this. Do you love your woman? If you do, then get your head out of your ass and get her a real man. A man who can make her cum. Phone sex therapy is waiting for you to help you be a better man for that special woman in your life.

Mature Phone Sex and College Boys

mature phone sexMature phone sex is for men who crave women with experience and women with confidence. I have no inhibitions. Any I did have, are long gone. I am the kind of woman who can fuck with the lights on. My body isn’t perfect, but it is my body and I love it. I enjoy watching myself ride a big cock. I have a mirrored dresser that faces the bed. When I brought Luke home last night, I wanted to watch his cock going in and out of my pussy. Reverse cowgirl is one of my favorite positions with big dicks because when I position myself right, I can see that fat fuck stick stretching my pussy lips. It is no secret that I am a size queen. Girth matters more than length. No woman wants a foot long cock if it is as thin as a pencil; however, most women are very satisfied with 8 inches if it is thick. Luke was not carrying a snake in his pants, but it was thick and had my pussy on fire to feel it inside of me. A bunch of girlfriends and I met at a local cougar club after we ditched our families after the holiday festivities. I am always horny for big dick after seeing my ex husband. We share a daughter, so on holidays I am reminded why I became a size queen. It was amazing I got pregnant because his short stack swimmers had a long way to travel to fertilize me. Anyway, Luke stood out. He was a country boy in a metrosexual club. He was just in town from Tennessee for the holidays. Spring break and Easter brought the college boy to my town. Looking for a hot sexy woman brought him to the club. I was grateful because he rode my pussy like a rodeo star. My girlfriends were jealous that cowboy wanted to go home with me. I may never see Luke again, or not for a while, but I have a sore pussy full of cum as a reminder of what a great time we had last night.

 

Sexy Hot Women in Heat

sexy hot womenSexy hot women love teasing men. I was shopping in a short jean skirt last night. I was wearing a pair of sheer panties. I bent over in the frozen food section and caught this dirty old pervert trying to look up my skirt. He had to have a shriveled up old dick. I am surprised looking up my skirt didn’t make him stroke out. He followed me around the store trying to get a look up my skirt again. I teased the geezer. I didn’t know if he thought he could fuck me or if he had a panty sniffing fetish. I confronted him in the parking lot. He wasn’t as old as I thought. He was 65. He was 20 years my senior. He looked older. He said I was the first woman to give him a boner in a decade. I was flattered. I could see the sizable outline in his pants. This dirty old man had a huge cock. I thought about it for a moment. I don’t have an old man fetish, but I am a cock size queen. A big cock is a big cock regardless of age. I said, “Grandpa, I’m about to make your day.” I blew his old huge cock in the back of his car. He came quickly, which was disappointing but understandable. It has been 11 years since he came from a woman’s touch. I took my wet panties off and gave them to him as a souvenir. He looked like he had died and gone to heaven. Okay, so I might have slipped him my phone number too.  That old geezer had at least ten inches of cock that was going to waste. I knew just the sexy babe to bring life back to his aging Anaconda.  Don’t judge me. Your little dick isn’t doing anything for me or anyone for that matter.

A Sexy Babe Needs a Big Dick

sexy babeA sexy babe is a cock size queen if she is smart. Pretty pussy can be selective. Understanding that cock size matters to a woman’s sexual pleasure comes with age and disappointment. After a few bad fucks, most women begin to see a pattern. A young girl came to me for advice over the weekend. She is in college, knew about my reputation as a neighborhood therapist. She is a hot, sexy girl. She could be a model, but instead, she is going to college to be a doctor. Soon, she is going to making great money. She will be the total package: brains, looks, and money. I vowed to make her understand her worth. Past few boyfriends, including an older professor, were bad lovers. She never came. The one thing they all had in common was dick size. Small cocks on each of them, but they were all clueless about their tiny dicks. I am a cuckold phone sex therapist, so I had no problem helping this young girl understand the key to her sexual pleasure. I texted a hung stud to come over for a live demonstration. I hate seeing wasted potential. Young hot girls need to know what a big dick can do for them. If they understand that their sexual pleasure matters and should always come first, they will be much happier in the future. Luke arrived within 30 minutes happy to lend his dick to a coed’s sexual education. She couldn’t believe how big he was limp. Limp he was still bigger and thicker than any of her former lovers. I give great blowjobs, so I had him erect in no time. When she saw me squirting on Luke’s 9-inch cock, she wanted to fuck him too. I was happy to share. I have an army of hung studs to play with, but she had nothing but memories of losers. I changed that girl’s life. Maybe I can change your wife’s life too.

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Sexy Women Masturbating is Important Therapy

sexy women masturbatingSexy women masturbating is natural. I often show girls how to pleasure their pussies in sessions. If a woman can’t please herself, how can she tell a man how to please her. No two women are the same. We all have different things we like; we all have different erogenous zones. I enjoy showing women different techniques. I had an evening therapy session last night with a young couple. Neither of them knew how to please the other. The root of the problem was that neither knew how to please themselves.  Both have religious parents who don’t have progressive views on masturbation. Masturbation is the best gift we can give ourselves. I shared some mutual masturbation stories with the couple. I brought out my box of sex toys and showed them some of my best moves. I even had him use some of the toys on his girlfriend. He doesn’t have a big cock. His girl is at a disadvantage if she wants to stay with him. Young love. I was the same way, but then I got smart and realized size matters to my sexual pleasure. I was going to tell her to dump her boyfriend, get a new one with a big cock, but she will grow out of this love phase of her life. What I focused on was teaching him how to please her. I stressed to them both that a woman’s pleasure always comes first. Some guys don’t understand that. I blame men for all the sexually frustrated women in the word. Men cum, then they are asleep or in the shower. I teach men that they don’t cum until their woman has cum 2-3 times first. This phone sex therapist is here for the ladies always. I take pride in making sure that women receive the maximum pleasure. Does your wife get all the pleasure she deserves?

Mature Phone Sex Fetishes

mature phone sexMature phone sex women get a lot of fetish calls. I think it is because with age, comes experience. I have a lot of fetishes I enjoy. I make it no secret that I love cuckolds, but I have a strong shoe fetish. When I was younger, I learned to masturbate with shoes. I like the feel of leather against my pussy. I like the smell of leather too. In college, I would get older men, professors mainly, to buy me nice shoes. I was always able to spot the professor with a foot or shoe fetish. Men can’t take their eyes off my sexy legs nor my sexy feet. I cock tease them with my feet, which makes them weak, so they buy me whatever shoes I want. I am in my forties now. Even though my sugar baby days are behind me, I still have guys buying me designer shoes. I have an entire shoe closet which contains about 500 pairs of designer shoes. Shoes in my pussy will never replace a big cock, however after a disappointing date or as foreplay before a hot one, I pleasure my pussy with a pair of shoes or boots. Sometimes shoes make my pussy feel better than a small cock. Plus, if I masturbate a few times with some fine designer heels, my pussy will be super wet on a hot date with a hung man. He will think it is all him, but you and I will know the truth. Do you have a shoe fetish? What about foot fetishes? They are all connected: legs, feet, shoes, even pantyhose and stockings. I have my share of fetish boys for all those fetishes. Now, I sit at the front of the classroom dangling my feet in front of the students and see what young stud takes the bait.

Cuckold Phone Sex Humiliation

cuckold phone sexDo you need cuckold phone sex therapy? If you have a small dick but think you are God’s gift to women, you clearly need help. I met a man in total denial of his pin dick last night. Usually, the men bragging about how much money they make and what kind of sports car they drive are overcompensating. That might work on a young girl, but mature sexy women see right through that shit. I called him out. He tried to get sassy with me, even called me a carpet muncher. I made it clear to him that I would eat a million pussies before I would suck one little dick. He kept telling me and my girlfriends that I couldn’t handle his package. I called his bluff. I told him to show us this beast of a dick he was claiming to have dangling between his legs. It was worse than I expected. All we saw was hair and balls. Perhaps with a weed whacker, I could have seen some semblance of a dick, but when you are all hair and nuts, you are a loser with a capital L. My girlfriends and I snapped pictures for Snap Chat. None of us could believe the bravado this loser had. When he tried to pull up his pants, one of my friends grabbed his hand and pinned it behind his back. She is a self-defense instructor, so she has moves like Chuck Norris. She paraded him around the club for all the ladies to see what this big talker really had between his legs. He couldn’t handle the small dick humiliation. He just kept calling us all tuna bumpers and other lesbian insults. I kissed my girlfriends and fingered their pussies in front of him, so he knew I would take pussy over his loser dick any day. I think he left the club crying. I was too busy munching on pussy to notice.