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I’m Bad and that’s Good

 

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I don’t give a fuck about a mother fucking bitch you can kiss my ass, but if you got a man, I’m interested I want to fuck his dick. I am a nasty slut, a bitch who just cannot get enough of dick in my mouth and in my pussy. You can call me a fucking sleazy whore if you’re happy I like that name. I love being called out of my name I love being treated like a fucking scuzz slut freak. My dad told me that when I grew up, I was going to be the nastiest bitch in the trailer park and guess what he’s correct I am the nastiest pitch in the trailer park I am beyond nasty. I don’t have a heart so if that’s what you’re looking for you can’t find it it’s not going to happen, but I do have a fat pussy, and I squirt a lot. I am your dream girl or should I say your dream slut I will make your dick Cry for Me call for me and beg for me. I am as nasty as can be, and I love it. I like being the way that I am nothing is ever going to change me because I love the feeling of penetration. I love the way a big fat dick feels sliding into my hot cum filled pussy. I love the rush of being fucked every single night and every single day I am a dick chaser, and I chase dick like a bounty hunter. Come get me if you’ve got a big fat dick I want you to fuck me uncontrollably and spray your juice is inside of my wet pussy.

 

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As a Sexy Babe the Issue is Quality Not Quantity

sexy babeA sexy babe of any age never has a problem getting laid. When you are pretty, men hit on you all the time. Quantity is never a pretty girl’s problem. Quality, however, is a problem. I don’t care how rich you are or how handsome, if you are not hung, I don’t want none hun. I am a size queen. Pretty girls can demand quality. Just because you can have any man doesn’t mean you want to have just any man.  Last night, I was clubbing with friends. I had my pick of the litter, but there was only one man I wanted. That was because most of the men in the club were posers or small dick losers. I saw a couple admirers paying their tab with multiple cards, which is always a broke ass loser sign. Others, I danced with and could feel nothing!  Sexy chicks dance with any man because that is one of the ways we tell size! Feel nothing, we move along. If we feel something we are unsure of, we dance a second time to decide. If we feel a big hard cock, most of us are figuring out where to fuck. I had to dance with some losers before I settled on Patrick. His cock was throbbing as we slow danced. We had a few drinks, then we were back at my place fucking like young lovers. Thick, long and juicy. That is just how I like my cocks. I could have had any man at the club, but I only wanted the one with a big cock.

Ready Ramona Searching For A Cuck

Fantasy phone sexI swear to find a cuckold use to be so much easier. Now it’s just sissy boys who want to be dressed up or guys who want a sexy and sweet girlfriend. Sigh what I really want is a huge monster cock to enjoy with a cuck that knows how to spoil a woman like me correctly. I need a cuck with a huge wallet and a tiny insignificant cock. I always have an alpha male at hand, hung like a horse, balls thick and full. I want my cuck to do his job, undressing me, worshipping me, kissing me, and even prepping my pussy for this real man’s cock. My little cuck knows he would never be able to please me, he can’t get me off at all. He knows the only thing he has that makes me happy is his money. He knows all he can do is watch me get fucked, up close and personal. And he knows his reward is to eat this pussy clean once my stud is done fucking me. That’s exactly the kind of cuck I need.

Pay Pigs Love Roleplay

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My pay pigs love to empty out their wallets for me just to have a chance to empty out their wallets and worship my stunning body. But the piggies can dream all day about my tight body, but they can’t touch. They can never touch. But oh how I love to have the dirtiest humiliation calls with them. My pay pigs love to roleplay with me as their mistress. They worship me with their cash and in return, I tell them how pathetic their pitiful, tiny white cocks are. They love when I dominate their wallets by ordering the biggest dildos to fuck myself- way bigger than those pathetic small worms in their pants that they call cocks. I love telling those pay piggies that only real men have cocks over eight inches- anything below that is just an enlarged clit! My piggies aren’t allowed to jerk their pathetic, puny cocks off unless I say so and if they do, they have to pay a fine! Pay me pigs, and let me humiliate you! <33

Teasing My Cuck Husband

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Often when my hubby is away I love to send him teasing pictures throughout the day. As most couple may do when they are apart. Though I like to think mine are a little different. See instead of getting dolled up or naked I instead like to send him pictures of some of the men I’ve been thinking about or talking to. See I know it drives him absolutely crazy to know all the men who have been in and out of our bed these days. He’s very aroused at the thought of how desirable I am, and honestly cheating on him is the only thing that was able to save our marriage. Not only does he often leave me alone in this big house, it’s no secret anymore he is disappointing in other ways. Maybe you could be my new way to tease him. 

Sexy Women Masturbating

sexy women masturbatingSexy women masturbating is hot to watch. I love giving a sexy show. I am accustomed to being eye candy for men. I have a peeping Tom. A cute one though. He is no creepy fat fuck spying on me. He is the married man next door. My security cameras caught him. When I realized he was spying on me, I decided to give him a special show. I was lying in my bed last night with the lights on and the window open. I knew about what time he would be coming by to peek in on me. He walks his dog around 10 pm and that is when he spies on me. This time, I was ready. I had my favorite vibrator on standby. When I heard his dog barking, I started playing with my shaved wet pussy. I know how to make myself cum better than anyone. I love pleasuring myself, especially when I have an audience. I could hear subtle moans, so I know my hot peeping Tom was enjoying the show. When I came, it was epic. I plunged my toy deep in my cunt and rubbed my clit until I squirted. I drenched the sheets. If my neighbor had been between my legs, I may have drowned him. I am waiting for tomorrow night eagerly. I will top the performance I gave tonight.

Edgeplay Phone Sex with Mercy

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I love to tease you and get you so hot and riled up you can barely stand it. I know you love it though. When I caress every inch of your body, touching and kissing, licking and nibbling. Slowly licking up and down the shaft of your cock before taking it into my mouth and taking your stiff dick in and out of my mouth and throat. My head bobbing up and down while my hands massage your thighs and balls. My favorite is when I ride you, straddling you cowgirl and slowly easing myself down onto your cock before slowly rocking my hips back and forth. I watch your face closely, going faster and harder until you are about to climax, then I pick myself up and off of you and let your cock twitch in delightful agony of the orgasm denied. I do this again and again until you can’t stand it and are begging for sweet release. Then, and only then, do I ride your fast and hard, tits bouncing in your face until you fill up my tight, wet pussy with your hot cum!

 

 

Call Me for Phone Sex Therapy

phone sex therapyGuys call me for phone sex therapy. Most men want to know about their small dicks. They want to know if they can be with a woman still. My answer is always yes. Small dick losers can be with women; they just can’t fuck women. I had two ex-husbands with small dicks. They were my cuckolds. Smart women will have their cake and eat it too. I want a man to fuck; one with a big dick. And, I want a man to pay for everything and treat me like a queen. Rarely do you find one man who embodies both. That is why a smart woman will have a hung lover to take care of her sexual needs and a loser to take care of the rest of her needs. Now, if you are small dick loser and broke too, well there is not much this phone sex therapist can do for you. You will be jacking your dick for the rest of your life. I teach men to be good cuckolds and live the best life they can with a small dick. Your options are few when your dick is small, so might as well be the best cuckold you can.

Put your money where your mouth is

sexy babeYou want a sexy babe, you can show off and play with;? You better pay top dollar so you can have this arm candy. I want to show you I am better than any slut. I will make all your fantasies come true. I can’t wait to take all your money and show you I am the best. I know you expect to hit it at the end of the night. Lol, as if loser. You are here to make me happy that is all you loser. I will make all my friends come over and watch how I walk all over you. Be ready to put your money where your mouth is and spend it all on me. You will never get to fuck me. Your nut on me is only in your dreams.

Phone Humiliation For The Kinkster

You have that kinkster side to you and better than being the hipster I know you also are and my hipster lovers love my phone humiliation sessions. I love to help their Hipster style out in letting them be as Metrosexual as they desire. It’s ok to desire some cock on the side, and even better to have that open relationship with multiple lovers where you share one another, it’s “The” thing now and as “In” as men being the sissy cocksuckers they have suppressed for so long. It’s all out in the open these days and your a lot cooler to be “In” with the trend. I love to help you realize where you fit in as I am also in that hipster way as a vegan, polyamorous lifestylist. I’m really into indie music and films and can “get” you better than so many others. I love living in the Pacific Northwest and being myself and enjoying life. When I’m not working the therapy lines I am enjoying the mountains and streams with outdoor activities and fucking outside is the best I greatly enjoy being an exhibitionist as much as voyeuristic. I hope we can do a session soon where we can get to know each other!

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