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Chloe’s Croatia Trip

Sexy chicks

 

Dear Diary,

   I’ve never really felt like one of the sexy chicks that my mom and big sis always say that we are.  They’re the stacked ones, I’m the flat one, that’s how it’s been my whole life.  They tell me that my ass and titties are right around the corner, but I’m not sure I believe them.  I’ve always felt like my body is inferior to theirs and that I can’t be sexy because I’m too young and not curvy enough.  Until now!  Thanks to one of my mama’s sugar daddies, I know that I can be as hot and slutty as I want to be no matter how my body looks!

   Mom is a sex goddess, there’s just no way around it.  My dad honors that and lets her hook up with whomever she wants as long as it makes her happy and she always comes home to him and her family.  It’s actually pretty cool, she has all kinds of men who love to do things for her just to get a little bit of her attention and a whole lot of her ass.  Doctors, pilots, club owners, she rubs elbows (and a lot more) with all kinds of people.  One of her favorites, though, is this football guy.  I don’t even know his real name, but mama introduced him to me as Big Daddy King.  I don’t know who gave him that name, but it’s pretty fucking fitting for this particular sugar daddy!

   I had an orthodontist appointment the other day and when I walked out to the parking lot to get in my mom’s car, there was a limo there waiting for me with Mama hanging out of the sunroof.  The driver even did that fancy thing where they get out and open the door for you to get in and everything!  It was really cool!  I hopped in and asked her what the special occasion was and she screeched at me that we were headed to Croatia courtesy of BDK.  I had no idea so I had to ask “What the fuck is BDK?” and she said it’s not “what,” it’s “who!”  She explained the whole thing to me on the way to the airport; how he’s a mega rich footballer that played for some good team in the NFL and has a whole bunch of sugarbabies he likes to spend money on and to make them worship his cock.  I told her that I don’t know a single thing about footballing and that worshiping a dong sounded gross to me.  I’ve never seen a dick worth praising, only for having a little fun with and I told her so.  Her eyes got really wide and she said to me in a low voice “That’s because you’ve never seen Big Daddy King’s 13.5 inch #SuperiorBlackCock.”  I have to admit, I was more than interested.  I played it cool though.  “People don’t talk in hashtags anymore, Mom.” is all I said to her before I put in my airpods and fell asleep listening to music and thinking about what a massive anaconda like BDK’s would feel like inside of my tiny teen pussy.

   When we landed, Diary, you’d have thought some sort of royalty had arrived.  When the door of the private jet opened and the stair thingy lowered down, it almost crushed some people in the crowd that had gathered around to welcome us!  There was a long red carpet leading off farther than we could see and a brass band playing in the sea of cheering people.  My head was pounding.  I don’t know if you’ve ever had braces before, but tightening the bands feels like it tightens your entire skull and tromboney trumpet noises do not mix well with it at all.  It was a nice gesture, though.  I get it.

   We walked the carpet with a little entourage in tow, it kind of made me feel like some sort of star.  The red pathway kept going and led us all the way down to the beach where it finally ended at the feet of a huge, black god of a man in flowy white beach clothes.  He looked hot as hell, not gonna lie.  I’ve never really had a thing for older men before but BDK may have stirred something up in me, Diary.  Mom squealed and ran over to him where he wrapped her up in his muscle bound arms and rubbed down her back, ending the embrace with a big squeeze of her ass.  She introduced us and instead of settling for a hand shake, Big Daddy pulled me in and enveloped me in a big hug, too.  I knew he was going to grab my butt too, so instead of fighting it, I just let him.  When in Rome, right?  It wasn’t bad, that was actually the first time my cheeks have really felt a loving caress.  High school boys don’t touch asses like that at all!

   He threw some hot swimsuits at us and made us strip down in front of everyone to change into them.  I don’t think those European guys get to see a bitch as hot as my mom very regularly.  They all stared at her as she peeled out of her travel clothes and slid into her bathing suit, none of them were even giving me a second look.  Except for Big Daddy King.  He kept his gaze on me and me alone as I got completely nude and put on the bikini he gave me, silently rubbing his enormous bulge through his soft linen pants the whole time.  No one has ever looked at me like that before.  It was kind of scary and kind of hot all at the same time.

   He snapped out of his teen gazing trance and told us to meet him down at the water’s edge.  Mom and I walked down and kicked around in the surf for a bit having a little wet fun in the Adriatic Sea.  We had such a good time that we didn’t really notice the people gathering around us until they started cheering.  We turned to check out the commotion just in time to see the crowd parting in the middle to make way for Big Daddy walking buck naked down to the shoreline.  Mom grabbed my hand and told me “Just do what he says.” as he approached us with his massive mahogany football bat in his hand.  I consider that moment the last time I had any little girl left in me.  After this next part, Diary, there’s not a single doubt in my mind that I am all woman.

   I don’t know if every black guy is as forceful and dominant as BDK, but if they are then I think I found one of my kinks.  He grabbed each of us by a handful of hair and told us to get down on all fours but didn’t wait for us to do it on our own.  He shoved us down into the water and put both handfuls of our hair into one hand and used the other to grab his jet black pussy bashing jizz baton and started rubbing it on our lips and faces.  Before I knew it, Big Daddy started slapping my mom all over her cheeks and mouth with it really hard.  After a minute or so, he asked her what she wanted him to do with his anaconda next and she told him to cock slap me with it!  Can you believe that?  My own mother wanted to see me get pummeled by that gigantic forearm of a fuckstick.  She knew my mouth already hurt but I guess she didn’t care, because she let him maul my face with his rod just as roughly as he did to her.  Everyone had their cameras out taking pics and vids of us.  I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before you see them plastered all over the internet.  

   While he was slapping me with his schlong, he got that same look in his eyes then said directly into my face “Get ready to be christened by a god.” then told my mom to stick her fingers in my mouth and hold it open.  That was fucked up, Diary, I was definitely not prepared for that, but I also wasn’t prepared for that super thick dick pounding into my mouth like some sort of meaty jackhammer, either.  He clinched my hair with both hands and started furiously fucking my face the second the head of his unusually large dick got past my lips.  I tried to pull off of it but he wouldn’t let me and neither would my mom.  Both of them kept pushing my head onto his pole so he could really get into my throat, only easing up when I needed to breathe a little.  First off, I could barely even get my mouth around it at all.  Secondly, my braces really had me in a lot of pain.  Third, and maybe the worst of all, I couldn’t stop gagging and puking on his fucking dick!  I thought I was going to die right there in some foreign country with a mouth and throat full of cock and puke.  Luckily for my mouth but unluckily for my pussy, he was ready for more.

   He was quick, I bet he got paid a lot for footballing.  BDK slipped behind me and had my bikini bottoms off before I could even finish throwing up.  I think he spit on it, but when a dick is that fucking big, it really doesn’t matter.  His gigantic cock felt like it split me open like a log splitting thingy.  That feeling didn’t go away, either.  I screamed and begged for him to stop or slow down, but he just kept pounding away grabbing me by both of my skinny little hips really tightly.  Mama was no help, she just stood beside me spreading my tiny ass cheeks wide so he could be sure to get as far inside of me as he wanted.  I couldn’t take it and passed out from sheer pain right there in the waves.

   When I came to, Diary, I was in his arms with my head against his chest, legs spread wide with his powerful god prick pounding into my pussy.  I started screaming again and then I felt my mom licking my holes from below and heard her sucking his impossibly black balls into her mouth one at a time.  My sight was getting blurry again and my lips were numb from hyperventilating.  BDK kept pumping and telling me what a sexy teen whore I am, asking mom how she made me such a hot little slut.  I don’t think he knew that he was only the third guy I’ve ever banged.  Just before I blacked out again he let out a huge roar and blew his juicy god load all inside of my tight teen twat.  Then he threw me down into the water like I was a bag of trash, flipped my mom’s leg up and started screwing her in a standing position with her pussy right by my face.

   My trip to Europe taught me that I’m a definitely a sexy babe and men definitely want to fuck me.  Big Daddy really drove that point home for me.  Diary, I know that I need to find a dominant guy who can treat my body the way it needs to be treated.  I definitely don’t want him to have a dick as big as BDK’s, though.  That mother fucker is just too god damned much!  Don’t tell him I said that, though.  Mama really likes him.

 

My Man’s A Real Man

Forced crossdressing

 

I got to put my husband through a little forced crossdressing humiliation the other day because that fool lost a bet to me.  He bought us tickets to go to a baseball game, which he loves but I could honestly take it or leave it.  I’m a football gal.  That’s why he never should’ve made that stupid bet, he should’ve known he was going to lose.

We were getting all of our stuff ready the night before the game and having a little flirty fun time while we were at it.  I talked about the athletes I’ve fucked and he would reminisce about banging cheerleaders and beer girls while we cuddled and packed up our cooler.  We got onto the subject of football and, like always, he started bashing my favorite team.  Nobody says anything bad about the 9’ers around me, they’re an amazing athletic club with the hottest players in the league.

My man was really flapping his gums, I couldn’t even get him to shut up by shoving my titties in his face.  Once he spouted off a fact that I knew was incorrect, I made a little wager with him.  He said that the Cowboys have won more super bowls than my 49’ers and that simply isn’t true.  If you don’t know, like him, they have both won 5 super bowls, but Hubby didn’t want to listen, didn’t believe that I might know more about a sports topic than he does.  Because I’m a woman, obviously.  If he would’ve won, he would’ve gotten to fuck me anywhere in the stadium that he wanted.  He didn’t win though, so he had to dress up like the prettiest woman he could for the entire ball game.

He’s beautiful, isn’t he?  I’ve never heard so many catcalls and wolf whistles in my whole life, I thought I had it bad!  He didn’t take offense to the guy who wanted to watch him jerk off in the bathroom, I’m so proud of him!  He just whipped his powerful prick out of his hose and started stroking.  Real men are secure enough in their manhood to masturbate in the men’s restroom for another man while dressed in drag, and my man’s definitely a real man!

 

Thick And Thoughtful Phone Sex Therapist

Phone sex therapist

 

 

A lot of people don’t realize that I am a licensed phone sex therapist, they think I’m just some thick assed trophy wife sugar baby who gets all of her money from the men she fucks.  I guess the last part is kind of true, but I had to go through years of schooling to get where I am.  I mean, if you’re going to split hairs, we’re all whores to our jobs or careers, getting paid to perform a service for someone.  My career just so happens to help people get through their sexual hang ups, phobias or dark perversions while I make them cum at the same time.  Maybe I shouldn’t get turned on by all of it, but it’s not my fault that their fucked up stories make my pussy drip like a leaky faucet.  It’s psychological and shit.

I know, you probably didn’t even realize phone sex therapy was a thing.  Well believe you me, I’ve talked tons of men and women through some really tough shit.  Premature sexual awakenings, molestation that led to low self esteem and unraveling some of their most buried and repressed sexual memories so we can sift through them together.  All while lubing them up with my dripping pussy juice and stroking them off, slowly but surely, as they take that messed up trip down forgotten memory lane.

There is science behind it, I don’t just make my clients cum because I like it.  That is an added bonus, however.  To put it in layman’s terms, I replace traumatic sexual experiences with pleasant ones by way of peeling the bandage off of that past memory, digging out the traumatic old orgasms and filling in the holes with nice new orgasms.  Obviously there’s more to it than that, but you get the jist.  

Sometimes I get a client who really just needs some good pussy to get over whatever has his brain all addled with unhealthy thoughts.  We could cut down on a lot of the horrible things in society if we simply made it possible for everyone who wants or needs some sweet snatch a safe and easily accessible way to get it.  In fact, I even give a detailed, fact driven seminar on how legalizing both sex work and cannabis would drastically reduce the amount of violent crimes in our country.  I have stats out the ass, I can all but prove it!  Anyway, when someone calls me up saying they just have to get laid or something bad is going to happen, I take it seriously.

The way I see it, my therapeutic pussy has saved at least one school or church from being shot up, at least one wife from being beaten and abused by her husband, at least one college girl from being drugged and forced to take some dick she didn’t want.  How could I not love being a phone sex therapist?  I’m doing good work out here, helping people get through a whole heap of sexual nonsense with little more than my kind yet discerning ear, logical yet emotionally open mind and my slick and sticky snizz secretions.    

 

 

Double Headed Dildo Time

Sexy women masturbating

 

When was the last time you got to see a couple of sexy women masturbating with each other, skewered on either end of a double sided dildo?  Not on a porno, in real life!  If you can’t remember then it’s been too fucking long.  You can come watch me and my girls get it on with each other and a gash gouging play pecker, we don’t mind one bit.

First we have to lube it up so it’ll slide right into us, but who wants to use the gross tasting shit you get out of a bottle?  What if I decide that I want to chow down on her chinga chamber in the middle of our paired pussy pounding?  I want to taste her creamy cunt juice, not a bitter chemical concoction, so we jam it into our jaws and each push it down our throats as far as we can get it.  When we both do it, we can get it so deep into our windpipes that we meet in the middle for a gag filled make out sesh.  Throat slime is the second best natural lubricant around, next to hot pussy juice itself!

The coolest part about a double headed dummy dick is it really lets the girls get into scissoring!  Strap-on’s are great for single slot slamming but are useless in a scissor and just rubbing clits and flaps on each other gets really old, really quick.  The dual dicker plunges as far into each of us as we want it to go and bends and stretches into whatever shape our cunts need it to with just a little effort on our end.  When we get a good rhythm going we can make that snakey simulated schlong rock out our G-spots and make both of us squirt all over each other as we scissor away.

Ass to ass is always awesome with a double ender!  Actually, the hardest part is keeping either one of our asses from getting too greedy and just sucking the entire 18 inches away from the other bitch and right up into our own extra eager rectums.  Once we start bouncing our butt cheeks together, they start their own game of tushy tug of war, with the winner taking the prize of a foot and a half of fake fuck hog right into their cavitated cornhole.

You really should swing by and watch this shit, it’s got to be so fucking hot to see.  I know it’s hot as fuck to do!  I could just set up a camera and shoot the whole thing for you, but then how will you ever know how it smells!

 

Summertime Principal Pole Pleasing

 

The only guys I know who don’t like to blow a thick and chunky load all over the faces of a pair of hot and sexy chicks are fucking gay guys.  Every other dude that isn’t into dick that I’ve ever met is aching for the opportunity to cover a couple of stupid sluts with their sloppy cum.  Doctors, lawyers, politicians and preachers, it doesn’t matter what type of man they are.  They all want some steamy two face slamhole sex and will take it pretty much any time you want to give it to them.

Last night, I took my teen daughter out for a girl’s night on the town.  We went to dinner then out for ice cream and were having a wonderful time together when, just as we were enjoying our cones on a stroll into the sunset, she saw her hot principal walking out of a shop with his hands full of filled plastic shopping bags.  Just before he hopped in his ride, she yelled out to get his attention.  

“Mr. Gladfelter!” she bellowed, prompting him to turn his chiseled jaw and perfectly sculpted face in our direction.  He gave a wave and lingered outside of his car as we walked up to him licking the round scoops on top of our cones.  They made the typical teacher/student conversation that occurs when they all see each other when school is not in session.  Lots of talk about how the summer is going and if they’re doing anything fun, the type of small talk I usually find to be boring and yawn inducing.  I’d watch that man eat a whole turd, though.  He is an adonis if I’ve ever seen one.

Sexy chicks

He could tell by the way we were ogling him that we wanted to shove more than ice cream into our hungry mouths.  We wanted some soft serve man cream fed to us directly from the source, which made Mr. Gladfelter a little nervous.  My girl knows how to handle nervous nellies and gave him a seductive smile as she took her principal’s hand and started leading him around to the back of the shopping center.  

When we were safe in the privacy of the gap between the building and dumpster, we both got down on our knees and whipped that administrative wang out of his Wranglers.  We’ve sucked so many dicks together that the way we work our mouths and lips together on a thick dick and swinging ball sack is like a beautifully choreographed face fuck dance.  We know when to switch off before a guy ever even has to say anything and that made her pole packing principal really happy.  I sucked cock, she licked nuts and taint then vice versa, switching off and throwing in variations like the four lip jack off and two tongue tornado.

What usually makes men let their load loose is when we make out on the head of their prick as one of us jerks him off and the other fondles his scrote and undercarriage.  Mr. Gladfelter was no exception.  I was sucking on the head of his cock and my daughter’s tongue at the same time when he started moaning and jacking off in our faces.  He shot chunks of gooey cream all over my girl’s dumb teen face as she held her mouth open wide and still had enough nut sauce left to coat my whole face in his delicious dick drippings.

As he gained his composure and tucked his tallywacker back into his trousers, I licked his load off my daughter’s face and asked him “Are you glad you felt her, Gladfelter?”  He laughed and told me that, if I were one of his students, he’d give me a detention for that.  When school starts back up, I’m going to have to get my girl into a little trouble.  Gives us both something to look forward to for her senior year!

 

My Bro Likes Small Boobs

Small boobs

 

The young girls in my family all have some pretty small boobs, but my niece says she likes them that way because her daddy likes them that way.  I don’t get it, but whatever floats your boat, Bro.  I think the big ol’ bouncy ones are more fun to play with, but you do you!

My brother has always had a thing for flat chested females.  Maybe it’s because he grew up with me and all of my big tittied sisters, not to mention our massive mammary having mama.  Having to constantly contend with a house full of heavy chested chicks and the bowl sized cups of our bras that were always strewn all about might’ve had an effect on him.  It doesn’t matter because he treats my niece, and all of the girls in the family, like pure gold.

Latin men are wonderful lovers, probably because they start really young.  I can’t count the number of times I pushed him down and rode his cock really fast and hard while I hung my rack down in his face and pressed my nipples into his little boy mouth in the morning as we both got ready for school.  And if it wasn’t me making him drill my pussy and suck my titties then it was one of the other whores in the household.  Mama used to tell him to lay on top of her so she could smother him in her bosom as he pumped away at her cunt.

Once he was old enough to start pulling in his own pussy, the little sluts he would bring home looked like they were hiding mosquito bites in their useless bras.  To prove to us that his schoolgirl lovers weren’t trying to smuggle a couple of grapes into our home, he would strip them down in front of everyone present and put it to her like we made him do to us for years.  Of course we would join in and tease the tiny bitches and their tan skinned, tile like chests with our terrifically big tits.  Shake them in their faces and show them what they’ll never have as our little brother drove his bone ever deeper into their schoolgirl snatches.

Now that I put it like that, it makes sense that my bro likes his girls tiny and his titties even tinier.  I bet he’s glad that his one and only daughter has small boobs and didn’t take after our mama like all of his sisters did.  I know my niece is! 

 

Spanking Porn Specialist

Female domination porn

 

I make the best female domination porn movies because I really know how to let those hot little whores have it!  It’s not rocket surgery, I just dish out every bit of pain and punishment on them that I love to get when I’m being dominated by a big dicked demigod.  Plain and simple.

There’s never a shortage of blank faced bimbos and simple bitches around with whom I can set up a sexy ass slapping shoot or two.  If it isn’t my daughter or one of her slutty friends starring as the despondent damsel taking on all of my abuse then it’s one of my husband’s girlfriends or just some dumb drunk ho we picked up at the bar getting thrashed on screen for our amusement.  I got enough whores in my life on an everyday basis to dish out more bare bottom spankings and slut humiliation to last a lifetime and make enough porno to make every cock in the world cum over and over again.  That’s fucking hot!

My daughter is bringing one of her fuckalicious friends over for some filmed flogging and flagellation right now.  I hope she’s blonde.  I really like beating up blonde bitches!

 

Dirty Cleaning Services

Naughty maid phone sex

 

If you need to have your place cleaned and your cock creamed then you absolutely have to try my naughty maid phone sex services!  You can’t beat the value, spic and span living space and a drained ballsack all for the same economical price!

I’ll make your entire pad sparkle and spotless then gargle your balls while I spit shine that rock hard shaft of yours.  You can watch me zip around from room to room with my ass and titties hanging out, dusting and arranging.  There’s always something right on the floor in front of my clients that forces me to bend over at the waist to pick up, I’m sure there’s something on your hardwood, too.  Hopefully that peak at my pussy will send you over the edge and make you want to run your prick up in it, but if not, there are still other rooms that need cleaning.

If your toilet is really dirty, I might even have to clean it with my mouth.  No cleaner I’ve ever found works better on dried up shit than my god given lips, tongue and teeth.  I’ll have that commode scrubbed and polished with my pretty mouth then spin you around so I can finish the job on your dirty asshole.  You know it needs a good working over too, and maybe if I clean the source really well, the pot will stay in as pristine a condition as it can.

By the time we get to the bedroom, you should’ve already blown a load or two, but if not, I’ll make certain that all of that gooey splooge is out of you and into me before all is said and done.  Don’t worry, if it gets on the bed or floor, you know I’ll clean it up.  

 

BDK’s Altar of the Anaconda

Ebony phone sex

 

I love having ebony phone sex with my main man, the cock of the walk, the one above all, the living legend Big Daddy King!  We talk about all of the marvelous places he takes me and the amazingly raunchy things we do when we’re together.  Reliving those memories with him gets my sweet pussy just as wet as it is when he’s ramming his rock hard 13.5 inch mahogany rod deep into it!  There’s no denying that he’s the #KingOfAllKings when he’s gouging out my gash and making it gape really wide!

One time he was bored on a lazy Sunday so he sent his private jet to fly me to his place in Austin while his wife went to church.  Can you believe that?!  It must have cost thousands to do that but he had just sold some commercial property in L.A. for several million dollars and has a #120MillionNetWorth anyway, so he doesn’t give a shit about the cost of flying his favorite sugar baby out for a day of worshiping his #SuperiorBlackCock.  When you’re playing with elite level money you can pretty much do whatever you want and my BDK does exactly that!

His timing was impeccable, because apparently his full time woman had just left when I arrived at the penthouse.  It was perfect, she stays out with the church crew for hours so I had all the time I needed to make Big Daddy feel like the #GodOfAllMen that he is.  Of course he had lavish gifts for me, he always does!  After stripping me out of my clothes and covering me in his BDK brand bling, complete with the cutest belly chain I’ve ever seen, he gave me a BLM tank top, tight booty shorts and a hot pair of Red Bottoms to complete my boner inducing ensemble.  Once I was all dolled up to his satisfaction he led me into a divine room dedicated to his godlike cock.

I’ve never seen such a glorious sight!  BDK’s Altar of the Anaconda is the perfect place for me to praise and please my #BlackGod and I was more than happy to do it.  I got down on my knees and started thanking the heavens for sending me such a perfect demigod of a man, which made his giant mahogany meat get really hard.  In that little bit of time, he reamed out all of my holes in every corner of his hot ass shrine.  Everywhere I looked were pictures of him doing all sorts of things, from playing football to fucking fine females!  

He made me cum 7 times before he was done.  After he blasted his billionaire nut sauce all over my face, he sent me out the door with a slap on the ass to make certain every trace of me was gone before his lady returned home.  I hope she got what she needed in church because I know I definitely got touched by the hand, and cock, of God!

 

My Daughter’s Sexy Ass Friends

Sexy chicks

 

My daughter and her friends are some real sexy chicks with asses just as hot as mine.  In fact, if you judged us all by just our butts alone, you’d think we were all related!  They might as well be my girls, they’re at my place all the time partying and pleasing their sweet pussies, just like me and my darling daughter.

It’s well known that clothing is always optional in my household, a guideline those cum craving caramel skinned cunts take full advantage of.  They don’t wear much as it is, but walking onto my property makes them peel off their tight pants and little panties right away.  We all dance around, playing with each other’s primed pussies and perfect tits as we laugh and giggle.

We like to play a game in which we see who can slap whose ass the hardest when they least expect it.  It makes us all laugh so fucking hard, the faces we make when we’re getting whacked are priceless!  We all end up with bright red butts by the end of the night, those girls are crazy!

When they get too out of control, I line them all up and sit right on their faces so they can use all of that young energy to clean my creamy cunt and asshole with their tongues.  They’re no stranger to muff diving and salad tossing, those little bitches have been eating each other’s holes out ever since they first started having sleepovers together.  They show me everything they ever learned to do on each other and then some.  The best is when they all gang up on me and lick me all at once!